Does Leonardo DiCaprio get sexually assaulted by a bear in ‘The Revenant’?

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As we all know by now, Leonardo DiCaprio is going all out to win an Oscar this year. No expense has been spared, no Oscar consultant left unhired, no Oscar voter left behind. And we’re not even the heat of the Oscar season yet, and Leo will probably get a dozen magazine covers and twenty-million shorter industry-heavy profiles and interviews. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Does Leo have what it takes? Probably. As of this moment, all of the Oscar prognosticators say Leo is in the best position to take home the Best Actor Oscar. And that’s before The Revenant has even been released! But this week, the industry screenings have started. So now people are getting their first look at the completed film, and the buzz is still happening. Something else is happening too – there’s an online debate about whether Leo’s frontiersman character gets raped by a bear. Seriously. The Revenant may include a “rapist bear.”

We knew Leonardo DiCaprio did some dark stuff for his new film The Revenant (namely sleeping inside an animal carcass and eating raw bison), but according to a (perhaps slightly hysterical) early viewer, it gets a whole lot weirder, at least on screen.

‘DICAPRIO RAPED BY BEAR IN FOX MOVIE’ Drudge Report’s homepage screams.

‘The explicit moment from Oscar-winning director Alejandro Inarritu has caused maximum controversy in early screenings,’ the mammoth US news site goes on to claim. ‘Some in the audience escaped to the exits when the Wolf of Wall Street met the Grizzly of Yellowstone. The story of rural survivalism and revenge reaches new violent levels for a mainstream film. The bear flips Leo over and thrusts and thrusts during the explicit mauling. He is raped — twice!’

The bear attack in question featured briefly in the trailer for the movie, though there was nothing to suggest the level of sexual aggressiveness recounted above.

The level of bear-to-Leo contact (I can’t believe I’m writing this sentence) seems to vary from person to person, with another viewer saying that “the bear flips Glass [DiCaprio’s character] over on his belly and molests him – dry humps him actually.”

[From The Independent]

Roger Friedman at Showbiz411 is one of the critics saying that the bear “dry-humps” Leo’s character, that it’s not really rape. Perhaps we should say Leo’s character gets sexually assaulted by a bear? Which is the kind of thing that has probably led to many “bear rape” Google searches, I’m sure. For what it’s worth, “bears raping humans” is not a thing. It’s not something that happens with any kind of historical frequency. It’s also worth noting that in the book, Leo’s character is mauled…by a female bear protecting her cubs. And in the trailer, this is the same (CGI) bear that Leo shoots in the face. Anyway, mauling does not equal rape. Rape is rape. Bear rape is rape. Bear mauling is not bear rape. I can’t believe I’m actually writing these words.

It’s also worth noting… in the book, the mauling is described in fastidious detail and there is no real “sexual” element to the description, from what I understand. Alejandro Innaritu and Leo decided to add MOAR bear sexual assault in the film, for some reason. Perhaps to ensure that Leo would get that Oscar. I mean, getting sexually assaulted by a bear? #OscarGold.

PS… Some poor Fox spokesperson was sent out to make this clarification: “As anyone who has seen the movie can attest, the bear in the film is a female who attacks Hugh Glass because she feels he might be threatening her cubs. There is clearly no rape scene with a bear.”

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  1. Lilacflowers says:

    That title is everything this morning.

    • Esmom says:

      I know, I was thinking the same thing. CB has been on fire with its headlines as of late.

    • Shambles says:

      I saw it and I was torn between

      “That headline is f*cking hilarious”
      and
      “I’m done.”

    • Stephanie says:

      I saw that and thought, “one can only hope.” 😂

    • Bridget says:

      Some poor Oscar strategist is no doubt sitting there trying how to figure out how to spin this!

      • Original T.C. says:

        Unfortunately I think this IS the start of the Oscar campaign by his team or studio. It’s now officially December! The Dredge Report is Fox which is responsible for producing the film. The film costs $135 so has to make at least $260 to just break even.

        So release sensational cut of CGI bear scene. Get “tips” delivered to or by the paid press. Boom, gets everyone’s attention and interest even if it’s to laugh. They will remember the film when the next ad comes on TV and might check it out for the LOL’s.

        Phase 2: release a statement denying that part is in the film (which is probably true of the real cut). Emphasizing info to news sites that no real bear was harmed so safe for animal lovers. Next phase….grabbing some Cheerios with hot milk to watch!

