If your kids asked Santa for some Kylie Jenner swag for Christmas, they just may be out of luck. Kylie launched her new merch website, The Official Kylie Jenner Shop, at noon on Saturday morning. The site didn’t sell any of the 19-year-old’s insanely popular cosmetics, but instead offered fans the chance to wear Kylie t-shirts, baseball hats and panties as well as phone cases, pins and her 2017 calendar, with photos shot by the ever-creepy Terry Richardson.
Within 7 hours, most of the items were sold out, but if you want to add a little “ick” to your sticky pudding this holiday season, the calendar is still available. Kylie posted a photo of one of the sold-out shirts on Instagram with the caption, “We are sold out of almost everything on @thekylieshop online !!! Wow! Thank you guys for making this launch so special. Check out KylieJennerShop.com to see what’s left. Xoxo.”
The blockbuster success of her website comes just a day after her pop-up shop at Topanga Mall in Los Angeles drew in record crowds. The store didn’t open until 10 a.m. Friday morning, but fans were lining up at 9 p.m. the night before. Kylie, who attended the grand opening with boyfriend Tyga and Mom Kris, posted a picture of the shoppers with the caption, “The empire 👑👑👑 it’s all for you ❤️ See you soon #TheKylieShop.”
How does everything this girl touches turn to gold? I don’t get it. The makeup I can definitely see more than underpants emblazoned with Kylie’s name, and I am 100% sure I can survive the holiday season without a pair of Kylie socks. But, hey, I’m not in her demo, so maybe I’m just talking out of school. That calendar though, no thank you.
It’s probably a good thing that Kylie is so successful, as she’s got another mouth to feed. Hot on the wheels of her Italian greyhounds, Norman and Bambi having puppies, Kylie has brought a new pooch, an adorable Siberian Husky, into her family. As any proud pet parent would do, she posted photos and videos of the new arrival on Snapchat, along with a video of the pooch and her “aunt” Khloé.
Okay, that puppy is adorable, but now Kylie has 4 dogs. I have one and find myself overwhelmed at times. How can she find the time to be a successful businesswoman and a responsible dog owner? There’s not enough hours in the day, if you ask me, but if she does find herself overwhelmed, I’d adopt that Husky in a second.
Photo credit: Instagram/Kylie Jenner, Fame Flynet, WENN.com, Pacific Coast News
I guess Kim Junior has to do all the heavy lifting now the original Kim is out of commission for a bit?
Given that it’s this family, I wouldn’t be surprised if they had low inventory, and bought half of it themselves to make it all sell out.
Ha ha-thought the same as you- inventory is prob nil to none, and they bought it all. It’s PR folks-PR. And #freetheHusky!
Ha! Yes! That was my exact thought, too. “They probably only had 2 of each thing in inventory.”
This is definitely false reporting as it is with Khloe jeans and Kylies lip kits. They only made a handful of items. Made sure their employees and friends went out and bought the merchandise. Thus, creating more of a demand for their products. If we know the track record of any Kardashian lines from years ago they failed to even sell at SEARS. I am not buying this at all.
Kim K’s video game app did not sell as much as the media stated. The video game was already developed using other characters and was Ont he market two years prior. when she signed on they just changed the characters. I hope people are smart enough to know that the numbers can be manipulated and the Kardashains own the media.
My first question – how many items did they really have to sell to “sell out”?
She is trying REALLY hard to be the new Marilyn
What a hideous tee. What obviously fake boobs (bloat, my ass).
Maybe someday she’ll spend some of her riches on therapy, and figure out how she was so brainwashed into self-hatred that she erased her own face and body and replaced them with those of her sister.
Excuse my morning maudlin, but it hurts me she’s done this to her body, especially when her fan base is women her age.
Her whole worth is her (modified) looks, something that plays directly to the teen girls we sell that exact same, albeit slightly less obvious, focus. She’s the end result of a giant problem, a smaller focused echo of a larger and more oppressive noise. That similarity is what sells, she’s the pinnacle of teenage sexpot in the lap of luxury, which a lot of teens aspire to be.
This. Her perfectly cultivated sexpot image is a pretty sad commentary about our culture.
