Here’s the cover of the new issue of Haute Living, with Lucifer’s Homegirl Kris Jenner on the cover. This cover disturbs me. The look in her eye says “It’s good to make a pact with Satan” and her BotoxFace says “HEEEEELPP MEEEEEE, she’s trying to emote smugness and it’s painful!!!!!” As for the interview, it actually reminds me of the profile Satan got his girl in the New York Times back in March of this year – it’s almost as if really legitimate media outlets have just given up and accepted that Kris Jenner is now A Celebrity In Her Own Right. I guess we should all make pacts with Lucifer. Some highlights:
All the blessings: “Sometimes I just pinch myself because I feel completely blessed at all we have accomplished.”
The girls learned about fashion from Kris: “When I was young, I loved shopping at a store on Rodeo Drive called Lina Lee. Shopping there made me feel so special. The girls grew up playing in my closet—trying on my shoes, etc. Now the tables have turned. They have introduced me to amazing talents. It’s a whole new world and I love seeing up-and-coming designers— I love seeing people succeed.”
Her Chanel addiction: “I’m the biggest Chanel fan and have been for over 30 years. I love Karl Lagerfeld and appreciate all he has accomplished. [Kendall] walked out in the finale as the bride with Karl himself and I thought—‘Life doesn’t get better than this!’ I was so proud of her—my heart swelled.”
Whether she considers herself a tastemaker: “No, I don’t. But I believe that, no matter how old you are, a woman can look amazing. As you age, the body changes, and sometimes women give up.”
She’s still obsessed with Costco: “Oh, my goodness, I am obsessed with Costco! We do runs at least twice a week. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. Costco is my favorite store.”
Her motto (seriously): “First God, then family, then everything else.”
Her cookbook, In the Kitchen With Kris: “I wrote it for my kids so that they know our favorite family recipes and for nostalgia sake. They call me constantly anyway to ask about recipes, so I thought I would write this family cookbook. Right now, I love to grill. Today I went to Williams-Sonoma and got some vegetable grillers for the barbecue. I love to throw a bunch of asparagus on the grill with salmon and then make a big salad.”
She does juice cleanses: “I live by the 80-20 rule: 80 percent of the time you eat really healthy and 20 percent you treat yourself. But every once in a while it’s good to cleanse.”
She worries about the media: “I worry about my grandchildren because the Internet can be brutal. What makes someone so evil and angry that they would say the cruelest things about another human being? I raised my kids kind of old-fashioned—if you don’t have something nice to say, then don’t say it at all. I teach love, acceptance, and tolerance. People hide behind ‘freedom of speech.’ That’s what you are going to hide behind? I sometimes think that this generation is lacking in decency,” adding that “I’m strong enough and have a pretty thick skin, but when people go after my kids, I just hit block-delete, block-delete. It’s my mantra.”
On Caitlyn: “I just want everyone that I love in my family and in my life to be happy, and so my wish for Caitlyn is that she finds her joy.”
On Kourtney leaving Scott Disick: “She’s kind of my hero right now—she makes good decisions. She always puts her children first and is accepting, loving, and dedicated to her family—she doesn’t get easily ruffled. This situation has made me realize how strong she is.”
There’s a lot of ass-kissing in the magazine article, like Kris is constantly referred to as a “woman of substance” and “ambitious” and much, much more. While I agree that Kris in ambitious, driven and a very savvy businesswoman, it also feels so… empty. There’s shockingly little substance when it comes to Kris, and it’s become a family trait. As for Kris bitching about the media and how people hide behind “freedom of speech”… is she joking? It’s well-known that Kris and her whole clan have constantly worked with the tabloids to create soap opera-like narratives to enhance their reality show storylines (which are also faked half the time, if not more). And listening to Kris complain about the lack of decency is… um, I have no words. As for “First God, then family, then everything else”… who is she kidding?
Photos courtesy of Haute Living.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (Gasping for air) hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
OMG…I had this same response. This woman either has no self-awareness, or she is delusional. This is Lena Dunham level trolling.
