It seems Mel Gibson only trusts pregnant girlfriend Oksana as far as he can throw her. Mel has been harangued by his adult children and his soon-to-be ex-wife into demanding a DNA test on the child Oksana is carrying. According to the National Enquirer, the kids want to make sure that Oksana’s baby is “a rightful heir to his fortune.” Except I read that as “a rightful heir to the Crazy throne.” Mel’s kids aren’t the only ones worried – apparently, he’s been getting crap from the people at his church, too. It seems the general consensus for everyone around Mel is that Oksana is a gold-digger who got pregnant to get a nice slice of Mel’s fortune. Shocking!
So who else could have fathered this baby? The best hunch the Enquirer can come up with is Oksana’s ex-boyfriend, music producer David Foster. But who really thinks Oksana would have stupid enough to get pregnant with someone else‘s baby? She took one look at Mel and saw the crazy cash register:
Dad-to-be Mel Gibson is asking his pregnant girlfriend to agree to a paternity test on their baby to determine if he’s really the father!
[Mel] agreed to seek a DNA test after his grown children and close friends persuaded him to make sure the baby is a rightful heir to his fortune.
“Mel really loves Oksana, but he’s a businessman, too. He really had no choice but to ask for a DNA test,” a source close [Mel] told the Enquirer.
[Mel] made the decision after speaking with friends and with the grown children he had with his estranged wife Robyn, the source divulged.
“Some of Mel’s closest friends in his church convinced him that it’s the practical thing to do. There’s just too much at stake,” the insider said.
“Mel doesn’t believe that Oksana has been with anyone else, but after hearing misgivings from his children and friends, he decided he had no choice. Oksana wasn’t happy about it, but once her baby is born, there will be a paternity test.”
[The] April 13 divorce suit filed by Gibson’s long-suffering wife Robyn has set the stage for a bitter battle over his billion-dollar fortune.
Sources say Mel has been hearing rumors about the possibility that [Oksana had] been seeing her ex, award-winning music-producer David Foster. But there’s no evidence that her baby is anybody’s but Mel’s.
“Mel was sick and tired of the questions about Oksana’s loyalty, but it finally got to him,” adds the source. “He didn’t want to bring up the subject of a DNA test to her, but he realized he had no choice.”
His kids have pressured Gibson to take a paternity test, insisting that he get physical proof that the child is really his, confides the source.
“Some members of Mel’s family believe Oksana is a gold digger,” an insider adds. “It’s hard for Mel to hear that. He says he’s agreed to the DNA test not for himself, but for his family.”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, June 15 2009]
For Oksana, it’s not all pain, suffering, mistrust, dirty deeds and dealing with Mel’s nasty, drunken self. According to a separate report form In Touch, Mel is already making sure that Oksana, her 11-year-old son and the baby will be taken care of no matter what. In Touch has Mel buying Oksana a $2.4 million home in Sherman Oaks, California. It’s not exactly Mel’s extensive multi-million dollar spread in Malibu, but it’s not too shabby:
Mel Gibson [bought Oksana] and her 11-year-old son, Alexander, a charming $2.4 million love nest. The 3,468-square-foot home in Sherman Oaks, CA has four bedrooms and three-and-a-half baths, plus indoor and outdoor fireplaces and fountains in the backyard.
“It’s a beautiful place,” says one observer.
Despite the house, a rep for the actor denied a Chicago Sun-Times report that Mel will also pay Oksana “$10 million once the child is born later this year, $40,000 a month in child support and pay for all educational expenses through college.”
[From In Touch, print edition, June 15 2009]
Yes, Mel denied that payment plan that the Chicago Sun-Times reported – because Mel is waiting for the DNA test to come in. Once it’s established that it’s Mel’s baby (I’m sure it is), the payment system will be back on, I’m positive. It’s almost enough to make me wish I had a rich sugar daddy. How rich is Gerard Butler these days?
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This just occured to him NOW …wow he IS slow these days isn’t he…awww maybe you should have a drink Gibs….you know you want to…
I’m wondering if he bought her a house in her name or his. I suspect he bought it in his own name and she lives there, just so she knows she could be kicked out at a moment’s notice on Mel’s whim. I don’t see him handing anyone the keys to the kingdom. I wonder if it will all be worth it to her in the end.
It’s time to call Maury. Not for Mel’s sake but for the rest of the family.
sure she’s feeling the love right about now. @cinderella – is that show still on?
He’d better get DNA tests for the rest of the brood, too!
Just looking at numbers, there’s a pretty good chance that not all of those kids are his.
The DNA will prove the kid is his. She’s not just some casual star f*cker. She’s been a professional gold digger for years, and she knows exactly what she’s doing. She’s finally hit the jackpot, and there’s no way she’d make such an amateur mistake.
