Lindsay Lohan went crying to E! with complaints that nobody will give her a break. She’s tired of everyone saying that she and Samantha Ronson are fighting all the time, that her career is in the crapper and that she is broke. Even though there are multiple photos and videos which capture the two women arguing in public; she hasn’t been in a movie in two years and she has to resort to magazine ads and European TV commercials to fund her elaborate lifestyle. But forget about all that – she, Lindsay, would never lie to you. Well, there was that little lie about the pants and the cocaine, and the one about how she couldn’t show up for work because she was dehydrated, but that was in the past, guys! She’s a totally different person now.

The frequently hounded star has spoken out exclusively to E! News, relaying that the incessant public speculation over the status of her sobriety, the healthiness of her bank account and, perhaps most of all, her relationship with Samantha Ronson has indeed been frustrating for her to endure.

“They need to stop saying we’re fighting,” she said of the media’s fixation on the ups and downs—though mainly downs—of her love life with Ronson.

“People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal.”

Lohan urges people not to believe everything they read.

“I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie,” she said. “I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.”

The 22-year-old did, however, acknowledge that while her record of being in the public eye hasn’t always been a pristine one, she has changed—it’s the “noise” surrounding her that has not.

“My past is my past and it’s been a long one, but I’m growing more and learning more day by day. I’m not the same person and I don’t make the same mistakes.

“I move forward and I change. Life’s too short not to. If people would just leave my personal life alone—because it’s really not that interesting—then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.”

Nonetheless, the actress said she’s doing her best to remain focused on her career and helping those less fortunate.

“I just want to live the dream that I’ve worked so hard for since I was 4 years old,” she said. “I’ve been through a lot in my life. And there are many things I’d like to do to let people know that they just have to be strong.”

For instance, become a multihyphenate par excellence.

“I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc.

“It’s all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.”

And Lohan has not lost faith in herself.

“With everything that’s gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything.

“No. 1 is perfect, and perfect is impossible. You have to make mistakes to learn so that you can grow up and live your life the right way. Things happen, and you have to move on, be strong and believe in yourself. It would be really nice if people would believe in me.”

[From E!]

Could this girl be any more delusional? Her family taught her tact and respect? Excuse me while I laugh my ass off. Well, Lindsay is right about one thing. You do have to make mistakes in order to grow up. Which explains why Lindsay looks like she’s 45 years old.

I’d have a lot more sympathy for her if she were, you know, actually doing all these things she wants to do instead of whining about how no one will give her the chance. Maybe stop talking about it and just do it, you know? Instead of being out in nightclubs night after night, maybe Linds should take an acting course here and there. Get herself a better agent. Take a small but meaty role in an indie film or something. PROVE that she’s worth believing in. She’s thrown away more good will than most people get in a lifetime.

Here’s Lindsay in the aftermath of a fender bender in which her assistant crashed Lindsay’s $100,000 Maserati on March 23. So excuse me if I don’t feel sorry for her. Photo credits: Fame.