Does everyone remember the girl that John Mayer hooked up with right after he and Aniston called it quits in March? Her name’s Scheana Marie Jancon, and she’s 23 years old. Allegedly, she and Mayer hooked up a few times. Then Scheana tried to get famous off of the association with Mayer by giving an interview “telling all” about their “relationship” and Mayer predictably dumped her. Well, Scheana’s back, and she’s trying to get famous off a whole new hook-up – this time it’s her years-long affair with married Eddie Cibrian.

This story comes from In Touch Weekly, and seems completely sourced from one of Scheana’s “friends” named “Sandra”. According to Sandra, Scheana and Eddie were carrying on for a couple of years. At first, Scheana had no idea Eddie was married. Probably because this girl is an idiot, and she had never heard of Google? Anyway, she eventually found out Eddie was married, but Scheana still kept carrying on the affair. In Touch also has some pictures of Eddie and Scheana together, so part of the story is probably very real. But when Eddie was caught in public with LeAnn Rimes, it seems Eddie totally dumped Scheana, even changing his phone number. Now Scheana’s friend is whining to In Touch that Scheana can’t believe that she wasn’t Eddie’s only mistress! Wait, let me go get my tiny violin:

LeAnn Rimes recently told Dean Sheremet, her husband of seven years, that she wanted to leave him in the hope of being with her married Northern Lights costar Eddie Cibiran. But LeAnn will be surprised when she learns that Eddie was not only cheating on his wife – he was also cheating on both of them with 24-year-old model Scheana Marie Jancon up through February.

“Scheana was in love with Eddie,” Scheana’s close friend tells In Touch. “And she said Eddie told her he loved her. They were inseparable.”

Eddie and Scheana were connected emotionally and physically. “They had a really strong attraction,” Sandra reveals. “She said the sex was amazing. It was very passionate.”

Eddie, who is married to model Brandi Glanville and has two sons with her, met Scheana three years ago when she was a bartender at the Grand Havana Room in Beverly Hills. Eddie, who she claims didn’t tell her he was married, took her out on dates every Tuesday.

“That was their date night,” Sandra says, but adds that he chose low-key LA bars… probably so he wouldn’t be spied straying. “He wasn’t shy at all about PDAs,” Sandra tells In Touch. “He just didn’t have any shame.”

When Sheana finally did figure out that Eddie was married, she could not bring herself to end it. “She didn’t mean to be a home wrecker. She was just too far into it,” Sandra adds. “Her feelings were involved and it was hard for her to stop.”

Eddie treated Scheana like his girlfriend and spoiled her with vacations and jewelry. In the summers, he took her on five-day boating trips at local lakes, and in the winter he taught her how to snowboard.

One Christmas, Eddie even bought Scheana diamond hoop earrings. “She wears them all the time,” Sandra adds. “They’re beautiful. He treated her like a princess.”

Eddie and Scheana carried on their romance until February. “They took another trip to Mammoth,” Sandra explains. “It was the last time he told her he loved her.”

A month later, the two were supposed to meet up for St. Patrick’s Day, but on March 7, Eddie was captured on a security camera making out with LeAnn in Laguna Beach. He changed his phone humber and coldheartedly hasn’t contacted Scheana since.

“Scheana feels betrayed,” Sandra reveals. “She feels like Eddie cheated on her, as well as his wife. She was in shock.”

Scheana – who has also hooked up with John Mayer – had no idea that Eddie had been hooking up with LeAnn since they met on set last year.

LeAnn, who, In Touch recently reported, separated from Dean in the hope of being with Eddie, will likely not be amused when she finds out about his steamy affair with Scheana.

“If you’re going to have a mistress,” Sandra insists, “only have one! Maybe he just didn’t think it would ever come back to him. Or maybe he really didn’t care if it did.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition, July 13 2009]

I don’t feel any pity for this girl, or for LeAnn, or for Eddie. I feel a little twinge of something for Eddie’s wife Brandi, but really, how could she not know? Personally, I didn’t really believe the story that LeAnn wanted to leave her husband Dean for Eddie – I think LeAnn and Dean have an open marriage, but that’s just my take.

Eddie’s career is going better than ever in the wake of these scandals – the Lifetime movie he and LeAnn did had some of the best ratings ever for a cable film, and Eddie recently signed on for a new role on CSI: Miami. He also just signed on for a Hallmark Channel movie, Healing Hands. Cheaters always win, I suspect.

Here’s Eddie Cibrian showing off his tough biker side for photogs as he leaves Cross Creek in Malibu on June 28th. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .