I know it’s wrong, but I love North West’s little Black Swan get-up. Black tutu, black leotard, black tights, black ballet slippers, black leather jacket. The whole ensemble is utterly adorable. These are photos of Kim Kardashian taking North to her ballet class in LA. I’m actually a little bit surprised that Kim is in LA this week! Her first wedding anniversary with Kanye is May 24th, this Sunday. There were widespread reports that Kanye was going to take Kim to Paris to celebrate, possibly to renew their vows at the Eiffel Tower. For what it’s worth, Gossip Cop says that a vow renewel won’t be happening. But I kind of wonder if Kanye will take Kim away for a little holiday.
Also – the reviews are in for Kim’s coffee table book of selfies, Selfish. Apparently, book critics sort of like it? The critics acknowledge that the whole book is extraordinarily vapid and superficial, but most acknowledge that the book is pretty fun and it’s a very easy escapism, looking at Kim and her jet-set lifestyle. You can read a round-up of reviews here.
Kim also sat down to talk about Kylie Jenner’s recent shocking (!!!) admission that yes, Kylie has been doing lip injections for a while. Kim said: “I saw how for so many years she was so insecure about [her lips]. I mean, at 10 years old, she would say to me, ‘How come my lips aren’t big like you guys?’ And I would see this insecurity … For me, I gave her advice and I still stand by that advice. I think it changed her confidence so much.” The thing about is though… Kim’s lips used to be smaller too. She either had a lip implant or she gets lip injections on the reg. So this is what we mean when we say Kim’s bad decisions affect younger women. There’s a very close-to-home example – Kim wanted to look like a blow-up doll, so she mangled her already-beautiful face with Botox, fillers, plastic surgery and lip injections and then her youngest sister was like, “Why don’t I look like that?” And will North feel the same way?
Oh, and when Kim was asked during this Billy Bush interview if it ever annoys her when people ask her what she does for a living, Kim sort of went off: “To be honest, I don’t really pay attention to it… I get more fed up with questions like – I was traveling recently and I was doing a press day and people were like, ‘How do you feel when people say what do you do?’ And I’m like, I’m here working aren’t I? Like, I’m here to promote something. I said, ‘Hey why don’t you do this – tell someone else that you think can do it. Tell them to do everything that I’ve done in my career and see if they end up where I’m at.’ Try it. Just try it. I dare you.”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
My advice for more confidence is: butt implants, a boob job, rhinoplasty,
botox and liposuction.
Nori looks like a badass baby in the leather jacket. Such a cute child. To bad that her mother is so stupid and worthless.
Add on:
“Tell them to do everything that I’ve done in my career and see if they end up where I’m at.’ Try it. Just try it. I dare you.” – Kim
How to have Kim Kardashian’s career.
1. start as a wealthy child
2. Become a stylist
3. get airtime with famous friends and ride their coattails until you can get on e-entertainment
4. date lots and lots of super rich men whom you mingle with while coattail riding and (as Lisa Rowe would say) spending daddy’s money
5. take out a p0rn tape along with your famous friend
6. go on e! and become a reality TV show star and afford plastic surgery for you and your family
7. Move ‘stylist’ into clothing label and get family to join in
8. Have the number1 lady from the dark side be there to orchastrate everything for you, (if you can, be in family relations with her so that she is more obligated to ‘hook you up’)
Hmm, less steps than AA
you summed it up perfectly .
Does she pimp herself out? Yes. Does she work? NO
Meanwhile, she’s a bazillionaire while i’m sitting at my desk eating chips and feeling sorry for myself. The world sucks sometimes
Yes, she basically dares people to do a sex tape, get peed in it, wear fug clothes with the boobs and butt out,get unrecognisable with plastic surgery and be ridiculous.
It doesn’t sound that difficult but maybe we have more self respect than her and don’t want to be ashamed of ourselves.
You forgot having your first husband pay for your plastic surgery, getting married a second time for a tv show, dating for money, and showing yourself naked as much as possible.
