Last week we reported on the rumor that Angelina Jolie and David Beckham might be teaming up for ads to promote the new Armani fragrance. It seemed too good to be true (and too funny to be true), but the rumor had a lot of life in it. Finally, some enterprising Extra reporter (story via OK!) accosted David Beckham and asked him flat-out if he and Angelina were going to be oiled up in Armani underpants for some hot, greasy fragrance-sellin’. And that’s where I kind of lost the thread of this story. David Beckham seems to want to flat-out deny the rumor, but then hedges a little with “I don’t think that’s true.” Hm… okay. Then Becks totally goes off about his marriage and Angelina and Brad. Read this and tell me if Becks is talking about Armani advertisements or a sexy affair
David Beckham is no stranger to stripping down to his skivvies for Emporio Armani underwear ads — he even posed in some hot spots with wife Victoria Beckham — but the sexy soccer stud denies the rumors that he’s set to star in new ads with Angelina Jolie.
“I don’t think that’s true,” David tells Extra. “I definitely don’t think that’s true. Think it’s something put out in the press.”
Even if the opportunity arose to appear with Angie, Becks says it would be a no-go.
“She’s an amazing person and so is Brad. They’re an incredible couple — got an amazing family. You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.”
[From OK! Magazine]
“You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.” Uh… so are we still talking about Armani fragrances then? Or is Becks just riffing on how Posh wouldn’t let him get within ten feet of Angelina’s vagina? It’s not like Angie’s vadge is a Venus flytrap, Becks. She could conceivably shoot an ad with him and they could end up not having sex. Shocking, I know. Am I reading too much into this, or was Beckham’s answer really funny?
Angelina is shown on 1/8/09. David Beckham is shown on 4/26/09. Credit: PRPhotos
Just be grateful it’s more or less in complete sentences.
LOL@embertine. That’s our Becks alright not the most gifted in the brain department.
I think he’s saying that the respective spouses wouldn’t allow it and such a hot ad would inevitably lead to sex. He understandably wants to avoid the wrath of Posh and the temptation of Angie, so he won’t do it.
LOL. sounds like he’s denying rumours of an affair.. he’s probably hooked up with her in the past.
He’s speaking as part of a “brand”, it’s a business. Both are branded as “happy couple w/family” and I can’t see either as that desperate that they’d compromise their unique brand status at this point.
poor helium-voiced beckham… not too smart.
I think Becks has taken one too many soccer balls to the head…
Ha ha ha, he says he wouldn’t do it because she would come onto him like she did Brad. Even Becks with his pea sized brain fears AJ’s fangs. He fears having 9 kids. He he. This is my post of the day.
This is just David Beckham at his normal level of clarity. He’s not an articulate guy – unless he’s talking footie, and even then is prone to trotting out cliched babble – this is just David Beckham saying no, the rumours are untrue. That’s all. Anyone reading anything else into this is not familiar with David and his nice but pea-brained self!
LOL!!
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One word:
Becksalina.
Actually, I think Angie’s vadge IS a venus fly trap
That voodoo that you (Angelina) do, so well.
Football. Not soccer. It involves a ball kicked around with feet throughout the whole game. Except for lateral start shots and the goalie’s job.
Jesus…
Anyway, what ZENIE said.
First off I doubt Brad would care. He’s too secure in himself to even think Beckham could get Angie. I mean that’s laughable. He may be Beckham (and i hate admitting this because I loathe Joile) but it’s AngieJo, they’re not even on the same wave length (you have one women who donates time and money to charity and one who has never done anything for charity and spends her time finding out about the latest styles, not the latest updates on current affairs). I doubt AngieJo knows who Posh is or cares about her.
It would be funny though if they did an ad together (assuming Angie would deign to lend her appearance to something like Armani). Imagine Posh fumming! I’d pay to see that. She’d probably latch onto him during the photoshoot or try to network with Angie, thinking they could become besties and she’d be an even BIGGER star. Forget the Cruise’s, Joile-Pitts is where it’s at.
@Iara: It’s called soccer in America whether you like it or not. We already have football here and even though they only kick it during certain parts of the game, feet do touch the ball.
Anyway, poor Becks. Poor dumb Becks. Dude is pretty and that’s about it. Which is fine because damn he’s fine.
LOL to Ashley! Victoria NEVER done a charity??! What a complete ignorant you are! Victoria HAS her own PRIVATE charity under her name, and she has helped A LOT of kids back in UK!! Just go to UK and ask the fortunate people there that get their help. Unlike Angelina and Brad..Victoria AND David actually kept their charity at low, and not publicized it. When you’re doing good to people, it is enough that the people who received it know about your deed. Anyone else don’t need to know as it is NOT their business. Publicizing it and eager to let the public know is NOT doing good in my book..that’s FAME CRAZY and MERE ACTING! But I’m not saying Angie is bad..what she’s doing with her charity is good too.
And to Celebitchy..YES..you ARE reading too much on this! See..BEckham said that coz Extra (and the media) was trying to create a NEW CONTROVERSY with Beckham’s name..and what more hotter controversy than the rumour of Posh getting jealous of Angie, or there’s a possibility of the gossip of affair between Becks and Angie? And yeah..as a RESPECTABLE married man, Beckham IS RIGHT in refusing to pose with Angie in a SEXY, STEAMY shot..coz even if there’s nothing between them, THE MEDIA like YOU would be so happy to create an affair for them! So..BECKHAM IS THE WISE MAN HERE..NOT YOU GUYS!
This is why this pair has been aptly titled “Thick and Thin” in England….
Sounds like a simple man who loves his wife, to me. I wouldn’t want my husband posing seductively in a photo with any other woman but me. ‘Nuff said?
sounds to me like he would be tempted by Angelina so he doesn’t even want to entertain the idea of doing an ad with her.
Moon, I couldn’t agree more. Jolie has been welknown for her homewrecking reputation. She has gotten away with it wih jen’s marriage. But there’s no way Vic will let her anywhere near her man. I read they just celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary. Come to think of it, if jen had not let pitt did movie with jolie, maybe they could have celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary too. what a shame.
Love how it’s never the GUYS’ fault when an affair happens.