Update: We still don’t have access to the specific kissing pics referred to below, but here are some photos of Madonna and Jesus kissing and swimming off a yacht and with her kids on a boat in Portofino, Italy yesterday. Don’t they look cozy? Look at that guy who is crouching down just to hold a parasol over Madonna! Also, what is that huge earring Jesus is wearing? He looks like a pirate! Credit: Fame Pictures

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We’ve seen plenty of photos of Madonna and Jesus out together, but usually it looks like Jesus is there in some sort of official capacity – like to make Madonna seem much younger and more relevant. He could also be hanging around as some kind of glorified assistant – he’s been seen carrying Madonna’s bags and it’s rumored that he often babysits her kids. Maybe I’m in denial because the thought of 22 year-old Jesus having athletic sex with 51 year-old Madge just skeeves me out and I was hoping it wasn’t true.

It could be, though, as Jesus and Madonna were finally photographed looking intimate. Jesus was seen kissing Madonna’s well-preserved neck at dinner for her 51st birthday. If the situation was reversed I would speculate that Madonna was getting some life essence like the succubus she is. Instead, it looks like true love or at least like they’re legitimately having sex. *shiver* There’s also another picture of the two kissing over breakfast on their hotel patio in Italy. We can’t post the photos here, but Radar Online has them.

Madonna — along with her gorgeous boy toy/model Jesus Luz — is in the Italian Riviera resort of Portofino Monday to celebrate her birthday in true star style.

The superstar singer — who turned 51 Sunday — booked an entire floor of the town’s Splendido Hotel for her stay. The Material Mom (sans kids) was snapped Sunday sharing breakfast (and a kiss!) with Jesus before joining the rest of her entourage later for dinner and cake.

Famed Italian fashion designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana are expected to host a star studded birthday party for the Material Mom during her trip.

But where there’s Madonna, there’s always controversy. The ‘Like A Virgin’ Singer caused a flap on Saturday when her Sticky and Sweet tour concert in Poland happened on the same day as the Feast of the Assumption, a high point of the Catholic calendar marking the traditional belief that Mary, the mother of Jesus also known as the Madonna, was taken up into heaven.

She may have been branded a “Satanist” by the religious leaders of Poland, but Madonna seemed genuinely touched when the 80,000 strong crowd at her concert in Warsaw surprised her by singing a traditional Polish birthday song, ‘May You Live A Hundred Years’.

“I feel your love. I love what I do, but you regenerate me,” said a beaming Madonna.

Many of the fans near the stage also held up paper hearts. One said: “Adopt Me.”

During the concert, Madonna paid tribute to fellow pop icon Michael Jackson, who died June 25 in Los Angeles, CA.

A Jackson impersonator did the King of Pop’s signature moonwalk dance move on stage while wearing a sequined jacket, white T-shirt, white glove and white socks, while a large photograph of him as a boy appeared on stage.

[From Radar Online]

I’m sure it’s no coincidence that Madonna timed her tour so that she was performing in a predominantly Catholic country on one of most holy days of the year. It’s a little more subtle than hanging herself on a cross with a crown of thorns on her head, but just as purposeful. That was Madonna’s little pre-birthday present to herself. There’s nothing she likes more than a good old fashioned feud with the Catholics. She also apparently still has that doe-eyed young model on the hook. Damn her.