Here are some of Jennifer Aniston’s latest Smartwater print ads, because of course. So we’ve got Aveeno, Living Proof, Smartwater and those are the major endorsement deals, although I’m sure she’s aiming to get some more contracts, especially from some more lifestyle-friendly companies. Anyway, much like Aniston’s recent interview with Yahoo Style, she sat down for another infomercial interview with Elle.com. She talks about… hair (STAHP!!!!), how Justin Theroux sometimes uses her toothbrush (gross), how she loves the smell of the ocean (groundbreaking!) and much more. Some highlights:
She hates when people are (Smart)water-lazy: “I usually have warm water with lemon first thing in the morning if I can remember. Otherwise I’ll have a cup of coffee, feed the dogs, then a shake, eggs and a little avocado and a little coconut oil on Ezekiel whole wheat toast. Then I usually read the paper and hit the gym. I have the Smart Water bottle that’s 23 ounces. I make sure I get three or four in of those a day. It’s such a habit for me now. So many people are water lazy; it’s such an important thing.”
Her favorite smells: “I love the smell of coffee, coffee beans, the ocean, ocean air, mornings when I go out and walk my dogs. Freshly cut green grass. I wear the fragrance that I made.
Haircare: “[Living Proof] is just a perfect product and they’ve just come out with a humidity shield, and for me it’s incredible. Also the Night Cap, that is something that you put on at night or just around the house, it smells so good. You put it in your hair and it absorbs it. And the new Blowout which you spray in right before you blow dry. It has UV protection and chlorine protection. I do my color once a month, just a touch-up every four weeks. But I’m trying not to color it right now and give it a break.
Shilling for Aveeno whilst talking about in-flight maintenance: “I do take my makeup off. There are great makeup removers from Aveeno, so you just wipe it off. And a little spray bottle of Evian, and wipe your face down with a toner, and put on your moisturizer, and do a mask, especially on a European flight. I’m a lip balm and eye drops addict. I have terrible allergies. I use Alcon Naphcon A. I really enjoy the sensation of eyes burning. Dr. Hauschka great lip balm and By Terry Rose Balm in the pot; it’s really gooey for bee stung lips.
The one look she’ll never repeat: “Bleach out my eyebrows, I will never do that again. It was my first Cosmopolitan cover and Kevyn Aucoin was doing my makeup, and all of a sudden I had white foam on my eyebrows. It was a real look in the 90s, and it looks gorgeous if you’re Linda Evangelista. I was so new and naïve in the business, I didn’t know that I could say ‘no.’ I had to paint in my eyebrows for three months with brown shadow.
On Justin’s beauty products: “We share everything. He uses all Living Proof and Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion. Guys are lazy. They use what’s in front of them. He has his own toothbrush, of course, and in an emergency then we’ll share. I like my toothbrush.
It’s not that she’s doing interviews solely to promote her advertising contracts. It’s that the only interviews she’s done in four months are only for her advertising contracts and that she name-checks each product in her interviews. She’s like one year away from appearing on QVC, for the love of God. I don’t blame the media outlets for interviewing her, but I wish they would put a disclaiming above every one of her interviews: “ATTENTION: the following is a paid advertisement for Aveeno, Smartwater and Living Proof.”
Ads courtesy of Smartwater.
I think Queen Elizabeth’s hair and skin look better than Jennifer’s. What products does she use?
Ha, perfect Lilac.
I am deadly serious.
Does the Queen use serums on her face or blowout product on her hair?
Does the Queen even care?
Uh oh. Serious talk.
Good genes.
Lives in a cave, er, a castle. WHATEVER.
Trying to get to the bottom of her AbFab hair on the other post.
Shhh, only commoners divulge their serum secrets.
The End.
@mimif
Charles disagrees.
Charles does not have nice hair or lovely skin so his views are irrelevant
The Queen has nice skin because she always wears hats and probably uses sunblock to protect her skin from the sun and Jennifer doesn’t.
And she’s British. The sun there is soooooo much gentler.
