I have been ignoring Kylie Jenner for a week or so, even though she was one of the Daily Mail’s top stories last weekend. You know why she was the top story? Because she was posting photos and videos of herself on vacation and people were like, “Damn, did she get another boob job?” The answer is yes, although I don’t think the boob job is as recent as people think. I think she went a few cup sizes bigger about three or four months ago and now she’s unleashing them. What’s strange about Kylie is that I tend to think she gets an entirely new face and body at least two or three times a year. Every time I stop and really look at her – after ignoring her for a short time – I’m always struck by how different she looks from one day to the next.
Why bring this up? Because Kylie is being made into a wax figure. She’s currently “posing” for her Madame Tussauds’ wax figure, and the figure will reside in the LA Tussauds. I would bitch about how Kylie doesn’t deserve a wax figure, but whatever. Kim has one. Kendall has one too. I get the feeling that the LA museum is the most budget franchise. Besides, the real conversation is that it takes six months to make a wax figure, so what is Kylie going to look like six months from now? The wax figure might look like her now, but she’ll have an entirely new face and body by August. And is “ironic” the right word to use about a girl who looks like a wax figure being made into a wax figure?
Photos courtesy of Kylie’s Instagram.
Fifth sign of the apocalypse right there.
Yes. And imagine all the wax they’ll have to have at the ready to add to her burgeoning fake ass each time she “enhances” it. (Had to put *enhances* in quotes, because.)
A plastic figure made into a wax figure. #SignsOfTheEnd
Yeah she is already a wax figure…
That’s what I logged on to say. Didn’t even bother to read the article loll.
The first wax statue than looks more human than the human herself.
The wax figure might look more lifelike
My first thought exactly.
Isn’t she already her own wax figure?
I really don’t understand what kind of mother would allow whatever happened to her body/face to their daughter, let alone to 4 of them.
When she does the photo op of standing next to it at the unveiling will anyone be able to tell one from the other? Smh.
No. They could just actually pay her to stand on display for a few hours a day, same themselves the trouble.
The wax figure would have more life in its eyes
I’d ask why she even deserves one, but I’m really not surprised anymore since she already looks like a wax figure, might as well make one.
And you really just have to scroll through her instagram and you’ll easily be able to pinpoint her “evolution” in under a year.
Yeah, the boobzillas definitely were installed after Halloween. Either that, or she’s had a massive 4 month long menstrual cycle.
As much as I want to goof on her, it’s sad. She is into phase 3 of Anna Nicole Smith, without Anna’s occasional odd sense of humor. Behind the headlines of what’s going on in America, are the tragedies of the walking wounded, girls like Kylie Jenner. Nothing appealing or impressive about her, just a product of a Hollywood manufactured family. Don’t light matches near her. she’s melting, literally and metaphorically.
Yeah, I feel really sorry for her.
God please let it be with her original face
At the rate she’s racking up the plastic surgeries, they’ll need to be updating the mannequin at least once a year.
Exactly what I was going to say! After a month, it won’t look anything like her
Imagine the internal emails at Tussaud’s once it’s done: “melt Jenner’s nose, she changed it again!”.
“Kyliejennerthick” 🤔
Yeah… you just gotta laugh at how sad the whole charade is.
Why?
Quick, before she’s irrelevant! (Or melts).
house of horrors section probably, definitely…hopefully
What a waste of wax.
I jist assume she will stand in the museum for some time each day?
Next up, a star on the walk of fame.
I’m all for someone getting surgery if they have a healthy mentality about it and it truly does help them feel better about themselves. However, when you take it to the level that Kylie has and she isn’t even out of her teens yet, it’s unhealthy and it’s a problem. Her self esteem is in the gutter and it’s tragic. I’m continually baffled by how popular she has become and how much people seem to enjoy watching this insecure child becoming increasingly artificial. She will literally do just about anything for attention at this point, and the rewards just keep rolling in.
With Kris and Bruce/Caitlyn as your parents and Kim as your older, more famous sister, I imagine it’s very difficult to keep an even mental keel. Add in a BF who I believe is taking huge advantage of her, and you have a recipe for disaster.
Kaiser..this is too easy. “Why bring this up”? That’s a good question,because she has, in a sense, been being made into wax slowly over the last few years, and her loving mother started it all.
All I’m going to say is that they need to get on with doing a full set of Game Of Thrones statues! I know they already have Dinklage, but he needs some company…
This woman getting a wax figure seems redundant. I never read Kardashian posts but these guys can’t even get an expression on their face, so a wax figure of them is the same thing as the living version, it seems to me. Except maybe the wax will have more personality.
What are you talking about? She’s been costantly on her period, that’s why her boobs are so big.
By the way, did she really need a wax figure? She already is one.
Please continue to ignore her. It’s refreshing not seeing her vapid , manufactured face all over
well – the jokes write themselves on this news.
Remember when she said her “growing boobs” were just because of her period. LOL did anyone really believe that? She’s next level Kim Kardashian.
Meh. I thought the whole family already had them.
She is painful to look at.
hands to God I thought the first image was the wax figure
Why not just use Kim’s?
It’s just the effects of natural counturing when it comes to Kylie’s boobs.
Why not. She’s mostly plastic anyways.
Omg not gonna lie, for a second there I thought that was her wax statue until it move. Kylie just scared the ish out of me