The Rock is expecting ‘a little pebble’ with his girlfriend, Lauren Hashian

Dwayne Johnson

Kaiser sent me this story yesterday with enormous condolences. Lemme tell ya, I’ve been in mourning ever since. Just kidding, although The Rock is my boo, so don’t you forget it. He doesn’t receive an amazing reception here, but I can’t resist covering news of a Dwayne Johnson pregnancy. Especially when everyone knows the man could effortlessly impregnate women with a flash of that smile. He’s the nicest guy on the planet (besides Dave Grohl), and he’s good with both puppies and small children. Anyway — sigh — it looks like he’s made a real-life baby with his girlfriend of nine years, Lauren Hashian:

A little pebble! Dwayne “The Rock Johnson and his longtime girlfriend, Lauren Hashian, are expecting their first child together, a source confirms to Us Weekly. Johnson, 43, is already dad to 14-year-old daughter, Simone, with ex-wife Dany Garcia.

“They are so excited! the insider tells Us of Johnson and Hashian, who have been together for nine years.

[From Us Weekly]

The struggle is so real over here. Ah well. I am pleased for him because no one can resist being happy when The Rock is happy. A lot of people don’t realize he has a long-term lady, and The Rock was displeased with this newsflash. He recently told Esquire how Lauren makes his success possible, and he’d never have good things happen to him if his home life wasn’t fantastic. He needs that “balance” to make things happen. What a guy.

The jokes almost write themselves in this story. The Rock put his Dwayne Johnson to use. He’s “cooking” up a baby. There’s a “pebble” on the way. Shall I stop now?

Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson

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  1. doofus says:

    lucky b*tch.

    oh, I mean, congrats to the happy couple! 😉

    • SNAP says:

      Ah, i used to have a huge crush on him but he has been so full of himself lately during interviews that it kinda made his natural sparkle wear off with me.

      • V4Real says:

        I used to know him personally, yep even when he was cheating on his ex-wife. But he is a nice guy.

        His baby mama is a former contestant from one of those singing competition shows.

  2. Shambles says:

    Dwayne is my number one bae, so I’m mourning this with you Bedhead. It was kind of on my bucket list to be impregnated by The Rock. But she has a kind smile and I wish him all the best, so I can’t be mad for too long. Congrats to these pretty a$$ people.

  3. Joy says:

    I too am in mourning. I guess being his baby mama can be her full time job now.

  4. embertine says:

    His Dwayne Johnson. What are you like.

    (I lol’d)

  5. Hawkeye says:

    I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant with triplets from that smile, and I’m a man.

  6. Rachel says:

    Excuse me. I just need to have a little cry over here…

    Happy tears. Really. They’re happy tears.

  7. paola says:

    Good luck delivering that baby if it will take after its father!!

  8. Chinoiserie says:

    Baby news are always great. I think that if he wants to know he is in a serious relationship he maybe should marry her, the public does notice when celebrities are married more than when they are in relationships if it is not a celebrity couple.

  9. Kelly says:

    “The Rock is expecting ‘a little pebble’ . Cute, very cute.

    You know, it’s nice to have a good guy out there.

  10. carol says:

    “A little pebble” – that’s the cutest nickname for the Rock’s kid

  11. jmum says:

    Loooooove him! Kind of breaking my heart but happy for them… damn that baby will be good lookin!

  12. NorthernGirl_20 says:

    **sigh**

  13. OhDear says:

    Congratulations to them!

  14. dana says:

    Noooooo!!! that was my dream!! ah well…congrats to the happy couple. B*tch!! lol.

  15. Penelope says:

    Lucky woman, lucky baby! The Rock is everything a man should be. Sigh.

  16. Snazzy says:

    Congrats to him and his family! Love him!

  17. Josefa says:

    That will be one fine-looking pebble. Both Dwayne and Lauren are gorgeous. Congrats!

  18. INeedANap says:

    Congrats to them!

    The reason we probably don’t see her much is all the swooning and recovery time she spends in bed getting laid by that gorgeous man on the regular.

  19. Happy21 says:

    I absolutely adore him. Not only is he attractive but he’s SUCH a sweet guy. I couldn’t be happier for them!

  20. I legit thought he had kids, as in plural….but then I realized I was thinking about Vin Diesel. Lol.

    I’ll have to tell my godmother…she’ll be heartbroken. When me and my twin were little, she had us thinking that he actually WAS her boyfriend. So whenever he came on tv, we’d run to it and say “That’s Miss Renita’s boyfriend!!”…lol. We really believed it. It took me years to realize she just had a crush on him.

    • V4Real says:

      @VC, I’m off work today and feeling a bit tipsy. I just want to say to your heartbroken God mother that I’ve spent some alone time with Dwayne and I don’t regret those times at all

      • CharlotteCharlotte says:

        V, are you kinda sorta maybe implying you were once doing The Rock’n’roll? Because you may be obligated to elaborate. Because it’s not fair not to.

        Because vicarious.

        Because please?

  21. CFY says:

    I was a seat filler at the MTV Movie Awards one year (the year of Mean Girls and the Notebook) and in a sea of girls dressed like they were going to a club, I was wearing jeans and a cute tee. So no one looked even once at me and my seats were usually on the side wings, where people like Brian Glazer were sitting. But I passed the Rock on my way to one of my seats, looked up at him (he is huge) and he smiled down at me and winked. One of my favorite stories from that experience.

    Congrats Rock and Lady Rock!!

  22. Sarah says:

    Awww so sweet, I hope they have a healthy and happy baby!!!

  23. Clovermuncher says:

    She looks like she could be related to Giada.

  24. Esteph says:

    Bedhead and you other fine ladies (and guys if you’re out there) I’m all with you. So happy for them both though!

  25. Redd says:

    Not attracted to him, but he seems like a decent guy. Ballers is my guilty pleasure! He has a good relationship with his ex-wife and seems like a great dad to his daughter. So many dudes seem to resent the women in their lives and he seems like he values them, I hope younger guys look up to him.

  26. celtlady says:

    Happiness is what my Rock deserves, and she seems to make him happy. I hope that they have a beautiful and healthy baby.

  27. funcakes says:

    @blue nails betty
    Oprah and Stedman
    Naomi Watts and Liev
    Susan surandon and Tim Robbins
    Jessica Lange and Sam Shepard

  28. Ankhel says:

    Nine years, huh? That’s a very long relationship for both actors AND wrestlers. Respect! I’m very pleased with their news.

  29. Scarlet Vixen says:

    How have he and his girlfriend been together nine years? He and his wife announced their separation in June 2007. Am I just having trouble mathing today??

    • atiaofthejulii1 says:

      I had no idea he was divorced frm his first wife. Did he cheat on her? She was a smart woman, Dr. I think.

  30. tealily says:

    How have they been together nine years already?? I still remember my shock when I heard he’d split from his wife. Love him! Good luck to them both! (Also, I’m so glad you’re the one calling it a pebble, not him!) 😉