I enjoy the occasional “who got plastic surgery?” story because inevitably, I tend to think that celebrities got the wrong procedure done. For some stars, the rumors are always about facelifts or Botox, when they could really use a nose job. For others, I take a quick glance and think “Damn, they looked better before that hack cut them up.” For the latest round of rumors, we have Amy Winehouse and her boobs.

Now, I don’t mean to be cruel and judgy, but if you had thousands of dollars to spend on elective surgery, would you get your boobs done? If I was Amy, I’d take a crack at the sun-damaged, drug-and-alcohol-damaged face before I’d ask someone to start messing with my boobs. But Amy decided that it was her boobs that needed an upgrade, and reportedly had them done last week, going from a 32B to a 32D. CB doesn’t think she had a boob job because photo evidence suggests that Amy has always been pretty stacked. But my reasoning is that that Amy has lost a lot of weight over the past year, and some of it might hae been in her chest. Plus, I don’t think she went up that much – B-cup to D-cup isn’t a huge difference.

It’s being claimed that Amy Winehouse checked into a London clinic at the beginning of last week.

So we’re not entirely sure how she’s going to perform so soon after the operation (although she’s probably performed near death quite a few times) and producers of the programme are concerned she may not show up, having missed rehearsals because of the procedure. Management are also worried she may suffer an infection if she goes up on stage. And no-one wants to see that.

A source said: “She looks amazing, like a new woman. Amy told us she wanted a new look – it’s all part of her fresh start for her big comeback. We all feared she’d fallen off the wagon when she came in. Then we saw her bouncing around with these huge boobs which stand out as she’s so tiny and skinny. She looks amazing, like a new woman. Amy told us she wanted a new look – it’s all part of her fresh start for her big comeback.”

We can’t believe someone actually said that. Winehouse’s breasts have reportedly gone from a 32B to a 32D.

A patient added: “She started rambling and said, ‘I’ve had a boob job. I ‘ad ’em done for Strictly. I wanted to look my best and I’m sick of stuffing hankies down my bra’. It was hilarious. I didn’t even know she was going on the show – but the way she was when I saw her she was struggling to string a sentence together. I’ll be amazed if she can sing on TV. She seemed in a hell of a state – completely out of it.”

But that’s how she does it best…

[From Holy Moly]

Speaking as someone with natural DD-cups, it always pisses me off when women go above a C-cup or a D-cup, because they have zero inkling of the back pain, the hassle and bullsh-t that goes on with having big boobs. It sounds like Amy didn’t go up too much, and judging from recent pictures of her over the weekend, I would have simply suspected Amy got a padded bra, or that she gained some weight back in her bust. Whatever it is, it looks natural enough.

Of course, nothing is ever that simple in Amy Winehouse’s world. It seems that Saturday night Amy made a guest appearance on Britain’s “Strictly Come Dancing” (video here), which is like America’s Dancing With the Stars. After a reportedly “subdued” appearance doing “backing vocals for her 13 year-old goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield,” reports indicate that Winehouse was hospitalized for a “botched boob job”. For the love of God, Amy. According to reports, Amy’s manager (that poor bastard) took her to hospital where she was shouting, “I need to see someone, my boobs are f-cking killing me!” Doctors kept overnight and she has since been released.

Here are pictures of Amy on 10/10 (white tank) compared with 3/17 (flower dress) and November, 2008 (gray tank). Credit: WENN.com