I can’t really hate her for buying into the system and gaming the shit out of it either. Her age and her family set her up for this, and she’s not old enough that I feel comfortable for calling her out on not knowing on a deeper level what she’s selling.
Kim knows. I don’t think Kylie does.
I don’t feel qualified to comment on Kylie’s merchandise because it’s not my demographic. Obviously, she’s a successful business woman, and the younger people like what she has to offer. She’s not stupid; she’s smart and knows how to market her products. She does it well even if the older generation are not thrilled about it. The downside is that she’s not handling her personal life with the same degree of success.
She’s not really a businesswoman – that would be her mother. Kylie is involved only in the sense that her name and image are used to peddle the products. She just does what her mom tells her to do. She shows no special talent even for communicating, much less running a business.
How does she find the time? LOL. If her average day involves anything more strenuous than petting the dogs and / or taking selfies, I’ll eat that ugly-ass tshirt.
She doesn’t find the time. Others take care of those dogs and the new puppies. I don’t have dogs because they are a lot of work. I prefer cats.
Don’t forget about Kylie’s 5th dog (if she still has it) the puppy her friends got her as a birthday present. I just hate how often this family gets dogs and gets rid of them. What happened to the two chocolate labs that were Kylie and Kendall’s? Then Kylie had that $50,000 spotted bulldog for about 5 seconds that was a gift. Not to mention Khloe’s boxer she got rid of, and then the Great Dane of Kendall’s that was never seen again. The Kardashians are a lot of things, but I think most telling of them is how they get rid of dog after maybe a year or so.
I have a cat and a dog and they take up about 75% of my time, maybe not that much but it sure feels like it. Walking my dog, three times a day, along w/ the cat who only goes on morning and night walks. Playing with them, feeding them. It seems like it’s endless and I work full time. Whew!
This. I wonder how much inventory they had to start.
that was my question too …
That calendar is disturbing on so many levels. Kylie is wearing a t-shirt with the words “Please insert money” and thong. Plus fish net stockings for an extra touch of class. The other pics are equally disgusting
Gross
The picture with the “Please insert money” is SO disturbing. I cannot unsee it and no amount of bleach will take the image away.
That’s so sad. Kris Jenner truly lives up to her nickname of Pimp Mama Kris. And it seems like Caitlyn checked out on parenting a while ago. She has little to no guidance. I pity her.
Sold out could mean anything. We don’t know how much stuff exactly they were selling. it could be a couple of hundreds of items of each category which is not that much.
The fact people stood in a line to buy whatever Kylie is dishing out speaks volumes about their intelligence.
Err , if you keep buying… these annoying plastic people won’t go away, and I want then to go away. This…. is ….. a shirt with your new face on it , what the …. why would you want. …. I can’t complete a thought right now I’m done.
I’m similarly baffled.
This is why we can’t have nice things. I wonder how many of the people who sat in line overnight to buy this stuff actually voted in the election?
This shiz is gross and in every one of her calendar pictures she looks like a dead eyed pedo dream (unsurprising since it’s from Terry Richardson), but I’m sure PMK was off stage telling her how sexy she looked.
And can we please stop referring to her as a businesswoman? Putting her name on a bunch of merchandise isn’t being a businesswoman-she’s got a marketable name and she’s using it-but that is luck of birth, not business savvy.
And I’m pretty sure the reason she can have four dogs is that someone else is taking care of them (hopefully).
See Paris Hilton.
In the pics taken by Paedo-Terry it looks like she has gained tons of weight and her image is miles away from the photoshopped version she puts on IG.
Seeing Kris applauding whatever was going on in that pic session makes me want to vomit.
I still don’t think she’s gained weight naturally or that any new lumps or bumps on her body weren’t put there by a plastic surgeon. There are always paparazzi pictures of her and she’s just as slim as she’s always been except for in her hips, butt, and boobs, which continue to grow every month as she continues to get fat transfers.
How? Did we learn nothing from this election about the depth of stupidity in this country?
