These are just-released images from Kristen Stewart’s Harper’s Bazaar cover shoot. Or should I say, Kristen and Sparkles’ cover shoot. These two look like they could eat each other up. And then some. One question though – Kristen’s wearing her “Bella” wig, right? Because that doesn’t look like a sketchy weave added to a sketchy mullet. That looks like a really bad rug. Anyway, if you like these, you should check out the millions of similar images on “ROBsessed”, the Sparkles fansite.

I have to say, this current round of are-they-bangin’-or-is-this-all-a-setup stuff between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is working for me. I like that the two of them keep denying that they are hittin’ it. And I like that the studio (and everyone else) keeps on saying “no really, they’re all over each other”. It’s quaint. It was on Monday that Vanity Fair released the Pattinson interview excerpt where he denied (yet again) the hookup, saying “It doesn’t make any difference what you say [to the tabloids]. I’ve literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’” For her part, Kristen says the rumors are “so retarded”. On that note, here’s Us Weekly’s latest story about Sparkles and Kristen’s post-coital bagel bliss at the Chateau Marmont:

Friends with benefits?

Days after Vanity Fair released an interview with Robert Pattinson in which he declared he was just “friends” with Kristen Stewart, the two spent the night together at Hollywood’s famed Chateau Marmont on Oct. 29, Usmagazine.com has learned.

The next morning, a source tells Us they shared breakfast together from Noah’s Bagels (a plain bagel with walnut cream cheese for him; a blueberry with butter for her).

Around 8:30 a.m., they were taken directly to Hollywood’s Deluxe Laboratories for a screening of New Moon.

“Rob wanted a cigarette so he went outside with Kristen for about 15 minutes,” the source tells Us. “They were hugging, as Rob was smoking his cigarette and then he leaned down and kissed her on the lips. He had his arm around her almost the whole time.”

What did they think of New Moon (out Nov. 20)?

They gave it two thumbs up.

“They were really happy with the way it turned out and gave great feedback,” the source tells Us.

[From Us Weekly]

Friends with benefits? Bagels? Blueberries? Cigarettes? The Chateau Marmont? I’m there. Although I don’t think Sparkles and Kristen are friends with benefits, I think they are really and truly boyfriend and girlfriend. But whatever, you know these kids today. Always with their bagels and sex and vampires. I swear!

Photos via Robsessed