Lindsay Lohan: ‘I feel so, like, caged’

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As CB was reporting earlier, Lindsay Lohan is still causing drama wherever she goes. Whether or not she actually responded to Dr. Drew’s claim that if Lindsay kept drinking, she would lose an arm, Lohan is still partying hard in London. Lindsay went to London under the guise of doing some kind of alleged photo shoot, but she seems to be spending most of her time stalking Samantha Ronson, who is in London for work and to see her family (and probably to get away from Lindsay). It seems Lindsay was out on Saturday night, doing her normal thing when she happened to bump into a reporter from The Mirror. The reporter has an eyewitness account of Lindsay’s behavior at the club, and it’s not pretty.

The Mirror reporter witnessed Lindsay talking repeatedly about how she felt “caged” and how Lindsay always had a vodka drink in hand. One eyewitness described Lindsay as “a girl on the brink of self- destruction.” During the night, Lindsay was also texting Samantha, and hours later, Lindsay tried to curl up in a ball on the floor:

I’m used to celebrities getting wasted, making fools of themselves and larking around.

But what I witnessed at London’s Cuckoo nightclub this week was beyond anything I’ve ever seen before.

Step forward fallen movie star Lindsay Lohan who was on the table next to me at the Swallow Street venue.

I watched open-mouthed as Linds sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: “I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged.”

Unfortunately, the creepy behaviour continued as Lindsay and her posse visited the bathrooms.

My spy tells me: “She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged. She was just not all there and it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown.”

“She spent much of the night furiously texting Sam Ronson – and wasn’t best pleased about the texts she was getting.”

“Everyone with her was actually very concerned about her. She seemed like a girl on the brink of self- destruction.”

And there was even more cause for concern when Linds returned from the loo.

My jaw once again dropped as Lindsay – who had a vodka in hand throughout the night – squirmed around as if trying to hide in a ball on the floor.

Maybe this bizarre behaviour has something to do with on/off girlfriend Sam as she’s believed to be the real reason behind Lindsay’s visit to the UK.

Even after two years of going in and out of rehab, it seems like Linds has a long way to go before she’s back on track!

[From The Mirror]

It’s not funny – it seems like Amy Winehouse, before St. Lucia, doesn’t it? Not that Winehouse is doing so well in St. Lucia, but Amy’s crazy self seems more contained, you know? Like she switched from hard drugs to just local rum. Lindsay has reached the contained part yet – her self-abuse is still international and expansive. So, where is Samantha? Not that she’s Lindsay’s keeper, but it would be interesting to know if Sam was trying to employ some kind of tough love with Lindsay. Or is Sam still Lindsay’s enabler, and Sam just wasn’t around that night? Though I think Dr. Drew is a real jerk, he’s right about one thing – Lohan’s downward spiral still hasn’t reached the basement yet.

Lindsay Lohan is shown on out in London on 6/7/09. Credit: WENN.com

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  1. wonder woman says:

    YUCK YUCK YUCK! I can’t believe I used to like this waste of space, Lezy Cokah!

  2. teehee says:

    The picture it paints to me is that Sam just used Lindsay, even if they could share some fun together at the same time. Sam doesnt truly care for her, and for someone as fragile as Linds, being dealt that has pushed her past her limit. I dont see Sam as concerned lover or even enabler. I just see a girl who cant take care of herself and another selfish one who spotted a chance to take part of the craziness for her own amusement and self promotion.

  3. the original kate says:

    if only someone WOULD put her boring ass in a cage…and throw away the key.

  4. Kati says:

    Why do you think Dr. Drew is a jerk? He is awesome-and always right!

  5. Blondie says:

    No surprises here…where is her mother? If she truly cared about her daughter she would be trying to help her. Sad, Sad and more sad.

  6. Lem says:

    “a girl on the brink of self- destruction.”
    is this one of those classic British understatements?

