Immediately after the Grammys, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got the hell out of Dodge (LA). They left so quickly, it was like they were fleeing the scene of a crime. Maybe Kanye didn’t mean to go so hard on Beck? Whatever it was, they didn’t even have a moment to change out of their Grammy ensembles and Kim had to wear that stupid Jean Paul Gaultier robe as she walked through LAX. They flew to NYC and Kim was already wandering around New York on Monday, and the paps were trailing her constantly. These are those photos. Kim wore terrible camouflage pants and she busted out of a white belly-baring shirt that was made for someone smaller. God, she just has the worst style. These pants make you look 20 pounds heavier, Kim.
Meanwhile, you know how Kim posed nude for Love Magazine (you can see the NSFW photos here) and everyone was like “Can we go one month without seeing Kim Kardashian’s T&A, for the love of all that is holy?” Yeah, she also gave an interview to Love Magazine and the quotes are… interesting. Some highlights:
She’s only recently started wearing Spanx (?) and she has issues: “I always pee all over my Spanx, it’s a disaster. They aren’t crotchless enough!”
Her favorite sex position: “From the back”. She adds that there’s no such thing as being “too big” when it comes to the size of one’s manhood.
She wants Kendall’s body: “I’d love to swap bodies with Kendall for just a week, just to look from that little bit higher up and fit into everything perfectly.”
She loves being naked: “I like nudity. Kanye always says, ‘Dress sexier’ — he’s always the most encouraging.”
Her favorite TV shows: “I’m obsessed with murders and dead bodies.”
Kourtney Kardashian urinates everywhere & anywhere: Kardashian claimed her older sister is “notorious” for peeing outside and once popped a squat behind a curtain somewhere in the Delano Hotel in Miami, Fla. “They will probably never let us stay there again,” she said.
She’s famous for more than a sex tape: “When someone asks me, ‘What do you do?’ under my breath I want to say, ‘Ask my f–king bank account what I do.’ But I would never say that to someone’s face.”
[From Celebuzz, Love Magazine]
This is actually pretty different than the usual interviews Kim Kardashian does. Kim’s interviews are usually pretty basic (in every sense of the word). She usually chats about hair, makeup, clothes, maybe Kanye and North. She really doesn’t talk about sex that much in interviews and she rarely shows that “ask my f—king bank account what I do” side. I think she sounds different here because she was talking to Cara Delevingne. Cara brings out a different side in people. As for Kim liking it from the back… girl, we know.
Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame/Flynet.
She still didn’t answer the question? Good, Kim.
I guess it shows that being extremely low rent can pay big. She shills cheap kardashian brand products, shows up at clubs for an hour and talks about gross diet pills. And don’t forget a trashy reality show. I guess I’m impressed that the accumulation of such low end products and events can make someone a household name and get her one or two real endorsement deals and invitations to big events/magazine layouts. And she loves to act like OF COURSE she belongs there with Her kardashian spray tan and perfume. That’s actually pretty crazy.
Yeah. In that interview where she showed her butt on the cover it said she spends, iirc, 2 haours daily on having her hair and make up done. After that, we all know what she does – her daily walk to nowhere to get papped.
Mmhmm. I always wanted someone to just straight up ask – what the hell do you do? I thought it would make her uncomfortable to not have a legitimate answer but surprise, surprise, no shame at all.
What does she do? It’s the oldest profession.
That’s what I’m talking about…..
That is all Kanye’s doing. Before him Kim wouldn’t have dared to talk like that.
Agree. But I think before Kanye she was just grateful to be invited to the party. Now she is part of the party and will only be out if she divorces.
How will she be “out of the party,” when she got way more face time mainstream celebrity wise than Kanye ever did? That’s a big reason he’s with her. She upped his profile on that score. Kim and Chris Humphries and hell, even Kim and Reggie Bush were covered way more than Kanye and whoever – or that bald chick he was with for a minute.
Bugglez , Kim was not in with the fashion world until Kanye. There’s a difference between being popular in the tabloids and actually being invited to industry events or getting in with important people. No designer wanted to be associated with her and so on. So in the gossip world sure Kim helped Kanye but everywhere else’s it’s been Kanye helping Kim AND her family like Kendall.
I do think he’s taught her to be an even more entitled bitch – that is true. As for them helping each other out – who, outside of very dumb, gullible people without taste, honestly think they “help” each other and are a “great couple?” They’re ludicrous and growing more so every day.
I think the great showing of D-listers at their wedding was an indication of what regard they are held in the celebrity world.
THISSSSSSSSSS.
And I for one am here for all kinds of that kind of “talk”. lol
+1!
I think she ruined Kanyes ‘street cred’ but upped his mainstream profile, but he has done a lot more for her, did we forget that she would have never been invited to a Met Ball or gone anywhere near a vogue ocver or some of the A listers she hangs out with now. Kanye has helped the profile of that whole family to new heights.
Kim is a one woman industry. I still don’t get why people think the Kardashian’s don’t work, they do plenty.
I think they work all the time and she sells herself, so what. I don’t get what’s wrong with her selling herself as a product, if people are willing to pay , more power to her.
I love her answer. Good for her.
They do plenty of…what? Pap strolls? Showing up on red carpets wearing ridiculous, ugly, tasteless clothes? Whoring themselves out on sub-genre magazine covers? Prancing around like the dull idiots they are on reality TV?
Great accomplishments, all.
Her answers show how dumb & deluded she is, but hey, guess more than a couple of brain cells are needed to understand that. I could not care less about how she got famous and what she does with her life, but find it frustrating when someone does one thing (clearly evidenced by the way), but tries to tell everyone something completely different. Although I get the feeling that she believes in those lies herself….
Your f***ing bank account says you have no talent. You wouldn’t be the first.
+100000
Awesome. Her bank account literally says that the sheep will buy whatever reality tv is selling.
Her bank account just tells us she can make money. When people ask what you do, dear, they are looking for other kinds of information. A thief can have a hefty bank account.