Plus it’s not like she had thousands of each item. I bet it was extremely limited quantity
That dog on the left looks like a long-haired dachshund! I love dachshunds! But I had a Siberian Husky as a child in Georgia. Bad idea. That poor dog was miserable in the hot, humid summers we used to have in the South. And they shed like you’ve never seen a dog shed! Not sure if SoCal is the right place for them either.
I have friends who raised huskies here in Missouri. They shaved them during the summer because of the heat and shedding.
Pimp Mama Kris has no morals but she is an amazing business woman . I have to give her that !
Am I the only one who in this fake-is-popular-era still thinks natural is sooo beautiful? I can’t believe how this fake family is popular. They promote 1000 tons of makeup, crashing your ribs for a weist, posting 10000 photos of themselves doing duckface, wears clothes that can feed an entire poor country and looks like they’re going to the oscars a normal day when they’re stepping outside and are never seen without makeup. I. Don’t. Get. It. They’re promoting all of the shallow things I’m against. That’s why I don’t like all the attention they’re getting: No talent. Promoting shallowness. It’s sad.
Her body looks so fake and bizarre, attractive in such a fake ideal way, I just don’t get it and it’s so sad she’s changed like that, no way are her boobs real sorry!
IKR. It boggles my mind how she’s been transformed into Kim’s mini-me, not just physically but facially. At first I thought Momager must have some really strong genes because Kylie and Kim look so much alike. But, before and after pics prove the likeness is due to cosmetic surgery, makeup, fillers and tanning beds. Poor child; she deserved better role models than mom and Kim.
Yes, she looks so fake in that top picture. Like a brunette Barbie doll, with oversized breasts, small waist, bigger hips and fake hair. As a natural hourglass shape who would love to be thin, it blows my mind that people pay to get this figure.
My daughter, age 13, took a Buzz Feed quiz yesterday with a succession of pics of her ages 10-19 and you had to guess her age. From ages 10 to 13 she had her original face, the thin lips she inherited from Caitlyn, the original nose, thin brows, a smile …..in other words, the face she was born with. Then the post op pics showed up. Luscious full hair, full lips, an angular face, no smile and of course the boobs. The young porn star In the making can’t make her original features pics disappear, and she looked like a normal kid. Now she looks like Lolita in the making. Very long post, but it is disturbing that she finds it necessary to do this to herself, a tart as opposed to a cute young lady. Fortunately, my kid felt sorry for her, thank you Jesus. My daughter is a normal, pretty girl with no desire to be or look like anyone but herself.
I don’t understand her appeal either. I’m 30 and I know people my age who copy her every move, so her appeal sadly doesn’t just begin and end with kids. Even for all the work she’s had done, I still don’t think she’s above average. It makes me so sad to see how many young girls leave comments on posts about her, and it’s always the same thing, “I need her body! she is GOALS” it’s just sad. I really think that the appeal with Kylie is that she gives young girls hope that they can go get a bunch of work done and become more attractive. It’s like a 21st century, Black Mirror-esque Cinderella story–you can go out and buy yourself an entirely new face and body and maybe find some self esteem and happiness along the way. The amount of work she has had done is insane, and it’s pretty obvious that she thinks she’s clever because she tries to space it out and then say, “it’s just puberty!” or “I gained 40 lbs.”
Am I the only one who thinks she went crazy with the fat transfers after Tyga was running around with that Colombian model Demi Rose? She’s still an immature little kid who obviously compares herself to other women a lot and desperately wants to be her boyfriend’s dream girl, which isn’t very healthy. Kris Jenner’s only real skill is being an expert at raising daughters who grow up into women that hate themselves.
Her appeal is to teenage girls. She is the ugly duckling turned “beautiful” story that warms hearts. Most teenage girls are struggling with self esteem and growing into their bodies, so if they think that for $19.99 plus S&H they can buy a lip kit and become beautiful they’re going to jump on board.
My girl has no use for Kylie Jenner. Thank the stars.
If you know teenagers, then you know she’s a very big deal. These holiday lip kits she put out are *the gift* for teen girls this year.
I have a teenager. She want a couple of Kat Von D lipsticks. She is not into the whole Jenner nonsense.
She’s really not…Trust me, I’m about two seconds away from being out of my teens. People exaggerate her appeal towards teenagers.