Delusion. Self-delusion.
+ 1 zillion.
One of the rare times my mouth actually did fall open at something I read.
Words fail. Clearly her “definition” of decency is not the same as the rest of the world.
Mr L: “what’s the matter?”
Me: “—————!”
She didn’t say that??? Dumbfounded! I can’t think of anything to say to that! Duh!
^hahahaha^.
It only took the title to make me chuckle. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
me too, Iiterally laughed out loud when I read the headline. She reinvented the word decency…she trampled on the original meaning, had her daughter pee on it before the cameras and defined it as the lowest denominator on the shame spectrum …all in defiance of satan and his crew.
Not enough likes in the world!
Incredible, right??!!!!????!!
She is completely without shame.
+1
No joke….I was just going to comments to write the exact same thing ADM.
My thoughts exactly. Satan must provide some really good acid at his Sunday brunches, because this woman is triiiippiiin.’
Wait… Didn’t she start the trend of indency??
Amen amen amen. THIS is so RICH! Coming from a woman who capitalized her daughter getting peed on and now sells their every move to anyone who would watch!
oh MY GAWD, how is this world…how is this world..
I’ve read a few times here about Kim getting peed on but can’t seem to find a reference for it. Is there a tape of her getting peed on out there somewhere and I just can’t find it?
I would be reacting like that if I could hoist my jaw up off the floor.
“Decency”. Right.
That word doesn’t mean what she thinks it means
Right?? I’m glad I was already sitting when I read the headline.
Dito .I think I just died!!
I take her assessment on lacking decency as an expert opinion.
I’m now hospitalized. My reaction this morning gave me a stroke. I kid, I kid…but seriously, Satan’s ho-bag? I so hope she reads Celebitchy comments!
Somebody on one of her social media accounts needs to post her this thread’s link.
Shame. Less.
My eyes rolled out of their sockets onto the floor. Excuse me while I check if they are now under the couch…
She’s clearly trolling us
pimp mama depends k trying to stay relevant
Ditto. ROTFL to the n-th power.
Well, now we know where Kim got her penchant for lying about every single thing.
Thank you for saying exactly what I came here to say. To that I will add:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, seriously? I can’t believe the gall of this woman. She doesn’t even know the meaning of decency. What a delusional narcissist.
She’s vile and her entire family is utter garbage. They’re a disease.
Looooooool – I didn’t even read the article and only read the title and only stopped laughing to write this comment😂
Shes trolling right?
Pot, meet kettle
I’ve never understood how older people can criticize the next generation after themselves when THEY raised the next generation…you raised us so we obviously learned from you???
Ha, very good point. So true.
Yeah, that is an excellent point.
Always always always. There’s a text by Socrates I think that bemoans the awfulness of the next generation. “Kids these days” seems be as old as human civilization, yet every generation thinks they invented it.
Maybe that’s part of the reason why? I mean, people raise the next generation, then the next generation has the nerve to do things a little differently. Maybe it threatens people or annoys them when their “raising” is ignored?
who’s gonna buy this magazine ?? dont tell me
….but, honey, it’s so HAUTE!! 😉
HahahahahahahHahaHAAAAAA Agreed!!
…what a pants load!!!!!! And I am sorry but in this photo she looks like a person amply rewarded for interrogating innocent people with wires and eye picks for Putin.
Their teenage fan base. I honestly believe they are the only people who care about this family and they go out of their way to support them.
The woman who promoted her daughter’s sex tape is concerned about decency?
……wait, she did WHAT?!
(I’ve never watched an episode of their show but I do know Kim got famous off a sex tape……but I am pretty sure endorsing it is NOT a motherly response!)