You forgot date as many famous people as you can and call the paps at every turn to photograph you together. Oh, and by the way, Kim has been getting lip injections for YEARS and lying about it too. “My lips were swollen because I had the flu.” Remember that pap shot about 3 years back of her covering her lips while being papped? Lip injections.
I always said she’s the highest paid hooker in the world. “Career” lol
And of course she doesn’t acknowledge that Kylie’s insecurities might be at least partly her fault. Poor North but she looks too cute here.
People seem to really forget how different it is to be successful when you start out being very wealthy. Most businesses need start up capital. When you are poor you have to get others to give you funds when your business is just an idea. You are looked at as a huge risk. When you are rich, you can invest in yourself and your idea and get the ball rolling before looking for outside funds.
Reality shows about rich people are cheap to produce. Their already existing extravagant lifestyles take care of so much of the production costs.
Snazzy, how does the world suck because you are choosing to sit at your desk with chips feeling sorry for yourself? If you want something different for yourself go out and do it! Even small changes can yield huge rewards! ☺
You forgot marrying your third husband by the time you’re 32. A man you don’t love but are using for money and connections to further your personal agenda. Also, possibly getting pregnant to force his hand. (I assume the last is true).
Third husband that may or may not have a special friend on the side. That way you barely have to spend any time with him and devote your days to taking endless selfies.
I feel really bad for North. There’s no way she’ll grow up with healthy self-esteem and a healthy body image, if Kim treats her the same way.
If North makes it to 15 without injections or surgery I’ll be shocked. That poor girl is surrounded by vapid, superficial, and honestly not that bright women who’s only measure of success is beauty (by their own warped standards) and money.
I actually hope she inherits some of Kanye’s massive ego and tells the lot of them to get stuffed and goes on to be a strong, independent, surgery-free woman.
I was hoping that Ignori would inherit some of Kanye’s off the chart self-esteem too. That’s about the only way she would have a chance not to be turned into a kim-klone.
I feel so bad for North too. I can’t imagine growing up with those people as family. She is just the cutest thing.
Kylie didn’t stand a chance.
Not a chance in Hell being raised by that pack of hyenas. And I know Bruce has bought himself a lot of goodwill recently, but let’s not forget he’s been there since day 1 as well.
yes for sure. He let that happen, he’s just as guilty
Tx, you bring up a great point: Bruce.
Bruce has had/is getting a lot of work done so he can achieve happiness. A kid doesn’t necessarily grasp the fullness of Bruce’s unhappiness and aloneness. Fuller lips obviously don’t solve a thing but on a superficial level, this kid is hearing even from her dad that plastic surgery is, in fact, how you make things right.
Poor kid, I truly feel sorry for her because she’s basically had no parenting. And TX, you’re so right. I went on a rant the other day about Bruce as a parent. He’s had six kids, but pretty much abandoned his older ones (didn’t have contact for years), and clearly was not much of an active parent with Kylie. I recall reading years ago a quote from him about how it didn’t matter if Kendall and Kylie finished school. These kids would have been better off raised by wolves.
Yep. Bruce has let this child just as much as the devil mom did.
Agree with everyone above. It’s extremely sad for Kylie, and disturbing that Kim is too stupid to even realize the implications of telling a 10-year-old that you can buy happiness in the form of a fake face.
Did she change her nose? She looks more like Kourtney in these photos.
Yeah, I thought that first pic was Kourtney until I clicked on it.
She looks more like Miss Piggy to me.
after the last change of her nose and the flared nostrils I think she looks like Fiona from Shrek
I see Kourtney, and strangely, a little Benedict Cumberbatch
@burnsie – Whoa! I never considered that but spot on! I can definitely see the Benedict Cumberbatch resemblance.
Haha thanks Michelle! 😀 Now I know I’m not going crazy
Her new nose is so upturned
I change my confidence whenever I choose NOT to obsess over my looks, and I think it changes for the better. Anyone examines themselves obsessively is going to find things to ‘fix’ or ‘improve’ until there is nothing original left…
And oh please of course she’s already projecting that onto her daughter. It comes naturally in that family.
