This is seriously what Mickey Rourke looks like these days. [Dlisted]
Colin Farrell is brutally honest about fame, success. [Gawker]
Alec Baldwin & Ireland share a “joke.” [Wonderwall]
Michelle Rodriguez has an amazing body. [Celebslam]
Recap of Love & Hip-Hop’s live studio audience episode. [Reality Tea]
Helen Mirren is everything, as always. [Buzzfeed]
Britney Spears is in Hawaii with her sons. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
The Bachelorette made her choice. [CDAN]
Lindsay Lohan is going to write a book, you guys. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kelly Clarkson covered Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space.” [ICYDK]
The Boy Scouts finally lifted their ban on gay Scout leaders. [The Frisky]
Lady Gaga’s beauty treatments seem excessive. [Seriously OMG WTF]
He doesn’t look like the same person. Did he get a face transplant? I’m really asking. lol
Same here. Dlisted is going on about the hair, but it’s the face! I don’t recognize him, maybe they made a mistake?? If not, then his doctors really screwed up this time.
This time? I think his doctors pranked him before.
Yeah I don’t think its him. He would have had to change his whole face. I looked through all the pictures and I don’t see it. Even with the sunglasses , the mouth, chin – all of it seems different. Plus this guy also looks slightly younger.
it is. compare the tattoo on his finger to older pics. incredible. how could he…
Really? Mickey Rourke? THE Mickey Rourke? The one who stuffed up his face with really bad plastic surgery before? That one? What happened? HOW? Wow.
It’s Wiggy Rourke! Seriously, I just google him and he really does look like this now. O_o
Just say no to plastic surgery!
This cannot be him right? This has to be a false ID..unless he did in fact get a face transplant..
Oh Mickey. You used to look like this. http://3oneseven.com/mickey-rourke-young-1988/
Holy cow, Batman! Lindsay’s writing a book. I wonder many boxes of crayons she’ll go through.
It looks as if he went in with pictures of other people and pointed out which feature from each one he wanted.
I thought nooooo can’t be him. That’s a completely different person. We’re being pranked or something.
Somewhere Renee Zellweger is looking at these photos and giving all of us the side-eye.
He looks like the guy from Nickelback!!!
Yes, Chad Kroeger, aka Avril Lavigne’s sugar daddy, I thought the same thing.
God, Rourke was SO SEXY in his youth, what a shame. 🙁
After he was boxing he had his face repaired because of all the damage and the surgeon botched it. Recently I thought I read that he said he was going to get things repaired that he didn’t like from before. Maybe this is eg repair!
Yeah I don’t really understand what’s happening here
This. I mean the real question is….are we SURE this isn’t Michael Phelps???
He looks like BOris Becker now, OMG
Wtf???
He looks like Vin Diesel and Joe Camel had a baby.
“Harpo, who dis human???”
Perfect. Just….perfect.
Joe Camel?!! LOL!!! I’m dying! I have tears
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
*falls over screaming laughing*
OMG
I can’t stop laughing.
Bahahahahahahahahahahaha
You’re bad.
oh my.
He looks likes Adam sandler as a Mickey rourke impersonator.
With Adam Sandler as the uncle?
Hilarious! From the looks of that wig, I think he took a KO punch from Ms. Sophia, too. But, honestly, I can’t believe that’s him. What happened to his nose?
YES! Hahahahaha!
Ahhhhhh!!!!!lololol joe camel, wasn’t that cig. Package with hidden penis nose???
Hah wow! You ain’t right 🙂
Convulsions!!! Joe Camel… So funny!!!
LMBAO.
Hahahahah. How did they even figure out it was him? That’s not even plastic surgery anymore, that’s like a straight up face transplant. People are F*ck up.
‘Joe Camel’–best comment of the fricking YEAR 😆😆😆😆😆
Where did he get that nose from?!?
WHY did he get it is more important????!!!!!
LOL!
THIS!
First example of “nose augmentation” I have ever seen in my life. This has to be some kind of joke. He looks hideous.
He’s a chameleon,ain’t he? I’m envious!
Holy shit. He looks like someone wearing a comedy mask.
Or one of the puppets from Spitting Image.
I don’t see anything of Mickey Rourke there, except maybe the mouth. He was great in Body Heat, in the early 80s–it’s astonishing to see what happened to him.
yeah; sad…and to think that once upon a time, he had the most gorgeous face, just pure gorgeous…
That’s exactly what I was going to write – he was hot in Body Heat!
Awful to see what’s happened to him. I’m not a professional, but I would guess a diagnosis of body dysmorphic disorder is not out of the question. Poor guy.
Yes! Body Heat. Voted the sweatiest movie ever on Cheers. Yep, the 80s.