Demon Mother also pushed Kim into doing Playboy, if we can believe the show. Kim was expressing doubts, mom was telling her to go for it, repeating Hugh Hefner’s lie that Marilyn Monroe posed for Playboy. Actually, when Marilyn was so broke she was about to be evicted, she posed for nude photographs and after she became famous, the photographer sold them to Playboy. Almost destroyed her career (she wanted to be taken seriously as an actress and posing nude was not the way to go in those days) and her studio was in a tither trying to figure out how to do damage control. But Marilyn decided to be honest about why she had posed for such pictures in the first place, so apparently she survived although it was very embarrassing for her.
WHAT.
Sit down, Kris.
Ambition is great. Ambition to be rich and famous and selling your soul, and the souls of your family to get there? Not so much.
She’s the worst, and I think she knows it and doesn’t care.
Her kids are the rudest, most perverted bunch of morons I’ve ever seen.
Yep…and she made them that way and encourages it on a daily basis. She gave her youngest daughter to a rapper at the tend of age of 16 because she didn’t want to parent. And then there is Kim…Klhoe and well no words for those two.
Hello, Pot.
Hi, Pot, Kettle says DAMN that woman! Golden showers are decent?!?!
+1000
what golden showers? did i miss something? i feel so out of the loop!!
She’s full tilt crazy.
“Lacking in decency.”
Yes. Well.
She would know.
Better make some more coffee and get comfortable. The comments on this are going to be classic!!!
When I think of the past and think of women who were role models to young girls I think of Jacqui O, Sylvia Plath, Germaine Greer, Brigitte Bardot and Simone de Beauvoir, to name a few.
All interesting and bonkers and original and kooky. Now we have these narcissistic morons hogging the airwaves wherever you look. Bummer. Massive.
+1000000000000000. It’s really sad but it’s exactly as you said.
Genuinely asking, but what has Jackie O done to be a role model, apart from marrying rich men?
And Brigitte Bardot… Sure, she got politically active later in life, but won’t she always be most famous for her body and her bed hair?
@Franca, excellent point about Jackie O. Her and her sister Lee Radziwill make me nauseous with their open admission that they chased money their whole lives.
Brigitte Bardot? Who wants a role model like that? I remember her saying that the three biggest treasures in a woman’s life are “her heart, her HAIR” and something else I can’t recall. And that just right after saying how wiser she became with time, lol.
I agree w Franca & Naddie: Exactly what have Jackie O and Brigitte Bardot done to make them worthy of being female role models? Heidi, you DO know that all Jackie O did was marry 2 very wealthy men, being a consummate gold digger? And Brigitte Bardot is a vapid, vain, narcissistic and untalented actress who was in movies long ago solely for the reason that she was, once, very beautiful. Being a gold digger and a “sex symbol” are hardly things I’d want my own daughter to aspire to…hardly admirable role models. Even Sylvia Plath, while I think she was a genius poet, is NOT someone I’d want young women attempting to emulate: committing suicide at 30 years old, leaving her 2 children behind. Interesting you consider these women to be good role models.
Brigitte Bardot is a vociferous campaigner for animal rights now, and that is the only nice thing that can be said about her.
(let’s leave aside for a moment that she uses her animal activism as an excuse to be a nasty racist to human beings)
Whenever I think ‘role model’ I think of this wonderful woman:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Sheppard
I hope Sylvia Plath is not too much of a role model. After all, she committed suicide.
I think reading The Bell Jar scarred me for life (any young posters on here, I suggest not reading it until you’re at least 20).
There have always been vacuous pointless people who got more than they were due in life. The Internet means we just see more of them but of you look there’s also lots more about the people who are worthy of admiration, again just as there always has been. Human nature likes to love to hate though which is why articles here about the Klan get many many more times the number of comments than those about something worthy.
she is really looking like Michael in these pictures…
They really smoothed her face out here. She is aging horribly. She’s not even 60 years old and she looks 75 when she isn’t photoshopped.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/f81a6a6ce8025eac0bc3c6469fc6dd63/tumblr_nnw5qfiYSv1qzy531o1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/7e214edce0d348f01f422e1c5abd167c/tumblr_noawdrNrms1qzy531o1_500.jpg
PULL THE LEVER KRONK!
