Oh, Pinocchio Butt. Never change. No, that’s not right – please change!! I’d really like to see Khloe Kardashian take out her butt implants or whatever she needs to do to de-Pinocchio her ass. This has gotten WAY out of hand. Khloe posted this Instagram yesterday, copying the poses directly from an Instagram Beyonce posted a while back. Khloe has always openly girl-crushed Beyonce, but now I think Khloe has overtaken Beyonce, Kim and everyone else for the biggest Pinocchio Butt out there. How does this even look reasonable? How is anyone even supposed to believe that she just grew this ass suddenly last year?
Khloe is currently being trained by celebrity trainer extraordinaire Gunnar Peterson. Gunnar recently told ET, “Khloe’s the animal — full on animal in the gym. No complaining, no bitching, no kvetching. Just gets after it. This is Khloe’s moment. You can see it. The changes she’s made are incredible. She’s done it the right way. Nothing fast — hard work. It’s steady, hard work and it’s very relatable and her body is banging right now.”
While I agree that Khloe looks like she’s in really great shape these days – minus the Pinocchio Butt, which is basically a plastic barnacle on a toned body – I do wonder about Khloe’s workouts. She works out constantly, and she recently posted this photo of her “waist-training” while working out. Certainly this can’t be good for you?
Here are some photos of Khloe out and about yesterday. Her hair looks so fried, the lips are as fake as the butt and she looks like such a sad, plastic doll.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Absurd
In a family that is obsessed with appearances, she is by far the worst.
I agree- but does anyone know where to buy that grey dress? It looks soooo comfortable/nice for the summer
I find it hard to hate on her as much though. While Kim and Kris seem in control of their shitty decisions, Khloe seems to be genuinely sad and trying far to hard to compensate. We know that Rob is suffering from depression… is Khloe in bad shape too?
Oh what fun it will be to watch this family grow old! Their faces so pulled so tight they can’t close their mouths. 70 year old Grannies with inflated asses! Ahhhhahhahhhh!
“Her hair looks so fried, the lips are as fake as the butt and she looks like such a sad, plastic doll.”
1000 times yes. The “sad” is causing all the rest. And despite her obsession with appearances she’s looking worse instead of better. There were times when she looked pretty good.
You know who gets big butts from exercise? Ice skaters. Because they are 100% muscle from doing crazy jumps. And they do NOT look anything like this pile of goo held together with Spanx.
I saw a show that said strippers enhance their butts this to make more money. The strippers themselves said their tips went way up when they could wiggle their fake butts.
I feel like we’re avoiding a big part of this, which is artificially appropriating African American beauty in order to appeal to black men. These girls are ALL into the brothers – except Kourtney. What do black women think of this peculiar spectacle? And do black men like it?
Remember when she was normal and actively rebelled against her family? Quitting the shows to focus on her marriage? Then that fell apart in a huge way and Kris sunk in her claws. Now she’s this and it’s just so sad. A sad joke.
Polonoscopy
I wouldn’t doubt it. Everything about her changed almost overnight and right after her marriage fell apart. Add PMK in the mix and this is what happens. I wonder if she fell apart and is just trying to appear in a way that those around her over value and praise.
It’s just so ridiculous that they find it necessary to lie. Anyone can go back and watch earlier episodes of their show and see Khloe’s original butt, which was wide and really flat. This family lives in a fantasy world and they think everyone is as dumb as they are.
“plastic barnacle”
Lol! Perfect description.
Plastic barnacle is perfect loll. I’m surprised Gunnar lets her work out in a girdle. WTF? She’s just hitting the grotesque mark with those awful lips.
It looks like a ‘sweat’, not a hard boned girdle. They are neoprene or some time of plastic and are just supposed to make you lose water weight in those areas. They do work, but the effect is temporary.
Not sure, who is this person and why she is famous for? Anyhow, just wondering how her body will look like when she enters 50’s? How she will able to obtain her physic as well as she deos now. It looks like that she had way to many plastic surgeries. How old is she? I have to google her…
don’t bother you will get sucked into watching the train wreck. . .run away!
