Around May/June of this year, the weeklies got a heads-up that Miranda Kerr had landed the 25-year-old billionaire head of Snapchat, Evan Spiegel. By most accounts, Spiegel was a total fratty douche-bro when he was a student at Stanford, and since he seemingly jumped from frat-bro to billionaire tech guy, my assumption is that the douche is strong with this one. But Miranda has been working it for all it’s worth, and it’s amazing. The photos in this post are from August, and they still amuse me. Their sexual chemistry is set to “tepid water.” Well, anyway, Miranda and Evan are still happening. We know that because Miranda gave an interview to E! News about her holiday plans with Evan and how she’s bringing home to meet her family. It looks like my bet that we’ll have a pregnancy announcement by January is probably dead-on, right?
Miranda Kerr seems to have found her perfect match! The Reebok spokeswoman got to chatting with E! News at the launch of the company’s new athleisure wear and couldn’t help but gush about her boyfriendand Snapchat founder, Evan Spiegel.
“We met actually at a Louis Vuitton dinner in New York a year ago,” she reveals. “We just started out as friends and eventually it developed into more.”
Essentially, he’s everything Kerr wants in a man. “He’s just a really kind person and very genuine and very authentic and I really appreciate that about him,” she smiles. “And also he’s very intelligent.”
And the biggest proof that she’s head over heels? Spiegel will be spending the holidays with her and her family in Australia! In fact, Kerr talked a bit about Christmas and how they are planning to celebrate her son, Flynn’s 5th birthday shortly thereafter on Jan. 6.
“We’ll be in Australia for Christmas and then back for his birthday,” she explains. “We’re just going to have a little party for him and all his friends…He loves balloons so I’m sure there will be plenty of balloons.”
As for little Flynn’s birthday and Christmas presents? “Right now he’s very much into his train set,” Kerr says of what she’s planning on wrapping up for him. “So anything that kind of goes into the train set… All the little things that go with it.”
At first I thought she was saying “he loves balloons” about Evan Spiegel. I’m sure Evan does love the “balloons” attached to her chest. Anyway, of course Evan Spiegel is kind (rich), genuine (rich), authentic (rich), and intelligent (easily swayed by sex). I’m sure if he was just some random 25-year-old overgrown frat bro, she would be just as in love with him as she is now. It has nothing to do with his billionaire status! OF COURSE NOT.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
These photos are giving me the vapors! Or it might be the leftover Red Lobster my coworker just heated up. Same effect.
LOL Abbott
Ahahaha Abbott, I think I love you. No…I KNOW I love you.
And I know I love KAISER for that deliciously snarky headline. You are SO mean, Kaiser! I keep going back and reading it and laughing again.
Lol. And gross. Food smells in the office can be highly distracting.
If he wasn’t loaded she wouldn’t give him a second glance. But maybe they’re both just having fun in the moment.
Sabrine: Spot. On.
All of my family/friends make light of my love for Red Lobster. My sister informed me they were going out of business, could this be true? Up North, they do basically suck….but when I lived in Florida, it was my dream….everything fresh. Not that this has anything to do with pretty little spoiled Miranda who broke poor Orlando’s heart. Listen up sweetie, you will age along with the rest of us and eventually he will spend his billions on another. Just so you know……as you start planning to have that billion dollar baby soon.
I think she’s so pretty.
lol.
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Sure, Jan.
At least in my book he’s less gross than Bieber & has a degree. That for me is an upgrade from baby whiny McDouche
They seem happy I guess
Evan is reacting to Miranda’s hug like a child does when they meet that relative at the holidays. You know the relative that always says ” you have grown so much” and only gives socks or underwear as a Christmas gift
Your comment made my morning.
I know. I think he’s wondering why she is hugging him (smiling + posing) in a public place like the airport.
ha ha ha so true!
All the YES to this comment.
She gives me the creeps.
Miss Fakey Mc Fake here leads a pretty shallow life. I bet she’s so insufferable she only appeals to the “rich elite in need of an arm-candy” crowd.
You never see her out having fun with friends, out in the park just chilling, or doing anything remotely spontaneous. I am pretty sure her spare time is totally devoted to social-climbing activities.
She also never really bonded with any of her fellow models, not even when she was still relevant.
And I would like to ask her why Orlando and her are still married…
(yes, I am cranky today and I do not like Miranda Kerr-mit)
Wow. Did she steal your boyfriend? Or run over your dog with her car?
I’m always amazed at the amount of hatred some seem to have inside, to the point they need lash out at celebrities they don’t even know and have have done nothing wrong to them or societty.
No, I don’t know her, she didn’t do anything to me personally and I could go on with the same usual obvious “apologetic” stuff it’s been repeated on here and elsewhere since the dawn of times. Yawn, it’s boring.
I am not a hateful person and, correct me if I am wrong, it wasn’t implied anywhere here that I wish her any harm or wrong. I enjoy coming to this site and I always comment in a civilised, respectful way, even when I don’t like someone, I always try to keep it on the sarcastic side. I do not come here to kiss asses, and if you don’t like what I wrote I accept it, but I’d suggest not to read too much into someone else’s words when you don’t know them (and when you clearly you don’t get their tone or intent). You’d be surprise, life can be light and funny even when you talk smack about someone.
The website’s name is CeleBITCHY, not “Celepuffy” or “Celeloveme”.
Hi Miranda!!!
“he loves balloons so I guess there will be a lot of balloons”.
Wow. My 3 year-old nephew is way more opinionated than her.
That body language is uncomfortable to watch, it looks like she is forcing her child for a hug.