YIKES!!! I take that back. Sorry Michael! She looks like a demon!
Stone the flamin’ crows!!!!
Far out …
But … is that talcum powder she’s applied to her hairline temples? It can’t be grey hair as it’s actually on the skin …
For all the plastic surgery she’s had done, it’s a wonder (to me) why she’s never had her wonky nose fixed up (it needs fattening above the nostrils).
Aside from her make-up being too heavily applied (it looks like stage make-up), the tones are all wrong – whomever applied it should have used three different tones because in areas such as above her lips and her forehead the colour’s all wrong. The eyes are WAY too dark and dangling earrings do absolutely nothing for her. Her lips look blistered, but the effect is probably just due to over-application. Ugh. Mess!!!
PS: If I was her cosmetologist / skincare therapist, I’d be recommending a course of skinbiotics to get all that inflammation under control, and insisting on her not wearing any cosmetics for a month. Therein lies her main problem – I doubt she never goes without make-up.
She’s a good looking lady for the most part but her excessive use of cosmetics is not working in her favour. I question how often she has botox based on the very prominent horizontal dent across her chin in one of the photos.
Oh, dear God!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!! There’s not enough bleach in the world to unsee those! Oh why, oh why did I click??!
Please edit to put a MUCH sterner warning label on your post! 😜😘
WHO pays to have THAT done to them!??
Don’t drink coffee while you look at these.
I googled “Kris Jenner without makeup”:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3067132/Kris-Jenner-looks-drastically-arrives-NYC-make-free.html
And a “food allergy” picture:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2167523/Kris-Jenners-horror-wakes-swollen-trout-pout-suffering-food-allergy.html
Aaaaaghhh, my eyes are bleeding!!!!!!!!
I thought Demon Mother looked fine in the Daily Mail pics with no makeup. That’s how real people her age look, and she looks good.
I had always thought she looked terribly plastic, but she doesn’t look plastic without the makeup. So after seeing these photos, I now think the plastic look actually isn’t due to surgery but is instead due to the type of makeup she uses, trying to look young.
I didn’t like the snarky way the Daily Mail talked about her without makeup. It not only was uncalled for, it wasn’t true. Have they never seen a real woman without makeup before? She’s an awful person, but a good-looking woman without the mask. No wonder so many women feel they can’t go out the door without a few layers on their face. Perception seems so distorted now.
Kris is an embarrassing reflection on the older generation and the embodiment of lacking decency. As the saying goes, “If that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black.”
WHY is she covered in (probably very expensive) cheap looking satin and mesh? I hate shiny satin.
Anyway this is a horrible cover with a mediocre “cover star” and the interview? BLAH.
It is interesting how her son Rob was not mentioned at all.
Not surprising, since she hardly noticed him when he was sitting right in front of her. Now he’s out of sight, out of mind. If he’s smart, he will keep it that way.
She’s so full of it.
“as you age, the body changes”
Especially if you have multiple surgeries, lifts, injections, peels etc etc etc.
So, so many contradictions in one article!
Sit your lying, hypocritical, botoxed behind back down you narcissistic, delusional famous for releasing your own DAUGHTER’s sex tape and building an empire on it and calling that old-fashioned hard word excuse for a mother. You let your 16 year-old sleep with a 25 year old man, staged a fake marriage for your oldest daughter, encourage your girls to plasticize and surgically puff up or cut down every inch of their bodies, let them stop their educations in eight grade, sell your children’s privacy and sel-esteem and very souls for money and you DARE to say the next generation is lacking in decency? Lacking in decency? Really? Because they what? Emulate YOU and your daughter’s shallow anything for money “work ethic?” Your children spend their every waking hour taking pictures of themselves and dressing. That’s their shallow, empty, soulless life. Or are people lacking in decency because they notice that you are the worst mother who ever dared to call herself a mother and they say so?
You may not have noticed but I found her interview annoying.
Enough sugar coating, please tell us what you really think.
Perfect and epic rant GNAT. Well done!