“God Save The Queen” skincare line. It’s made of miracles.
(And fascist regimes.)
lol, as opposed to aristokleptocratic colonial imperialism?
But that doesn’t rhyme as well. Totally down with aristokleptocratic tho, rhymes with…austroasiatic?
I am not sure how serious you are, but she definitely uses Clarins Hand and Nail Treatment Cream. Also, Clarins lipstick. Unfortunately not sure about hair products. 😉
She’s deadly serious.
I see in a lot of magazines they do a beauty product Q&A with a celeb. It’s not really an interview, just what they use for beauty routines for skin and hair and/or what they cant live without, etc, and on one side of a page, not a full interview. I don’t know if this is what that is or not but a lot of celebs do that type of quick Q&A in certain women’s magazines.
I think it’s all so deceptive though. She does these infomercials designed as ‘interviews,’ and they’re presented as if she’s NOT a spokeswoman with paid endorsement deals. She’s the most enabled coddled celebrity out there. If any other celeb suddenly contracted up the yin yang to shill drugstore lotion in 2011 and only THEN after 20 years in the public eye, started saying that this drugstore lotion was her secret to good hair or good skin (which she doesn’t have) they’d be roasted alive for the fake snake oil salesman they are.
Like if Kim kash started yammering on and on in every interview about how boocoo fake lashes are the best fake eyelashes and make her eyes pop, but never said boocoo lashes inc was HER company…we’d all be screaming at her bullshite.
As usual woman scorned inc., gets a pass.
I agree. I read Instyle and they have a two page thing like this in each issue. One page is a picture and interview solely about products. The 2nd page has photos of beloved products that they use.
I’d drink tons of water too if my day consisted of making an elaborate breakfast and going to the gym, then talking to magazines about all the contracts I have. Girl, please.
@Allie…You took the words right out of my mouth!
Right? I was thinking how nice her mornings sound. I’m lucky if I can eat breakfast or drink my coffee sitting down.
Exactly. And “water lazy?” Please. Most of us have to do things that don’t allow us to be peeing every five minutes.
Yeah, what’s with all the “lazy” talk? People are water-lazy, whatever that means, men are lazy…blah, blah, blah. I think I know who’s lazy, and we’re looking right at her.
Yet, what does she do with all those empty (not-so) Smart water bottles that are polluting our wonderful-smelling, petroleum glob-filled Pacific ocean? And all the nonsense about “fresh-cut grass”, in this, her beloved drought-stricken LA, I almost expected to see something about how wonderful her dogs’ sh*t smells in the morning.
So many details about her breakfast! Exactly what does Jen eat, does anyone care? No, but something tells me she’s hoping to add Ezekiel bread to her product shills.
She’s as insufferable as Gwynnie…God help us if Jen’s developing a “lifestyle brand”, too. Well, at least then she’ll be getting back to what she does best – comedy.
Water lazy – People, human beings, who are to damn lazy to drink water, but instead would prefer something not as healthy as WATER.
I feel like I know what she means…because I am water lazy.
:: hangs head in shame::
I have friends that drink a billion glasses of water each day. I fill up my water bottle and it sits untouched next to my iced latte. It is so wrong, I know it is, yet I feel like I always forget!
Haha. Preach Minx. She’s such a liar. 4 24 oz bottles a day? Please. plus she’s most certainly perimenopausal if not menopausal and NO WAY do you drink that much water and not be constantly pisssing like a racehorse even if she was 22 yrs old.
3 water bottles a day? Bottled water is destroying the environment and since the water is filled with chemicals from the plastic it isn’t healthy. I bet she has a filtration system at home.
Agreed. She is promoting environmental vandalism.
Yes. It’s too many plastic bottles and she could probably get one of those water dispensers and a refillable bottle.
THIS.
If what she’s saying is true, four water bottles daily times 365 days per year = almost 1500 water bottles on an annual basis. FOR ONE PERSON! Just gross.