She looks super fit, but those lips are gross and her butt makes her look bigger than she is. I used to like her, but find her just as annoying as Kim. Who the hell poses like that? If she could make love to herself I am sure she would.
If it wasn’t for the fake butt, she would be looking amazing.
For someone who spends an enormous time at the gym, her arms are really untoned.
I was thinking the same thing about her arms. She’s young, she doesn’t have to do too much to keep her arms toned, but it looks like she does very little… if anything.
Yeah I don’t know how someone who supposedly works out so hard can look so untoned. Where are her calf muscles?
Looks likes she wearing a corset all the time. Her body minus implanted butt does look good.
I think she’s actually very sick. This goes beyond vanity. She is doing everything possible to completely distort her body in every artificial way possible. There must be a name for this. Besides the ones popping into my head.
It’s called becoming what she thinks rappers like French Montana wants so she can compete, as she has low self-esteem as far her attractiveness.
She has body dysmorphia as do Kim and Kylie. They look in the mirror and only see what is wrong with their physical self. (Thanks Kris)
EXACTLY! She wants to look a certain way so that certain guys will like her. She doesn’t naturally have that body so she has to buy it.
I don’t think any of them have body dysmorphia. They are just narcissistic twats who seek attention and admiration any way they can get it. They think they look “hot” instead of ridiculous.
Khloe is also wearing spanx under that dress. I can only imagine how big her rear is unleased.
Yes, I believe it is called “the Kardashian Kondition”….the only doctor that can help is a plastic surgeon!
Do you think she has to buy two seats on an airline for that baggage?????
Do you think when it snows, children try to sled down her ass?????
Do you think at Thanksgiving, they throw a tablecloth on her ass, and use it for the kids table????
Those are horrible! LOL~!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OMG!
MrsBPitt, you are making me cry.
Yay! Clever uses list for pinocchio butt. Keep it going.
Most Obvious and cliche` – place for French to set his wine glass.
Her proctologist won’t go near dat ass without a wetsuit and a mining helmet.
Body dysmorphia? The only thing I can think is that she legit can’t see how out of whack her butt looks. I used to look at the Kardashians as an exercise to make me feel better about my life choices and now I just think it’s sad. This one seems to be obsessed with her weight (I’m laying all sorts of bets that LHG has been after her for her weight since she was a kid.) and Kylie is having fillers done and dating a dude who is way too old for her. Rob seems to have gone off the deep end and Kim spends her day trying to be friends with people who don’t seem to like her very much. I guess Satan’s come to collect on his bargain to make them famous?
I think you’re right that it’s sad (although I’m not above laughing sometimes). It’s like they hate every, single thing about themselves. Waist – too big. Butt – too small by a long-shot. Lips – too thin. Nose – too wide. I mean, I’m all for playing up your best features, and even changing something about your looks if it really bothers you, but come on – work with what you’ve got. There must be something about yourself you don’t find disgusting. It’s sad, you’re right.
I think you’re right on both counts – some form of body dysmorphia, and them being a group of unhappy and unhealthy people.
Something. But Khloe didn’t start this until last year, so I think she’s trying to copy Kim. I think they all want to be some kind of perfect, but it’s so not perfect. Their vision of beauty is warped. Kim was so much prettier before she messed with herself. Khloe started looking better with some weight loss and last year, but then the butt and now she won’t stop – bleached hair, weird lips, waiste training, fat redistribution lipo (I suspect). Geesh. Just stop already. It’s frightening. How do you not have anything more important in your life to focus on than your body 24-7? It’s so shallow and immature for her age.
Yes, I do too. They are all messed up but I think Khloe has horrible self esteem.
I’m not sure about those mime-like lips either.
They remind me of The Joker’s (Jack Nicholson) lips in the scene where all the mimes are running around and he says, “The pen is truly mightier than the sword.”
She is a shell of a person just like her sisters and mom. This makes me so sad… Girls actually look up to this! What about inner beauty and brains and kindness and generosity? They are all nervous breakdowns waiting to happen.