Giving you a standing ovation.
goodnames, she is THE POSTER CHILD of a generation lacking in decency, lol.
*slow claps GNAT*
Perfect comment sis. Absolutely perfect.
Spot on. Who the eff does she think she’s kidding?
Love it, you said it all
Kendall] walked out in the finale as the bride with Karl himself and I thought—‘Life doesn’t get better than this!’ I was so proud of her—my heart swelled.” ummmm, can picture all the babies in war torn could tries dying while this bitch life cannot get better? Health?!?!
The whole decency thing, I wonder if the interviewer kept a straight face. What is decent about Kim on the cover of a mag showing us her full nudity, or a 16 yr old sleeping with 25 yr olds? Decency, wish I had her in front of me, sit her down, and smack the stupid out of her. Lol
Not to mention – THIS is the moment where she thinks “life doesn’t get any better?” A daughter walking the runway in a fancy dress? And not, for instance, actually spending time with her family, or the births of assorted grandchildren, or even her kids getting married/coming of age?
But then, it shows you where her priorities are.
**standing ovation!!**
You win the internets today GNAT!
Give it a couple of decades and all of this will be forgotten. They have money and in this day and age, money thrumps everything else.
I am legitimately worried that the Kardashians will pull a Kennedy and become some sort of storied name. With all their revisionist history and traditional media outlets “giving up” against the Kardashian onslaught I seriously think it might happen.
@Franca, I totally agree.
@Lynnie, they already are some storied name. Most of us hate it, but the media doesn’t lie. If people weren’t totally enveloped in their every move, they wouldn’t be everywhere we look. At the end of the day we’re really all guilty as a society. Even myself. The majority of us cannot stand them and want to voice our disgust but attention is still attention. People continue to click the links, watch the show, buy whatever they sell, buy into the gossip. Society keeps them afloat, even if only out of disgust or because it’s the head in the road that no one can look away from because they’re so raunchy, classless, and appalling. They’ve broken records on social media, changed a lot of things about society, singlehandedly made reality TV not only massively successful but a pop culture phenomenon. We all wish they would go away but the likelihood that they will is slim.
I honestly believe at this point that they have more people paying attention to them out of total disgust than their actual fanbase. Click on any link to a story about them and it’s always full of comments about how disgusting and disgraceful they are, but it’s still attention and it keeps them relevant. It also goes to show how gross they are as people–it’s not enough that they’ve already made more money than they could ever spend in a lifetime, they live for the attention even if it’s from people who are horrified by them and think they’re the scum of the earth.
GNAT, you said it all. This woman is shameless.
Take me to church, GNAT, I’ll testify. Yaaaaaaas.
Sometimes I love you. This is one of those times.
GNAT, you brought a little tear to my eye with your glorious description of of the Monster Mother. She is so cold-blooded in her search for fame and wealth that I wonder if she is part reptile and her children were actually hatched from eggs she laid under the Hollywood sign.
Hahahahah your comment about egg hatching is hilarious 😀 and possibly true!
Also GNAT you receive infinity claps!!
Standing ovation/clapping! Perfectly said GNAT! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I think you forgot the fact that she had multiple affairs. Talk about a lack of decency.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Bravo!
Preach GNAT! I love it when you get all riled up.
Kris talking about decency? Amazing.
This. So often fewer words just say it all.
I think the most revealing aspect about what she values is how she’s raised her children. Despite all the wealth, only one of them (Kourtney) even has a college education. She hasn’t taught her children–the girls in particular!–to value their minds. They all value their bodies and find their worth there. The worst is that they equate success with money. No. Success lies in valuable work: what you contribute to society, what you do with your mind and your skill.
Kourtney has a college education? She and the one who is a model (I can’t keep all their names straight) are the only ones who don’t actively annoy me.
The one who is a model annoys me the most.
So does her forgotten son Rob. Bob KarTrashian’s window payed for his college education as well. There is a reason this coven is suing her for those journals Bob left behind where he had some very harsh words for Kris and Kim. She said only Klhoe came to see Bob while he was dying. I would love to read his journals!
