Well this is interesting. About a year has passed since Johnny Depp got engaged to his “free spirit,” Amber Heard. Both were smitten, and it wasn’t long before we heard tales of them raiding bulk food bins with their bare hands like a couple of teenagers and laughing off a prenup. They threw a celeb-filled engagement party last March and settled into a coupley groove. Time passed, and things appeared to cool down. Something’s been going on with Johnny and the bottle. Both got busy with work, but Amber’s dad promised a wedding last fall (which didn’t happen, obviously). I started to believe this was another in a string of Depp engagements. He loves to propose.
Page Six says the wedding is still on. In fact, it is imminent. Details, please:
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard will finally tie the knot in a week at his private island in the Bahamas, Page Six has exclusively learned.
Our sources tell us the Mortdecai star, 51, and his fiancée, 28, will marry in an intimate ceremony at his Little Hall’s Pond Cay island home. We’re told the guest list will include just 50 people, including Heard’s family and Depp’s children with former love Vanessa Paradis, Lily-Rose, 15, and Jack, 12.
We’re told accommodations are so sparse that guests are staying on a yacht during the festivities. Depp has a 156-foot vessel called Vajoliroja, which he reportedly keeps parked at his tropical island compound.
Sources tell us Heard and Depp chose the Feb. 7-8 weekend after working around their various schedules. “She’s filming a movie in London, and he’s getting ready to film the next Pirates of the Caribbean in Australia,” a source told us. “So this is the only time that everyone could get together.”
Heard will wear a gown by Stella McCartney for the ceremony.
[From Page Six]
I wonder if El Chupacabra will hitch a ride in Johnny’s suitcase along with Amber’s Stella gown. Oh god, he’s going to wear so many necklaces and scarves. Scarvezilla.
Do you think this story is true? Early on, we heard rumors of an island wedding. This could be the real deal. Johnny might make it down the aisle for the first time since 1983. But getting married during “the only time everyone could get together” doesn’t sound terribly romantic. Although it’s nice that they’re going to put up guests in a yacht. That way, Johnny and Amber can get busy making a hundred babies while the party keeps raging. We’ll see what happens!
Photos courtesy of WENN
#udeserveallthatmoneybitch
I am beyond grossed out by these two… has the world run out of senile millionaires? Is this why Amber Heard can only scrape up Johnny Depp? I bet you when he takes his clothes off, they retain his shape – that’s how unwashed he looks to me.
Hehehe..I was thinking of how often those pillowcases need to be changed..must be non-stop. I bet her divorce settlement will break Hollywood records.
I don’t know if the divorce will be that bad, though. Marital assets are what’s earned/acquired during the period of the marriage. Unless he has a serious RDJ-level comeback, I’d say he’s made the lions’s share of his big money – money she’s not entitled to collect because it was his prior to the marriage.
You’re right nuzzy..but something tells me she got some big numbers in her favor in any pre-nup. I’m curious..would selling (after marriage) a property he owns become joint $?
I’m not sure if capital gains realized during the marriage would be considered marital assets – maybe. I don’t work in that area of law, so I just know some basics. Still – no prenup is foolishness for anyone on a second marriage with kids – you gotta sort that stuff out and make a will so people don’t go crazy about it.
Oh God yes at the clothes retain his shape. His clothes look as if they reek of urine, too. Ew.
Same here, and that makes me really sad because I used to ADORE Johnny Depp back in the 90’s – early 00’s. Now he’s just a sad old man. Bleh.
it’s almost like she’s saying “dad, you okay?” in the second to last pic, while the dapper man behind them searches for divine deliverence to save us all.
btw. i guess PotC is still profitable? how many more of those do i have to put up with? i pray my chirruns soon be big enough to go to the movies themselves.
It’s a train wreck.
That picture of him in the white pants–looks like she’s guiding gramps by the hand. He is aging horribly.
I dunno, it’s their lives. If he wants his hot young thing he might feel like he has to seal the deal now. If she wants his money, well, have at it. He seems to have a bad drinking/drug problem, so if she is only after the dough she’ll earn every penny of it.
