You know it’s going to be a good day when there are new pictures of Colin Farrell and Gerard Butler, both wearing the hell out of some suits. Sigh. I had a dream about the two of them the other night. They were friends, and they invited me to dinner. Gerard told me to order whatever I wanted while Colin tried to feel me up. I ordered a steak, and tried to get into Gerard’s pants while Colin tried to get into mine. It was an awesome dream. CB claims that Colin would be a better catch, but I had to respectfully disagree. I love Colin and everything (and I definitely wouldn‘t kick him out of bed), but I think Gerry would be the better boyfriend. For her part, CB acknowledges that Gerry has a “leg up” because he’s so friggin’ big. We both love the big guys.
Back to reality – Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl attended the premiere of their film The Ugly Truth last night in Hollywood. I’m laughing myself silly at these pictures, they’re so funny. My favorites are the ones where Gerry is licking Katherine’s face, and then in the next photo he’s making an “icky” face like she tastes bad. He probably got a tongue full of makeup. Meanwhile, the whole time Katherine is just posing her butt off. They do look really cute together, and it seems like they were both hamming it up for the cameras. Very cute.
Not so cute? Katherine’s whole look. Taken separately, I could see how different parts could work on their own, but all together the combination is kind of rough. The dress isn’t terrible, but the color washes her out a little. CB doesn’t like Heigl’s hair, but I don’t think it looks too bad. I kind of like the darker reddish-brown. My biggest complaints: too much jewelry and too much makeup. Heigl is a pretty girl, she doesn’t need all of that crap on her face. Gerry was just doing his part to get some of it off… using his tongue. But those necklaces! They make her look like a grandmother.
On an added Gerard Butler note, he was on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien last night. I haven’t seen the whole interview, but Radar has a funny clip of him talking about the romance rumors. He jokes about how he and Jennifer Aniston are going to get married, then says after that, he’s going to marry Cameron Diaz and Joan Rivers.
Oh, and here are some new pictures of the lovely (but sort of small) Colin Farrell, on the set of London Boulevard. He and Ray Winstone were apparently shooting a scene in the rain last night in London. Damn… put Colin in a great suit, and that boy is fine.
Colin Farrel is shown on location in London shooting London Boulevard on 7/17/09. Credit: JACK LUDLAM/bauergriffinonline.com. Most photos of The Ugly Truth premiere from WENN.com, except the one where Butler is looking at Katherine strange – that’s from bauergriffinonline.com
love the necklace but that is a hot mess of a dress. terrible cut, color, fit, everything, ugh.
Gerard Butler licks Katherine Heigl at Ugly Truth premiere
…within minutes Butler began to hallucinate, screaming ‘I Am the Walrus!’ and had to be escorted from the theatre before the film began.
How bout a SHAVE, guys?
ZOMG. 0_o Gerard, how could you? You don’t know where that face has BEEN! Sterilize the tongue or you’re dead to me. Do you hear? D.E.A.D.
I feel nothing for Collin. Nothing. I love Gerard, he is big and I love big. Cant stadn Heigl. Wish she could go away.
Gerard Butler is actually Irish, his parents are. They just moved to Scotland.
Collin Farrel cleans up good.
Gerard Butler and his parents are of Irish decent. He was born in Glasgow, therefore, he is Scottish.
And in her next interview, we’ll all get to hear about how awful her experience was making this film with Gerard Butler. The movie portrayed women in a bad light, blah, blah, blah. But she had to put on a happy face and pretend like it was funny when he licked her face.
Gerard, you’re wasting your tongue on her. You can lick whatever part of me you’d like.
Just looking at the pic, without reading Kaiser’s post, I could have predicted she’d be trashing Heigl in about a nano-second. Kaiser, just accept it. Your faux-mance with Gerard is just not written in the stars. I think you need to move on, hon.
I guess I’m the only one who likes her. I think she’s brave to say some of the crap she has said. At least, she’s not boring and fake like JenA. Speaking of which, I bet Jen is ready to stab her eyes out seeing her man, GB licking her younger, prettier rom-com rival esp. since her PR team has tried to make it like they are dating.
I love how GB called Heigl “sassy, very talented, very funny” while calling JenA “classy and real.” Sorry, I would MUCH rather be the former than the latter.
Oh my God Collin looks so delicious…every time I see a photo of him I get butterflies in me tummy.
@ hello! – I think he also called KH ‘sexy’ as well. Funny how the latter you mentioned never gets called ‘beautiful’ or ‘sexy’ by her male co-stars, just ‘classy’ or ‘smart’. Weird that.
“Gerard Butler and his parents are of Irish decent. He was born in Glasgow, therefore, he is Scottish.”
No – he would be British or Irish, depending upon what part of Ireland his PARENTS’ lineage is from.
Clean, dirty, Scottish, Irish, British, I’ll take ’em both any old way. And the size thing: oh yeah. My husband’s 6’5″. It’s awesome.
HA – mine is 6’3″ and British and it IS awesome.
that dress is so aweful! puke… and i coulda lived without the face living pics :/
All I want for Christmas is in Kaiser’s dirty little dream..sizzle, sizzle…
They look cute together. And, I like her unlike others. I think it’s sad that people punish women who are opinionated in Hollywood. It seems like the only way women are allowed to be–is a “sweetheart.” Any sort of bitchiness and the woman is punished. How unrealistic. It boxes women into playing roles rather than being real. No one can be sweet 100% of the time.
to hello! OMG you are the most pathatic bastard in the galaxy!!!Why Do you have to bring up jen in a post that is not about her at all!!!you really need to grow up and GET A LIFE!!! go comment about mangelina!!i bet that you loooove her!!!
to whatever… TOTALLY agree with you.