Just when you think that the Duggars have hit rock bottom, there’s a whole other level of amazing scandal. You know how Josh Duggar is a child molester and utter pervert? You know how he molested four of his sisters and one underage girl not related to him? You know how all of that information came out when his wife of seven years was pregnant with their fourth child? You know how he worked for YEARS with the Family Research Council, one of the most anti-LGBTQ, anti-choice, pro “family values,” wingnut conservative groups in the country? Yeah, well that very same Josh Duggar also had TWO accounts at Ashley Madison, the site for married people who want to cheat on their spouses.

Ashley Madison’s databank was hacked last month and the hackers didn’t dump the data until Wednesday. Media outlets began swarming through the records and there are already some stark headlines, like “Ashley Madison Hack: 10,000 Gov’t Officials’ Email Addresses on Leaked Ashley Madison List.” But this Josh Duggar thing is… terribly amazing. You can read Gawker’s post here. Some highlights:

In 2013, conservative reality TV star Josh Duggar—of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting fame—was named the executive director of the Family Research Council, a conservative lobbying group in D.C. which seeks “to champion marriage and family as the foundation of civilization, the seedbed of virtue, and the wellspring of society.” During that time, he also maintained a paid account on Ashley Madison, a web site created for the express purpose of cheating on your spouse.

Someone using a credit card belonging to a Joshua J. Duggar, with a billing address that matches the home in Fayetteville, Arkansas owned by his grandmother Mary—a home that was consistently shown on their now-cancelled TV show, and in which Anna Duggar gave birth to her first child—paid a total of $986.76 for two different monthly Ashley Madison subscriptions from February of 2013 until May of 2015.

In July 2013, he seems to have started a second account that was linked to his home in Oxon Hill, Maryland, where he spent his time lobbying against causes like same-sex marriage. The birthday listed in the data for Duggar’s first account is February 3, 1988, one month off Duggar’s actual birthday of March 3, 1988. The birthday listed for the second account is March 2, 1988.

The two accounts overlap by a period of a few months. When he launched the second account, Duggar paid a $250 that appears to have gone toward the purchase of an “affair guarantee.” The second account, which was registered in July of 2014, was paid on a monthly basis until May of 2015.

[From Gawker]

Gawker also has Josh’s list of descriptions for what he was looking for in an affair, which included (but was not limited to): conventional sex, sensual massage, “someone I can teach,” sex talk, “sharing fantasies,” etc. He seemingly checked most of the boxes for his physical type, what he was looking for in a mistress, everything from petite to tall, long or short hair, girl next door to “naughty girl” (VOM), confident, aggressive and, surprisingly, he’s into natural boobs with no mention of being open to an affair with a lady with fake tatas.

So yeah… conservative family-values asshat gets caught with TWO accounts on a website designed to help married people cheat on their spouses. My guess is that if this was his only scandal, he would have been able to weather it because conservatives want to take the country back to the 1950s, when a man was expected to have sidepieces. But coming on the heels of the child molestation revelations… well, it’s difficult to see how Josh Duggar would ever be able to come back from this. I hope Anna divorces his lying, cheating, child molesting ass. I hope she takes him to the cleaners. I hope she gets full custody of their kids too.

Oh, and Josh probably had an undercover OKCupid account as well. Gross.

Photos courtesy of Duggars’ social media.