Unfortunately, the kid will be Mel’s, the “world renowned model,singer,pianist and composer” has to spread her legs to make a living.
Gerard is mine!! Hands off!!!
This DNA test situation reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith’s mess. Deja vu. Mel is Dad, i’m sure.
call Maury lol
Peg: better get DNA tests for the rest of his brood too !
40% of men who think their kid is their kid turns out its Not their kid.
j. ferber, I think that house is in a cfo’s name in his production co. if I remember correctly.
My Lord! Oksana hit the jackpot!
his wife must be laughing her ass off right about now.
I agree, with a previous poster. She had to fiqure that he would have ask for a DNA test, even if he’s a bit slow. Women can get their ovulation dates close to on target now. He da baby daddy!
My bet is the soon to be heir to the Gibson fortune will be total monster.
There is no question in my mind that his wife filed for divorce the second she heard this tramp was pregnant. Good for her for making her claim on the fortune before the gold digger popped the new kid out. And I am sure its his. That chick is no dummy. Mark my words – he will be miserable by the time this is done. No question in my mind that this will not end pretty.
Mel must hav talked to Timothy Dalton, ever her own mohter said he did not believe that Alexander was his.
god I feel old. I actually remember when he was hot.
Mad Max, the Bounty. sigh.
“40% of men who think their kid is their kid turns out its Not their kid.”
What? That’s nuts. 40%? Did you just make that number up?
“Some members of Mel’s family believe Oksana is a gold digger”
Understatement of the century.
crazymary, my thoughts exactly!
Look at him in that header pic! He’s telling us, “God, I f*cked up my life. I used to be Mel Gibson!”
You reap what you sow
When you knock up a ho
Thanks, Annie. Susette, you’re hilarious. No, Oksana wouldn’t make an amateur mistake like that. You’re absolutely right. I’d love to be a fly on the wall at Mel’s family/church discussions. That’s got to be some pretty high drama (for them). For me, it’s sheer entertainment. And Mel deserves every bit of it.
Hope she was worth it, Mel. Reputation gone. Family gone. Half your money gone. And now a professional gold digger whose ass YOU get to support until the kid is 18.
Mel’s asking for paternity test because a whore knows a whore!
Good going Mel. You left a woman who supported you until you hit the big time and then you made sure she was pregnant half the time while you went out a screwed everything that was still warrm. Now you are past your prime and drunk all the time and the wife it seems is tired of your play and had called it a day and now you have a kid on the way?? Well when she takes you to the cleaners and she will ,because she was smart enuff to get knocked up we will see how long your may december crap lasts lol Ask Tim Dalton..
Daisy wrote: “You reap what you sow
When you knock up a ho”
Damn that was funny as hell. Sheesh, put a warning on comments like that, I damn near choked on my soda pop. By the way, that would make a fantastic bumper sticker.
Update: I actually called the nurse in to read that, she wants the bumper sticker as well.
wow what an original idea to get pregnant so he will marry me…
oh nows there’s pre nup , up front and dna’s testing before…
and Mel is such an honorable man by letting this crap hit the press…oh yes.. too late to be the later.
so what happens if the dna test comes out that the baby is his. will she sue his –s for mental cruelty??
like this doesnt happen every day with geezers older than mel …keep it in your pants my friends or better yet how about condom ??
Pfff, like he’s Lance Armstrong… Now that’s one dude that needs a knock on the head and a DNA paternity test.
But Mel? Nah, dude has super sperm and a big dollar sign on his forhead and about minus 500 morals so you bet Oksana saw the light and cashed in. The kid is definetly his.
Of course he’s worried – he’s about to give half of all of his money to his soon-to-be-ex wife, and now another woman may be due some of the rest of his fortune. He deserves to lose his money.
Child support? What’s that? I haven’t seen a cent since my son was 5 years old and the state just let’s the bill creep up to $75,000. And they do nothing. I’d chop off my hand just to get half of what I’m owed.
Women like this make me wish I had just been a slut and slept with some rich guy instead of my own husband.:(
Wow she’s a pretty good golddigger Timothy Hutton, Mel Gibson and David Foster (who is rich as hell too!). She’s got some mad skills. $10 million + 480,000/year just for having a kid?Either way she is getting paid.
Y does she have to b a golddigger? Didn’t he choose to sleep with her unprotected??????? I think everyone is looking at sugartits like he’s God when realllllllllly he was the married one sleeping. Around!!!!!’nnn stop hating on women who get lucky with these dummies, it takes two and usually the man pushes for sex more and especially unprotected……. Stop being jealous, I’m a decent married god fearing woman and I’d luv if Mel. Gibson or sum other dumb rich dummy knocked me up!!!! LOL cha ching!!!!!!!! Who doesn’t like the good life?????? Good for her, too bad for him, he’s married , he should have respect for his children’s mom, it’s not the mistresses fault, she can’t force. Him to do. Anything!!!!!!
