In a battle between two desperate, trashy, budget, famewh-re hussies, who would you put your money on, Shanna Moakler or Khloe Kardashian? I’m thinking Khloe. Just because she’s… bigger, shall we say? Shanna looks scrappy and mean, but Khloe would probably overwhelm her with brute force. I bring this up because it looks like there’s a C-list war brewing. Apparently, Shanna referred to Khloe as a “donkey”. And Khloe responded with something that sounded a lot like “shut up you stupid bitch I don’t even care wah wah”. Anyway, now Shanna wants us to know that she’s “sorry” for the donkey comment. She also wants us to know that the C-list “Battle of Oxygen Thieves” has been brewing for a while… who knew?
Shanna Moakler has put away the cat claws.
During a recent appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, Moakler, 34, called Khloe Kardashian, 25, a “donkey.”
Kardashian responded via Twitter: “I have no idea who this girl is but I guess she is talking about me. Talk on honey… I can care less LOL”.
When contacted by Usmagazine.com, Moakler expressed regret. “I feel really bad. I shouldn’t have said it,” she tells Us. “It was just an off-the-cuff statement.”
Moalker said she “was being gossipy, but it’s not a big secret that the Kardashians and I don’t really get along. I don’t care.”
She added that she “wasn’t there to talk about them. I was there to talk about me being officially back as co-executive director of the Miss California Pageant, hosting the pageant this year and my new makeup line.”
[From Us Weekly]
Now, here’s the thing: I hate defending Khloe, but I do it on occasion. I can’t help it, I feel bad for her. She doesn’t seem like a good person or anything, but I just think people should make fun of her for the things she does, the things she says, and her general personality. I don’t like when people make fun of her looks, probably because I don’t find her as grotesque as some do. Sure, she’s not pretty in the conventional sense. But just because she’s a big girl and she’s not God’s gift, that doesn’t make her a “donkey.” Ugh, I hate defending her.
Here’s Shanna Moakler – not looking at all donkey-esque – at the launch of Smoak Cosmetic Line at Cafe Was in Hollywood, California on October 13, 2009, credit: WENN. And here’s Khloe Kardashian, the anti-donkey, at the ‘Kardashian Charity Knock Out’ in California on November 3, 2009. Credit: Rachel Worth / WENN.com.
If the hoof fits…
Shanna might apologize, but I won’t. KHole, you are a donkey!
Never thought I could remotely like Shanna, but I did, until she back peddeled.
I sure hope Shanna doesn’t screw up again with some Prejean wannabe. It could happen!
@Twinkletoes Hahahahahah back atcha!
Since when is necessary to apologize for telling the truth!
Khloe still has better hair and makeup. Shanna’s look just screams CVS.
Is it better to be called a donkey than an ass?
TwinkleToes really summed it up.
No fan of either, but Shanna is right. Khloe DOES look like a donkey!
@ Confused: that surely is the truth (LOL). They dont call Khloe “Kong” for nothing. haha…
She DOES look like a donkey. Celebs make fun of other celebs all the time – it’s no big deal!
Shanna is way below Khloe at this point.
Don’t know how long Khloe will stay up there though.
Wow first thought was- donkey punching. I bet khloe’s big head gets it a lot.
Not that Khloe is georgous or anything but I think she is pretty in a different way – she maybe a bit bigger than most women but she should not be attacked in such a horrible way. Not that I really like her or anything but i think she should be treated like a human…
I would sue her for slander because it was an “off-the-cuff” statement (what the hell does that mean anyway)and she only apologized because she knows the possible repercussions.
I wonder why she doesnt get along with the Kardashians? She use to be some what relevent, but everytime she speaks its against someone else. I think its trashy to constantly put others down. So sorry Khloe wins this one with her classy response. (Did i just say classy & Khloe in the same sentence? wow)
She says “I can care less”…ok so that means you care a little bit, and you *could* care less than you do? Sounds stupid. I hate people who misuse the phrase “I couldn’t care less”.