Loved that movie. But, William Hurt was my guy in that movie.
Uhhhhh…whoa!
Mummy I’m confused!
He was so beautiful in the 80’s…. I can’t process.
I remember him in the Pope of Greenwich Village. He was the next DeNiro. He had that something. He squandered his considerable talent.
He would not even get work as a budget Mickey Rourke impersonator now, what has he done? I am scared, hold me.
I thought it was Havier Bardem at first.
Havier with an H!!! 😂😂😂😂 thats jilarious!!
!!
lol lol lol.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That “Havier” make me laugh so loud… 😀
This post is making me laugh so much, each comment just adds more to it. I’m crying!:D
I audibly gasped at the photo. WTF?
So a truthful Lohan memoir? I would read. What it will be though is the delusional rantings of a professional victim scolding Hollywood for rejecting it’s greatest treasure. Or it’s a selfie book. Either way, no way.
He looks like Chuck Norris, having a bad everything day.
Chuck Norris is so mighty, when he headbutts someone he leaves an imprint of his face! Also, Chuck Norris doesn’t have bad days.
It was either that or Dee Snider rocking the feathered look circa 1977.
Plus Chuck Norris was at the forefront of having gay men being dangerous to the Boy Scouts. So in my eyes, half looks like Chuck and at other angles, Dee Snider.
I thought I was looking at Chuck Norris, too.
How?? in what Sorcerer’s Dream is that Mickey Rourke???
The nose is so different.
I just went down a rabbit hole while google imaging him. Sigh. I actually feel really bad making fun of him….he obviously has some very serious issues.
I’d feel bad if he wasn’t such an awful person.
Saying the nose is different isn’t making fun of him, it’s a fact.
O M G please stop with the plastic surgery everybody! He really looks like he had a full facial transplant: ( Dr. Cohen and his daughter did an amazing study of the thousands of microexpressions humans recognize and that is why even with botox and fillers people look so drastically different. Love yourselves as you are♡
He looks like Sergio Ramos crossed with Michael Weston- which is rather odd, to say the least.
LOL, these comments crack me up and about sum up what I was coming to say!
How in God’s name is THAT Mickey Rourke!!???
At this point, you have to find a reason to hate on Colin Farrell.
Mickey, I have no words for you.
Yep, Colin Farrell is some kind of wonderful.
I guess I’m alone in that Mickey looks better- except- except- I can’t process the hair issue. Whut?? I guess it’s either hair plugs or weaves or a a straight up wig? Who would do that do a nice guy…no one deserves to go out in public in scathing daylight with such a mess of a head…. Otherwise he looks much better. I loved him in the wrestler, so I think of him as a character I can’t hate on
He was so young, hot and cute in Body Heat (granted, 1981 was a long time ago). And I bet he’d still be a cutie today with his naturally aged looks. We’ll never know, of course.
He was a “find” in Bodyheat” (good movie, BTW) I do wonder how he would have aged w/o the boxing & surgery
(good movie, BTW)
One of my favorites, Snappyfish! And yeah, he got terrific reviews in a small part & the sky was the limit for him at that time. He is excellent in the film.
Looks like Chaz Dean 10 years from now.
Bwahaaaaa!
I was watching Body Heat one day and Mickey had a small role. I forgot how handsome he really was.
He was a wonderful actor. It reminded of Mongomery Clift , James Dean and Marlon Brando. Mickey was the last of the method acting generation.
Now its just a bunch of pretty boys sulking.
You’re forgetting DeNiro and Pacino.
OMG he was SOoO hot in 9 1/2 Weeks … Mmmmm- mmmmmm.
WTF happened?!?
Every time someone mentions that scrappy Fifty Shaded of Grey I want to pull my hair and yell go rent 9 1/2 weeks.
That is an erotic movie I could rewatch… yep. I haven’t seen the 50 shades movie. I thought it would be fun to watch Dornan in the Fall first for extra ero-fun. It’s particular interesting he plays a psycho with mommy issues with a fetish for dark haired women…
I googled the tattoos and yep that’s Mickey
That isn’t Mickey. The bone structure, nose, jawline, teeth, lips, body shape…….none of those match Mickey.
This type of before and after reminds me of a friend who found out that her real dad is Puerto Rican. Ever since then, she’s been peppering her speech with a Caribbean/Jamaican accent. Whenever she does it, we all (myself included) get real still & quiet.
1. WTF?
2. Those accents don’t even sound the same.
3. Where did you pick that up?
4. Why?
With the exception of #2, all apply to Mickie Rourke.
Geez this guy used to be so hot. See what plastic surgery can do to one? How sad it doesn’t remotely look like him anymore. Go back and look at him back in the day when he did Diner.