  2. Size Does Matter says:

    THAT DOESNT HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!

    • Hadleyb says:

      Sounds like the only real thing from the book is they left him for dead, and the woods. Everything else is changed. He never had a son, he was hunting the female bear and in the end I believe killed her and left her cubs to die alone. Real nice. So far I have no empathy for this hunter.

      I guess thats why they added male bear, no cubs and a “son” so you feel for Leo’s character.

      I refuse to see this movie, the guy sounds like a douche and we all know Leo is one so no, I won’t see it.

    • Anne tommy says:

      I believe Leo’s next film involves a ménage a trois with Paddington and Winnie the Pooh…

    • kcarp says:

      I am afraid to google but is animal rape of humans really something that happens in nature? I get that a dog may get a little excited or something on someone but is this really a thing?

      • Anne tommy says:

        Nope kcarp, in the natural world, wild animals generally avoid us, lots rightly fear us, a few might occasionally attack us – including bears – and snack on us, but none that I am aware of ever regard us as (willing or unwilling) sexual partners. The Leo scenario sounds ridiculous but may not be as is being reported it seems.

      • Loulou says:

        @kcarp – look up “dolphin rape”.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      To be fair, it doesn’t sound like it happens in the movie either.

  3. Zapp Brannigan says:

    Get that publicity for this film by any means.

    That cgi bear is not a Vicki’s Secret model so Leo obviously did not engage in any shenanigans with her.

  4. silken_floss says:

    Please, just give this man an Oscar before he kills himself lol

  5. ell says:

    yeah, i mean, they denied it so they weren’t depicting a rape. but there must have been some misjudging with the cgi, if more than one person is saying there’s some “thrusting”.

  6. Snazzy says:

    His campaign is even worse than AnnE’s.
    I really like him as an actor (not as a person because Leo = douche canoe) but this is getting really annoying.

    • Josefina says:

      Oh God, he really is worse than Anne. I’m already exhausted and his campaign has not even started!

  7. LadyMTL says:

    I’m not trying to make light of actual rape but seriously, I can’t stop laughing. I have this visual of Leo desperately campaigning for an Oscar, grabbing people by the lapels of their coats and saying “I was raped by a bear! By a beaaaaar!” LOLOLOLOL.

    Honestly, whoever thought that putting out this little tidbit was a good idea should be hiding themselves away right now, because it’s too funny.

    • Samtha says:

      I feel terrible for laughing at this comment, but I can’t stop.

      He really wants that Oscar.

    • Shambles says:

      Lmao, this comment. I can see it so clearly.

      “I FROZE TO DEATH IN THE OCEAN FOR YOU PEOPLE. I was RAPED by a BEAR for YOU PEOPLE. JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN STATUE.”

      • Lilacflowers says:

        I peed into bottles for you people! I attempted a Boston accent for you people! I remained fully clothed while Margot Robbie was stark naked for you people!

      • Cindy says:

        I now have inappropriate feelings of arousal around bears for you people!

      • sauvage says:

        I could have drowned in a bathtub for you people! I forever gave you the association of FedEx and me on my knees crying for you people! I said “The Dead Rabbits!” with a straight angry face for you people! I got shot in an elevator for you people! I played with the royal waterworks at Versailles for you people (no pun intended)!

        The list goes on and on – and now I’m kinda surprised to realise just HOW MANY leonardo DiCaprio films I have seen!

  8. dr mantis toboggan says:

    I would have watched it if the bear had made Leo his forest bride.
    As for the Oscar, he should know you never go full bear rape

    • that time i didn't care says:

      HAHAHA, lost it at “forest bride”. This comment is everything.

    • Susan says:

      Let up on the bear rape throttle.

      You just made my day thank you!!

    • Who ARE these people? says:

      I’m coming back here all day just to see things like this.

    • Kitten says:

      Oh my god..this comment is so amazing on every level.

      • Kelly says:

        Yep, “forest bride” would be a definitely winning Oscar campaign in my book.

        Something tells me that this ridiculous story just short his Oscar in the leg.

    • I Choose Me says:

      Dying in my office trying to suppress guffaws and failing.

    • tfatk says:

      @Dr Mantis Toboggan “forrest bride” Lmao! almost lost it at work that would’ve been embarrassing lol love your name btw for some reason it made your comment funnier lol

    • Nat says:

      Dear Dr. Mantis Toboggan-
      You have made my day w/ this comment. Forest bride. Never go full bear. Still smiling. Thank you.