I don’t hate JA by any means. I think she is actually a very good comedic actress, and she was great on Friends. I also like that she is a supporter of Best Friends and is a responsible dog owner. JA has a lot of very good qualities. But she can be such an incredibly dull person, and in this interview, she sounds a little out of touch. Millions of people do not have the luxury of being able to drink 80 ounces of fresh water a day much less the means to casually spray Evian on their faces. Here, she makes it easy to see how men just get incredibly bored with her after a couple of years. She is cute and funny, and probably very nice, but so what?
In her defense I don’t think she was talking about people in third world countries being “water lazy,” I think she was referring to the people who generally read the magazines she’s in for beauty and health tips. Drinking water is one of the best things you can do for you body and I know plenty of people who drink only soda or sugar-y stuff. Is it a first world issue? Of course.
It is irresponsible to suggest drinking tons of bottles of water, though. When I see people carrying cases and cases to their cars and I can’t help but think how they’ll end up as pollution. We use re-usable water bottles at our house. Slightly less convenient but much cheaper and more eco friendly.
I get it, but in some ways I think that I am probably JA’s target audience. I am active, in my late thirties, not married, no children. I enjoy travel, live near the beach. I eat plenty of fresh fruits and vegetables. But I am a member of the middle class and have to budget, budget, budget. There is no way that I can drink 80 ounces of Smartwater a day, each week, and spray Evian on my face. That may be because I don’t make it a priority, but I don’t make it a priority because it is incredibly expensive.
Yes on the plastic bottles comment. Google ‘Pacific garbage patch’ to see where a great deal of the world’s plastic garbage ends up. Or better yet: a link.
http://education.nationalgeographic.com/education/encyclopedia/great-pacific-garbage-patch/?ar_a=1
Rhiley, I hear you. I guess I’m part of her target market too but I think she was saying in general that people don’t drink enough water, that it’s an easy thing to do no matter what the source. I would never buy Smart Water or any bottled water (although I think a little spray bottle of Evian for travel wouldn’t break the bank)…I always get my water for free from our tap (and filter).
That just goes to show how clueless she is. In many places around the world there is no clean water for people to drink.
She is NOT speaking to the world! She is speaking to American’s, and yes, we DO have clean water to drink.
@Judd: How do you know who she was speaking to? BTW you don’t make a plural with an apostrophe.
Being vapid is slightly excusable in one’s 20s even though it is still pretty annoying. To be so one dimensional in one’s 40s is much, much worse. A multi-dimensional man who is looking for his equal as a life partner would tire of someone like Aniston after a few years.
@Kibbles …
This! So, this!
And that’s why Justin stays away and it works for them. He takes her in in dozes so he can stay in the relationship. Every other guy from Vince to John that had to be around her everyday finally got bored and moved on. So if she and Justin keep the distance they will be fine that’s why he is in no hurry to marry and be with her 24/7. I believe that I have cracked the code!
Some people are plastic water bottles in the landfill lazy.
She is like a walking Nascar car
Can she start wearing her sponsors on her red carpet dresses?
So true that guys will just use whatever’s in front of them. So long as they don’t hate the smell.
Yeah, every boyfriend I’ve ever had, I’ve had to revamp their skincare routine because they were using whatever crappy soap they were using on the rest of their body in the shower. Seriously, Irish Spring? Just no. Most of them balked at using toner or moisturizer but at least I got them using actual facewash. Guys just don’t care.
In the first pic, the pants are unflattering. You would think they could do better – the pants make her look like she has a mid-life little belly, which i don’t think she has. Neither pic is all that great – I’m surprised the ads are not more vibrant.
Actually she does have that belly. And has for years now. Nothing wrong with it, but the media acts like she has this perfect body, when in fact she does have a mid life belly.
@Josephine …
She has had that belly since 2012.
belly or no belly, pants should flatter. and these don’t.
It’s that horrid, high-waisted look that they keep trying to foist off on us. No one looks good in high-waisted slacks/dresses!
First, if I drank that much water, I would have to pee every 5 minutes.
Second, plastic waters bottles are terrible for the environment.