I found it particularly sad when the model one (who is only getting jobs because of her Kartrashian connection anyway, now that Kanye unfortunately legitimised them) said in some interview about modelling “well, what else could I have done?”
And this is coming from the daughter of an Olympic champion athlete…….even if you don’t go to college, there are other things to aspire to, but this family seems to have no notion of it.
I actually think Kourtney is the only one with any brains in the family. Yes, she is intelligent, and ‘Dash’ is essentially her business as she does most of the work behind it … sure, Khloe dabbles in it too, but Kourtney does all the ‘hard stuff’. Kim does bugger all.
Kourtney started their very first dabble into retail with her mother, with their store ‘Smooch’ (which is no longer operating; and it’s that which we used to see on the show in the first series – Kris used to work behind the counter).
Kourtney is a smart cookie – despite spending more than seems sensible on her latest home, she does appear to be relatively financially astute – moreso than her sisters and brother. There are even rumours about Kris living on credit … believe what you will, but I think Kourtney will be the only one out of the lot of them with a solid career and healthy bank balance when this all comes to an end.
Poor Costco. Or is it Kostko?
“First God, then family, then everything else.” Really? Isn’t more like “Satan first, money second and f**k everything else” with this soul sucking piranha? And SHE is going to complain about this generation lacking decency? Is it April Fool’s already? She can’t be this delusional. If anything she and her offspring have helped in the decline of decency. PMK wouldn’t recognize decency if it walked up to her and smacked her in that over Botoxed face of hers.
I just can’t.
Exactly. It just goes to show how much they actually believe their own lies and bullsh*t. Delusional.
Yep. God is a subjective and personal concept. Her definition is something along the lines of money, greed, ambition, plastic surgery and all the other things she worships….followed, in her words, by family.
First ‘God’ because don’t they own (for lack of a better term) their own church, to which they make ‘charitable donations’ (i.e., line their own pockets and get tax rebates for)? The clues are all in the wording 😉
She wasn’t specific about which god she was referring to.
her fake smile makes me sick…and half of her kids have it
Exactly. Money is her God.
There is no doubt she has the skill of turning garbage into money making flowers or should I say stink weeds. She speaks poetically about the love for her children and grandchildren yet sets such a low standard by acting as though she is one of them. She rewarded Kim’s promiscuity with that tv show and seems in awe and threatened by her at the same time. I won’t even mention the mess that her youngest daughter is probably through the fault of Kris’ narcissistic nature to allows her daughters to come across as vamps. Kris’ ex-husband is now a woman, now there is some karma with that Special K for you.
She’s a disgusting excuse for a mother! How dare her complain about the media when her entire family has been whored out in front of cameras. She’s a pig!!!
This is like Donald Trump complaining about this generation’s lack of racial sensitivity….
No…? He really said it ?!
Actually, Kris, most of the younger generation are decent people. It’s just those kids you raised that aren’t.
Someone make her go away, and take her black eyeliner with her.
You’re so right. I know so many teens/young adults who are such great people, earnest and hardworking. Her kids are the absolute opposite of what I’d want my kids to aspire to.
So when her girls were young she taught them to shop.
Ugh.
She has such a hard, two-bit look to her, no matter how she poses and preens.
Lot lizard look.
LOL!
The woman is VILE…the comments here. PRICELESS.
I’m generally a Kardashian apologist….but not with her. This woman makes my skin crawl…
she was pushing kourtney a couple seasons ago to marry Scott, after Kourtney had repeatedly told her that wasn’t their plans…she goes and tells some pastor about it, then at a family event smugly confronted kourtney telling her that pastor so and so agrees with me that you need to do what God wants…etc etc…
This is the same woman who broke up her own marriage via her own infidelity AND then had the dude she cheated with in her show as a storyline!!!! While she was still married to Bruce, she was talking about how she needed closure and actually went to meet this guy and was flirting hardcore with him. Decency?!??!?