Of course, this is the woman who thinks we will believe that she has been stuffing herself into Spanx just recently.
jwoolman, you’re absolutely right, and as others have noted in these comments, she never answered the question. And yeah, her claim to only be wearing Spanx now is bullshit. She has been photographed in Spanx for years. A quick Google search proves she lied.
her back account says she co-designs several clothing lines, has a makeup line, has a hair care line, is the spokesmodel for various products, is a popular host at parties that brings in six figures, she’s a published author, she’s in been in movies with Tyler perry, she’s been in music videos.
We need to get over this whole “she doesn’t do anything” attitude. She works. A lot. It’s not up to us to decide what constitutes legitimate work.
Anyone can do all that “work” if they have a team of people to actually do the work you then just sign your name to. She’s not a self-made mogul, she is a puppet and PMK is the puppetmaster.
The work she does is questionable and she still garbage no matter how you want to dress it up. I agree 100% with INeedANap. The real master of her success is Kris Jenner not Kim because she not that smart
Looks like Kris Jenner has graced us with her presence. Hi Kris!
The Kardashian clothing line is cheaply made garbage that is on clearance in many stores. The “work” Kim does to get paid by companies is merely taking 5 seconds to tweet some product on her twitter timeline. As INeedANap said, she has other people do all the work, she and the other Kardashians just sign their names to it and get the money.
“co-designs”
@buzz co-designs with her family
of course her manager got her where she is. That’s a manager’s job. How do you think half these celebrities got where they are?
even if she signs her name to things and sends out promotional tweets, who cares. who doesn’t want to get paid for doing nothing. I know I do. Screw my long work hours and making a regular income. I want to work a few hours and a day and make millions too.
@ sally usually people get famous for being successful after they have showcased their talent or created a successful business. She became a famous porn star THEN sold stuff to the moronic public. Huge difference.
Let’s be clear: making money does not = work
Just because someone pays you to be associated with something, does not mean you are working to earn that money. Additionally, money makes money on its own when it is invested.
“who doesn’t want to get paid for doing nothing. ”
^^That directly contradicts your original statement which was “She works. A lot”. If she owned that, there would be no problem. I think the problem people have is that she pretends to work, not just earn.
Perhaps you should edit it to read “She makes. A lot”.
Well said Sally.
I don’t get why people say she doesn’t do anything, she does as much as many models and spokespersons.
I am not wild about the Kardashians , I don’t watch the show, but isince I’ve been traveling for the last two years, I see Kim Kardashian everywhere on a ton of magazines, in Europe, their show runs in Europe on TV . She’s on commercials, she’s on products.
I can’t go to a newsstand without seeing her usually on a magazine.
Showing up places is not work. She wants attention and gets attention, that is not the same thing as working hard. Money is no measure of a person’s worth, and only a moron Like Kim would think a bank account could speak for her.
I used to get paid to man a glory hole in Studio City ………but my accountant never called it work……..
Her talent is self promotion, So what.
She is making money off of knowing how to promote herself.
Good for her.
I am not one of her viewers or followers but I see nothing wrong with self promotion and making money from her gigs, whatever they are.
i agree. It genuinely boggles my mind that people hate her this much.
+1
Thank you for answering my question.
(My question was: How on earth is this trashy hooker even a thing? Answer: Because evidently there are plenty of morons out there defending her and buying into the crap she sells)
Standards: Get some.
@someonestolemyname you are not one of her followers or viewers yet you seem to know a lot about what she does (more than she knows by the look of things) and now you are commenting on an article about her trying to tell us how hard she works…? oh, ok then.
@Ola, haha, well said! and unfortunately very true….
Her frontage is like two melons in a hammock, that’s got to be worth a lot of money surely. Dreadful pair (Kim and Kanye I mean).
Her body sometimes looks like an exaggeration of boobs, butt, tan, cosmetic surgeries ect. I think it’s the way she dresses and carries herself, I’m not referring to her size.
I think the Kim in that interview is the real Kim, she has to tone it down for fame’s sake.
It just goes to show, SHE doesn’t even know what, exactly, she does.
Clearly, money doesn’t buy class…
She’s as tacky as her first outfit from the top picture.
This. And her interview proves even further that she has NO CLASS WHATSOEVER.
No it doesn’t, and no matter how nicely you wrap it trash is still just trash.
That is a bad outfit, Kanye!
And isn’t she kind of chilly? It’s winter in NYC.
Guys, she does sex tapes. That’s what she does.
She does Kanye.
Ha!
Is it not cold in New York?
freezing apparently. Her chest must have goose bumps. And actually your bank account can’t tell you what you do should have been my accountant possibly.
it is, look at the other people wearing heavy zipped up jackets. I live in Florida and I wouldn’t wear that outfit, it’s too cold.
It’s freaking COLD here!
That was my first thought too when I read that she’s in NYC. It’s 37° here right now!
Is it bad that I like hearing her being a little defiant? It makes me breathe a sigh of relief like ah she’s not 100% brainwashed into saying the same thing over and over. A little unpleasant yes, but whatever. I like when she’s not a robot.
No hon, she’s still brainwashed, it’s just brainwashing by Kanye and his bad attitude now.
Isn’t it COLD in New York right now??
Yes. Very cold.
Don’t you love it? And she and Kanye clearly do it on purpose. They’ve made it a habit of being absurdly overdressed, wearing wool coats and leather in Los Angeles. And then this^ or this http://www.celebitchy.com/405598/kim_kardashian_knows_the_truth_john_legends_b-day_is_all_about_kim_kardashian/ or this http://www.celebitchy.com/336655/kanye_west_kim_is_the_most_beautiful_woman_of_all_time_of_human_existence_/ in New York.
They have a child, correct?
Their nannies have a child.
Sssssnnnaaaapppp!!!
Questions of the day:
When Kim wears a top like that what does a person see first her face and nice hair( her hair looks good lately tbh) or do you see her boobs?
Why is she upset over pee on her spanx? It is not the first time she has been peed on
Isn’t it though? It was R.Kelly who peed on a girl in his sex tape, I recently watched Kim’s and saw no peeing?
i heard there’s an unedited version where she’s peed on.
The current tape is edited, so I’ve heard. I won’t watch any version of it, so can’t say.
I guess she’s proving that she didn’t get her implants removed with that top. lol I see boobs to answer your question, NewWester.