Honestly – I think it’s the 20+ crowd that’s keeping her going. Rich kids, adult women, dudes that want to oggle her.
I’m 26, and the only time my friends or I mention her is to a) pity her b) mock the K’s or c) briefly say ‘oh that lip kit was a pretty color. I wonder if ____ brand makes something similar.
That being said – there are a LOT of vapid people in all age ranges who probably do look up to her. They’re not the kind of people I associate with, but the girl has a TON of followers – people buy her product, and she’s always talked about. SOMEONE is interested.
Well I have a 13 year old and a 16 year old and neither one of them can stand Kylie or the family. But they are also both ridiculously smart and not easily lead by others. For that I am grateful. And in reality a good portion of the girls at their high school feel the same way. While yes, Kylie is popular and has a following, the media also oversells just how popular she really is. This famous is more famous for being disliked than they are loved.
I like to imagine that most people have common sense and don’t buy into this crap, and then I read a story like this. Just like how I like to imagine most people are decent human beings and don’t give a tacit endorsement to misogyny, racism, and sexual assault, and then I wake up to a Donald Trump presidency. Oh, America.
+1000. This is so sad.
Nothing about her is real
Personally, I think the official shop is obnoxious. I’m a consistent customer of her cosmetics though because it’s good quality at reasonable prices.
Otherwise when it comes to her plastic surgery (I used to be a big Kylie apologist), which I believe is liposuction, fat transfers, butt implants, and facial fillers, the only problem about it is that she lies about it. Who tf cares that she’s had it?! The problem I have is that she misleads young girls into thinking they can look like her naturally–which no one can.
Yeah, it’s her selling point. Buy my makeup and be TRANSFORMED like I was. That’s part of the reason she’s dishonest about her surgeries…. the other part seems to be that lying is in her genes. Maybe they think they will look like “bargain basement beauties” or that their appearance will somehow be diminished if it’s revealed to have been purchased.
Ivy but it’s literally colourpop. You are paying an inflated price for the name and scent. Not to mention Kylie cosmetics isn’t a high end quality brand/makeup either.
It’s not literally colourpop though. It’s made by the same lab, but the formulations ARE different. L’Oreal used to do business with Spatz lab – as well as other high end and drug store brands. L’Oreal is actually attempting to sue them (or were, not sure if it’s done or not) because they are saying that they used a formula that Spatz used to create for them to make the Kylie kits.
Estée Lauder owns Estée Lauder Cosmetics, Mac, Bumble and Bumble and Glam Glow – but it doesn’t mean they’re all the same.
I also don’t get how her stuff sell so quickly, it doesn’t have anything special to it.
I would love to have a body like that. I lost 32 lbs and posted a before/after photo and got told I had no waist. Which is true, but 😞.
Her make up was selling out quick too which means that she keeps inventory low. I saw her nail polish collaboration with sinful colors was all marked down at Walmart.
As for the dogs, I assume they go to doggy daycare or she has someone take care of them.
Nobody has a body like that, my love.
That’s a product of fat transfer and liposuction. Anyone with a body anywhere close to that puts in a hell of a lot of work for it, work that most of us normal humans can’t feasibly do. You’re beautiful.
Don’t let an artificial body or mean comments diminish your achievements! Your weight loss is impressive! I’m down 14lbs (fluctuating a lot…) and it has been WORK. Love your body and forgot about these unrealistic ideals 🙂
Her body is fake. Implants in her face, butt, hips and boobs. Probably had ribs removed and fat placed in other spots. Kylie body isn’t like her so called body in her natural real frame. She has paid for her body. Do people actually think she is natural? Also going to be honest here, don’t post pictures on the internet for all to see. No matter how perfect your body is , the trolls and haters will find you. People are sh*theads on the internet especially when it comes to judging women’s bodies.
Oh, I know it’s fake. Ive seen her before and after photos. I just understand why she did it. Thank you for your kind words!
Why all these people keep on legitimizing f*cking Terry Richardson is absolutely beyond me. I dream of the day in which one of them publicly says “uh, he’s been accused of abuse by several girls, so thank you but no thank you”.
