As we’ve been discussing for days now, Lindsay Lohan checked into a London hospital because she was super-sick, you guys. So sick that she could barely move. So sick that she needed ALL the painkillers. So sick that the hospital discharged her in a hot minute, which gave her enough time to post some sketchy Instagram photos and then go to Paris to party into the wee hours. So what was all of this “sickness” about? Well, Lindsay has a court date today, and some theorized that Lindsay’s mysterious illness was a way for her to explain how she had not completed her 240 hours of community service for her last cracked-out legal shenanigans. If she didn’t complete the hours, “jail” was a “real possibility.” (Except it never is with the Cracken.)
Yesterday, TMZ reported that Lindsay was “scrambling” to complete her community service hours… in London. She went back to London after partying in Paris to complete her hours at the Community Service Volunteers organization. She needed 15 days of community service to complete her sentence, and sources told TMZ that she had been working nonstop on Friday, Saturday, and maybe Monday and Tuesday. Maybe today. And somehow, using crack math, TMZ now says Lindsay finished everything. She managed to get 15 days of community service finished in like three days? YOU ARE KIDDING ME.
Lindsay Lohan will get a letter of completion from her London community service center … but it will still be warm off the photocopy machine when her lawyer hands it to the judge. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Community Service Volunteers will certify Lindsay has completed her 240 hours to satisfy her probation requirement in her reckless driving case.
As we reported … Lindsay waited until the last minute to get it done, and she put in her time at a breakneck pace beginning late last week. There’s one thing that’s unclear … whether she completed her hours on Tuesday or whether she has a few left that she’ll do Wednesday before the court hearing. Since London is 8 hours ahead of L.A. she has the full day to finish if she hasn’t already.
We’re told CSV is prepared to send a letter of completion before her court hearing Wednesday morning. Lindsay will not be in court. Her lawyer, Shawn Holley, will hand the sacred doc to the judge.
Seriously?! We’re just going to roll our eyes as Lindsay once again crack-jacks the system? I don’t believe that LA County should allow community service to be fulfilled in another county, much less another country. And I think Lindsay probably pulled some kind of shenanigans with the Community Service Volunteers to get them to sign off on her hours. They probably have her “working” while she was partying in Paris.
So, another day, another crack drama. She’s not even coming to LA to face the judge. The system is broken!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
UK=breaking space/time continuum. Ask Judi Dench.
Lol #truestory
F*uck me!! I’d be locked up in a hot second- the legal system deserves a bitch slap for continuing this kind of crap.
I think they just want to be rid of her.
How hard would the judge laugh if I said that I wanted to go on a cruise and that I’ll complete my community service three days before I’m due back in court?
Wonder if she’s been back to that school in NY that she was filmed visiting on her Oprah reality show. I remember her promising one little girl she would be back. My money’s on no.
Dear UK,
I’m sorry that this mess landed on your door, truly. However we are taped out on her crazy, we need a break. Thank you for giving us a little reprieve.
Sincerely,
America
Dear America,
HELP!!!!
Sincerely
UK
Got to love celebrity privilege. They get away with everything.
Does being with one of her clients/johns/benefactors count as community service?
Boom!
She never has really faced any consequences to speak of. Why should she take it seriously now, when cheating and lying and pulling stunts has gotten her THIS far?
GRRRRRRRRR!!!
She needs real jail time for a while and get a taste of losing freedom like Paris did, may be then she will realize and appreciate what she has and can have if she takes life seriously.
I imagine they were so sick of dealing with her they just fudged the hours to get her out of their hair.
I’m disgusted by how she manipulates the system and continues to get away with it.
Between Chris Brown’s ridiculous statement about having to postpone his tour because of a mean-ol judge and the news that CrackyMcCracken gets to bend the rules once again, I am so f*/king tired of these entitled celebrities who take zero responsibility or accountability.
They are coddled by their management, families, fans, the industry and even the U.S. legal system. This makes me so angry.
MAYBE if people would quit buying their music (in Chris Brown’ case) and quit seeing anything LL is in, their careers would be singing/acting with inmates in jail. They should have the same consequences in their actions as any other human being! But because they are “celebrities” they get special treatment??? Just plain wrong!!
That is more applicable to Brown over Lindsay though. Lindsay doesn’t get offered that many roles anymore. So there isn’t much to go see of hers anymore. Occasionally someone will toss a part her way, and then they immediately seem to regret doing so. It looks like she has a few things that are in pre-production. But I’m willing to bet that some of those will not be made or she will be replaced in the role. All look like direct-to-DVD projects anyway.
She makes the LA court system look like a fricken joke. Like Kaiser once said, LA’s motto should be YOLO.
I’m still very curious as to who is funding this London lifestyle. It’s not her. Also who pulled the strings to keep her there? If she had a work visa for her play it must be done soon. Is she paying UK taxes?