    I know, I know it’s not the topic. That mirror writer should be tossed. I don’t require much, that was nearly unreadable. Incoherent as if the writer was ‘vodka in hand’ and to the loo along

  7. HashBrowns says:

    I really feel sorry for Lindsay. Her mother is a ridiculous farce of a parent, her father is a deadbeat former drunk turned into a born-again Christian nutbar now that his daughter has money; how else did you expect her to turn out?

    I wish she had better parental figures-or ANY parental figures who weren’t completely crazy.

  8. ash says:

    yeah she was literally caged behind her nappy hair. she wasn’t exagerating.

  9. BiggieShortie says:

    Oh, you sad little meth hound! We will gladly allow you to fade in to obscurity.
    Give it a try. We would appreciate it very much. And, you’d be so….FREE!
    Bust outta that cage, please!

  10. leigh says:

    i strongly disagree with the idea that sam used lindsay this whole time and that’s it. i think a far more likely reality is that when you fall for someone who is hellbent on self-destructing, it is remarkably easy to fall into their despair as well and the only reliable way to stay sane yourself is to remove yourself from the situation. i think she probably was enabling lindsay, but linds is also a grown woman. and when you love someone, it can be very difficult to take a firm stance against their substance abuse because as much as it’s clearly beneficial in the long run, you’re likely to make them hate you for a while.

  11. Ggirl says:

    LL needs to be caged with no access to any mind altering substances!!! Before she took a right on Crazy Lane, she was actually pretty. Now, with the insane skin and bones routine no one even wants to look at her.

  12. Anoneemouse says:

    “Maybe this bizarre behaviour has something to do with on/off girlfriend Sam as she’s believed to be the real reason behind Lindsay’s visit to the UK….”

    NO – maybe this bizarre behavior is caused by too many trips to the bathroom. By the way, don’t know too many people who hide in a bathroom to drink, so must be something chemical she’s going in there for.

    Another waste of space and breath on this planet.

  13. Candi says:

    Although fame is not easy for everyone,Lindsay Lohan puts herself out there for the wolves.

    I swear,only a self destructive individual would enjoy this kind of attention.

    She could try to act more lady like,and be more low key.

    I have no pity for her.

  14. Kyky says:

    Im just curious if any of you on here making some of the comments you make realize, she’s been doing this for how many years now???? nonstop becasue of her mother, who, unless a camera is there to photograph her good side, has virtually nothing to do with this girl. Shes been used her whole life, and being in front of a camera in some form is the only life shes ever known….take into consideration what her life without cameras, when shes alone must be like…I wonder if she sits there and just cries realizing that this is the rest of her life

  15. gg says:

    Lindsey Lohan: You, like, did it to yourself, quit whining.

  16. CeeJay says:

    It was proven previously that Sam Ronson sold pics of Lohan to tabloids and used to regularly tip off reporters and paparazzi as to her whereabouts. I have no sympathy for Sam Ronson. I believe she is complicit in Lohan’s downward spiral. In fact I believe she used Lohan for the growth of her career and now that she no longer needs her, or no longer wants to deal with the drama, she is pitching her to the side. Some of you may not want to believe this is true, but do your research and you will find many incidents prior to Lyndsay’s rehab two years ago when photographers stated outright they were notified of Lohan’s drunken antics by Sam Ronson.

  17. skeptical says:

    Sam gives tipoffs for lindsay being drunk? huh what? then who was tipping the paps before Sam came into the picture?

    Maybe Lindsay’s habit of flashing her crotch and nipples and wearing such flimsy clothing is what created the pap frenzy.

    maybe her insistence about flaunting her sex appeal more than anything else drew the sharks in?

    Samantha has been DJing for 11 years, and it was during the DJing that she met and became friends with Damon Dash, who later signed her as the first rock artist ever signed on to Roc-a-Fella records.

    Samantha is also an heiress, comes from OLD MONEY.

    Meanwhile Lindsay has been steadily becoming less of a box office draw since 2005.

    If anything, Lindsay was using Samantha as her personal wallet.

  18. Magsy says:

    Wait til the straight jacket goes on.