I’ve heard many people say they watched the first version of the tape (before the Ks negotiated for a percentage) and that it did have the infamous golden shower part. I’ve never heard anybody say they watched the first version and did not see that part. Has her partner-in-porn ever denied it? So it’s likely that the Ks negotiated to cut it. Can’t say that I blame them, what was she thinking? She wanted the tape to get out- she went right up to the camera and introduced herself in the tiny bit I saw. Either she really is dumb as a box of rocks or her partner is quite a Svengali to get her to put that on tape. I’m sure her mother realized that it would be very bad PR because urinating on people is rather taboo in our culture. The rest was more like normal porn and wouldn’t have the same impact. Unfortunately, enough people saw the unedited version that Kim still has that stigma anyway.
If she had kept her clothes on since then and focused on other activities, though, I don’t think it would be such a problem. It would have been seen by most as just one of those stupid things young people sometimes do, then they go on to do less stupid things. Maybe she really does yearn to be a porn actress/porn model? She does seem happiest when doing nude magazine covers and articles and semi-nude selfies. It’s a niche in modeling, since so many are not comfortable doing that in our culture. Maybe she thinks it keeps her looking young, even though so much is photoshopped. I don’t think it is helping her quest to be taken seriously in the high fashion world, though.
@NewWester – Oh my! My laugh for the week!
LOL excellent.
Kanye said to dress sexier, Kim, not dress like a tramp. There is a difference, you know.
Sure, ill ask her bank account. What’s the number?
🙂 funny
Ugh.
Firstly: Your bank account was inherited from your father! Secondly: is it really that warm in New York City that one can go prancing about outside with most of one’s torso exposed? I’m just a few hours north and we’ve been dealing with snow for the past three days. Going out in a top like that would have bad consequences.
I mean, look at the people behind her. They’re all miserable and freezing.
The skin on her breasts is probably chapped today.
And in LA she wears long sleeves and heavy coats. Makes no sense other than she is getting to show her girls off which is nothing new.
Hi Lilacflowers! Cold further north in Canada too:-) but if all you do is walk from your condo to your car I guess that poor excuse for a t-shirt will do:-) (I see some chicks at my kid’s school come to pick up their children in slightly more decent clothes but still ready to do a ho stroll – full war paint, painted on jeans, down to the navel top, stilettos… the works. You feel embarrassed for them.
Lilacflowers, you know, you are just being mean… did you not know this was called “working”?! 😉
she is working (read: trying) so hard and we should be forever grateful for this gracious “gift” to humanity instead of hating (read: describing things as we see them).
I guess ‘attracting people’s attention with big boobies’ counts as a job. Good for you, Kim!
Pimp Momager Kris must be so proud.
I don’t comment a lot, but I couldn’t keep my hands to myself with this ons. This has got to be the most ridiculous, ill-fitting and unflattering outfit I have ever seen her wear. The pants make her look huge en why are her boobs all over the place? Also, I’m not in the US so maybe my info is all wrong, but isn’t it like really cold now in NY? How can she not be freezing her implants off?
There is such a thing as too big. I don’t want to be in pain.
And it’s the worst when a guy thinks that just because he has a big penis all he has to do is beat the crap out of your cervix.
I agree +100000.
I don’t want to be ripped in half
I guess for her, it really could be the size of an 18 wheeler and she would just lay there and have that drowsy face.
She probably has one of the most boring celeb tapes out there.
Agreed. I originally wasn’t going to comment on this however, considering how big she has made her ass, that peen would have to be more than average size to find its way in! apologies in advance for any mental pictures this comment might create…I kind of now wish the first sentence had never crossed my mind….
Kanye says: Dress sexier.
Well, he doesn’t see you as a loving mother to his baby, a respectable woman who is his wife. He sees you as a trophy who has to be shown around. She went from Pimp Mama Kris to her husband pimp.
Why can’t she just be honest – she’s one of the best paid prostitutes in the world.
thank you!
Had to laugh at Kris congratulating Kim, Kourtney and Khloe on their new hair care line on Instagram a few weeks ago…as if they had anything to do with the products. I believe Kim has a massive bank account but it’s mainly due to other people working hard. She’s just the face of the brand.
Besides the obvious reasons this outfit is AWFUL… look at everyone behind her. It’s so cold that most of their noses and cheeks are bright red, even with layers and layers of winter clothing on. We already knew she sacrificed her comfort (and emotions) to look [the opposite of] good… but damn, this just makes me cringe. How cold must she be?!
Those pants are extra fug but I don’t think camouflage looks good on anyone. I like her coat though.
The camo isn’t working. Unfortunately, I can still see her.
LOL. good one!
Haha! Too funny! Love it.
And I thought Liberace’s bathrobe was bad. But it’s in the 20’s in New York, so let me think….let’s wear a plunging V halter top and let your udders hang out while you wear a military tent wrapped three times around your already city block sized hips. Hair looks great though. But this woman is in such a need of a stylist to help her make better choices in clothes…she almost couldn’t get it more wrong if it was a random closet pick.
I will say, she really should say, “ask my bank account” when people ask her what she does for a living. It’s a snarky question at best, and love her or pity her, she does bring in the coin.
“Liberace´s bathrobe” the best ever!!!
Thanks for making me laugh this horrible day!
Tracy, she has a stylist. Named Kanye.
She’s never going away, is she? That realisation has completely gutted me.
Keep wishing you could look like Kendall Jenner, Kimmy! NEVER.
Call me crazy, but I actually liked her in this interview. And I love her bank account response because the truth is she’s been pre-Kanye famous for no reason.
Nooooo, my username got used by someone else yet again!
I actually like her here, a bit of personality suits her. The Spanx thing made me laugh.
To be honest, I’ve never understood people who claim she doesn’t work. You might think her work is a joke, but she’s filmed a ton of seasons of a TV show we all know is scripted, and even if she has absolutely zero involvement behind the scenes of all her business ventures and endorsements (which doesn’t seem to be true of all of them), just promoting them is a job in itself. There are a lot of people who make a living just being the face of a single product, she’s the face of I don’t even know how many. Plus she’s now modelling more than some high profile models. She works a lot. Just because you don’t like the work she does doesn’t mean it’s not work.
