Paris Hilton meets her boyfriend’s mother – who’s just as trashy as Paris

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Paris met the mother of her new boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, while vacationing in Hawaii. Which sounds well and good, except for one little problem – his mother, Kelly, looks exactly how you’d expect Paris to look in twenty years. Hilton was actually upstaged (never thought you’d hear those two words in a sentence together, did you?) by Doug’s mother, who out-accessorized the heiress with long blonde hair, a wild bag, oversized sunglasses, and a large straw hat.

It’s hard to know what to wear when you meet a new boyfriend’s parents for the first time. Is the dress too low-cut? The hemline too short? Or, in Paris Hilton’s case, will your new mother-in-law’s outfit overshadow yours? As the heiress and new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt holidayed in Hawaii yesterday, they were joined by his lookalike mother.

With their bleached blonde hair, tanned skin, lipgloss and sundresses Paris and Kelly Reinhardt could have been sisters. But while Paris carried a petite white bag she was out-accessorised by Kelly, who chose an eye-catching oversized embellished designer bag. Earlier in the day Paris had been joined by a tropical parrot as she sunned herself on a beach.

Dressed like a stylish pirate in her bikini and a fringed suede shawl Paris threw her head back as she posed for the camera. Although she is on holiday with her new boyfriend Paris left him to entertain himself while she posed for the camera. The two, who are staying at the exclusive Four Seasons resort in Maui, later enjoyed a scuba diving trip.

Wetsuit-clad Paris was photographed grinning as she swam underwater. The 28-year-old then gave Reinhardt a kiss for the cameras. Normally always seen with perfect hair and make-up, Paris had opted for a more simple style with her blonde hair tied back with a small quiff. Reinhardt, who stars in MTV reality series The Hills, has previously been linked to his co-star Lauren Conrad and Hairspray actress Amanda Bynes.

But it seems the baseball player and reality TV star is smitten with Paris.‘She’s the most beautiful girl on the planet,’ he said. ‘She’s amazing both inside and out.’ The couple were seen kissing and holding hands throughout a birthday dinner for Paris at the weekend, before kissing on stage in a club.

[From Daily Mail]

It’s not surprising that Doug’s mother dresses like an older Paris. Doug is most noted for his role on The Hills, a show on which the prerequisites are that you are pretty, spoiled, and vapid. Both he and his mom fill this quota, and Paris will fit right in. A Socialite’s Life reports that Doug’s mother later gave him the thumb’s up on his new girlfriend.

Paris only seems happy when she has a boyfriend. Even her mother, Kathy Hilton, has come out and said that her daughter needs to realize that she doesn’t need a guy to feel fulfilled. It doesn’t help that Paris doesn’t have the greatest taste in men. She likes guys who are able to spoil her rotten and allow her to be the center of attention. It seems Doug is up to the challenge. After all, he’s his mother’s son.

Here’s Paris and Doug with his mother Kelly in shopping and lunching in Maui last Wednesday. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Annie says:

    “Most beautiful girl on the planet”?

    I suppose they should amend the saying from “Love is Blind” to “Love causes hallucinations and delusion.”

  2. JayBird says:

    I honestly think Paris will look better than this woman. I don’t her credit for much, but she hasn’t gone the implant route and I doubt she’ll let herself get pulled so tightly.

  3. the original kate says:

    no kidding,annie … he obviously hasn’t seen too many girls!

  4. geronimo says:

    Like two peas in a contaminated pod.

  5. Sauronsarmy says:

    I don’t care as long as she doesn’t breed. Please God don’t let her breed.

  6. Annie says:

    Or we’ll end up with dead babies in the closet instead of dogs. 🙁

  7. Ash says:

    Double Trouble…oh he he ho ho ha ha…. barf.

  8. Gistine says:

    I wonder if they compare vaginas since they’re probably the same age chronologically. I can’t help but think of a giant vag when I see Paris Hilton. And cold sores. I think along with cockroaches and Keith Richards, her vag would survive a nuclear attack. Gross.

  9. Rio says:

    Lord but she looks particularly ostrich-y in that header pic. There is no grace to this girl at all– damn it, learn to stand like you weren’t snapped in the middle of the Potty Dance!
    Additionally she should know by now that white shoes do NOTHING for us large-hoofed gals…except make said hooves look larger.

