This latest story is just another in a long line of “Lindsay Lohan is a cracked-out diva” stories – and it won’t be the last, either. But I enjoyed it. It’s just a little anecdote about Lindsay (and her sister Ali, the 16-year-old with the smoker’s rasp, who looks like Dina Lohan’s twin) at a fashion show, and how she still thinks she’s some kind of A-Lister. These photos are Lindsay at the show – is it horrible that I don’t hate this outfit? Lindsay usually looks like death warmed over, but this dress with the thigh-high stockings isn’t too bad. I mean, she doesn’t look classy or anything, but it kind of works. My mother would declare the outfit “whorey”. Lindsay’s mom would declare this outfit “Can I borrow that?”

Lindsay Lohan is largely unemployed these days, but she still behaves like a movie star. For the G-Star runway show Tuesday night at Hammerstein Ballroom, “She arrived with her sister, Ali, and two other guests,” said our insider.

“She had already copped an attitude by refusing to pose for photos, and she had to be dragged into the press line.”

Later, “Lindsay decided she wasn’t happy with the seating arrangements. She began taking the seating cards for celebrities like Juliette Lewis and Christian Siriano and moving them or throwing them on the floor,” said our source.

When she threw Taylor Momsen’s place card to the floor, event producers approached her. Lohan responded, “Don’t [bleep]ing touch me,” and “rolled her eyes and continued moving the place cards,” said our spy. There’s no stopping a true diva.

[From Page Six]

“Don’t f-cking touch me,” Lindsay muttered, and no one did anything! How about calling the cops on her dumb ass? Eh. How long will Lindsay continue to even be invited to these events? And what bothers me more is that Lindsay pulled this sh-t in front of her sister. Great message for Ali, right? Be a cracked out diva, hiss “don’t f-cking touch me” and everything will go your way. Yesterday, Jaybird wrote about Life & Style’s cover story this week, in which a source claims “Anything Lindsay does, Ali wants to do.” This includes dressing alike, “looking shockingly skinny and sporting plumped-up lips.” So how long before we begin reading Page Six reports about Ali’s psycho, cracked-out diva behavior? And you know Ali wants to be the kind of “celebrity” Lindsay is. You know, the kind of “celebrity” that never works, perpetuates neverending drama, breaks into her own home (allegedly) and gets sued all the time. Tragic.

Oh, and in case anyone cares, Lindsay Lohan just tweeted that regardless of whatever rumor is spreading like wildfire, she is not in a psych ward. Lindsay wrote: “Hahahaha my publicist just called me & said she heard I was in a psych ward!!!! Hahaha WHAT IS WRONG with people???? I’m working lol…BUT that’s one I’ve NEVER heard about myself before! New ones r always interesting huh? There’s SO much more going on in the world! Wake up.” Oh, Lindsay. She’s so wise. Tell us more about what’s happening in the rest of the world, Lindsay!