Totally OT, but imma tell you about something I saw today that restored my faith in humanity 😀
I was getting home from work, just finished my shift, and I sat next to a young girl on the underground train (about 18 y.o., I’d say). She was playing with a rubik’s cube, and solving it so fast that it was incredible to watch. Other passengers also noticed, even some heavily made up, gum-chewing girls that started staring at this super genius peer of theirs. Well, long story short, this girl ended up chatting with the made up girls and you could see they were amazed by how smart and humble she was. It was cute and nice to watch it all unfold, especially since women can be so catty here in Milan.
So there, this seems like such a small thing to write about, but it made my day and I thought I’d share: down with empty idols, people worthy of admiration are all around us AND girls notice too. There’s hope!
Thank you for that; it was a welcome palate-cleanser.
I love this story! That girl sounds awesome =D
That is a great story! And I’m amazed that the people around her even noticed, considering the obsession with cell phones and selfies these days.
@ belle dujour – agreed. 🙂
RM, your story inspires me and gives me hope. Imagine, a young person filling her travel time with a non-tech device, one that exercises her mind…and best of all, attracting the attention of admiring peers in the process. If I’d seen that scene in a movie, I’d have said it wasn’t true to life, no verisimilitude, would never happen. Thanks for a much-needed dose of optimism.
I just read about illegal “pump parties” that involve cheap cosmetic injections. These unlicensed practitioners prey on the uneducated and desperate. The results, if lucky are deformities, and if not so lucky, death. The Kardashian Kulture is lethal to the body and soul.
@ISO: “The Kardashian Kulture is lethal to the body and soul.”
Such a perfect statement.
So sad that the Kardashian girls cannot say, “I love myself just the way that I am”. So, so sad!
It’s not that sad. Much sadder things in the world.
I’m with you , Kitten. What’s sad is this is what these celebrities do with the obscene amounts of money they acquire. They could actually contribute a fraction to make a difference somewhere in the world.
Sad this is what they choose to do with their time too. Time and money to do anything they want and they opt for body morphing? What a waste…of time! Not like Wow! What a waiste! Not high-fiving their waiste management at all. Sorry for the pun. I don’t mean to keep doing that.
I agree. What’s a sad commentary on our current society is that anyone pays the slightest attention to these fame**0***,They contribute nothing to society or the well-being of others, charge thousands of dollars to show up at parties & events, and some fools actually spend money to see them. Put them in a zoo, please.
I just don’t understand how having a bloated rear has become desirable? What’s next, muffin-top implants?!?
Sounds good, I won’t have to implant :))
I’m good too. I will be a fashionista!!
Me too…I can finally “keep up w/ the Kardashians.” There is a God.
LOL. Hilarious!
Don’t give them any ideas!
Photoshopped in the wall photo.
She’s turned into the most vapid, shallow mess, and to think she used to be my favorite.
I remember when the rumors about Beyonce’s and J.Lo’s butts–at least their’s look proportional. This here just makes me tilt my head like a confused shiba inu.
I don’t know much about implants – how do you know that’s what they are? Is it possible to get a butt like that from working out? I’m fundamentally lazy so I’ll never know without asking.
LOL Just like it’s possible to get a 34D bust from a 34A bust by working out doing bust exercises. Not.
It would be extremely difficult to build a butt of that size in relation to the size of her legs. Typically, you have to lift really heavy to build a muscle and it’s very difficult to isolate the glutes and not build the thighs up big at the same time.
However, I’ve been “building a butt” for over a year and am getting nice shape. To build it out really round like a Jen Selter butt takes women on average 4-5 years with disciplined consistency. What her trainer says here is accurate, it requires consistency and dedication over a LONG period of time.
I will say she does look fit but I imagine she got the same but procedure her sisters did (injections?) but is now also working to tone up and I think you can tell in muscle definition. She definitely has not built that ass solely in the gym which you can tell by comparing the relative small size of her legs and lack of muscle definition elsewhere – she is fit and looks great but to build an ass that size in the gym you’d have to be a fucking beast and it would show in all over muscle.
For the record I think she looks great and I believe she’s working out hard, it takes a long time to progress so good for her for doing it and not just relying on lipo etc.