Were’t there rumours a while back that she’d already waxed North’s eyebrows? There you go.
@ Jen – I fully agree. North doesn’t stand a chance. Kim and her entire family base their worth on their appearance and Kanye is superficial as well. North will get told what to wear, how to wear it, and be expected to be a sex pot as well. She is going to grow up watching these women and think this is normal.
May I adopt Kylie and Nori? Before it’s too late?
P.S.: Nori is beautiful.
I want to adopt nori too! I want to take her to Disneyland and eat ice cream together.
Kylie,no.
I want to take Nori to a room full of colorful clothes and let her dress herself
Hahaha, yes. I’m all up for ice cream and Disney (can’t afford it yet). About Kylie, I’d at least try to force her into therapy and knowledge, but somehow I think she’d laugh at my “peasant” mentality.
Kylie? Then you’ll need to take Tyga in too.
Ok, I give up, lol.
I shudder to think what North will look like in 20 years.
Kim is wearing ugly shoes.
I too love North’s all black ensemble. Interesting though…when my daughter took ballet she wore sneakers to and from class, the ballet shoes were strictly for ballet lessons (so they didn’t get dirty, etc.) Of course though we are peasants and couldn’t afford to buy a new pair every week.
If I remember my youth ballet days clearly that’s because the shows are a soft fabric that rips in a heartbeat on concrete. But yeah you know how Kim feels about a ‘look’ so even if she shreds North’s shoes she’ll just buy new ones so the photogs can get a good shot.
First thing I thought of too. When I took ballet as a pre-schooler, we were forbidden to wear ballet slippers outdoors even though the bottoms were made of leather. It was to keep them clean but also because they don’t offer much support for growing feet.
Every studio I’ve ever danced at had a rule that the dance shoes were not to be worn outside the studio. At least she was carrying her tap shoes…..
@Tough Cookie – those ugly shoes were designed by Kanye.
@Chrissy – I always think this when I see the shoes she puts North in. No support for her growing feet.
I can’t imagine what it’s like to spend time with Kim and the rest of the Kardashian / Jenner klan. My brain hurts thinking about it.
You’d hear “Like” a lot.
And “literally” 🙂
LOL…..
and “disrespectful”…………
And “amazing”.
and “super!” *gags*
You forgot “doll” and “bible”
Nori looks adorable because she IS adorable, but there’s something sick about dressing a toddler in black leather. I can’t believe they even make black leather jackets for babies. Gross.
Her parents definitely favor black, cream, camel, and other neutral colors.
I like her black tutu, though. But yeah, dressing a baby in all black just seems wrong.
But why? For all their parenting faults, I don’t thing dressing her in black is one of them.
So their answer to a lack of self-confidence isn’t growing and nurturing your inner self–your intellect, your humor, your personality, your emotional self–it is to go under the knife or needle.
Sick. This entire family is sick, twisted, totally dysmorphic.
And I, too, feel horrible amounts of pity for North West. From her name to her upbringing, there’s unfortunately no way in hell she’s going to grow up with a healthy sense of self or autonomy, or a healthy anything. Poor child. She’s so beautifully innocent now. It’s just a matter of time. She’ll be questioning her outer self nonstop by the time she’s 8, if not before, as a result of soaking up all the dysfunction around her.
This.
Being a “reality star” is a career now? But really, what she and her family have built is a brand and a lot of people buy into that brand. That’s why she’s earning so much money. No shame in that, Kim.
The funny thing is the work that usually goes with reality TV these girls are terrible at. Khloe couldn’t do TV presenting for gossip shows because outside of her scripted family she has no personality. Kim couldn’t even manage to have a real book ghost-written and had to stick with essentially a picture book. Kourtney is a baby-machine with an unhappy marriage and the two youngest are getting loaned out early.
These women take untalented to impressive new levels.