Come on British tabloids, something is rotten here! Do your damn jobs!
It was revealed a bit ago!
http://www.sarawakreport.org/2014/12/lindsay-lohan-the-latest-hollywood-link-to-1mdb/
OMG! How is this not more widely reported? What kind of favours has this guy called in to keep his name out of it? Ugh I’m altering between chills and feeling sick.
…oh wait sorry, I’m sure it’s true love. 😉
@Mia4S I know, right? I was surprised it took me a while to find the story, I just saw it the one time on one site (I can’t remember, maybe Hollywood Gossip?) and then nothing else. She probably has a few other sugar daddy’s that are kept under the rug because they are old and disgusting. This guy doesn’t look to be that bad at all!
wow. Aang may be the last airbender, but he ain’t got nothing on the Cracken.
+1000.
I bow down…this is brilliance.
how can…? what is…? there’s no way this is true. it can’t be. please let it not be
Was she given her cs in days or hours? I thought she had to complete 240 hours of which she had half done on Nov. 6. While 240 hours would equal 30, eight hour days, I don’t believe she was doing 8 hour days especially with doing the play. Something is wrong and I really don’t think the court system cares anymore and is just ready to get rid of her.
CSV is like our citizen volunteering organisation, you know. It’s not the organisation we send our evil criminalz to when they get a community sentence. It’s where the nice, kindly people go and you can volunteer doing just about anything there. I can’t imagine it was particularly taxing for the Kraken.
I did not know, Serving on Yachts (and Planes) overnights working Hard on her knees counts as Community Service… unless servicing Old men without charging maybe is what makes it a Charitable endeavor
Wow, her face has changed so much that she no longer look like the old Lindsay. she’s still pretty but the drugs and plastic surgery are not helping.
And Lindsay’s Little Black Book of Blackmail gets pulled out again…and Puff !!! all her troubles vanish again…….quote Lindsay in a fight with Clint Eastwood’s daughter at a night club….”You don’t mess with me …I know people ” ….And those people have been funding her live style and paying off her problems for years… Now several people have fat little bonus’s in their bank accounts today…..and Lindsay sass shays off to party some more black book in hand…..and in Long Island Dina counts out the ” little extra leftover she asked for when she make the phone calls for Lindsay…..
This story…is exactly why I don’t miss Lindsay Lohan living in America. And yes I too apologize on behalf of America that she’s now living in London England.
Her attempt to show she has matured to take her career back keep her eye on the prize of someday winning an oscar blah blah blah blah blah blah-chins up and all just down the credibility drain to join all her other crack lies.
I cannot believe SHC took her back as a client!!!
Remember back in the days of everyone serving up cracktinis 🍸 stir it up
Chins up! HA!
She’s wearing my grandmother’s dentures. I can’t unsee it. Those are definitely Gram’s false teeth.
So, if I was considering hiring her for a some work, I could take comfort in how consciencious and timely she is with court orders?
You know she and Dina just cracked open a box of wine to celebrate.
The Cracken is covered in crack-strength teflon. Nothing sticks to her, except her enabling family.
There’s zero doubt in my mind that one of her regular johns in paying for her lifestyle in London. I also think The Cracken made a big donation (paid for by a john) to the volunteer center and they agreed to repay her by lying about the amount of CS she actually completed.
I’m wondering if the people who signed her forms for community service are a bunch of liars.
Who knew that if you get convicted in California, you can serve out your punishment in another part of the world. Go figure.
TMZ’s update has it that she counted meet-and-greets and shaking hands with fans when she was doing her London plays as part of community service. They’re also saying that the hours coincide with the time she said she was in the hospital.
I wonder if she’s going to say that charity recipients were given tickets to the plays and thus shaking their hands afterwards was part of interacting with the program her community service organization had dealings with.
TMZ could have 100 stories about her fudging responsibility or flat out breaking the law, and still no one will do anything about it. For years, she has made the justice system look foolish and biased. Gutless judges? Lazy prosecutors? Seriously, what is going on here? Why aren’t those in LA not benefiting from celebrity justice saying or doing something?
Just saw elsewhere that the prosecutor is calling BS on the hours. Maybe it’ll go somewhere (no it won’t).
I know right?! She claimed that meeting her fans at the stage door of her play was community service??! God she really is worthless trash isn’t she?
Is this the same prosecutor that allowed her to go to Europe?
They might have allowed that out of pure self-defense.
What hav we done to deserve this piece of trash ending up in th uk? If she hasnt completed her hours then her visa should be revoked and she should be deported.
Well, you *did* unload Piers Morgan on us…
Who cares? Who thought it would be different? The Cracken has Cracked the Criminal Justice System and will never go to jail. Period.