Third, her hair looks terrible. And boring.
I don’t believe for a second that she cares about the environment, and that’s what I dislike about her the most. In the first picture with her awful stringy hair and her racoon eye makeup, she looks like a walker from The Walking Dead.
LOL!
She has said they share toothbrush only in emergency, I don’t see the big deal. I do the same with my boyfriend, after all we usually share A LOT of things 😀
No comment on her, but why do people spend good money on what is basically tap water that is run through a filter. Why not just buy your own filter and one bottle and fill it up..save the environment and save money. Just don’t get that at all.
I honestly think it’s laziness more than anything. My kids and I use refillable water bottles and I’ve had more than one person comment about how “good” I am to actually take the time to fill them. As if it’s so hard! Funny/sad.
I will say the quality of tap water, even filtered, freaks me out. Chemicals, hormones, god knows what, that filtration systems can’t fix. I don’t know what the answer is, I really don’t, but of course I agree the excessive use of plastic is also terrible.
Actually most bottled water IS tap water (for instance Dasani is London city tap water). It’s just a sham and the chemicals in the bottles are awful for you and affects your hormones. So unless you are living in a place that’s had an extreme toxic event it’s better to just filter the water.
Luca76, this is true. The only two bottled waters I love the taste of are Dasani and Aquafina, and I found out both are just purified tap water, not from a spring. LOL
Zephyrhills is 100 percent springwater, but I don’t like the taste.
I understand that, but google “drugs in our drinking water.” Scary stuff.
Zero water filters make the water taste much better. I haven’t and can’t do chemical analysis on what remains after filtration, but I suppose it’s better than nothing. Adding a filtration system directly to the water supply is another level of protection.
I cannot drink tap water myself in my area, I get terrible stomach aches, and our water here on the southern east coast of the USA smells and tastes like fishy pool water. Been this way since I was in my teens. We use filtered water which doesn’t seem to bother me as bad, or bottled water which we recycle. Not sure what else we can do.
Mine reeks of chlorine, which suggests there is additional nastiness in there on top of the lovely pharmaceutical stuff. I’ve been thinking about moving to water delivery in glass bottles, which are then returned and refilled.
Ok I’m lucky on this count. I live in NYC and our reservoirs are so flipping pristine that there isn’t actually a need for a filtration system.
i feel exactly the same way so now I buy a huge container of spring water from a local organic shop (can’t remember the litres, it usually last a few weeks) it stays fresh too. Pay a $30 deposit on the container then go in and swap it for a fresh full one when I need to for $14. The water is amazing (I am fussy) and it works out very cheap.
I live in NZ so not sure if u can get this but if u can try it!
Meh
“Deep Thoughts by Jennifer Aniston” would be a very slim book.
a pamphlet.
Four pages long.
2 lines on a post-it note.
lol!
Hahaha!
Go away, Jennifer.
I really don’t get the big deal about these interviews. All actresses with endorsement deals do a lot of them, and most mainstream magazines have featured at least one an issue for well over a decade. It’s not a new thing or something exclusive to Aniston.
Cate Blanchett does them all the time for Armani and she used to shill for SK-II like crazy, turning even regular interviews into lengthy infomercials for it. Drew Barrymore did way, way more than Aniston when she launched her makeup range, and she’s doing another blitz for her new sunglasses right now. SJP does a ton of them, when Kate Winslet was repping Lancôme she was everywhere talking skincare, even Julia Roberts partook…every actress with a cosmetics contract or her own fragrance or fashion line has done dozens, or in many cases hundreds. And then there’s Ashton Kutcher, who’s done nothing but try and sell Lenovo tablets since his awful show finally ended. That guy makes Aniston look like a major slacker.
These interviews/ads work to boost sales and interest. Given Aniston has a financial stake in most of the brands she endorses, she’d be beyond stupid if she didn’t do a lot of these things.
