Surprising no one, Sarah Palin has signed a book deal. Her memoir will be published in the spring of 2010, and she claims she will address some of the misconceptions about her and her family. At first, the timing of the publication struck me as odd – most would-be presidential candidates tend to publish a book in the fall or winter before the year of the general election. But the timing for Palin’s memoir coincides with the her re-election campaign for governor of Alaska. So, if she gets reelected, she’ll probably put out another book in the winter of 2011 – if she’s going to run. Which she is. Sorry if I ruined the surprise for anyone.
Sarah Palin is ready to tell her side of the story.
The former Republican vice-presidential candidate will publish a memoir with HarperCollins that will come out in Spring 2010 — the same time she becomes eligible for reelection as Alaska’s governor.
The Alaska governor’s book, currently untitled, will cover some of the controversies surrounding herself and her family, the Associated Press reports.
The book — which will span her Alaskan childhood through last year’s presidential campaign and beyond — is expected to cover her political beliefs and her family life, including the pregnancy of her teenage daughter, Bristol Palin, who gave birth in December to a son, Tripp.
“In fairness to my family, this is going be a good opportunity for them, too, because there have been so many misperceptions out there about who we are and what we believe in, and I’m excited to get to put my journalism degree to work and tell my story as it relates to my family,” Palin said.
Although financial terms were not disclosed, Palin is expected to get a multimillion-dollar contract.
[From US Weekly]
This comes only weeks after the rumor was spread that Levi Johnston (Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy) was shopping a “million dollar tell-all” about the Palin family. Could we actually have two Palin-related books come out at the same time? One, a Sarah Palin memoir, and the other a Levi Johnston ghost-written expose of the dark side of growing up on the mean streets of Wasilla?
So, let’s have some fun. What will Gov. Palin’s memoir be called? I have some guesses, of course. My money’s on Gotcha Governor or The Unbearable Lightness of Also. What’s your guess?
Wasn’t she one of the main reasons a lot of republicans didn’t vote for McCain? Her running sounds like a waste of funding.
unbearable lightness of also, HAHA. and everywhere such as. god she is so terrible. why doesnt she try governing for once instead of doing nothing but self promoting and baby momma momma drama.
Book titles? Lessee;
“Russia-Outside My Bedroom Window (But in my crosshairs)”
“Aerial Killing? You Betcha! (The complete guide for assholes who ‘hunt’)”
“Pack ‘o Wolves – The Palin Family”
“Drill, Baby, Drill! – Pillow Talk by Sarah”
“How Willful Ignorance Changed My Life & Really Set Me Free” by Sarah Palin
the sad thing is that the masses will buy it and we will see her insufferable mug on King, Oprah, Fox, and the like.
How about:
“How I Completely Fucked the Great State of Alaska” by Sarah Palin
“Move, Baby, Move – My Fight to Move the Capitol from Juneau to Anchorage” by Sarah Palin
“Abstinence, Shmabstinence – Sex Ed Tips for the Astute Alaskan Parent” by Sarah Palin
“Build the Bridge – No, Wait, I Changed My Mind” by Sarah Palin….
That woman is an idiot, and we get to live with her running our state. Oh wait, no we don’t. She’s too busy out getting book deals and making speeches. Y’all can keep her.
It would probably be in her best interests to get a ghost writer.
“I Shot Alaska – but I Did Not Kill the GOP” by S. Palin
(hum this title, to the tune of “I Shot the Sheriff”)
Ah the liberal hate and bias is in full display. You should be proud of yourselves, I’ve never seen so much hate and intolerance from such “enlightened people.” Truly change that I have stopped believing in. What goes around, comes around. Have a nice day.
But people, she can put her journalism degree to work. Love it. The more she opens her yap, the more she sinks herself.
Best book title: The Lyin, The Witch and The Wardrobe!
You guys are getting really creative!
*applause*
My faves so far are: Pack O’Wolves: The Palin Family and The Lyin’ The Witch and The Wardrobe.
“Ignorance is Bliss – The Palin Path to Premature Parenthood (or What to Tell Teens About Sex)”
“If I Close My Eyes You Can’t See Me! The Sarah Palin Story”
Ah the liberal hate and bias is in full display. You should be proud of yourselves, I’ve never seen so much hate and intolerance from such “enlightened people.” Truly change that I have stopped believing in. What goes around, comes around. Have a nice day.
We poke fun and we’re full of hate and bias, but Fox News is Truth in television form.
My favorite:“How Willful Ignorance Changed My Life & Really Set Me Free” by Sarah Palin
I feel like it’ll be a page turner of epic proportions.
“Barricuda: Sarah Palin’s struggle against the liberal agenda”
“Shootin’ Commies – the story of Sarah Palin’s triumph over Foreign Diplomacy”
“If I can anyone can – a fantasy”
(No real liberal agenda here – I’m Irish; mocking our politicans is what we do! 😉 )
Hey, Tony: I gotta hand it to the GOP, this being on top and relentlessly poking at the carcass of the loser is TOTALLY fun. Thanks to the GOP for giving everybody permission (plus 8 years of demonstrations) to pile on dogfight style. Not so much fun when you’re the dog on bottom, is it?
thanks for the book titles, guys – they are hilarious and brightened up my drizzly seattle morning!
oh and tony: if you’ve “never seen so much hate” than you obviously have never watched fox news. or listened to dick cheney being interviewed. or left your house, for that matter.
HAHA “the lyin, the witch, and the wardrobe”
sooo funny!
Ah the liberal hate and bias is in full display. You should be proud of yourselves.
Ah, not everyone is as comfortable with the first amendment as we are- jagoff.
It’s hilarious how Palin terrifies the left. Watch for colorfully entertaining bookstore protests and millions of Amazon.com “0 star” reviews from people who won’t even read the book.
Rampant stupidity is a scary thing.
Bob: It’s hilarious how Palin terrifies the left.
Incompetence on that level is frightening and not something to be embraced, if you’d have learned that lesson you would have won the election. so keep being amused and we’ll keep the white house for 12 more years.
The division that politics causes is absolutely sickening.
sarcra, I find the evil that masks itself under politics to be a bigger fear than the division it causes.
Anyone with a sense of humor can make jokes about someone like Palin, whose continued bid for relevance, love of the spotlight, and unawareness of her own image will always be a source of humor. There are many, many, Republicans who do not fit this category (and many Democrats who do), which is why they are not being held up for ridicule on a daily basis. Palin puts herself there.
I think she just got a best seller cause she is famous. I just read a new novel by a new author that was terrific, called “Dalton Shores,” but because it’s by an unknown, will probably never reach the status of Palin’s book.
welcome to Tiffany Silver jewelry.I ran across search engines and find this blog that Tiffany Silver jewelry fulfill my needs. There is a thing I do not agree but It doesn’t matter since I think it does not hurt the whole content.
It allows us to learn language-and to dance
mbt masai
our offer all different wristbands,also we can oem,wristbands,silicone wristbands are our products On wristbandsoem. wristbands,bracelets.
I’m trying to use software to erase the information on my old computer before donating it. The mouse is not working on the computer. I’ve tried another mouse on the computer and it still will not work. I need to reboot my computer in order to start the disc wiper. Is there a way of rebooting my computer without a mouse? Thanks so much!.