Melania Trump’s FLOTUS office hilariously claps back at Rudy Giuliani

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Rudy Giuliani is a trainwreck. You can choose to think that it’s sort of funny or you can choose to think that it’s scary. It’s both, in my opinion. Rudy’s role, as much as anyone can discern, is to be Donald Trump’s “TV lawyer.” Rudy’s not Trump’s actual lawyer, in that Rudy won’t be representing Trump in Trump’s eventual (fingers crossed) criminal trial. Rudy is there to go on TV and make speeches which Trump believes will make the “public case” for why Trump is “innocent.” It’s funny because Rudy can’t open his f–king mouth without incriminating Trump in assorted ways. It’s a dumb sh-tshow but it’s slightly hilarious how BAD Rudy is at all of this.

Anyway, when Rudy was making a speech in Israel this week, he decided to spontaneously – ?? – defend our Dear Leader’s honor by claiming that Melania Trump “believes her husband” rather than believing the claims of Stormy Daniels. Rudy then went on to trash Stormy for being an adult film actress, because respectability politics from a man who dumped his wife for his mistress always works out in the end. Hilariously, Melania’s office actually ISSUED A STATEMENT about Rudy. OMFG.

Rudy Giuliani shared his thoughts about Donald Trump‘s alleged affair with Stormy Daniels — and first lady Melania put Giuliani in his place. At an event in Tel Aviv on Wednesday, Giuliani, an attorney for the president, insinuated that Melania didn’t believe that the president had an affair with Daniels. “She believes her husband, and she knows it’s untrue,” Giuliani said.

Following Giuliani’s remarks, Stephanie Grisham, a White House rep for Mrs. Trump and East Wing communications director, released a statement to PEOPLE on Thursday: “I don’t believe Mrs. Trump has ever discussed her thoughts on anything with Mr. Giuliani.”

Though Melania, herself, has yet to publicly address the reports of Donald’s alleged extramarital occurrences with porn star Daniels, Grisham’s rebuke suggests that Giuliani does not directly communicate with Melania. In January, Daniels claimed she had an affair with Trump in 2006 and was paid $130,000 by Trump and his longtime lawyer Michael Cohen. Although Trump and the White House has denied the affair, a source close to Melania previously told PEOPLE that the first lady is “furious” over the nonstop controversies engulfing the White House and her husband’s presidency.

“What’s happening is exactly what she didn’t want to happen,” the source said. “They’ve literally become like the Kardashians: scandals, divorces, headlines.”

[From People]

Gloriously shady. Of course Melania Trump isn’t sharing her thoughts with Rudy Giuliani or anybody else. She’s let her actions speak volumes, from her 25-day disappearing act to her refusal to travel to Camp David and on and on. But then again, she’s still there. I don’t believe she’s “trapped” as much as she’s just pissed off and tired. She’s not looking for a long-term escape route, she’s just pissed off that people expect her to be anything other than a pampered and lazy trophy wife who only spends time with her husband once a week.

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  1. Lynnie says:

    trump will fire Rudy soon enough and then what will he have to show for it smh. I’ll never understand the mentality of people who willing sign up with the orange disaster thinking they can end up on top 😪.

    Lol Melania is so done. Now if she could bounce that would be great. I wonder if fox and co. will pick up on this statement

    • YankLynn says:

      Also, every time Rudy shoots his mouth off about N. Korea – or any other international situation involving the USA — I have to wonder – wtf ??! He’s at most Trump’s personal lawyer and I agree with Kaiser not even really that. He is definitely not a part of the State Dept or national security team. So shut your mouth Rudy as Trump can do enough damage to our reputation without your delusional bellows.

      Per Melania at FEMA — it seemed obvious to me Trump dragged her there just to assuage his ego/reputation. Even if all had been rosy time the last month, of what possible impact or use was she at that meeting anyway. Even he, not surprisingly, didn’t address any of the most important issues this department should be addressing. Let alone what were we supposed to hear from an unashamedly uninvolved First Lady.

    • Elkie says:

      Two Scoops is like the Typhoid Mary of business & politics – completely immune to his own s**t, yet everything he touches succumbs to nausea, vomiting and watery diarrhoea, and then dies.

      And LOL at Rudy for claiming that gold-diggers-who-wouldn’t-have-touched-Trump-with-their-worst-enemy’s-bargepole-if-he-were-broke Ivana, Marla & Melania were somehow superior to Stormy, who at least owns her choice of career…

      • NameChange says:

        The irony, right? The man who can only buy wives having a mouthpiece who disparages women who can be bought.

    • notasugarhere says:

      Rudy G is doing exactly what Trump wants – distracting the electorate, throwing sh!t at the Mueller probe and all involved government agencies, and getting the Trump supporters foaming at the mouth to protest any legal charges. Bread and Circuses.

    • jwoolman says:

      Well, now we know that Melania doesn’t believe her husband’s claims of fidelity.

      Otherwise, she or her staff wouldn’t bother to point out that Giuliani has no idea what she thinks about anything.

  2. Brooksie says:

    One of the words that comes to mind when I look at her: empty.

  3. Ceire says:

    That, in my opinion, is neither a clap back nor shade. It’s a contradiction.

    • beatrixkiddo says:

      Yup.