+1 – she’s promoting a product just like she’s promoting a product when she’s out doing interviews for her movies
I guess it’s just that those other celebrities, maybe not Ashton Kucher, but the others seem to have more depth to them. SJP, for instance, is a true philanthropist who supports many charities. She has even been an ambassador for UNICEF. She is deeply involved in the arts and in charities that especially affect children. JA, on the other hand, seems pretty one dimensional. How often does she talk about something other than “the beach, my hair, my diet, my hair, my products, my hair, Cabo, my hair, etc”.
I don’t really think of SJP as having a lot of depth, to be honest. She seems like a nice-enough person, but pretty fashion-obsessed (though maybe she has to be because of her line of work, which I don’t hold against her).
Except those actresses will also talk about stuff beyond their looks. They have other interests they will talk about, or causes they support. They seem to care about the world beyond their bubble. Aniston seems to care about herself only. So out of touch with the world & how terrible all these plastic bottles are.
Why does she not do something to improve the water available in 3rd world countries??? Make that her cause.
Aniston talks about nothing but her hair etc.
Yep, I agree, but those interviews are rarely covered here, so it looks like she’s some desperate middle-aged billboard. Which, I believe, is the point.
She’s not well-liked on this blog, but her posts generate loads of comments for some reason. I find myself defending her because it just seems so one-sided.
Also she does talk about her work, she does do charity, and I think she’s just a simple person. She likes her life that way I guess.
She is a desperate middle aged billboard. All she talks about lately is the products she claims to use, yet is always photographed at skin spas that do not use Aveeno!
For charity work all she seems to do is show up a few times a year & do a commercial. She thought going to a resort in Mexico = charity work.
She never talks about her causes in interviews to get more people involved.
Simple is a good word for her. Not much going on in her brain.
I don’t see anything wrong with it. She’s a middle aged female actress without the reputation of Streep or Mirren, so she’s going to have a hard time getting roles. She has to make money somehow and her PR image has always been someone who’s “safe” and “not threatening.” And she does talk about her personal life, but that’s no different from what other celebrities (not just the desperate thirsty wannabes) do.
Unlike Jennifer – the others actually only talk about the products they promote. Most of them don’t sell their relationships in the process.
True!
Interview on People . com, with her talking about her soon to be wedding……again…..3 years running.
She is not promoting any movies now, yet gave an exclusive interview to talk about her life……..
Has she really been engaged that long?
@Kate, who wrote: “I really don’t get the big deal about these interviews. All actresses with endorsement deals do a lot of them, and most mainstream magazines have featured at least one an issue for well over a decade.”
The difference is that the other actresses you mentioned are promoting/selling the product. Whereas Jennifer Aniston is only ‘shamelessly’ promoting/selling herself. This is about staying relevant for her.
You missed the point Kate – no one is getting down on Aniston and her PR flack for doing what they do best: lining up spokesperson deals in lieu of a legit film career. Huvane’s not about to let his cash cow slink off into the sunset as she approaches 50. We’re saying she does it dishonestly. I’ve not read an interview with blanchett or winslet or Jolie that gets set up as an interview to promote a film or the celeb themselves but is in actuality all about lancomes new fall line, or LV’s new spring bags. Aniston, IMO, if she wants to work on squashing her phoney fake reputation, should say outright..living proof is my company, or I have shares in SmartWater, or I’m a spokeswoman for Aveeno, I discovered them a decade ago and they’re great! But she’ll never do that. She’s under the impression that will de-legitimize herher acting career, but the hilarious part is she’s never been legit so its fine.
Her Goop might be better than Goop itself. Go Jen!!!
Lol as if, at least Goop can hold a semi-intellectual (even if condescending) conversation. Aniston has a head made with cotton wool. Aniston will be the poor (wo)man’s Goop.
No, Goop can not hold a semi-intellectual conversation. Maybe she uses words like “pulchritude” to describe how beautiful people find her, but intellectual? No way.
