Once upon a time, Ryan Gosling was a sharp dressed man. [A Socialite Life]
Robin Wright turns 49 today & Taylor Kitsch turns 34. [Dlisted]
Kate Hudson‘s Easter dress & sunglasses were adorable. [LaineyGossip]
Journalist Riyadh Khalaf called the Westboro Baptist Church. [Buzzfeed]
The guy who made the awful Lucille Ball statue got death threats. [Pajiba]
Janelle Evans is “writing” a book to clear up false rumors. [Reality Tea]
There’s a Burger-King wedding & Burger King will pay for it. [Starcasm]
Sofia Vergara‘s bod looks insane in those jeans. [Moe Jackson]
Oona Chaplin dressed up cute for the county fair, y’all. [Go Fug Yourself]
Minka Kelly wore really tight jeans to the dog park. [Popoholic]
Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck went for breakfast. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Cancer made Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson cry. [The Blemish]
Mariah Carey (allegedly) cooked lasagna on Easter. [Evil Beet]
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It’s “AnnE Wednesday” and you didn’t even post her doing Wrecking Ball. I was gonna gush about how well she did.
Gush d*mmit.
Gush!
That story is in the Featured Links at the bottom of this post. 🙂
Whew, ok. That’ll work.
But a full story complete with red lipstick and a pic of her husband in skinny jeans would have been “Waffle-riffic!™”.
Just saying.
My daughter made this for Lamo Wednesdays, taterho:
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What a scary-looking doll…LOL.
Eva Mendes, look what you have done to him.
Gosling always looks like Peter Stormare’s (wood chipper dude from Fargo) doppleganger to me.
http://www.onesixthfleamarket.com/images/SDC16265.png
that picture is not at all disturbing.
now pardon me while I go hide under my desk.
Is there sake under there? If so, better move over.
it’s a bourbon-only subdesk. but I do share…
I don’t understand the two perfectly flat and perfectly clipped strands of hair dangling in his face. Is this an intentional style?
Um, it’s called Montenegro style, Kiddo. Bourbon eh, great. Brown Liquor Moments here we come!
pfft. I had to look that up. Here’s a hilarious quote:
Are there any comparable styles?
A. Yes, “The Urban Dad In Midlife Crisis.” “The Foreign Exchange Student.” “The Talented Mr. Ripley.”
http://www.crushable.com/2010/08/09/style/10-questions-you-may-have-about-montenegro-style/
Ha I was totally pulling off an old Angelina quote about Shiloh’s steeze. 😀
Apropos of nothing, I love The Talented Mr. Ripley.
It’s creeptastic.
I got the Montenegro Style reference.
Kiddo must be a JenHen.
and bourbon is the nectar of the gods, you know…
Kiddo is totally a JenHen, she defends her on the daily and even makes fun of AJ (plus she’s always making fun of Brad because his blacks don’t match). So low.
Hi mia girl! That movie was muy excelente, even Dame Goop was good in it, and I feel the same way about her as I do bourbon hangovers. No bueno.
Well it wouldn’t surprise me if Dame Goop, or at least Jude Law had a montenegro-style bourbon cocktail in the movie.
doofus would like that (and probably why she got the montenegro reference).
Not sure about Kiddo (aka JenHen). She’s probably more like a vodka and smartwater kinda girl.
Back to the movie… I have a theory that Goop’s character in Mr. Ripley is pretty damn close to how she is in real life. Everybody around her seems to adore her for whatever reason and she lives a charmed life. So she was really just playing herself, hence why she was good. (also see: KStew)
The last scene of the movie – between Matt Damon and Jack Davenport – is crushing.
Hey, did either of you trouble making trolls watch the Saul finale yet?
I still haven’t because I’ve been getting my hair done, tanning, bathing in my Rita Fountain and getting ready for my trip to Cabo. Something something about Aveeno.
@mia girl, spot on about Le Goop. Now I need to watch it again, cough, after Better Call Saul, I mean. Also, Kiddo is a known sake drinker (she’s really big in Japan).
Kiddo = AniSTAN. but I don’t blame her on hating on Brad’s choice in different shades of black. that is tres gauche. (PS – never saw Mr. Ripley. you may now commence throwing your highball glasses at me.)
JenKiddoHen, I haven’t yet. mr. doofus has and is dying to spill but I muffle him before he’s able. last night was Shameless and Bloodline. oh, and Vikings.
It all makes sense now. The obsession with eyebrows, and the emoting VonBrow!
You’re Jen!
LIES!
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/celebrities-without-eyebrows/Jennifer-Aniston.jpg
ETA: doofus, is Vikings good? I keep watching it and waiting for it to be good, but mostly it’s just like a lot of pinkish people with shit accents and then blood. Also, don’t talk to me until you’ve watched Mr. Ripley. The End.
well, bf likes it because of all the fighting scenes, but over all it’s pretty decent. I love the fact that a lot of the Viking women were just as bad-ass as the men. not sure how historically accurate it is, but it’s enjoyable. more so than Game of Thrones as it moves more quickly.
oops. I’ll shut up now.
(except to tell you to watch Bloodline if you haven’t yet.)
Someone had a brown-liquor-drunken-photoshop-fest, I see. I’m sending child protective services over to rescue Bubbles. He shouldn’t be exposed this browless and waffle-everything debauchery.
I never thought I would confuse Ryan Gosling with David Arquette, yet that is what happened when I saw the thumbnails.
He never was hot. I never understood the big deal about him. It was like too many women just wetting themselves over some Notebook fantasy and adding in the hotness where it wasn’t. And those pants – they remind of the fashions of ‘Her’.
I cosign everything you just said and lol at the Her reference. Too funny.
To me it always was his charming personality that added to the hotness, not “some Notebook Fantasy”. I never even watched the movie.
Looks are of a certain importance to make a guy attractive but they aren’t everything.
The pants and shirt make me think “Prison Warden Ken” doll circa 1965
He never was really hot even with that 6pack he acquired for the movie with Emma, forgot the title… He has charisma and that romantic aura from Notebook doesn’t hurt either. Leo Dicaprio is still riding off of his early days even though strictly speaking he hasn’t been hot for a long while.
I feel like looks-wise he is morphing back into the Ryan Gosling that was the second string football player, and second string cute guy, in Remember the Titans.
His shoes look both old and dirty. Maybe it’s time for a new pair, Ryan.
Kate Hudson’s Easter outfit was deemed inappropriate in the Apr 6 links post. Get it together.
Sassy.
We’ve evolved since then.
Like the Duggars.
They don’t believe in evolution; Jesus, Dinosaurs and Dillard’s department store all at once, the end.
Lol Mensa, my point exactly. 😜
I had a roommate in college who was from the same town as Janelle and went to high school with her, knew her, saw her and her kid on breaks, etc. She said that how Janelle seems on Teen Mom 2 is exactly how she is in real life. She would even walk out of the room, cursing, whenever Janelle came on the TV. So, my guess is the “tell-all” will be all lies if she wants to contradict her public image.
What’s up with the piece of hair draped over the forehead? Looking like Johnny Depp in Crybaby. If a boyband member (zayn Malick) had that same hairdo it’s probably not a good idea for you (a grown man) to do it. he looks lame and try hard.
Riyadh calling the Westboro Baptist Church seriously just gave me life. He’s a legend.
Ryan looks like he is on drugs (my opinion).
I just read that Barry Manilow married his long time manager, Garry Keef.
Barry and Garry. Wait, that rhymes. CONGRATS!!!!
Being a father is taking up a lot of his time?