I don’t really give a fish’s tit, but his yacht is something sweet. http://inclassicstyle.com/johnny-depp-classic-yacht-vajoliroja/
Nice to see he was undeterred by his last flop, Mordecai, and is moving on so quickly to his next flop, marriage.
No comment on that Depp disaster but Jamie Dornan looks like a hostage on that magazine cover.
LOL…true!
As much as I dislike Amber CDAN is about as reliable as a NYC weatherman.
I really don’t want to see what happens next. I still have a soft spot for the Johnny that was.
HAHA! It was Page 6, though.
@Kiddo was responding to a comment about some CDAN blind about Johnny.
Sorry I couldn’t see through the ‘blizzard’.
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why does she look more like his caretaker than his fiance? Well, I’m sure she’ll be taking care of his money.
I can barely navigate that site since the redesign. It ruined their readership.
Agree.
How dare they? That’s when Comet Sophie and the otter are getting married! They’ll steal their PR!
I just love it that the moment men decide that marriage/babies can help their career, the news is flooded with the weddings of previous commitment-shy bachelors.
On that note… how badly do you want that Oscar, Leo?
She is very pretty. At first I thought she was a money grubber and wanted to up her self in the HOLLYWOOD world but now I kind of feel sorry for her. Looks can be deceiving, basically I am at a loss for how to think about this relationship. Johnny seems like he is in a constant LSD state and she seems quiet and clueless.
YAY?! Lucky him and lucky her if she gets him without pre-nup.
Sugardaddy here may as we’ll take half his money and have a bonfire, because half his money is going out the door after this relationship implodes.
I wonder if the marriage would even be legal if they got married on some private island in the Bahamas.
Lol
Right, because they would totally marry on the yacht that has a name formed from his ex. Va(nessa) Jo(hnny) LiRo (Lily Rose) Ja(ck).
She hitched her wagon to the wrong horse. If she manages to stay with him for five years, she deserves #allthemoney. Or whatever is left of it.
If true, meh. Must be a very small wedding (I saw the yacht in real life, not on it, just saw it in Europe) and they may look big but only have a few guest cabins on board, so he’s definitely not putting up 50 people on it. And the interior (it’s available for rent, anyone can see the pics) is so horrible, there are no words to describe the cartoonish 70s crap faux opulent style.
If he has no prenup she’ll still only get half of what he makes during the marriage so no big deal, what will she get, Mortdecai money?? I would have never believed JD would come to be an object of pity and derision yet there he is.
Awhile back there was a post with pictures of Amber with Johnny on a red carpet posing REALLY hard and someone commented “work it girl! Work it like the rent is due!” Now that’s all I can think when I see her. I do think they will get married- Johnny wants her locked in and Amber wants the money and attention, IMO.
Oh well, she might as well get paid — this girl seems to have expensive taste.
I knew this was coming soon. Especially after the promotional tour, with them even giving interviews together, shameless kisses, etc.
Nothing like the shake of a crisis to get the things to the next level. He shows how much he loves her by getting into and unexpected treatment that he never allowed before. And she shows how much she cares for him, by keeping at his side, supporting him through this difficult situation and showing too that she’s quite the wife in the making…and a wife able to take the reigns over his misbehaviour and making him to go back on track
I hope she gets paid well for being the poor PR wife who has to convince movie-goers that Johnny rotten teeth Depp is still hot.
Marrying a sugar daddy to further your career/get the cash. How original and free-spirited!
OK, hang on… Rolled my eyes so hard they stuck.
This relationship reminds me of my current, endless redecoration project. Once I put some new furniture and paint in there, everything old and formerly dear looked worse in comparison… I began to want to put him, I mean it, in the dumpster…
I think he would have married her a long time ago and she is holding out and I don’t think it is for money. She realized that the press sees her and Depp as punchlines right now.
Don’t think it’ll last, Johnny. But have fun while it does….
Popcorn please! This has to be good! It has already been strangely fascinating to watch this midlife crisis, on and off alcoholic version of Johnny Depp desperately trying to make his talent free attention whore happen. Congrats!
She’s got the fogged up glasses on now. Eventually when the fog clears she’ll get it. Maybe get him into rehab with an ultimatum. Then she’ll leave him when she realizes he’s married to himself and substance. Poor thing, why does everyone else see it but her?