Word.
I love her response to that question. And yes nobody has to like it but her bank account is surely happy. Get over it already.
aye, because people normally get annoyed and offer an aggressive comeback when asked “what’s your job”?
I think the disconnect comes based on the simple fact she provides no contribution to the work that she’s paying others to do and she doesn’t struggle for the work she does.
For instance when you say she models more than some high profile models…those women have to work for their jobs. They have to go to go-sees and constantly be marketing themselves and be visible to get their next paycheck. They don’t usually have the luxury of just strolling in for an hour or two and strolling back out. That is work imo.
As far as I can see her promoting is usually photo shoots and Twitter shout outs so I’m not sure why that’s considerd hard work. Kim LOVES photo shoots. Any photo shoot. Unfortunately for her her most recent magazine spreads have been less about her as a professional individual and more about her as Kanye or the ‘Kardashian’ brand. Those Love photos she took seem close to insulting her by emphasizing everything she’s mocked for rather than presenting her in a way to make others see a new side of her. The interview does the same.
Well you could say that of most celebrities once they reach a certain level. Some models can just show up for a couple of hours and then take a 3 month vacation before their next job. Some actors are only on their TV shows set for a few hours a week, rely on cue-cards to get them through it, and they earn tens of millions for their efforts. Some people make their living tweeting about a single product once or twice a week.
I didn’t say it was hard work, it’s not comparable to scrubbing toilets or running an NGO, but it is work, and she does a lot of it. Lot’s of regular people do quite well for themselves whist never having struggled, that doesn’t mean they don’t work.
I just don’t understand why she gets hit with that particular complaint. Look at someone like Ashton Kutcher. He’s the star of a revolting show, which requires very little time actually working and which he puts very little effort into. He’s paid a fortune for this. People regularly call him out for being on such a terrible show, for his lack of talent etc., but no one claims what he’s doing isn’t a job. It’s a cushy job, but it’s still accepted as a job. I don’t get why what Kim K does is different. Hell, at least she seems to put a little effort in, and more hours.
As far as I can see in your two examples you’re offering people who still worked hard to reach a state of less work. Even Ashton started off as a model, transitioned to acting, got into investments for companies he personally looked into and is able to relax now because of decades of hard work. There is no Kim K equivalent.
She started life well off, she had a meager job she was mediocre at entirely focused on the hope of public attention, starred in a sex tape she released and parlayed that into a spin-off for a show based on a shop her own sisters have admitted she barely ever worked in. Since then she married twice, created many extensions of her brand for products she has had close to zero input into and posed for pictures of magazine and tabloid variety.
I get the defense but she’s still not working imp.
Amy, this is her third marriage, isn’t it? Having said that, I remember a very interesting post on Celebitchy few moths ago. If I recall correctly, it was around the time of the Clooney nuptials. The story was about the legalities of getting married in Italy, where G and A had to make application for marriage, fulfil some sort of “residency” and had a civil ceremony before the “big white wedding” event/marriage. One poster pointed out that KK and KW might not actually be legally married, because they may not have fulfilled the legal requirements of Italy’s marriage laws, such as the residency part and the civil marriage bit, before their big gold-toilet spectacle. Does anyone remember this post? If you are the person who originally commented, please post again, because you raised an intriguing point, as well as putting it much more eloquently than I have.
I don’t particularly like or care about her, but I really can’t stand how people treat her like a whore who does nothing. If it were that easy to make millions by making a sex tape, I think there would be a lot more multi-millionaires out there. It takes a lot of business savvy to parlay notoriety into successful product promotion, multiple reality show seasons, etc. Now, I don’t think that what she does takes a lot of skill or intelligence, but it takes hustle and a talent for giving the people what they want. I’m sure her mom is responsible for a lot of the business end. But just look at someone like Lindsay Lohan, who has fame, but is incapable on following through on any of her commitments. I don’t endorse her way of making a living and I’m not a fan of reality shows in general, but the girl works.
I completely agree with you and the people who replied to your comment. Kim is not sitting at home eating bon-bons and counting her money. Yes, she has nothing to do with the creation of the products she endorses but the remainder of what she does IS work even if it’s not as physically taxing as some jobs. In addition, she shows up on time and is professional. The gossip blogs are filled with posts about her ill-fitting clothes but never about her being rude to people or not fulfilling her commitments.
I know that this will not go over well on this site but I think that what the British Royalty do is also work–and British Royalty includes Kate Middleton. Granted she doesn’t attend a lot of functions or whatever the proper nomenclature is but attending those things IS work. I would have a lot of trouble being unfailingly polite for hours on end, making small talk but having to remember that every word you utter will be reported to the press, smiling for hours, etc. Like Kim, it’s not a difficult job but it IS a job. I don’t get the buttons thing either but that’s another story.
The comments here reminded me of the royal comments posted too! I find it odd the immense hatred some have for certain people- Kate Middleton, Kim K & Jennifer Aniston (or Angelina Jolie depending on which side of the fence). I reserve my hatred for Putin but he’s actually done something wrong. So she made a sex tape, a reality show & shows off her boobs- big freakin’ deal. We don’t know what “work” goes in to events or promotions (I’ve never set in a chair getting made up for hours) but it’s still her job & she’s obviously good at it.
So she has nothing to do with the creation of anything, BUT she shows up on time and is polite to people, so she should be applauded for that very basic act of human decency and that’s called “work”. Got it.
Hannah, you told us what are the things she does not do, but are yet to clarify what is that she does apart from turning up on time, smiling and being polite (which by the way many people do…. its called manners though and not a job). I do all three and on top of that hold a very demanding job. I stay polite and smile for 12 working hours, guess tomorrow I should be asking for a pay rise and show your comment to my boss to prove I am working two jobs at the same time…
So KK cant explain it what she does, her fans cant explain it either, is there anyone who can shade some light on this hard work mystery?
Jessica well said, I agree 100%.
I totally agree with you. I’m not sure where all the very intense hate cones from. She made a sex tape w/ a boyfriend that later became public- should she be publicly shamed & have stones thrown at her forever? The woman hustles & works a lot from what I see. She doesn’t save babies & she has never claimed to but looking at this gossip site she’s busy! As for people tearing down her as a worker/wife/mother- it’s over the top hatred that I personally do not understand. I’ll save the target in my dart board for people that actually hurt other people.