    • whatWHAT? says:

      exactly how I took it too.

      she believes 45 cheated because that’s who he is. he cheated with her and she knows that he cheats ON her. surely doesn’t (or, didn’t) care because it means SHE doesn’t have to do it.

      but it’s the public humiliation she doesn’t want to have to put up with. cheat discreet.

    • Killjoy says:

      A contradiction expertly crafted to dodge her NDA.

  4. Lightpurple says:

    Given Melania’s own past as a model in porn magazines, Rudy believes he has more credibility speaking for Melania than she does speaking for herself.

    BTW whether or not a person worked in the porn industry has no bearing on one’s credibility as a witness

    • whatWHAT? says:

      and let’s not forget that 45 has appeared in “soft pr0n” productions.

  5. Umyeah says:

    Do you think Melania may have some kind of contract about staying with him during presidency?

    • Jane says:

      I thought of that , too. Let’s be honest here. The Donald has a hold on her in my opinion.

    • ORIGINAL T.C. says:

      In the texts released yesterday of Trump’s fixer attorney Cohen, he said that Melania was in his office. These where the shady texts between Cohen and Stormy’s ex-lawyer (who was a double agent for Trump). This is when the Stormy story hit legitimate media. So my *guess* is Cohen was probably trying to appease Melania with money from Trump or an increase in her ultimate divorce settlement? Just putting two and two together but I could be totally wrong!

      However I hope Melania learns from Stormy’s mistake and gets her own secret lawyer. Someone like Avenatti because we all know Trump breaks contracts all the time…

      • Annie says:

        Seriously, what is the deal with Davidson and when is he going to be disbarred? That guy is as dirty as the day is long. He makes personal injury lawyers look positively saintly.

  6. InPurgatory says:

    I literally laughed out loud at that statement. RG is such a train wreck that it’s delightfully fun to watch.

    Melania doesn’t have to discuss it…….her actions scream volumes. Girlfriend renegotiated her prenup to stay through his presidency, so now all she is doing is marking days offer her calendar. And we all hope it’s sooner than later…

  7. Beth says:

    How much longer is she going to put up with this? Clapping back with a tweet after her cheating husbands sleezy lawyer makes untrue comments isn’t strong enough. There must be a secret reason she’s sticking around through all of this humiliation

    • Wood Dragon says:

      My guess is the son and money. Her parents have become American citizens now so that has to be one crossed off the list.
      She’s playing a long game I suspect till she can go back to a life of quiet self indulgence.

      • Digital Unicorn says:

        She has to know that Trump doesn’t have any money – its wrapped up in real estate, he is asset rich but cash poor.

        I think she’ll leave him soon and is currently negotiating a financial settlement – they can spin the divorce to blame the media with their fake stories and people like Stormy, his base will lap that crap up.

        I, for the life of me, have never been able to comprehend women who willingly sleep with/marry men like him even if they are paid. He is so thoroughly disgusting and always has been.

      • KB says:

        I think any agreement she has negotiated or is negotiating will require her to stay until the end of his term. She better be getting that money up front though while there is still some left.

  8. Chaine says:

    Well, that spoke volumes. Some day, someone in that family circle is going to write a scathing tell-all, and I can’t wait to read it.

    • notasugarhere says:

      Just so long as they write it from their prison cell.

    • KB says:

      It’ll be Tiffany when she finds out she wasn’t included in the will or got peanuts compared to the others. Or Melania when she wants to clear her name and explain why she delayed their inevitable divorce (if he lives long enough.) Melania truly, truly hates him. She can barely hide her disdain when he’s around.

  9. Incredulous says:

    The wheels on the bus keep falling off, falling off, falling off…

  10. KB says:

    I hope she has negotiated some kind of deal that guarantees her a lump sum to be paid every year she stays with him. She needs to get the money before he croaks or goes to prison and creditors come after his estate (which is already much, much smaller than he claims.) I assume she is only staying with him due to some kind of financial agreement, and I hope she is smart enough to get it sooner rather than later.

  11. Jayne Birkinb says:

    Trying to imagine Michelle Obama doing the same things:

    -work illegally in the US
    -pose naked for a commercial photographer
    -lie about her academic degrees
    -push a conspiracy birther theory
    -plagiarize a national speech
    -stay in Chicago for 6 months at the start of a presidency
    -fly to a Florida resort or NYC on most weekends
    -wear mostly foreign fashion brands
    -hold FLOTUS events very rarely
    -wear sky-high heels to a FEMA emergency
    -state journalists deserve to be harassed by crazed supporters / stalkers

    If she had major surgery, just say it, and have Mrs. Pence step in and actually do tge FLOTUS role.

    • Yes Doubtful says:

      She would get dragged for days. The deplorables STILL hate her and she’s not even FLOTUS anymore!

  12. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    I cannot believe these words are actually being typed by my fingers, but… GO,MELANIA! Please, please start releasing more statements like this one via Ms.Grisham. Help flush all the turds!

    (And yes, while I never viewed it with my own eyes, I believe the posters here on Celebitchy who recall Melania being a birther when it came to President Obama. That’s downright shameful.)

  13. madonami says:

    She has no class and I don’t mean the nude photos. They are so messy. And that includes her. She is FLOTUS ffs, whether she likes it or not. A class act would not put out a statement like this. A class act would just ignore it or say something directly addressing the affair “allegation” in a thoughtful way. Who is she kidding with she didn’t want them to be the Kardashians? They’ve been trashy low-rent reality TV messy forever. And she is tacky AF.