I’m pleasantly surprised by how low-key Amy Schumer’s wedding really was. Sometimes, celebrities claim that they’re just doing something “really simple” and you find out that their idea of “really simple” involves a five-course dinner for 200 people and two wedding planners and all of that. It’s not that every person should have one particular kind of wedding, it’s just that if you want to plan your massive dream wedding, JUST SAY THAT. In any case, I don’t think Amy Schumer was one of those “my dream wedding involves a 50-page itinerary” kind of bride. She seemed to decide to marry Chris Fischer on the spur of the moment, just days before the actual wedding took place on Tuesday in Malibu.
People Magazine had tons of details from the wedding, and Amy posted some no-nonsense Instagram slideshows for her wedding photos. Apparently, Amy chose her Monique Lhuillier gown just four days before the wedding, and it was the first and only gown she tried on. She did have a stylist help her out, but it sounds like it was a pretty easy day for the stylist. Amy paired the Lhuillier gown with a cream cardigan for the post-wedding festivities, then she changed into a simple white slipdress from The Row even later on in the evening. Amy didn’t wear any jewelry except for the ring Chris gave her, and her stylist says that Amy isn’t much of a jewelry person anyway.
The photos she posted include some pics of her father, who is in a wheelchair. Some commenters suggested that her father’s declining health might be one of the reasons for the surprise wedding. I think that’s more than possible. As for the other theory, that Amy is pregnant… she said on Instagram that she’s not preg. She also says she doesn’t want any gifts but people can make donations to Everytown, which is the gun safety/gun control group she’s been working with ever since a gunman shot and killed two women at a movie theater showing Trainwreck.
Photos courtesy of Instagram.
Those rubans on the bridemaids’ dresses… yikes. Otherwise Amy looks pretty! And the dogs are adorable!
Spotted Jake Gyllenhaal in the last picture, ah!
she looks pretty, and really happy. like can’t-stop-grinning happy. good for her.
JLaw and Jakey? Hmmmm….
Jake G. is friends w/ the groom
Pretty dress!
It all looks very cute
The cardigan + dress is actually a cute look. However, I don’t like the dress by itself. I don’t find it to be flattering for her. That being said, my opinion is ultimately irrelevant. Everyone looks like they had a great time.
Aw, that’s nice. They look very happy.
Amy can certainly be a polarizing person but I’ll admit that I do sometimes find her show funny and I loved her book.
I always root for love and it makes me smile that she looks so, so, so happy here. Really, it’s radiating through her in these photos.
It’s no secret that her beloved father’s health has been on a serious decline in recent years so, IF she felt that she needed to rush a wedding with a man that she truly loves-and who loves her-in order for them to experience that day together, so be it 🙂
I genuinely hope she felt beautiful and had an amazing day. That being said, as an outside observer, simply from a fashion standpoint, I think the dress is crazy unflattering in multiple ways, from not enough support for her ample assets to looking rather cheap and see through in the sunlight. Kinda’ stunned a stylist was involved.
Seriously. In that top photo and one of the People photos, there is definitely TMI for a wedding dress.
Also didn’t realize that JLaw was a foot taller than her. I always pictured Amy as tall.
As someone who is top heavy I know that spaghetti straps will not work for me. That are just not flattering. A good bra would be needed if an attempt.
I really think Amy should have tried on a couple more dresses.
good for her. is that jennifer lawrence in one of the pics??
Yes, Amy and Jennifer are buddies.
Mavel Toz
Congrats. Husband looks like Mr. Big (Chris Noth?).
Maybe pregnant in a couple of months?
Amy looks really happy, and I don’t get the same douchey vibes from her husband as I did from her ex-boyfriend. She’s definitely been on my sh*tlist A LOT, but seems to have mellowed and matured since she’s been with this guy. Good for them!
I thought the exact same thing. That other guy was THE WORST. This guy seems great.
I so agree with this… her last boyfriend gave the sketch vibe.
I like her standup and her show but often find her deeply problematic and tone deaf. However, she seems more low-key and mature now and it is so nice to see people look so in love.
@sunny TOTALLY. I’ve always felt kind of bad for her as a comedian and person, because you can tell that her “people” tried to sell her as a feminist when, uh, she really isn’t and kind of doesn’t even know what that is?? Which gets cringey. But I’m rooting for her and these photos made my day
The bridesmaid dresses are hideous but she looks nice. Wedding looked great for being thrown together in a few days.
Still can’t stand her so she can go away (and take Lena with her) that would be great
The dress does absolutely zero for her but her hair looks good.
Congrats, I guess. The whole thing seems very odd but I doubt anyone expects it to last. That said, she should have taken a moment to try on a few more dresses as the dress is not very flattering–which I guess she knows, hence the comment about it being the first one she tried on.
Happy is the best ‘look’ – congratulations!!
I was surprised it was a designer dress. Fabric & style looked off the rack cheap. But, it appears a good time was had by all. Mazel tov.
+1
I don’t like the dress, but I am surprised at how well she kept this under wraps.
She looks really happy. Even though I may think it’s too soon, you do you Amy!
Best wishes, Amy Schumer!
Sometimes, clothes look lovely in person but photograph really unfortunately. Maybe that was so here?
At all events, I hope they’re really happy together. Looks a lovely day.
Ugh. I know we’re supposed to be nice because it’s her wedding (very happy for her wish her the best and all that jazz since I have no opinion on her) but that dress is terrible. Doesn’t fit her properly, not tailored at all. No support up top. Should have done something dif with her hair/make up.