She did want that tape to come out. She went up to the camera and introduced herself by name, I saw the clip. I think she saw it as another step on her way to get famous, although she didn’t think through all the potential problems. Her mother is the business mastermind who saw the real potential in it and knew what needed to be cut to make it more acceptable. On her own, I don’t think Kim would have such a big bank account.
I still say who cares? I could not care less if she made a personal sex tape, porno or not. And if she meant for it to become public I feel better then if it was leaked (choices). I’ve never seen the tape or clicked on a clip but can people stop slut shaming the woman forever? How about we talk about what a jerk Ray Jay is? I love gossip but I still don’t understand the very intense hatred for her on these sites. Live & let live.
Ok. ” Kim’s bankaccount, what does Kim do for a living?” Bankaccount blushes, mumbles. ” I don’t really want to say. Please don’t make me…”
Wtf is she wearing? For the love of all that is holy please GOD may a sinkhole erupt and swallow whole the Khardadian/West empire so that we may never be subjected to them ever again!
Whenever a woman says her favorite position is from the back I just don’t believe them! Never have, never will!
Why? I am curious…
Why? I do. I don’t see what’s wrong with that.
IMO it’s the least sexual position. No kissing, breath, eye contact, clitoral stimulus. I get it, sometimes it’s great but I have the same gut reaction when women say they love anal. I don’t believe them.
Uh, nothing’s stopping you or your partner from stimulating your clit in that position. And not everyone get’s off on kissing and eye-contact, although again, both are entirely possible in that position. Mirrors are fun, and unless you have neck problems you should be able to figure out kissing.
Different strokes for different folks. You don’t have to “believe” anyone but let’s not call them liars for stating what they like. It might be less intimate than other position but less “sexual”- I’d beg to differ. We are all different (& yes- I like it from the back).
Sometimes she pees all over herself, sometimes someone else pees on her. She must smell magnificent.
So she and North West do have something in common besides DNA!
Both of them may be sitting in pee at any given moment…
That’s cool, I’m aware you can kiss & get jacked off in doggy but IMO only women who want to appear sexy & like a come to life f*ck toy tell other people it’s their favorite position.
That’s just a gross comment…….
Klaas: One more reason why I never have, and never will buy her (signature) fragrances…
For someone married to a legitimate star she is sure desperate for attention. It was freezing in New York yesterday if she wasn’t trolling for paps she would have been in a coat. Sad how pathetic and desperate she is
A talking bank account? If she keeps her zillions in a checking account, she’s dumber than I thought. I usually overlook her outrageous behavior because she’s a professional fame ho, just doing her job.
Hahaha! I love her answer though.
On a side note, the most I ever learned about KK was from this site. I assumed the whole world thought she was “fat” and “vapid” (I hate that word) and basically, useless. Then I discovered instagram and started following a lot of make up artists (I needed tips!) and clothing companies and I learned that there is a major chunk of the population who LOVE her. She’s definitely got status among that crowd in terms of hair, make up, fashion and things like a lot. A lot of these clothing companies (House of CB) use models with a similar shape to her. And a lot of these make up artists have bodies like her to be honest! AND there seems to be a ton of women out there who are similar to her in the sense that they grew up rich and make money and followers off the same things she did. Just sharing! I found it mesmerizing!
It’s definitely hard to get from my perspective but I agree she appeals strongly to one portion of the population.
I find that depressing. there is a whole other world filled with people who do something of consequence for the world, who think of themselves as part of a community, who want to contribute.
I’m all for looking and feeling good and having fun with clothes and make-up, but the level of superficialness and obsession with looks and money just drags people down. Can you imagine how much more time and money we women would have if we weren’t so obsessed with what we look like?
this is what people mean when they say the dumbing down of society. imo. People are more focused on their looks than their education, no one has a work ethic anymore, people sit around all day and take selfies instead of say, living their life. she’s a role model for people who are shallow and don’t have the work ethic or smarts to do an actual, meaningful job. when your world revolves around your look and taking selfies in different settings and outfits, it shows how shallow your life is. like you’re self absorbed to the exclusion of other people. When Kanye says being pretty is the most important thing, he’s wrong, it’s not. But people like Kim perpetuate that idea. When they get paid for being shallow and self-absorbed. She’s a parasite who was lucky enough to be born into a well-off family, with famous friends and connections who helped her become the social climber she is. without paris, she would be no one. we wouldn’t even know who she was.
*Standing and slow-clapping, loudly.*
I join Honeybee in the standing ovation to Snowflake.
Bravo….best comment about Kim ever!
I hope my clapping can be heard all the way from Australia!
It’s all such fun and games for KK now, but I wonder how she’ll fare when she’s older and her prettiness leaves? It’s not far away. Her millions will not be able to restore her youthful beauty, or repair the damage she’s already done to her face and body. Will her husband still adore his real, live doll? Will they focus their attention and efforts on their daughter, to ensure she becomes a clone of her mother? Will hubby even hang around for that long? Will she tire of him before then? Will they carry on the legacy and become the new Pimp Mama and Pimp Daddy? Endless questions…
Also, I think some people, immediately downthread, should read snowflake’s comment again. Nowhere does it state that we shouldn’t care about our appearance, clothes or make up.
Whoa. What? If you care about how you look and are into makeup and hair and so on that means you aren’t contributing anything to society???? I understand we are talking about this in regards to KK but I would never look at any of the random women on instagram posting outfit shots or makeup transformations and decide that they never contributed anything to society. I think that’s rather ludicrous. We have no idea what anyone’s education, contribution to society, accomplishments or charitable acts are like until we know them. Anything else just smacks of jealousy.
+1- Look at “The Beauty Myth” written by (brilliant!) Naomi Wolf. She wrote it & she does her hair big & wears make-up.
@shizwat I think you are missing the point. there is nothing wrong with taking care of self, looking good and so on, but it becomes an issue when it completely overtakes your life and becomes self-obsession. Like any other obsession, it leaves no or hardly any room for anything else. What Snowflake said has nothing to do with jealously – KK has been (over)sharing her life for however many years now and showed us clearly who she is and how educated she is. this poor woman can hardly put a sentence together that’s not about her, her looks, her make up and without the use of the word “like”. I know children who are more eloquent than she is.