Was this guy in the spiegal catalog family, too? Or is that just spike jonze (or conversely, not spike jonze? Must go google) I’m shocked to learn that there is STILL a spiegal catalog! My mom got it in the 80’s
Well, girl’s been trying hard to nab a billionaire for a while – whether he is younger or older, single frat boy or married dad, so now it looks like she is finally getting her wish.
I hope he’s keeping it wrapped up … 😉
The rich frat boy type has had that drummed into them since childhood.
Who would you rather: Spiegal or James Packer?
James Packer by a country mile. I could just close my eyes, and I’d still be able to live with myself afterward. Plus, he could tell me stories about Marian Carey.
This other guy, I’d have to live the rest of my life knowing I did it with a frat bro douche. I could never look at myself in the mirror again.
Spiegal. Packer, no!!!!!!!
Packer’s the Australian version of a frat bro douche. He was also a Scientologist for a while, and he’s friends with all kinds of skeevy people.
@kate exactly!
What does one eat at a Louis Vuitton dinner?
The souls of the poors…
I love that comment, Now that is priceless.
He’s everything she ever wanted in a man. Rich and easily manipulated. Yup.
I doubt very much that the founder of a billion-dollar company is a pushover.
They are perfect for each other.
That hug looks painful, like she may snap his wee back.
She’s really not gonna be able to fake it much longer seriously. They will probably break up soon.
I feel sick, this manerexic boy is skinnier than her.
Hot models used to go for Rock Stars, but that’s so 90’s. Now you need a billionaire. Poor Behati, she’s so behind the times.
This woman is soo vapid and obvious in her attempts to bag a wealthy man to live off. She’s only following in the footsteps of other models/actresses before her – Elle McPherson, Salma Hayek etc..
He’s clearly not as into her as she is with him – she’s just a notch on his bedpost. I guess it’s only a matter of time before she has an oppsie – gotta plan for the future.
I wonder when she and Orlando will actually get divorced. I kinda get the vibe that he’s still into her and she may go running back if she can’t get a billionaire to marry her.
I don’t think she’s into the Snapchat guy at all. She is just playing it for the paps.
She wants his money, I dont believe that she is in love with him.
He looks goofy,awkward and easily manipulated so I doubt that he’s a player. He has that nerdy virgin look.
Just see the way he’s reacting to her hug lol
I recognise that “nerdy virgin look”. It is usually accompanied by a “what do you mean I just push it in and jump up and down? Is that not how it’s done” Sad to say Miranda puts up with that, as long as the bills are being paid. They have the chemistry of wet lettuce. I wonder what her Aussie family will make of him?
I don’t think she and Orlando were ever actually married. Their whole story was suspicious from the start. I doubt Orlando would get back with her, looks like he’s having fun dating around.
Their conversations must be so fascinating.
Kind: He lets me use his cards, yes!
Genuine: I’ve checked his accounts, wohoo!
Authentic: And his real estate too, crikey!
Intelligent: Too dumb to figure me out, better and better…
Seriously you know she wouldn’t give him a second look if he weren’t billionaire. That guy is not even average looking to me. I am sure he knows why she is with him but hey isn’t that part of the reason men want to be rich? If a dude could get a famous lingerie model with a beater and a studio apartment they wouldn’t even be trying
Is there really that many LEVELS of rich-ness? Like, isn’t she already sufficiently loaded to have anything she wants for her and her kid for their entire lives?
According to quick google-ing she has a net worth of 35 mio $.
Even if she has only about half of that it is a pretty big sum.
A Reebok spokesperson? That’s all she has going on right now? Lol.
Well, she’s burnt so many bridges with her nasty attitude behind the scenes and inability to sell so Reebok is all she has! Lol
She’s also got, um…Swarovski…
They both know what’s what, he has money she had beauty – age old story.
Get Money Bitch. *Khia voice*
The interview questions about their relationship were obviously pre-planned but I had to laugh at her reaction to two questions:
1. Why is Evan special to you?
Immediate bubble thought: “He’s almost as young as Bieber and is ten times as rich.”
Second thought: “Ughhhhhhh….. he’s kind and authentic.”
2. Will you be spending the holidays together with your family in Australia?
Immediate bubble thought: “We haven’t discussed it.”
Second thought: “Yes, we’re looking forward to it.”
Miranda is stunningly pretty but I believe her wonder bra is more trust worthy and authentic.
She slept with James Packer. At least this one is a step up looks-wise!
So? A woman loves a rich man, what’s wrong with that? If he is a douchebag, she will be the one to have to deal with that. But I doubt he is more douchebaggy than the rest of them, simply because men are not perfect.
She looks like a cabbage patch kid
That’s funny and she DOES!
LOL!
Is it me, or does Evan Spiegel look about 17?
Leo must laugh his ass off at suckers like this.
She likes younger guys. And she likes the status, obviously. Because it proves she manifested a relationship with a successful man.
What jumps out at me is that he had a Dagwood moment and forgot his shirt.
I mean, seriously, he’s just wearing a brand new (at least he ironed the creases out) white V neck t-shirt. Granted it’s probably the tagless sort-which adds some cachet, no? (said with French accent)
He needs to employ someone to dress him.
The comments are hilarious! !!!
She has puffy pregnant face…announcement in 3, 2, 1.
Does she really think she’s going to get a ring? You know she stopped taking birth control ages ago with this one. A 25-year-old billionaire is not going to give up his playboy lifestyle to play dad to a kid. The best she can do is get pregnant before he replaces her with a younger model.
Best wishes to her. She gets knocked up with Evan’s kid, she’s set for life (or, at least until the value of his company plunges).