I hate the smell of Aveeno products. Aveeno used to be about plain unadulterated lotions and creams for problem skin. The oatmeal bath was fabulous for dry Winter skin and the anti-itch cream with calamine and lidocaine stopped me from insanely scratching mosquito bites to infection. Now they are in the beauty market, and someone thought it was a fantastic idea to add artificial fragrance to stuff you put on your face. I tried it once, had to immediately wash it off my face, and then brought the bottle back to the pharmacy. Did a different company buy out the line? I used to also love Burt’s Bees, but their quality tanked when another company took it over. I’m thinking perhaps the same thing happened to Aveeno.
Aveeno contains petro products = carcinogenic. The company that took over Burt’s Bees was Chlorox. I wouldn’t touch any of it.
I was sad about the demise of Burt’s Bees. They eliminated some good products and reformulated others.
I didn’t know Clorox took over Burt’s Bees, ick. But my dermatologist used to tell me their stuff was utter crap.
That stinks!
I use Aveeno products, so that is a bummer to hear. My face loves the richness of their Ultra Calming face lotion and I really like their facial wipes. I can’t use anything too harsh on my face as far as cleansers go, and it took me a while to find a face wipe that wouldn’t over dry and strip my skin.
As I get it at Target, I figured it wasn’t “pure”, but I was kind of in blissful ignorance about the specifics.
Oh my wow…had no idea. Thx Deb. That’s scary
Jen, I am not water-lazy. I have to time my water consumption carefully. You would too if you relied upon public transportation to get to work.
……or if she worked.
Yes, so true. Been there for way too many years.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What a dull, shallow woman.
Why does she not take up some charity causes relating to water in 3rd world countries? Millions of people in the world do not have access to clean water. She could get involved with that, use some of the money she makes from Smart Water. Be productive.
Do something interesting beyond tan, yoga, tan, drink…..ugh.
Is that camel toe I can see? Ewwww?
I don’t mind her promoting her products but does she have to include Justin in every single promotion? It’s like she just has to mention that Justin is so supportive that he likes my products and advertises them for me etc. that look I have a man who likes to use the products I endorse so should you.
We get it Jen, you have a man who loves you ad supports you and takes care of himself by using your products.
But never mind – if Jen doesn’t name drop Justin, she will name drop other of her so called showbusiness friends. You know – to show the world that she is such a popular girls’ girl and have so many female friends who just love to use her products.
PS: jennifer also gave an interview to People saying that Justin is the best thing that has happened to her in her 40s. She also says that she loves the engagement ring and that the design is so her. But conveniently forgot that she said last year that the ring was a rock and that she is not a diamond girl but likes indian jewellery stuff. Another lie added to the resume – jennifer….
“I don’t mind her promoting her products but does she have to include Justin in every single promotion?”
*****************************************
Thats because justin is one of the products shes contracted to promote, duh.
(((Spittake!!!))) +1000 Lolol Words were never truer Dottie.
Plus it’s a way of periodically announcing they’re still ‘together,’ and by together I mean contractually obligated through 2015.
I don’t like this chick, but the Living Proof night cap (it was a gift) stuff is great! I have crazy curly hair and it leaves my hair so soft and bouncy. Now, back to trash talk…
I don’t hate her, but she’s soooo boring
I don’t need actors to talk about deep stuff, but I like for them to talk about their upcoming projects as well as this endorsement stuff
She looks rough in those pictures. Not flattering at all.
I know it not popular to like her, but she had great comedic timing on Friends. And I will forever love the episode of Ellen where they were acting out a fake soap opera scene and they surprised her by having her dad John Aniston on too. Her reaction to her dad was great.
I don’t mind her. She’s not my favorite actress, but I think she’s okay, and has been cute/funny in comedies.
I like Jen.
How would Jennifer know what products Justin uses? They don’t even live in the same state..Oh wait..that’s another one of her contracts.
Those eye drops she says shes addicted to are really bad as they cause rebound redness and long term use is bad for you. I’m surprised she uses them.
I need to use eye drops, otherwise my eyes look constantly red. So do my brother’s and our dad’s. My dr. explained to me that drops work using salt water. When the salt hits your eyes, your veins slam shut squeezing the blood out, which removes the redness from your eye. Eventually however, those same little veins will collapse and I will be using drops in my eyes every 6 times every 24 hours for the rest of my life. I now put up with the red eyes and pot jokes.