All yes to what you said but Kourtney is NOT married. She uses Scott to give her babies. This family or brand is everything wrong with today’s culture.
Does having three children make one a “baby machine”? Sounds like a family to me.
Like, just get surgery, and Like, lie about it and Like, you’ll feel better, Like, about yourself, and Like, so will Like everyone else. Like, beauty is Like the only, Like way to Like find true Like happiness, and Like love, you know!
Ya know, like totally spot on. English is only like my third language but I, like, think she sounds like totally uneducated and like stuff and english is like her mothers tongue.
Kylie, girl, you need some confidence? Get a business degree. Learn to manage you own funds and never take anything – money or advice- from these fools ever again.
@ bettyrose – totally agree!!
Ugh, those ugly-ass shoes.
Good luck North, remember if there’s any part of you you’re not happy with just slice and hollow into it and plump it full of chemicals till you feel your self-worth grow.
Finally. Kim, promoting isn’t working. The same way hosting isn’t working. It’s showing up somewhere looking good, getting your picture taken, and claiming credit for the actual work the people in the background do. Prostitutes WORK harder than you and it’s starting to eat you up that no one believes your lies.
Kim is the highest paid promo girl. That is all. A promo girl.
Nori is adorable
Kim has a career?
Change her confidence to what? Bad to worse? What a horrible piece of advice. But what can you expect from the Klan?
Well, a decrease in conficence can certainly be considered a change.
I agree with everybody who is worried about the well-being of Kim’s daughter. Not only are her parents completely insane but there’s probably nobody else around who would step in to safe her from going down the same road.
Most people she gets in contact with a either lunatic Family members (Granparents, Aunts etc) or paid by her parents so they won’t open their mouths.
Poor North never stood a chance, it will be a miracle if she turns out ok.
I love that Kim thinks she’s some sort of genius because she slept her way to the top of Hollywood. And yet she’s still a mockery to the majority of A listers and the public. Girl, bye.
I love North’s outfit! Biker ballerina!
I morally object to chasing children and discussing their clothes cause we should leave them alone. Not their fault their parents “brand” them. But North West and Harper Beckham slay me.
Toddlers?
What’s her next bit of sisterly advice? “Do a sex tape and have mom leak it to the media.” Worked like a charm the first time, didn’t it?
I giggle when Kim talks about her career and work ethic.
It’s not wrong Kaiser ! I’m totally in love with her look ! this little cutie make my day !
Stupid advice coming from a stupid person. How appropriate.
That poor kid won’t ever see a colour other than black and white in her life.
This is the first time I’ve had that sickening feeling I get when I watch toddlers in tiaras, looking at NW . Yes, the outfit is adorable, on any other non-marketed child in the world.
Icky..
I just realized looking at Kendall Jenner’s face in the other post that she’s doing a little work on her lips too. She and Kylie used to have a very similar pout and now her bottom lip is more full and defined. Guess Kim gave her a little pep-talk too.
I agree, Amy. I don’t think I t’s just the bottom lip, either. Her top lip looks much fuller, too, more defined and a bit wider (?) Her top lip line looks as if something is threaded in there, giving exaggerated definition. Also the area just above her top lip looks a bit puffy – a dead giveaway of lip fillers/injections. It’s much more obvious in profile, but there doesn’t seem to be any side shots nowadays. In any case, I’m not convinced she’s as natural as she wants us to believe. DM also had a story about how “surprised” she was/is that her boobs are suddenly “getting bigger”…
THE ‘getting bigger’ story in THE DM, is setting us UP for a Boobjob in THE making.
Be ready..they warned you.
…I mean, at 10 years old, she would say to me, ‘How come my lips aren’t big like you guys?’ And I would see this insecurity …
At 10? I think when I was 10 I was still into dolls and playing with my friends. The only thing about make-up was that I knew my mum used it on her face and that was it.
What did they have to tell a 10-yo Kylie to feel insecure…
I got my period when I was 10, and had C-cups by age 12, and have had body image issues ever since.