So, Corey, about owning a Husky. I have a three year old Sib and our new addition is just learning to walk. [insert maximum adorableness here, he’s moving in in February] I’m at work at the moment and I’m extremely fortunate as I’m able to bring the dogs with me. We’ve started out with Malamutes about 20 years ago and switched to Huskies with our rescue girl. We don’t keep a big team, two dogs is all we can handle. So we’re *really* active to accomodate their needs. And we are able to provide next to ideal living conditions, the dogs don’t have to stay home alone, we take them everywhere, they are properly trained and we see to enough “cognitive exhaustion”.
This morning I ran 16km (about 10miles) with her, we went on a long hike on Sunday (7 hours), I have a sledding session planned on Thursday and Friday (alas, no snow, it’s just the scooter and me). Let me tell you, I have never, ever been this fit in my life! To everyone thinking of getting a Husky: it’s awesome, they’re awesome (cat-)dogs, but your legs better function properly.
I wonder if Kylie’s pet nanny (what do you call these people?) is a fit person…
I love Huskies. They are so beautiful
I definitely bought my little sister a shirt for Christmas from the site that reads something like “like realizing stuff” i found it hilarious and got a matching tee (don’t hate me). I think her demo tho is MUCH larger than just tween and teen girls. I had told friends yesterday at my uni about the presents and they all went nuts trying to order the same tee…
those implants could not be more obvious – how can she deny she’s had them?
This is actually the first time I’ve been certain she’s had implants
Is it possible the majority of people at the mall are hired extras? Or at least at the beginning to get others intrigued? I just don’t see that many people being interested in her. Not knocking her, but what does she offer that makes people want to stand in line for almost 12 hours? Genuinely asking.
How does everything Kylie touch turn to gold?
How does Trump get elected president?
These are the questions that we really know the answer to.
Everyone is stupid.
you are so right! it is because collectively – we are SO STUPID! it is mind boggling to me how anyone at any age could find kylie jenner compelling.
they need to start teaching science fiction in schools because that crap is HAPPENING!
#idiocracy
Her website sells out because when she originally started selling her cosmetic line, they would only sell small batches. That way they could create hype about how great and popular her products are. And people fell for it.
You’re probably right but I also know of real life people who rush online and buy every colour in lip or whatever products Kylie’s pushing.
Why does it pain so many people that she has had work done? (Besides her constant lies about it – ugh – girl, stop.) The same ones yelling body positivity are the same ones falling over at the sight of surgically enhanced looks.
Because this is a girl who’s not even 20 years old we’re talking about. I doubt body positivity was part of her upbringing.
If Kylie admitted she’d had work done I don’t think people would care greatly even though she is ridiculously young to be doing so much. It’s because she claims it’s either puberty, or a waist trainer, or something that is patently not surgery.
I had to log on to say this: despite her sh*tty taste in “men”, I know her dad is really proud of her. Of course mom and the rest love her, but I think her dad is especially proud of her.
Barf.
Fools and their money and all that.
Her ensuing meltdown (both facially and mentally) is going to be something to see.
I have been seeing a lot of memes/pages callin out her old face, new body, and general fakeness, so I have hope that people will eventually wise up. At the very worst, we’ll just have to wait until the overdone and over filled trend of beauty goes away before she starts to fade too.
Kylie Jenner has become such a sad and pathetic teenager. Honestly, I don’t think she is sexy at all no matter how big her butt gets or how much more of a duck she becomes….I just feel sorry for her.
I wonder how much restraint it took for PimpMamaK to not green light a blow up toy. Cause that’s how sick they all are.
DIS SHE GET EVEN BIGGER IMPLANTS? there is NO denying it at this point girl! Those are huge!
Maybe she’s selling huge volumes but on the other hand you can also easily sell out if you under stock in the first place. For those pop-up-store lineups, wouldn’t be surprised if they hired 40 or 100 “extras” to crowd it out and to hype it up. I’d bet even companies like Apple do it with stealth ninja NDA, gifts or perks from the brand, and decent pay. But Kylie does have a lot of silly fans, like many other YouTube and Instagram stars.