My older brother’s eyes look like pools of blood when he wakes up. Mine aren’t quite as bad and the effect only lasts a few minutes, but it’s trippy looking at my bro when he first wakes up.
I thought the vein constrictor was naphazoline.
Smartwater and Aveeno. Nothing new here. The toothbrush thing is a little nasty.
She looks fantastic in that first pic.
pmsl she looks chunky.
Everything she says sounds DUMB and shallow. Mindless words—what sort of emergency could possibly befall this couple-where they only have 1 toothbrush?? Please. Jen-give it a rest. Do some charity work-Feed the hungry-help the homeless–why does anyone want to read her opinion on water?
And if you believe she really uses Aveeno-you need a reality check.
Is this what her life has been reduced to? Shilling designer water and beauty products?
I think I lost a few brain cells reading that interview. Dear God, how does Justin stand being around her for more than five minutes at a time?
Well he does spend much of his time in a different state than she does…
She seems dull. And Goop is also dull. Brad ex are dull. What is Angie doing with a man that spend 8 years of his life with 2 dull women? I hope Angie has really change him.
If you look at what Brad has been doing lately, and what his exes have, I think the difference there is pretty clear
Uh, “I really enjoy the sensation of eyes burning” ?! I mean, who likes that!?!? I want to read more into that comment, but the simplest explanation — no spherical cow here — is that she’s a sadist.
I missed that lovely sentence of hers. She just says the most odd & stupid things.
Also she say ” Dr. Hauschka great lip balm and By Terry Rose Balm in the pot; it’s really gooey for bee stung lips.”
She wishes she had bee stung lips. Sorry Jen, they are still thin no matter how much of this you pile on.
I know what she means! I use the same eye drops and they burn like crazy. It “feels good” because you know it’s working. It turns your eyeballs paper white and gorgeous. I try not to use it all the time because I think it hurts your natural ability to lubricate your eyes.
I’m glad she likes the smell of the cologne that she made, cause I think she is the only one!!!!
Good for her! God knows when her last F**kable day will come- get everything while you can girl.
Quick question for contemplating our own navels- why do we care if she’s shilling products? I remember when Martha Ray sold us Exlax and polident. Brooke Shields wanted us to wear Jordache and breck shampoo. Any actress that can get ad work should- its easy money.
“Do you not know who I am you Celebitches? I’m JennifermotherpluckingAniston!!! I have the BEST hair and the BEST skin! Follow me! What do you mean I have never done anything of value? I went WITHOUT MAKEUP for a movie people!! Jeeze! I was THE bestest actress on Friends! I know that was a LONG time ago, but who cares! Brad left me! Remember? ME! Can you believe that? I mean…my hair, and my skin, and my water, and Cabo and my Handler association….WHATS NOT TO LOVE?!!!!! Forget my past plastic surgery, I’m deep! LOOK AT ME!
Yeah…and you forgot to stick justin somewhere in that rant. heh heh heh
And you forgot to mention a paid advertisement for her PERFUME as well!
Well, she has a job to do and she’s doing it, even if it is just extremely well-paid shilling. At forty-six, her Last F$&kable Day (thanks for reminding me, LA Juice!) according to those sucky Hollywood standards is quickly upon her. So if she isn’t going to transition into the Julianne Moore/Cate Blanchett league as she tried to do with “Cake,” she’s gotta do something. Can’t say I’d do it differently if I were in her shoes. She’s a brand, and she’s doing what’s necessary to keep it all going…..
I actually like the LP and Aveeno lines. Smartwater, not so much. I’m very partial to Fiji Water.
Why is she soooooooooo thirsty? She has all the money. Ability to travel the world & drinking margarita’s until she’s completely satisfied. Has ( i think ) a hot man piece. C’meOn now.
You all know she’s a chain-smoker right?
can’t read everything, but of course they do.