She is the worst.
And there was that time while she was married to Bruce when she wanted to change her name back to Kardashian “for business reasons.” She is a shameless pig.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Ok, I’ll read the article, maybe it’s not so bad and – Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
She’s obviously sat there waiting to be crowned Queen of Delusion 2015.
Bless this article and the good laugh it gave me!!
And here I always thought decent people didn’t wear see-thru clothing and over sexualize every aspect of their lives. Oh Kris, you are a fountain of deep wisdom! Thank you for showing me the error of my ways!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
I did a double take when I saw that headline.
She has a point about people hiding behind their computer screens to say anything, but she has no leg to stand on where decency is concerned.
I’d just like to note that she doesn’t need to TRY to emote smugness. It oozes naturally from every pore.
What kind of rag is this Haute (“u” superfluous here) magazine to feature PMK, slimeball parent of the millennium, as the ‘Empress of Power’ ? Seriously, my eyes hurt from the enormous force of the spontaneous eye rolling.
All the comments here are fabulous, particularly GNAT. I channeled Westley and Vizzini in “The Princess Bride” and just wanted to say to Kris, “I don’t think that word means what you think it means.”
Oh Snap. Good one.
Bitch needs to take several seats.
Kris as a Mother reminds me of how Kim Richards Mother is said to have been. Kim K is Kim Richards clone. Its no accident that they only fall for rappers and athletes. Kris taught them to go after money! She also taught them when that marriage is done you burn that bridge. This is a disgustingly shallow family who will attach their name to anything for a fee.They are always in search of the perfect chump goose that will hand them another golden egg!
Surely she is trolling us.
+1
In my opinion,it was difficult for the journalist to stay serious in front of KK
Oh, come on… She’s got to be trolling, right? What she’s criticizing is literally what they make their living from.
She has to be. I mean…. a lecture from Kris Jenner about decency??
“Sometimes I think my children are lacking in decency, which I failed to teach them.”
Fixed it for you, Kris.
+10000
I wonder if she really believes what she says, or she’s lying. Or maybe both. I’m just thinking how terrible it must be to have a mother like that.
The funniest part of all this is that her and her family are the largest contributors to the downfall of society at the moment. Here is a woman who sold her own daughter’s sex tape for profit and built an empire off of it, wrote a book detailing her sordid affairs while married to the father of four (or three) of her children, two of her daughters have been married on camera for “very special episodes.” She religiously name drops Nicole Brown Simpson and the OJ trial for no reason other than to show that she was close to famous people. She has turned the other cheek and allowed her 17-year-old daughter to run around with some half-assed rapper that is too old for her. Kim, her “favorite daughter” has been married THREE TIMES and she isn’t even 35-years-old! What the hell does this hag know about decency? Give me a break.
I am guilty of hate watching the show. I have seen with my own eyes that this woman and her daughters have literally been filmed with their feet in stirrups at the gynecologist’s office. Kris Jenner admitted on camera that she has an incontinence issue and peed her pants in an episode. There is video of Kylie swinging on a stripper pole in Bruce and Kris’ bedroom at about 10-years-old.
The instances of HER and her family being completely void of any morals or class and completely lacking any decency are countless.
The cognitive dissonance is unreal. I guess that happens when you sell your soul, and that of all your daughters (except maybe Kendull – who might actually make herself a legit career).
Why the eff does she need to shop at Costco for? She lives ALONE !
toilet paper, for all the shit they spew……….
The world has gone to hell.
She looks like Adam Lambert! No offense to Adam Lambert. LOL.
kris´¨God¨, perhaps lives waaaaaay down south, in a hot hot place, where she can do all her bbqing she likes, when she gets there.
Gee Kris – thanks for the great and humorous fantasy piece. Now back to reality and return to the ditch you crawled out of.