“But there’s no evidence that her baby is anybody’s but Mel’s.”
Um, HELLO! There is no “proof” yet that the child is Mel’s either!! One look at that Michael Jackson-esque face of her’s (if you can even call it that at this point) and you can see she has “me, me’ me” written all over it. However, I will say that if Mel was dumb enough to be so moved by lust for someone that he would not take the time to stop long enough to consider everything that he (and more importantly his children) had to lose and stop and slap on a rubber (EVERY TIME!) then he deserves what’s coming to him. Bye-bye fortune.
dubdub200: I couldn’t agree more with you about Lance Armstrong. I almost fell off my chair when I first heard that story! NOT because of his young girlfriend’s pregnancy mind you, but because he is stupid enough to blindly believe that that kid is his. Hello, you underwent chemo, have one ball, and all three children born to you and your ex-wife were concieved through IVF since you were clinically diagnosed STERILE. Not to mention the fact that that chick got “surprised” by a pregnancy less than two months after they started seeing each other. Geez, just goes to show you what some people are willing to believe. USE CONDOMS PEOPLE!! Even in cases like that.
Susette: You are too funny! And probably right. How do men in Hollywood continuously get duped by women like this? I just don’t understand…
Boy, that alcohol can really do a number on the brains cells. And knowing Mel, his cells have never had a chance to rest and recuperate & regrow.
No wonder he’s so slow on the uptick!
@daisy424–LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta back up TaylorB on this one: the ultimate bumpersticker!
And, let’s face it–Oksana didn’t get “lucky”…she has to live with Mel Gibson. And worse, go to church with him!! Baby or no baby she deserves compensation just for that.
part of me would like it not to be mels child, but you guys are right…she is not that stupid to get pregnant by another man…and what is with mel…he’ll take care of her and her children no matter what…he really must love her or something else..
if he has to ask for a PATERNITY TEST, then he shouldn’t be marrying her. What an imbecile. he could just support the kid and dump her $$$$$$ ass.
I can see a girl and that kid will be cute!!!
Just curious, but I wonder what it takes to be a “professional golddigger?” Not that I’d do it, but it would be fun to read a book about it, either a how-to, an autobiography, or a combo of both. I guess Oksana is the natural author of that, but I don’t think she’ll write it since the first rule of gold-digging is probably to say it’s all for love. Another great read would be “How to be a Hollywood Beard.” I’d read that one, too.
her life story in a magazine about her skipping from one man to man to rich man to rich man would make you run for the hills. MEL did kill ALL HIS BRAIN CELLS BY NOW. What does this woman do? NOTHING, SHE SCREWED TIMOTHY DALTON AND HAD HIS KID TOO!
For j. Ferber: How to Be a Professional Gold Digger:
1. Find target: Middle aged man. Wealthy, not too bright, and substance abuse or insanity a plus.
2. Flirt: Flatter, flatter, flatter. Laugh at all his jokes, and generally boost his ego.
3. Conversation: Show interest in any stupid thing he seems interested in. Appear intelligent enough that he won’t be embarrassed to be seen with you, but don’t let on that you’re more intelligent than he is. Make it clear that you understand and appreciate the fool better than anyone else does.
4. Sex: Give the impression that you’re just in it for fun and have no long term plans. Pay attention to your ovulation dates and make sure he knocks you up before the blood returns to the idiot’s head.
Voila! You’re set for life. It’s hard work, but Oksana deserves a round of applause. There are a lot of gold diggers out there, but she’s got mad skills.
well, it just seems too good to be true…10 yrs since his last child…millions of affairs..no children…and now a miracle…could it be he really loves her?
linda k., how does the fact they she happen to concieve means he really loves her? she’s had since 2007 to work on this pregnancy. I think he is “in love” but I don’t think this relationship will make it for the long hull. Real love has to be based on respect, in his heart of hearts does he really respect her? I don’t see how he could. Look for her to be posing in a big magazine, I just read some where she’ll be posing in a “big American Magazine”, where she’ll have a big photo shoot and talk about her relationship with Mel.
Why a DNA test and not a blood test ?
this just gets weirder and weirder…really it would be crazy if she was not pregnant with his child..it would blow everything… as you said annie, she’s been working on this one for a while..i can’t wait for the interview…
Mel should be happy he can even make a baby. As drunk as he is 24/7 how’s he even get it up? Unless it’s a steady diet of Viagra and Jack Daniels.
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DNA test is better than a blood test..?
he know that child is his HERE COMES CHILD SUPPORT.
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