    • Cindy says:

      oh dear god, these comments are gold.

      If this really does happen in the movie, think of the dry-humping GIFs.

  9. Mia V. says:

    If he doesn’t win this year with “bear rape”, can’t imagine what kind of trick he will pull next year.

  10. Josefina says:

    Some months ago when the trailer came out, I actually wanted to see this. After knowing that it is pure oscar bait now I can’t be more repulsed by this film. Just… UGH.

    Give the dude his God damn oscar so the internet can stop crying and he can stop with this oscar-bait bs.

    • ell says:

      the story is really good though, don’t let leo’s attempts at oscar baiting put you off the film. not to mention tom hardy is in it, and think what you will of him, he makes every movie better by just being in it.

  11. Jen says:

    Mountain Men = Bear F*cker

    That’s what I’m taking away from this

  12. MonicaQ says:

    Coffee out of my nose. I wish I could count laughing as minus calories on My Fitness Pal; that headline gives me life.

  13. Lilacflowers says:

    Are Nazis the only Oscar-baity thing missing from this film? Everyone knows that in order to score a Best Actor Oscar, there should be a disability or illness, a real life connection and Nazis. Kate Winslet even said so on Extras and that’s the formula she followed to score for The Reader. Did she share this information with Leo? Is the rapey bear also a Nazi?

  14. Lindy79 says:

    Poor Leo, Oscar campaign is a joke before it’s even begun.

    • Rhiley says:

      I agree. I don’t see it happening, but who knows. It is an extremely weak lineup this year. Honestly, I think Clooney kind of put the nail in Leo’s Oscar coffin in the interview when he basically called Leo out for being to much of a smack talkin’ brah.

    • Pandy says:

      Seriously! I’m betting it’s a decent film and of course, does not have a bear rape scene in it. I’m picturing a bear pulling down Leo’s pants to get at him Ha Ha Ha. I wonder if this is put out by rivals to make him seem like a joke?

  15. kri says:

    Kaiser, that is a headline I can honestly say I never thought I would see. Congratulations. I just don’t think it’s quite fair. Has anyone tried to get the bear’s side of the story? Maybe it thought Leo was an available she-bear, given his appearance, possible smell, and his sweet karate moves? Is the bear going to be a new VS model? The Bear has now supplanted The Nanny for me. I want to know all about this bear.

    • Zapp Brannigan says:

      That bear is innocent until proven guilty, I think in the age of Internet outrage we forget that. #falselyaccusedbears.

      • SusanneToo says:

        I hope the bear gets a big fat settlement for false allegations and defamation of character.

      • MP says:

        Leo should have known better than to go to the forest in the evening alone wearing sexy fur. Had he been drinking? Does he have a history of encounters with several bears? Is the bear rich? This could just be a plot to get a financial settlement. Just because you regret it in the morning doesn’t give you a right to cry rape.

      • JenniferJustice says:

        That’s it! Raping Bear gets the Oscar!!!! Sorry Leo. This one backfired on you.

    • Cindy says:

      Leo led that bear on.

      • JenniferJustice says:

        Yes he did. He wore his lates arm candy’s Victoria Secret perfume, ran into a bear AND IT WAS ON!!!!

    • I think it is also important to not that just because the bear is female, as Fox so emphatically points out, doesn’t mean that an act of rape did not occur. Men can be victims too. Of bear rape. Female bear on male human bear rape.

      OMG we have ALL lost the plot.

  16. SusanneToo says:

    Read that in DM yesterday-silly article, not worth reprinting. The comments were priceless, though.

  17. Who ARE these people? says:

    Shameless over-acting by the bear. Wants the Oscar even more than Leo.

  18. littlemissnaughty says:

    It almost makes me pity these actors who will do anything for that statue because … well do they really think they are “suffering”??? At all? In what universe? That’s not re the bear rape which – thank gawd – is not happening in the movie. Just in general. Anne H. suffering with the haircut, Natalie P. suffering in her point shoes, Matthew M. suffering with the weight loss … Let’s just stop. You’re playing pretend for a living. A very good living. It’s called a dream job. You’re not suffering. Leo is not suffering. He ate meat between model filled yacht vacations. STFU.

    • JWQ says:

      I wish I could marry your comment! And to answer your question: yes, I think they are so delusional that they DO believe they are suffering!