I had a group of associates visit , one of the women was in her late 30’s and head of one of the divisions at a hospital, well educated, a masters degree, …. all she and her other educated friends wanted to do was go to the Kardashian-store and buy some things. Candles, tee shirts, perfume….I was shocked, but I was their host, so I took them to the store and these grown women were buying everything Kardashian, I was shocked.
I found not one thing appealing in the store , but these women watched the show and wanted anything they could get their hands on, they left the store with bags of items sold by the Kardashians.
I guess they appeal to someone. Lol
Sounds like it’s just a harmless hobby, like collecting stamps. Their choices of stuff to buy seem reasonable, things that the K’s can’t mess up. They saw the store in the show, so it was a kick being inside the real thing (tourist attraction).
I might do the same thing if confronted with a store full of doodads related to my favorite shows (cartoons in my case). I do have an Uncle Scrooge rubber figurine (to help with my ledger and inspire me) and also one of Bugs Bunny for a lesser understood reason. I think I was attracted to the carrot he’s holding, I’m not fond of most of Bugs’ work although I like him in the latest incarnation of Looney Tunes (the one where he shares a house with Daffy Duck, in the same neighborhood as Yosemite Sam and Granny, Tweety, and Sylvester; Speedy Gonzales owns a pizza joint and Porky Pig is doing something respectable when not getting abused by Daffy). See what I mean? And I have a PhD from a joint program in two physical sciences
I also bought a salt and pepper shaker set that looks like the TARDIS and a Dalek, ostensibly as a gift for a relative but somehow I’m not ready to let it go yet. Anybody know where to get a cheap sonic screwdriver?
Her Q scores for a long time have shown that although she has very high name recognition, she has very poor likeability. So people know who she is, but their impression of her is mostly negative. But it probably is like free-to play games with in-app purchases (such as the one she lent her image to in a special version of an existing game). Those games aim to get as many people playing for free as possible, since a small percentage of them won’t have the patience to wait for regeneration of lives or to earn special boosters to help clear levels and will buy stuff. A year or so ago, Candy Crush was earning its developers about $600,000 a day this way. So my guess is that Kim’s diehard fans who actually buy stuff on her recommendation represent a relatively small group (smaller than the K Klan shows’ viewing audience, since people do tune in to laugh at their stupidity), but the money they spend is enough to make it profitable to use Kim to peddle products. All the pap walks are just to keep that name recognition high so the fans (the ones who spend the money) don’t forget about her.
She looks ridiculous wearing that in freezing New York. She would look just as bad in 70°Florida.
if she came to florida, she’d prob be wearing a bikini.
LMAO.
Some of us don’t respect bank accounts that have nothing to do with actual work.
Kim you pantomimed a dead hooker for a magazine shoot in which you lay face down and butt naked on a bare matress on the floor in a tiny room and you still need to pretend folks don’t know what you do? Girl…do you but don’t get mad if people don’t respect it, especially with your husband eagerly admitting his ignorance at every public event he can.
I think she works plenty.
Just because it’s reality TV, or hair products, or magazines, doesn’t mean it’s not work. Kim works plenty on promoting herself.
More power to her if some portion of the public buy her self promotion.
I don’t know much about her, but she seems to sell magazines.
“Kim works plenty on promoting herself”
So basically she’s doing professionally what teenagers do between their chores, schoolwork and jobs?
She definitely does sell and the one thing I like about her is she’s never been concerned with too much public respect. That shamelessness has been the boon of her career. I have an opinion that whatever someone needs to do to pay their bills is their own concern so ‘do you boo boo’. At the same time don’t expect people to respect it, get money because that’s all she’ll ever have. If she’s cool with that then I am too.
She does know that she is a laughing stock doesn’t she?
Laughing all the way to the bank.
Well, Kimmie, people have always paid a lot to see people either suffer or make complete arses out of themselves. The latter always has entertainment value, and today being a clownish trainwreck pays.
She likes from the back. She likes to be naked. She likes ’em big. How she got her money and fame? She doesn’t mind to smell like pee. Nothing new here. Basically everything here we know from her sex tape.
With such a big bank account, she could probably afford clothes that fit. She looks freezing. She must only wear heavy coats in California on warm days
Even SHE can’t answer the question ” What do you do?” No one can!
With all due respect, Ms. Scarlet, it’s truly unseemly to mock those with CBS (Chandler Bing Syndrome). She can’t help it.
Hahaha!
Hey Kanye – your wife Kim had NO creativity. The only “talent” this pig has is taking selfies, eating and wondering what two-piece outfit she is going to wear for the paparazzis!!
I could have done without knowing her favorite sex position and that she pees on her spanx. Kim is the definition of nouveau riche. She’s a wealthy person with no class.
Some of the hardest working people have no money. Ask the mom working two jobs making minimum wage or the dad pulling double shifts or the grandma working OT just to pay for her grandkids’ school.
Thank you.
I don’t understand your point. A lot of people in the USA and around the world earn a ridiculous amount of money vs those who are over worked and underpaid. She provides entertainment, why is that dismissed, if she didn’t provide entertainment you would not be responding to a post about her.
For the record, it was about 25 degrees in NY yesterday, and it felt much colder than that. Most people are in snow boots and parkas, idiot.
the idiot in the pictures is getting chauffered from place to place in a nice warm car. must be nice
If you ask my bank account what I do, it will say: PhD student, *sigh*. She should “hang out” with rich people for appearances…
I don’t blame Kim for being an idiot, I blame her mother for allowing most of her children to drop out of school and not finish their education. If Kim didn’t have Mommy, Kim wouldn’t have that bank account.
BTW, I feel your pain. I’m still paying off my last masters degree.
will the bank account tell us she marries for money?
IT IS WAY TOO COLD IN NEW YORK TO BE DRESSED LIKE THAT.
She is so disgusting. I didn’t need to hear her say her favorite sex position or that she likes big d**k! She is so tasteless. And, Kim, your bank account shows me you had sex on tape for money and that you will sell anything, including your dignity.
