Yesterday Kaiser wrote about Lindsay Lohan pulling a complete diva act at the G-Star show during Fashion Week in New York. Lohan didn’t like where she was sitting, so she started tossing the seating cards of tons of much bigger celebs and arranging everything to her liking. When the event organizers came over to her, she told them, “Don’t f-cking touch me.” Kaiser suggested they should have called the police – and it seems like others agree that’s generally the best way to handle Lindsay Lohan.

According to Hollyscoop, last night Lindsay and girlfriend Samantha Ronson got into one of their epic fights. I’d link the past examples here except I think the servers might explode from so much work. I can’t link four hundred fights. I’m sure this pair argue in their sleep. They’ll fight from their graves. It’s all their relationship is based on. Anyway, last night Lindsay and Samantha were still in New York, staying at the Bowery Hotel. During one of their screaming matches (I mean it was a Thursday, got to have the customary late-week brawl), Lindsay hurled a room service tray at Samantha’s door. Only it turns out it wasn’t Samantha’s door. She was off by a few. Naturally the guests inside that room called the cops, because there is seriously nothing more terrifying than a rage-filled Lindsay Lohan outside your door. I know that sounds sarcastic but I really do mean it.

Police arrived on the scene and Lohan was eventually dragged out of the hotel by the cops. Hopefully kicking and screaming, as instinct tells me she’s not likely to have left with dignity.

Lindsay Lohan is back to her old tricks! We suspected Lindsay wasn’t 100% “sober” like she’s been claiming, but this story pretty much confirms our speculation.

Inside sources tell Hollyscoop that Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of the Bowery Hotel in New York City last night after a blow-up fight with Samantha Ronson.

Police were called to the scene after Lindsay reportedly “threw a room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend’s door” during a heated fight.

The only problem was…she threw that tray at the wrong door. As a result Lindsay was kicked out of the posh hotel, with authorities escorting her off the premises.

The same source claims Lindsay’s friends and family are planning on staging an intervention to get her back in rehab for the fourth time!

It’s official! Lindsay is a mess! Her family and friends have a right to be concerned for her health and her safety. She’s clearly a threat to herself and those around her!

[From Hollyscoop]

You know what would be fabulous in addition to an intervention? An arrest. I know the cops are more likely to try to settle a dispute in a case like this instead of arresting someone since no one was injured. But with Lindsay’s cracked out history (she’s had plenty of arrests, mostly involving stealing cars, running over people’s feet, and high speed chases through the streets of L.A), she should have been arrested. I realize the NYPD has bigger fish to fry, but Lohan is capable of being more dangerous than she appears. I would absolutely not put it past her to hurl something at a cop, given a chance.

Lohan is normally a prolific Twitter-er, but she’s been totally mum since 9:27 Wednesday evening, when she denied the rumor that she was in a psych ward. Hey, maybe that’s true now!

Here’s Lindsay leaving a party with friends in New York on Monday night. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.