Gerard Butler was photographed in Manhattan on Sunday, riding his bike. While I like his fancy yellow kicks, my eye is drawn to his… breasts. Oh, God. Does my boyfriend have man boobs (moobs)? I think he does. When he leans forward, his moobs perk up and fall forward. Which I can relate to, considering that when I lean forward, I’m almost blinded by DD-cups running over, so to speak. Perhaps this is something we can bond over when we’re married? I don’t know. Do I really want to marry a guy with moobs? Granted, these moobs aren’t quite Jack Nicholson’s saggy C-cups. Gerry looks like he’s a pert A-cup or B-cup. What the hell causes this? Besides eating too much. Is it some kind of bad pectoral workout? Gerry didn’t always have moobs like this. Is it lack of pectoral muscle definition?

Anyway, Gerard has two new films coming out this fall, and several trailers have been released. I think the trailer for Gamer has been out for a little while, but I just saw it on television for the first time over the weekend. Meanwhile, the Law-Abiding Citizen trailer was just released last week, and it is kicking my ass with awesomeness. I didn’t realize that Gerry played some sort of hardcore avenger in the film (in the trailer, you even get to see him turn himself in to the cops… naked… without the moobs!). I kind of like seeing Jamie Foxx play the buttoned-up district attorney while Gerard Butler plays the family-man-turned-sociopath-madman. Good stuff.

Gamer is described as “A high-concept action thriller set in the near future, a time when mind-control technology has taken society by storm. Humans control other humans in a mass-scale, multiplayer online game. Reclusive billionaire Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall) has created the controversial form of entertainment, “Slayers,” a hugely popular game that allows millions to act out their innermost fantasies and desires – online – in front of a global audience. Gaming has evolved into a terrifying new dimension… mind control… mind manipulation… people playing people!” The film stars Butler, Michael C. Hall, Ludacris and Kyra Sedgwick.

Gamer will be out on September 4th, while Law Abiding Citizen comes out October 16th. Between the two of them, I think I’d prefer to see Law Abiding Citizen, but I’m sure Gamer will be a big hit. It looks like a film geared towards teenage boys almost exclusively. In any case, I’m a very happy camper. I’ve lots of Gerard Butler interviews and red carpets to look forward to. Let’s say a little prayer that the moobs disappear.

Here are the trailers for “Gamer” and “Law Abiding Citizen,” along with Gerard and his mobs in Manhattan on Sunday. Photos thanks to Pacific Coast News.