  10. boomchakaboom says:

    This should turn out well. Paris is not about to be backseated to a b/f’s mom, of all people. The mom will definitely get more attention due to her outlandish persona. Paris has to be the one to shine, and she certainly won’t cotton to not being the center of attention. Should be interesting, to say the least. heee!

  11. HEB says:

    Thats a pretty fake smile there…I don’t blame her though, mother in laws are tough

  12. Sarah says:

    Has anyone seen Laguna Beach season 2? Remember the really ditzy blonde, Casey, who was a beauty queen and was made fun of by all of the other people for her badly done extensions?
    Casey is Doug’s sister. And this is her mom. It explains so much.

  13. california angel says:

    ‘She’s amazing both inside and out.’…
    and there goes all the whiskey I drank last night…

  14. Sauronsarmy says:

    Sarah: OMG yes I remember her! She had a nice ass house tho.

  15. Michele says:

    Who are these people and why should I give a shit about them?

  16. javagirl1 says:

    Hey, there’s nothing wrong with tan skin and lip gloss. Yep she’s a ho…but you can’t fault her on tan skin and lip gloss!! I live for that shit!!

  17. Wyn9 says:

    OMG!! paris is havin an affair wid her to-be mother in law!!
    guess what her to-be husband will say.

  18. JLO FROM DA BLOCK says:

    ewwwwwwwww

  19. Orangejulius says:

    Rio – As a fellow bigfoot, I’d put a smiley face on here, but I don’t know how!

  20. SixxKitty says:

    Wow.. she’s a keeper.

  21. Rio says:

    “Rio – As a fellow bigfoot, I’d put a smiley face on here, but I don’t know how!”

    Aww, bitchin’! Yeah, throughout elementary school I became a tomboy by necessity as they didn’t make little girl’s shoes large enough. My family all thought I’d grow into ’em like a puppy and be 6 feet tall– yeeeeah, didn’t happen.

  22. eternalcanadian says:

    rofl, well, you know about women and big feet…if they have big feet they have big, ah, well, you know what they say about men with big feet? 😉

  23. Judy says:

    Paris is a ditz but she is far from ugly. She has nice clothing and carries herself well and she isnt all that bad. She made her own money with the help from her Dad anmd she really is not an hieress because Grampa is giving the money to charity.
    She may not be the brightest light in the socket but she isnt exactly stupid either..she made her money and seems to be doing ok.

  24. pixiegirl says:

    Paris looks a bit scared in the picture. Like she’s slowly realizing she’s met her evil doppelganger.

  25. sissoucat says:

    At last we understand why Doug likes Paris.

  26. Elena says:

    As they say man always search for someone to replace their mom 🙂 looks like he has found one just like her 🙂

  27. Baho says:

    Interesting twist on the Oedipal complex anyway…falling in love with the mother but instead of killing the father, Our Hero runs around with a vapid, herpified, albino giraffe.

    Sometimes I really miss Ripley’s Believe it or Not…

  28. nanster says:

    sissoucat and elena – agreed! I think most men want to marry a woman like their mother and I don’t think Doug is any exception. I think we will hear wedding bells for these two crazy kids in the near future. Which will in turn, lead to a long drawn-out divorce, Hollywood-style after 2 or 3 months.

  29. Way to go Bill Hicks says:

    I am sorry But Paris has her head so far up her chocolate starfish most of the time She doesn’t even know up from down.
    I Know the only thing she has done right is to have been born to the Hilton dynasty.

  30. Cheat'sBible.blogspot.com says:

    I Have to Concur Baho That Is exactly what I was Thinking

  31. Karen says:

    Doug’s mother is a good looking woman and there is certainly nothing wrong with an American boy wanting to marry a girl just like dear old mom.
    It’s in our culture, like apple pie.

    Doug’s mom seems to love Paris, having a good relationship with one’s mother in law is always a great blessing.

    Doug and Paris are a stunning couple and we can be sure their future children will be very beautiful.

  32. I can’t know how people can read this and not think “genius alert”. Great article. I’ll keep coming back to see even more.