She is really turning into Kanye. She is loathesome.
Oh, and that camo outfit makes you look fat, Kim!
Yep to everything you just wrote. How this sad excuse of a human being has any fans is beyond me. She doesn’t do anything but sign off on a product and most of those products do NOT sell well. When they go down they will go down big time. Hopefully the I.R.S will begin to look into all of their bank accounts. Absolutely zero class or taste.
Look at just some of the photos we saw for that photo shoot – just as raunchy. So it doesn’t seem too off mark for the interview to be raunchy. Hoper her daughter never sees any of this.
She really has so much talent! *rolls eyes*
You guys are SO critical of a TRUE ARTIST. You should admire the fact that she works in her original mediums of urine and ass, whilst branching out into using Crisco and Photoshop like no other! As for her bank account, it may be huge, but nohing will ever be bigger than her ass (unless you count her husband’s ego). Really, bow down planet Earth.
Ha!! Good one!
She is disgusting.
There was a time I thought she was a media wh*re. Now, after quotes like that, she strikes me as an average, garden variety, regular ol’ wh*re!
That attitude of hers is cute on no one.
Kourtney couldn’t find a bathroom in a HOTEL ?
Kim, buy a winter coat. Thanks.
She has winter coats – they’re all in California where she wears them.
This is Kim the Pathological Liar, so we have no idea if what she said about Kourtney is true or what the real circumstances were.
I love her response!!! She is going get so much shade for it but let me say right now: GET EM GIRL!!!! Just bc no one else can make money like her doing “nothing” doesn’t mean she is nothing. If she is getting paid, she is clearly doing something right.
True dat.
I’m sorry, but this woman is just so raunchy.
There’s never a big enough sized penis? She likes it best from the back? Well, I concur, but you’d never, ever catch those words being attributed to me in a freaking magazine–that’s what close girlfriends are for! Not to mention, I have a young son and I would be so embarrassed if he were to read that or had his friends make mention of it.
But that’s just me, maybe she doesn’t care or is keeping this area of her life away from her child, some how. I try and give her the benefit of the doubt but this is ridiculous. Yeah, she has millions and she has bought herself a beautiful body, but so? What of substance do those things really give her? I’d rather be poor and content than rich for no “good” reason and completely materialistic any day.
Also, if my man ever told me how to dress, I’d be pissed and he’d never tell me again. Is that just me? I’d feel uncomfortable if he told me to dress sexier or even to tone it down. Unless it’s said in a genuinely caring way, but even then, something about it just makes me feel gross.
That all being said… I’m sorry, I am a tad bit jealous of her boobs but I suspect that if she doesn’t continue getting breast lifts that one day they’ll be hanging down past her belly button?
Her boobs already nearly reach her belly button. And you aren’t jealous of her boobs, you are jealous of her over-inflated implants.
Good post Dana, and I’d also rather “be poor and content than rich for no ‘good’ reason and completely materialistic any day.”
I’m also fiercely independent, and no man is EVER going to tell me how to dress or how to do anything. Of course, I can also think for myself and I value privacy, i.e., dignity.
Love your post. I think it’ll be hard for her to keep this life away from her daughter forever. Just look at kids these days, imagine them in ten years when North is at recess at school and someone says ‘I heard your mother is a whore.’ I’ve heard horrible things come out of kids younger than 10, so just imagine. She should thank her bank account for being able to afford endless years of therapy and rehab for that poor kid.
Excellent observation, Dana. Unfortunately, I think KK is too self-centered to think of the future or how things she says/does now will affect her child.
She’s basically a socially accepted porn star. It’s a shame people keep looking at her and keep feeding her money.
She’s a clown who’s too dumb to understand her place. I can’t understand what the heck is she so proud of.
Wow. “Too dumb to understand her place” What is her place exactly?
You should stop projecting your sex-phobic misogyny onto Kim Kardashian. And pr0n stars and sex workers (Kim is neither btw) are people who work hard and pay their bills like everyone else.
I kinda get the feeling this is the real Kim speaking. She knows how to manipulate the press and most likely her audience. I think the ‘twat twins west’ deserve each other.
I don’t believe this is authentic Kim. There is no authentic Kim and that’s why so many people hate her. This is Kim acting like Kanye, which only further makes her pathetic in my book because it just goes to show she really is brainless and his personal Barbie doll. The fact that Kanye has basically turned her into what he wants her to be, a female version of himself, speaks volumes about just how egotistical he really is and just how vapid she really is. I’m sure this comment won’t be popular, but perhaps if she brought anything to the table in her relationships besides acting brainless and subservient, she wouldn’t be thrice married at the tender age of 34.
Well, she really must be disappointed then. I have a feeling Kanye isn’t packing.
You know that’s exactly how she feels. She’s rich. You’re not. She’s a reality star, so suck it, haters. Whatever, honey. She is the sum of her plastic parts.
Exactly and when that plastic ship starts going down it will go down fast and hard and no one will be more surprised than this pratt.
Two things. That photo of her ‘allegedly’ getting it “from the back” and Kanye had socks on? Remember it wasn’t her? Surrrrrrre it wasn’t. And I think she may be obsessed with urine.
I’m sorry but NSFW was not sufficient warning for what lives under that link. Just Nooooooooooooooo.
Who would think to make the Mom-jeans version of camo capris, let alone actually wear them?!!?
Or are those maternity pants?
She looks as lost and as ill as Amanda Bynes did a year ago. She needs help, not an indulgent media platform.
Eh. Besides her reality gig, she’s basically a model and event promoter, isn’t she? IMO she was a socialite who hustled her way to fame, like lots of others. Good for her. I don’t envy her values or fashion sense, but I gotta admire that level of shamelessness. Unlike most people, I really don’t care how she first got her name out there, I can’t for the life of me understand why people keep bringing it up every time her name is mentioned. It’s not like it’s news, or even relevant, it’s just BORING at this point. Besides, I’m sure most of you don’t go around harboring nearly the same level of distain for porn actors or other people who make sex tapes or enjoy wet sex (if that’s even true – I doubt it), so I just don’t get it. There are plenty of other reasons to dislike her, leave her sexual history out of it. We got the message.