When I first read the headline I though, “Seriously? Is Kris Jenner going to be yet another celebrity to lecture us young folk on traditional values like ‘modesty’ and old-fashioned womanhood when she hasn’t lived up to it herself? (not to mention her family). I have no problem with people rejecting or even trampling on that values system- most of the time, I’ll defend it. But what I don’t like is when people decide, “I’m going to reject those repressive values but then judge, lecture, and shame the hell out of others who do the same.” Sort of like Bristol Palin, or that homophobic senator who got caught having sex with another man.
I don’t think Kris should have used the word ‘decency’ to make her point- she should have used another word like kindness, tolerance, or empathy, but I do agree 100% with what she said here: ““I worry about my grandchildren because the Internet can be brutal. What makes someone so evil and angry that they would say the cruelest things about another human being? I raised my kids kind of old-fashioned—if you don’t have something nice to say, then don’t say it at all. I teach love, acceptance, and tolerance. People hide behind ‘freedom of speech.’ That’s what you are going to hide behind?”
I agree with your final paragraph.
I’ve read some mightily shocking comments online about the infants which is just disgusting – don’t bring them into it; they haven’t chosen this life for themselves.
By “God”, she clearly means “money”. And she’s whored out her entire family to get it.
LOL!! 😀 From a woman who birthed the clan she did, yes. The most famous one of whom made the bulk of her fortune at the beginning from being peed on by a D-list rapper and then calling the paps at every turn. Not to mention exposing her fake tits to the whole planet, embarrassing a decent man with a phony marriage and making millions and then having the gall to lie about it, never mind the loads of plastic surgery you’ve lied about. Decency? You have got to be bloody kidding, lady!! Utterly smug and shameless.
Her motto is: “First MONEY, then FAME and then … MONEY and FAME … More MONEY. More FAME!”
She strikes me as a narcissist. People with NPD have zero self-awareness. They’re the worst hypocrites. Of course, she’ll say things like there’s no decency left in the world, even after she was blasted by Nicole Brown’s family for using their daughter’s tragic story to sell her autobiography. This is typical behavior for a narcissist: what I do is reasonable and good, but what others do is terrible. Very typical actually.
Moreover, she raised her kids to be narcissistic as well. One of the factors for becoming a narcissist is having a narcissist parent. It’s a cycle.
Sad all around.
god = money
in the pmk mind
I’m surprised she didn’t also reveal her favourite mantra is ‘FIGJAM’ – I can imagine her saying to her reflection every morning as she practices her pout.
I love the tale of how when you visit her house there are Non Disclosure Agreements to be sighted and signed before you can step a foot past the entranceway.
I admire how she’s catapulted her family from oblivion to superstardom, working up from Kim’s frequent publicity shots with Paris Hilton before moving to – ahem – ‘bigger things’, but that’s as far as it goes. Everything else about her seems shallow and manufactured. I especially can’t stand the way they all talk in little baby voices. And absolutely NOBODY in the family seems happy.
As for the constant hanger-ons … Malika, Walika-or-whatever-her-name-is and Joyce, the ever-present make-up artist – ugh!!!!
Wait ’til ‘Dash Dolls’ starts – it’s coming very soon – these hideous people are going to be in the news for a wee while yet.
Isn’t her motto ‘First Satan, then family, then everything else’?
When she gets old (like her twilight years) her denial will end and the full impact of her choices in lifestyle will hit home
Money Money Money! Shouldn’t she be worried about her grandchildren seeing their mom’s/aunt’s sex tape on the Internet? I am.
Still wiping my eyes from the tears of laughter.
Thank you so much for the best laugh that I have had in ages.
And you and your daughter’s are some of the reason we lack morals. Influenced an whole generation of girls to have no talent, sell sex and take Photoshop selfies.
Thank you as I my sides hurt from laughing at this article.
She’s starting to look more like Michael Jackson
If her “god” is Money, then, yeah, makes sense! 😛
Oh Kris, you wouldn’t know what decency is if it slaps you across your smug little face
And her kids are are the forefront of that problem so why is she complaining?
I love the dress. I am without words regarding Kris’ statement regarding “decency”. Wow, um….what?