Everybody’s different.
Compass rarely smiles. She’s almost always scowling or grimacing. Her mother has already admitted to never wanting to smile to avoid wrinkles, and her father hasn’t had a genuine smile since Amber Rose, while the rest of her family is either botoxed into place or swollen from injections and implants; she has never seen happiness in her family. She is doomed to the most miserable and superficial existences, and no amount of money or fame will be able to help because she will not know that it can be different. Her parents did this to her.
I think Nori is okay with other people (nannies, Kanye’s family, maybe her maternal aunts). She smiles and laughs and looks like a normal kid in pics without the parentals around. It’s just Kim who stresses her out. These are just pap shots and the nanny will take over out of camera range, although hopefully the kiddo is enjoying the dance class once she gets inside. The pics still reveal serious disconnection between Kim and Nori. Wish Kim could get extensive therapy, but she likely doesn’t think anything is wrong. I just cringe at these pictures of Nori, I don’t why people keep gushing about how cute/beautiful/adorbs she is. The kid next door is all that also. But in Nori, I see a stressed out toddler again and again.
The weird thing is, when you look at old pics of kim from like, 2007, I feel like she had bigger lips THEN. It’s bizarre. I.e.: http://www.vettri.net/gallery/celeb/kim_kardashian/House-of-Hype-Grammy-Weekend-2007/KimKardashian-HouseOfHypeGrammyWeekend-Vettri.Net-09.jpg
Maybe the top lip is bigger tho
Nori’s fist word will be “like” since these simpletons refuse to formulate a proper English sentence without starting every sentence with “like, ….”
Or ” I mean…”
Nori’s teenage rebellion years is her being “normal”- take nothing but AP classes in high school, become President of the Science club & class president while she is at it, wear only jeans & t-shirts & Chucks and work at Burger King while also volunteering at an after school tutoring program then go on to a 4 year University where she majors in some STEM program then upon graduating she tells her family to f**k off while she goes on to work with Doctors With Out Borders.
One could only hope Nori rebels from the kardashisn bs. *fingers crossed-*
Sick reality families. Another Duggar type scandal waiting to erupt. So sick of this family and the Duggars, and all of reality TV. Bunch of morally corrupt and love of money HO’S trying to tell us how womderful their lives are! BYE!
The whole stupid Kardashian family is just a group of insane narcissists. Please lock them all away in a prison for insane idiots.
I feel so bad for Nori’s future. It must suck to live a life obsessing over how you look. Smh. It really says alot that sge told Kylie to get lip injections. Just dumb.
Her newish nose is killing me.
Kylie does look better with the new lips… so can’t say much about that. ..
I see people here saying they feel bad for North….she has a strong family that sticks together, she has cousins close to her age and her parents are clearly involved…. she will also never need to go without..there are a lot of other kids worse off ..you could not pay me to feel bad for her. She is a little cutie and she will be ok.
Kylie has already ruined her looks.
She is changing her natural face at SUCH an early age.
Anyone above who is commending her for altering her natural beauty should be ashamed.
You are in cahoots with her disgusting family.
She already was a beautiful girl.
I like Kendall, but I am not fooling myself. She is also an entitled brat. Did you read what she said to the waitress in Soho?
All of these girls think that women should all look the same, use the same template. I don’t really care what they do with their lives, but….something about Kylie ALREADY doing invasive procedures in her teens just so very sad.
Don’t even get me started on little Nori. All I can do is hope that girl rebels. Maybe she will. Her dad certainly will one day.
HOWEVER, to anyone out there who does not have a teenage girl;
it is IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL THEM WHAT TO DO, HOW TO ACT, WHO TO SEE.
you can do your very best to keep them safe and out of trouble, but if you want to maintain a relationship with your child, you have to pick your battles.
If this is the sort of advise Kim gives a self loathing teen, and this advise is consistent amongst the older Kardashian women, then no wonder Rob has issues and no wonder Kylie is butchering herself.