But NO to the waist trainer!!
It’s well known in the industry Jen does not have a natural butt, despite the excercises she does. She’s also a p4p.
They are mostly likely fat injections/ Brazilian butt lift not implants. And yes you can lift and shape your butt SOME from working out but you don’t grow a massive butt like she all of a sudden has. It only shapes and lifts what was there to begin with. Her a$$ is totally paid for.
Exactly. I dont know why people keep saying these are implants, shes having fat liposuctioned from her stomach and injected into her hips and butt. Thats where the sudden hour glass figure is coming from (NOT waist training). Thats also the reason why every few months, it looks bigger.
I wish we would drop the implant theory. You know these pinocchio-butt types like to have televised ultra sounds to prove “ass authenticity” which ofcourse dont show fat injections.
Jen selter doesn’t have a natural butt? My whole life is a lie! 😱
How weird it must feel to sit on implants.
Shauna Khloe’s butt is sticks out by 3 feet. You can’t get a butt like that by doing sqats. You can tone your butt with exercise but it won’t stick out like that.
Google ‘Brazilian butt lift before and after’ and then hit images. IT LOOKS IDENTICAL TO THIS! They suck fat from the love handles and put it in the butt creating an exaggerated hour glass shape. Once you look at these pics in google you will totally see that this is DEFINITELY the work of a plastic surgeon doing this procedure.
what do people see in the appeal of a butt that is so abnormally large?
I feel for her though, when she gets older that butt is going to be fighting gravity.
Thank you, Esteph. I have been wondering that for years. Of course, this is from a woman who has no butt, never has had a butt, and really doesn’t want a butt. I was blessed (or cursed) with boobs and they are enough of a nuisance.
Yikes. To all of it.
^THIS…amen.
Forty years ago, as a teenager, we were mocked if we had a large butt. Flat butts were desirable. 200 years ago women started rebelling against corsets and articles were written on how, wearing a corset, damaged your internal organs.
We have now went full-circle. And we have this family that does nothing but get press coverage for being vain and shallow. Sad. Sadder yet that young people want to emulate them, especially when there is nothing natural, at all, about any of them.
This is recalling the corset and bustle days of the Victorian era! Thanks, Kardashians for taking us back to a simpler time when we weren’t allowed to use our brains. Smh.
And fainted because we couldn’t breath and had our liver and stomachs gradually shoved down into our groin area.
According to google, the shift from “how to make my butt look smaller” to “how to make my butt look bigger” occurred in 2008.
IT is very sad. Always setting a new unattainable standard of beauty.
“You must be long and willowy like a victoria secret’s model”
Oh but wait, that Victoria secret model doesn’t have enough junk in the trunk!
“You must be curvy with an ample bosom, perfectly rounded amble derrière and a defined waste”
Oh but wait, you won’t look as leggy with that hourglass figure!
“You must be long and willowly like a Victoria secret…”
You literally cannot win. You will never meet society’s fickle standard of beauty. That is why your self-esteem MUST come from internal features and not external ones. Or you’ll never be happy.
Body dysmorphia.
In all fairness to Beyoncé her butt is real, its actually rather flat.
Her butt is not flat in the slightest. We are just getting way to used to seeing augmented bottoms. It has surpassed breast implants in popularity. Go to google images and type in ‘Brazilian butt lift before and after” to see how prevalent it is now. Beyonce does not have a flat butt at all, it simple looks smaller to the new brigade of artificially enhanced ones.
Aside from Kendall. And Kourtney the women in this family have severe problems.
This is what happens when your only value is the physical.
Read a book kids!!
Yeah, although people here say shs a brat – maybe uneducated and a product of her environment – I think she seems pretty level headed. And even though Kourtney needs to dump Scott and lock him away in rehab – she seems relatively normal. All of this is really sad at the end of the day. Especially since there are innocent kids (including kylie and even kendall) that are being raised in this enviornment. Although the Kardashians are my guilty pleasure Im finding myself stepping back – its getting more and more sad by the day.