This seems like kind of a fun and honest interview. Maybe she ditched her old “plastic robot” image for a new PR strategy now that ratings are dropping? For what it’s worth, I like her more already. Meaning, I don’t find her 100% impersonable and dull.
Kim is a professional event promoter..I never thought about it like that but it makes sense. She makes money on promoting what whatever it is as long as it makes her kash.
Cause that’s what’s important in life, money. (Sarcasm)
Gross.
I get what you’re saying platypus, but Kim is still a plastic robot, only now she’s a plastic robot designed by Kanye. Any woman who needs a man to reboot her wardrobe and “upgrade her” and inspire her to find her voice is really lame in my book. She’s only saying “brave” things now because she knows most people are afraid to piss Kanye off so she can hide behind him. I would respect her more if anything she ever did was actually authentic and not what someone else told her to do. This isn’t “the real Kim” this is her acting like the female version of Kanye and there’s nothing admirable or respectable about that in my opinion. She has no problem being shameless and putting herself out there to make cash by promoting herself endlessly and endorsing any crappy product they throw her way but somehow she still can’t find it in herself to actually just be herself.
Oh, this makes sense, I think your theory is spot on. Was trying to figure out where this was coming from, cause everything about her is PR, but this might not be her worst move image-wise in any case. That said, I’m really not sure there even is such a thing as “the real Kim”.
Come on, she’s a soulless, manipulative liar, don’t fall for her crap. Her existence revolves around clothes and hair and make-up, her most important relationship is with the mirror, why defend her? It’s got nothing to do with the sex tape, she represents everything wrong with a materialistic lifestyle, no one should emulate her, no one should respect her choices, she’s not a good example of anything except someone with psychological problems who feels a plastic surgeon can validate them. Letting her control freak husband tell her to dress “sexy” is not what any woman should allow in a relationship. He treats her like an object and she acts like one, she’s like a Fembot.
LOL, I didn’t mean to defend her. I just don’t get why people keep bringing up the sex tape since, like you say, it’s got nothing to do with that. I can honestly say I do not like her at all, but I appreciate her entertainment value… Which is basically her whole currency, and the reason she still has this job. People find her entertaining, and one way or the other enjoy looking at her and reading about her, or else they just wouldn’t – period. Yes, I think hating on someone can be quite enjoyable and entertainting too, we don’t have to like her as a person for that to be true. You’re absolutely right, I hope young girls don’t emulate her, and I really hope young guys don’t view her and Kanye as some kind of ideal relationship.
She has created a new job profile! Ground breaking…. ‘a professional narcissist’.
She.Did.Not.Wear.That.Outfit.
Lord have Mercy!
We don’t need to ask your bank account. We all know how you make your money. Men pay you for sex. There, answered your question.
“Looks like 2 pigs, fightin’ under a blanket.” — Clairee (Steel Magnolias).
Sorry I couldn’t resist this quote, which I think of every time I see KK in her horrible-fitting clothes.
Bravo on the clairee comment
Huh. I usually tell people to ask my hard/legit-worked-for education, resume, and colleagues who respect me what I do. I guess Kim has to take a different approach.
As much as I hate to say this….it really pains me deeply….but she is right. Her effing bank account is the result of one nasty sex tape , her mother pimping her out, and a completely mindless, soulless culture that basically pays (one way or the other) homage to this trash. And yes — I’m commenting on it, so count me in that really nasty equation one way or the other.
AMerica–we are seriously one effed up nation that It has come to this.
Your bank account doesn’t know what you ‘do’ Kim, it just knows how much idiots pay you for it. And I should hope if Kourtney pissed somewhere in a hotel other than the bathroom, they wouldn’t let you guys back. Gross.
What does she do? Please. It is rumored she is a high-end escort…that’s been so run-through she had to get sewn up in both ends. RUMORS. ALLEGEDLY. Of course. But more info on other gossip sites if you really want to know what she actually does.
Sewn up on both ends?! Wtf does that mean?!?! That’s just f’ing gross- I’m out. And not her- your comment was just so vulgar.
I thought it rather tasteful considering the subject matter.
I can’t believe I am saying this but I love the Prada photos.
First of all WTF is “Love” Magazine and why did half the Kardashian/Jenner family apparently get their own cover and interview? Kris Jenner has her own photoshoot spread and interview with the magazine and so does Kylie. Second of all, Kim’s interview is so blatantly a desperate attempt to seem EDGY and it’s pretty pathetic considering you’d expect that kind of shit from a teenager, not a 34 year old woman. Third of all, WHY does she insist on denying that the sex tape is her claim to fame? She wouldn’t be where she is today without it, and this is a fact. Whatever brand she has built has only been made possible because the sex tape put her name out there. Nobody knew who she was before that, so why lie? I see no point in making a fuss over anything she says because half of this interview was her trying to act edgy and cool and the other half was her being full of shit. She just started wearing Spanx? Google her name and Spanx together and there are tons of pictures of her over the years with her Spanx sticking out of her clothes. I’m done perpetuating Kim and Kanye’s bullshit. Her new shtick is obviously going to be taking a cue from her husband and saying outlandish shit that will get people talking. These two would shrivel up and die without attention.
Kim, we all know what escorts do.
I’m confused by the peeing on the spanx. I’ve worn spanx & when nature called, I pulled them down like I would with underpants. She cuts the crotch out?
A lot of them have holes cut out for peeing but it ends up running all over them anyway.
I feel so bad for little Nori. Kim is 30 something years old has made millions of dollars with her whole ‘famous for doing nothing’ shtick. You would think she would be bored of this by now. I mean , she has a beautiful little daughter and she doesn’t seem to make any time for her. She has put her entertainment career in front of being with her own child. Can’t she just take a break from the spotlight to do this during such a important developmental age? She is not only missing out on making a strong bond with her daughter, she is also doing potential psychological damage by being absent. She really is so narcissistic, it boggles my mind.
I figure she had a legit response to use now because she is an actress on a popular reality show and she acted in some Tyler Perry movie that I recall people being c all up in arms about. So I’m surprised she doesn’t use that as her “go to” occupation for that question.
Geez! ever heard of a bra