Oh Khloe, what an unfortunate choice in outfits.
Big gals shouldn’t wear see-through shirts and yeast infection-brewing tight pants.
Shanna’s just looking for some publicity since no one’s talked about her since the Prejean Incident.
So what’s so ugly about donkeys anyway? They are cute! It’s so stupid to call names – grow up ladies. Let’s support each other instead of tear each other down.
@ Snowball: Yeah, she screwed up that Prejean thing so bad no one thinks she’s any better than Prejean! It just made her look hateful and mean. Shanna like so many others just need to go away altogether, or come with the disclaimer of ‘how not to act’.
Shanna is an ugly, useless, you know what.
Shanna is a nobody.Why would she even be involved in any kinda beauty pagant?Even though the show is dumb and the Kardashions act like idiots,they are way more famous then that she is.I think she is jealous.By the way,why does everyone think Khloe is so damn ugly?Seriously,Is she that ugly to all of you?I think she is getting prettier by the day,and her brash personality is the reason the shows are such a hit.
WHO CARES ABOUT THE NOTHING KARTRASHIANS? THEIR MOTTO IS: “HITCH MY WAGON TO A GREASY NFL OR NBA STAR SINCE MY 15 MINUTES OF NOTHING FAME WILL BE UP SOON”
Life sucks when your show got canceled ages ago and blah blah blah.
Wow, Kong’s kamel toe is kopious!
I’m sorry but I love Khloe!
crash2GO2: I couldn’t agree with you more! Shame on Shanna for behaving like a four-year-old and using her time on the airwaves making a comment like that. It just goes to show how well the job of co-executive director of one of today’s beauty pageants fits her.
why do people constantly refer to khloe as a big girl? she is taller than average, yes but hardly overweight compared to the majority of america. that pisses me off beyond belief, i am 99 percent sure she looks better than most of the people commenting on this site anyway.
Khloe is perfectly normal! She may be a titch annoying, but all those Kardashians are. As for her fitness, yes, she is probably in better shape than 90% of people posting on this site.
@! – I agree – so many people don’t understand that phrase and misuse it.
Aside from that, @ daisy – Shanna used to be a beauty queen – she was Miss USA in 1995. To me, she looks really hard and I can’t believe she made it that far in the pageant world. Shanna has no class and proves it everytime she opens her mouth. I don’t like the Kardashians at all, but why make stupid comments about other people – aside from keeping your name in the tabloids? She needs a hardly helping of STFU.
i honestly love khloe. she’s got balls and doesn’t give a crap about much of anything. Shanna croakler is lucky america felt sorry for her ass and that’s how she won miss america. Khloe is WAYYYYY prettier than that skank. Actually Khloe is the prettiest sister in that family she can’t help that she’s big boned. She’s the only reason i watch any of their shows. she’s a nut. GO KHLOE!!!!
@snowball
“yeast infection-brewing tight pants.”
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Ok, on the one hand, Khloe can’t help that she was born with a larger frame. The way some of you people are cutting her down, you’d think she surgically added size to her frame. On the other hand, Khloe has put herself on the public stage so she should expect some ridicule.
As for Shanna, puh-leeze. Why the comment in the first place? Jealous of her gig? Is she jealous of the attention Khloe is receiving, and she’s not getting any? Meh, move on Miss Straw Dye-job and actually DO something.
I had no idea she was miss america.jeeze,where were our standards that year?
Shanna wasn’t Miss America, she was Miss USA, which is the D-list, low-rent version. I used to watch it as a kid sometimes and the contestants all looked like busted hookers. So Shanna has a lot of nerve to talk about anyone else, especially since her makeup looks like she set the makeup gun to “wh*re” again…LOL. Who would buy makeup from someone who does their makeup like that? Trashy!
Khloe is not a donkey, she is a disrespectful potty mouth moose..
not a fan of Shana but she’s on to something here.
I think most people make fun of her face not her weight. She does look like a donkey and seems to have a nasty personality to fit. Maybe if she wasn’t so nasty she’d get a pass.