He looks EXACTLY like Rachel Zoe’s husband.
Wait. What? I don’t……what? I am at a loss for words…..
If this is an open post than I would like to take this opportunity to thank some of the celebitchy readers here.
I have been exceptionally tired. Sleeping 12 hours a night, could barely walk 200 yards.
The Benadryl comments on the Cosby threat, made me check my hay fever medication. Turns out they are different than last years ones. I have stopped taking them now and the tiredness is gone. So thank you.
Wow
I took Benadryl once and slept 15 hrs.
I also can’t take any P.M. meds like Tylenol P.M. I was out for most of the weekend when I took it.
I once took Tylenol P.M. mistaking them for pre menstrual pills. I pretty much passed out at work, and my boss had to drive me home.
Remember how cute he was in Diner.
I see he asked for the “Michael Phelps”. That face doesn’t suit him.
You see it too??? All I could think of was Micheal Phelps. And Mickey-sooo sad. We’ll always have Body Heat and Diner!
Well, Michael Phelps *is* known for his face, right?
I thought it was Michael Phelps in a blond wig.
What in the ever-kiving f***???!!!!! he looks like Chaz Dean the stylist. Google the dude.Ffs. stsy away from the ps.What a tragedy.
His nose is completely different. Sad thing is, if you google a pic of him before ALL the surgery…he was adorable!
And yet he seems pleased to be recognized.
Shia LaBeouf, this will be you in 20 years if you don’t get your mental health issues handled.
It’s the nose. It’s TOTALLY different. A friend of mine is a personal trainer at a gym that Mickey used to train at in NYC–supposedly he told them he does a bunch of films then blows it on gambling, girls, and apparently changing his ENTIRE FACE (the face part I made up).
HEre’s the rabbit hole…drugs, boxing, facial reconstruction. I think he lived with terrible plastic reconstruction for years, and now he’s trying to find his old face. Honestly, his face loks much better, but it’s just the tuhairable hair.
I thought it was Tim Allen.
On a Mickey Rourke post a while back, somebody said he originally had to have plastic surgery because he took up boxing for a while and completely messed up his face. He quit the boxing, but apparently he can’t quit the surgery — because he has definitely had way too much.
He starting boxing again.He fought in Russia at age 62.
No way in hell that’s him. That guy isn’t even the same size. The nose is completely different too. No way.
It is him,that particular picture is a bad angle.Purepeople.com has better shots of him taken on July 9th.He has the same bag and he his carrying his small dog.Getty images also had different pics.
I just googled older pictures of him and,wow! He was so handsome. This is the result of low self esteem,it’s the same thing that happened with vivica fox. I just have to shake my head and think,what do they see in the mirror,to do themselves like that.
What the hell is wrong with this man?
Witness Protection Program
Who protects everyone seeing the new Mickey? 😁
He looks like Adam Sandler…that’s a completely different face, and I think he literally got a nose transplant, because I remember his nose was practically gone…
Adam Sandler in Don’t Mess with the Zohan.
Are ya’ll sure that’s him?
Yes, just watch the video clip from a movie he did last year, around 1.00 minute you’ll see his name… War pigs official trailer on youtube
buahh
link posted downthread
I’m in a state of total shock…
Here’s an interview with him, he looks awful… and he used to look so beautiful and hot…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=44&v=IMgarHX_DOk
His last movie… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVWxC4pYI_I
The sweater he is wearing looks like a girl’s size. Seriously, I’m getting some serious Bruce Jenner pre-caitlyn vibes. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he liked to cross-dress and beyond. Or meth. Just saw him in Spun, very convincing.
He has been loking like this for few months people. There were pictures of him in Russia I think. But his face got even worse from that time. Its like its melting.
I think he looks better here than in The Expendables at least, less cheshire cat-like. The hair is terrible but the face is somehow an improvement.
Wowsers! Pics of him without the sun glasses show some traces of the old Mickey, but the surgeries over the years and the numerous injuries have wrecked havoc with his appearance.
Omg. I was thinking he looks like Joe Dirt & the dude from Twisted Sister had a love child.
Looks more like Sully Erna’s less attractive brother in a bad wiglet.
I never would have guessed that is Mickey Rourke. The face bears no resemblance!
He looks like Travis Cloke: http://s.afl.com.au/staticfile/AFL%20Tenant/Collingwood/Player%20Profiles/2015%20-%20Profiles/CLOKE%20Travis.png
C’mon, thats not him; thats Val Kilmer!
My first impression-seriously-is that this guy need a Utlikilt to complete his look.
He looks like a Neanderthal:
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002183237/325078907_adult_male_neanderthal_xlarge.jpeg
I think he looks like Boris Becker on crack. hahah. Monsignor Crack-Becker!