    • Vesta says:

      * standing ovation *

    • JenniferJustice says:

      Lawds Yes! Before the rapy bear, it was how cold Leo got having to film in Canada. Do they get Oscars for being cold? I thought they got Oscars for their performance. Guess I have to relearn the whole “suffering” thing and what constitutes an Oscar nom.

  19. Saphana says:

    Give this bear the Oscar!

  20. Mia4s says:

    You have to imagine it’s bugging the hell out of him that he has to dance around like a circus monkey while Christian Bale got an Oscar strictly on a performance and by showing up to a few Q&As.

    Can you imagine if the much quieter Fassbender wins instead?! Leo will be apoplectic!

    • Barb says:

      Well, maybe he should try giving a truly great performance instead of “suffering.”

      He is not that good of an actor, he doesn’t deserve an Oscar.

  21. Cynthia says:

    I already feel exhausted by this blitz, ugh, campaign.

  22. Nikki says:

    Good grief, the first post was about a breech baby being turned by 3 doctors, and now THIS! I’m having a queasy breakfast!

  23. Kelly says:

    Can’t he just act instead? Geez, reminds me of what Laurence Olivier said to Dustin Hoffman regarding his method acting, “Have you ever tried acting, dear boy?”

  24. Malificent says:

    @Ladymtl. Thanks for giving me a mental image that will stick with me all day!

    As someone who lives in the Rockies, I’m completely befuddled that this is even a conversation. A bear attacks a human because they are perceived as a threat or as food. I can’t even imagine a bear brain considering the possibility of humping lunch.

    I haven’t read the book, but I also don’t get how he survives a serious mauling by himself, much less in Yellowstone in winter. On the rare occasion that someone survives the initial injuries from a mauling, the resulting infections are so severe that they need massive antibiotics and a hyperbaric chamber. I’m pretty sure a bison carcass wouldn’t cut it.

    • Sam says:

      The real Hugh Glass actually sanitized his own wounds. He dragged himself to a rotted log and found maggots and allowed them to eat the dying flesh, which staved off an infection. Yeah, I know….

      • Veronica says:

        Does it gross you out more to know that modern medicine actually utilizes maggots for the same reasons in patients suffering from necrosis? 🙂

      • Who ARE these people? says:

        Yes! It does!

        But that could really win the Oscar for Leo … getting eaten by maggots AFTER getting humped by bear.

      • Kelly says:

        That sounds like my kind of movie. Forget that ole crappola like Singing in the Rain (fun and flirty), The Godfather 1 and II (impeccable acting and great story), and so on…

      • Malificent says:

        Thanks Sam. Good to know.

      • Nurse practitioner here. Queasy breakfast…I have personally put maggots onto wounds when I worked in the ICU. The ones they use for modern wound care are farmed in some sort of clean wormy environment and came in a little jar. I had to count them before I put them on and after I took them off, like you would with surgical instruments. It was awesome.

  25. Ben Ding-Ovr says:

    Mirkin not required.

  26. Sam says:

    So basically, they figured out the one thing absent from The Wolf of Wall Street and said, “Guess you need to do this to win an Oscar.”

  27. Hazel says:

    Haha would love to see his face IF he doesn’t win and see for example, Redmayne win 2 for 2 while he is at 0-5. That would involve great acting!

  28. Rita says:

    There is no faster way for a guy to lose his “hotness” than to know he’s been raped by a bear.

  29. Shelley says:

    I will be so happy if Leo does not get this Oscar…SO HAPPY. What would he do next I wonder?

  30. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    Lainey posted this crap too re bear rape. This is just silly. Glad you guys posted that it’s not true.

    Okay, if we give Leo the Oscar now can we declare a moratorium on pics of him with frozen boogers? Blech!

  31. Veronica says:

    I’m with Lainey Gossip on this one – let us never sh*t on Anne Hathaway again for her exhausting Oscar campaign when Leo is so blatantly, painfully thirsty for it. That’s just not fair.

    Also, completely untrue or not, this means I can’t take him seriously from this point on. I want to know who is responsible for dropping this story because they are seriously the best.

  32. Jade says:

    So this time it’s FAKE bear rape?

  33. thaisajs says:

    What little chance that I was going to go see this movie evaporated when I saw the words “bear” and “rape” in the same sentence. The fact that it’s even a debate is enough for me.