Seriously, how many posts do you have on this site dedicated to a Kardashian’s ass?
Apparently it pays well……there are two per day.
She is deformed.
I don’t think butts are supposed to look pointy.
All of these things like waist training & injections — no good for you. They are only focusing on the outer, and the damage they are doing could put them in the hospital before 40. With Kylie, even sooner.
The brothers are loving that
They have a brother besides Rob?
The lips, the hair, the butt…all awful. This family doesn’t understand the concept of less is more and that sometimes things are better if you just leave them the hell alone. But I guess this is what happens when you have no education and your entire life revolves around your looks. I guess if they had anything else to think about they wouldn’t have messed around with their looks so much and maybe their baby sister wouldn’t have felt the need to either. I love the combination of red and gray she wore though.
Her butt is as ridiculous as her lips. And you’ve got to love the “sexy hair” look for a gym workout. Ugh….these people!
I can’t imagine how uncomfortable they all must be. It’s so unnatural, and must throw their posture and spine so out of whack.
Her figure looks amazing except for the fake butt – you can see she’s been working out hard. It’s a shame that’s not enough for her, and she has to distort it with the fake stuff.
“It’s so unnatural, and must throw their posture and spine so out of whack.”
Are we talking about the body warping or the hard posing?
All the money in the world, all the surgeries, all the best clothes and yet she’s still not a beautiful woman. Sometimes you have it, sometimes you don’t. This obsession is unhealthy. There is NOTHING like a natural beauty. You can’t fake it. All I see is plastic surgery, make up and nice clothes. Nothing real. And what’s the point in the end if you still keep messing with yourself because you are not feeling beautiful?
So agree here. She just isn’t beautiful — at least not in the epic way she’s attempting to present herself. I guess it’s about Kim, and attempting to keep up to some extent, but you’re just right about all of this.
There are just no words…
I’m sad for her. I used to think she was confident in who she was and not feeling the need to change anything to be accepted. Now I just don’t know what to say. Her hair looks fried. Her lips look a mess. The whole neck up look is just a no. The butt is a major no. Major.
But I want those shoes.
She has turned into a caricature of herself in the flesh.
Can we just all agree those “waist trainers” are in fact just girdles. My Grandma if alive today would have died laughing.
They are corsettes…to be cinched. I find it all extreme false-advertising cause when that thing comes off – look out!
And Spanx are actually just girdles. Let’s be real here.
THANK YOU! They make it sound like your waist is a ‘wild animal’ that can be ‘trained’ to stay in. um, no. It’s a corset. BE REAL WITH YOURSELF>
Is this really considered attractive by anyone? When I first saw a pic of Kim from behind I thought it was a joke, and a bad one at that. Now Khloe is following in her footsteps. It’s sick, and looks beyond ridiculous. Do they hate themselves that much that they would do this to their bodies on purpose? Back in the day these would have been considered distorted big fat asses, and nothing to be coveted by any means. Shapely and curvy are one thing, never thought the stick figure look was a good one, but this is disgusting. Who ever would have thought that so much time and attention would be paid to a family and their asses?
No, grotesque and comical and reeking of desperation for attention. And Louboutin heels do not suit her, nor do those cartoon lips.
But, but, Khloe’s body must all be real! She told Kylie to just admit her lips were fake – that it was better to come clean than lie to the public. So, Khloe wouldn’t LIE to the public about injecting fat into her butt or lip injections herself, right? LOL. Of course she’s lying! And Khloe used her sister Kylie to try and appear more truthful herself. Kylie is likely too immature and stupid to realize she got used for her sisters PR.
I don’t get this. The posing: is she posing like this at home by herself? And The selfies in The gym with that idiotic thing around her waist? The plastic lips, ass and fake hair makes it even more ridiculous. I know that she is not The only person to act like this, but this family is taking it to extreme levels and since they have no talent or education the stupidness is more obvious. And honestly, it bothers me seeing black men klowning around these women looking like fools.
In all honesty…I don’t get why their butts STILL get attention.
We all konw they are fake. We’ve all seen Kim’s gross naked greasy butt in all it’s unholy glory. We ALL know the rest are following suit.