  34. Leo…. please get you handlers and your oscar brown-nosing consultants to SHUT THIS ISH DOWN…..it comes off as desperate…. i mean wtf

    :::hears a toilet with his oscar chances flushing down the drain::::

    Buddy you are still regarded as one of the best actors of our generation and A list for sure despite all your blond shebot gfs from the vs catalog (maybe diversifiy into Abercrombie catalog…just a thought)

    and if inarritu (sp) added all that extra nonsense… he should be shamed too…. a bear mauling is explicit and gruesome enough….. cant believe this is a thing (bear sexual assault)

    • JenniferJustice says:

      Like, how did the bear get Leo pants off? Or what is such a tough bear peen that it just tore right through the cloth of Leo’s pants when it rammed him? Sorry, but this is hilarious!

  35. FingerBinger says:

    Bear rape aside this could DiCaprio’s year. This looks to be a weak year for male oscar nominees.

  36. Bridget says:

    It doesn’t matter what the publicists say, this will now forever be known as the movie where Leo is raped by a bear. I’m sure his Oscar team is thrilled.

  37. The Original Mia says:

    Whoever equated a bear attack to rape should be kicked repeatedly in their nether regions. I mean…it’s a movie. Was it an arduous shoot? Yes. Did Leo’s character have to endure a lot of hardships? Yes. Does saying he was “raped” by the bear, not once, but twice, improve his chances of that Oscar? Because that’s what this is sounding like. Give him the Oscar because he got humped and sexually assault by a bear.

  38. CK says:

    I love how everyone is repeating a claim by The Drudge Report like it’s actually a serious/real thing.

  39. JenniferJustice says:

    If you haven’t read Lainey’s article on this, you must. I died laughing at my desk – alone – and looking weird and stupid when I read, “we’ve been so inundated already by Leo’s Oscar desperation, we actually would believe at this point that he’d bend over for a bear to get that statue.” Bwaahaahaaaaa!!!!

  40. Tessd says:

    It would be hard not to give him an Oscar after that…

    • Barb says:

      I would hope not. Oscars should be about acting and not cheap stunts.

      • korra says:

        @Barb LOL! Oscars are no fun without all that. I love this dog and pony show for the phoniness of its participants and how obtuse and out of touch it can be. They suffer for us! It’s way more fun when it’s about the cheap stunts, dresses, the antics, formulaic films, etc.

        Seriously. I sincerely and utterly hope Matt Damon wins just for the look on Leo’s face. Can we please start that campaign?

  41. The Original G says:

    I wonder what the bear will wear to the Oscars? I think it might that bear’s year! 🙂

  42. Dangles says:

    Leo’s movie star lifestyle is everything.

  43. Pondering thoughts says:

    I thought the bear was CGI?
    The rape story is idi**ic because the bear doesn’t even exist: it is a computer generated imagery bear. A digital bear. Not even breathing though it looks like.

    I don’t think that Leo’s camp planted this bear rape story because it is just too silly. I think that some journalist got over-excited over watching the Revenant and then the journo expressed himself somewhat metaphorical and abstract and called it “rape” instead calling it “a brutal fight” or “a savage mauling”.

    http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/272317/drudge-dicaprio-bear-rape-movie-revenant/

    “Last week, I attended an advanced screening of The Revenant, scheduled for theatrical release January 8, and, while admittedly had to pee the entire time, was completely engrossed in the bear attack sequence — not because it involved any sort of bestiality (though I’m admittedly prone to covering that sort of thing), but because the bear, an incredible work of CGI [<<<—- SIC!!!!], was so convincing as it mauled DiCaprio’s neck, crushed his spine, gnawed into his backside, and tossed him around the woodlands as if our A-lister were a mere bearded Raggedy Andy."

  44. Careygloss says:

    Ok. I’m actually in hysterics over this thread right now. Both the quoted article and the celebitchy overhaul are killing me! Thank you for the best part of my afternoon thus far! My memory was also jogged: as a kid I witnessed my dog dry hump my little sister. It happens. And I never fully recovered. :/

  45. Ben Ding-Ovr says:

    50 Shades of Grey… fur

  46. Saks says:

    I don’t understand this campaign at all… I’d think this wasn’t leaked by his team because this has to be the most ridiculous and embarrassing “news” ever. It is obviously false, but meanwhile its putting the movie in a horrible frame.

  47. psychic says:

    He is not going to win.
    He is not even going to get nominated.
    After the snub he will take a break from acting for a few years and become a bit of a recluse.
    No fear though, he will return to acting and he will win the oscar one day (can’t say exactly when) but it won’t be next year (2016) or the year after that for that matter.