Yet still….every.day…….it’s all, “OMG looook at her!”
We know. We see. And all the attention is just more money in their bank. So why? I really don’t get it anymore. We know…we have their FW number.
I seriously don’t get it any more. Nothing new to see.
Maybe is like an old sideshow attraction. *shrugs*
She doesn’t look super fit at all. Her arms aren’t particulary toned and that’s the only part you can see. The rest is Spanx and girdles. I don’t think she works out all the time at all. She’d be much fitter if that were true. And Kim’s ass is still way more absurd. Because Khloe at least has some height to her – Kim’s plastic barnacle is strapped to a troll body.
If one…. Just ONE of these girls would break through the plastic mold, and actually go to school or get training for something REAL, or truly do GOOD things with their fame…the internet would GO CRAZY and that one would be vaulted above Kueen Kimmode and blow them all out of the water. I know I’d be “whomever’s” biggest outspoken fan.
Break free ….break free!
I actually wonder if they are all vying to take Kim’s place as Kueen. She is nothing special. certainly not a sex symbol anymore.
like like like like like mmmmmmmmmm bible like like like like sausage duuuuuuuh like like like like like OMG Im so sleepy from doing like like like my career …….hey mom how do like like spell selfie? likelikelike my butt is real like like like my career…..Koonye like like like I want fries with my burrito like like like bible ..bitch get a clue and at least a g.e.d.
Keyboard, coffee…. You owe me one. Lol!
Wearing Louboutins? Why isn’t she wearing Kardashian Kollection Krap?
Something nice-her blonde hair is growing on me.
The sister who “always kept it real” sure has shown herself to be a real fake.
Well, it matches her Pinocchio lips, so she may as well get the 48DDDDDD’s installed.
I’m in the minority here. I’ve seen a lot of painful plastic surgeries and it does not make me cringe to look at her. I’ve always liked Khloe best, have a soft spot for her, and I think she looks beautiful. I’m sure it was never easy for her in a family where appearance is the sum of someone’s worth. As the ugly duckling in my beautiful family–all blue eyed, blonde hair, and model ready compared to my brown haired hazel eyed plainness–I’m always looking for things I could change. However, butt implants are not one of those things. I’m a simple woman, like to fit in my clothes without hassle. There’s sooo much else out there to be grateful for and reserve worry over.
She doesn’t look very toned for all this “gym” going she is claiming and I hate these women claiming their butts are real, yet they have the tiniest thighs to go with it.
Barnacle butt has redone her lips–looks like she could givve the ‘kiss of death’
This family actually thrives and grows from hate and disgust. Like all things evil; it’s their oxygen. They chose to live in a sad, dead, soulless place and live there happily. Now I know a lot of people say: All the way to the bank. Fine. Money for a Soul. Hell on Earth. And all their ‘fashion shows’ they stroll for the paps they’ve called, are really ‘adverts’ for their European / Middle Easter masters.
Her butt actually made an appearance on the show this week. She got some kind of laser treatment to work on cellulite and stretch marks. Kim and Kendall watched for some reason.
butt overkill
I was reading about the waist training thing, and the pictures out there on how this thing alters your organs, specially if used long term is really dangerous. Don’t see the appeal. About the butt, most know more about this family, more than I do, but if this all came about after her divorce maybe a better recommendation would have been to seek out a professional to talk about her feelings instead of getting filled.
PS: Loved the shoes!
Oh look! A cartoon.
its called squats and spanx…
Honey, google “Brazilian butt lift before and after” in google images and then tell me that butt is the product of squats and spanx.
ALso it is NOT possible to grow your butt to that degree via squats alone. Not too mention, squats will also grow your thigh muscles faster than they do your glutes. You can’t magically grow a butt that is 10x bigger with thighs that remain the same size.
Gross! People of Hollywood really have a distorted view of what real beauty is. It’s sick because it’s infecting the entire world. It’s just disturbing.
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
I read that the news about Bruce’s transformation really hit her hard, more than her family members. So that might be where some of the sadness is coming from.