There have been a multitude of theories – most of them ridiculous – about where serial cheater Tiger Woods has been camping out since his numerous whores on the side have been all over the TV and tabloids. The first one to surface was that Tiger was in drug and sex addiction rehab. Another one said Tiger was hanging out on his yacht in Florida, having rendezvous with one of his mistresses, Rachel Uchitel. Another claimed he was in intensive marriage counseling with his wife Elin. There was a hoax e-mail saying Tiger was having major reconstructive surgery on his face after his wife smashed it with a golf club. Now, E! Online’s gossip queen Ted Casablanca is insisting that Tiger – face intact – is staying at the Trump Hotel in NYC, behaving very much like a single dude.
Tiger Woods, hiding out, but not exactly saving face, in New York.
T-Dubya has been shacking up at the Trump Hotel at 1 Central Park West, sources confirm to the A.T. So has his wife, Elin, joined him?
Yeah right. The paps have been staking out the hotel like it’s their job. Oh wait…
Sources inside the luxury towers tell us the missus hasn’t come a knockin’, and if we were Woods, we wouldn’t be expecting her anytime soon, either. Not without her big-gun attorneys, that’s fer sure.
T.W. has been doing his best to keep a very low profile there, which for him, means going back and forth between hitting the bar and barricading himself in his room. Supposedly, Woods has been boozing and fraternizing with some females there. Hardly the actions of a dude trying to woo his wife back.
I find it hard to believe that Tiger could be staying at such a high-profile place like Trump Hotel without being absolutely mobbed by the paparazzi. This is one of the biggest scandals in years – I’m sure the tabloids have mobilized their troops accordingly. Look at how they hounded Elin’s twin sister in Europe, thinking it was her. But if it’s true, it certainly doesn’t sound like Tiger is interested in preserving the marriage. Does anyone else think “Where’s Tiger” is the new “Where’s Waldo?”
Vanity Fair cover courtesy of INFphoto.com.
Where’s Waldo!! I used to love that as a kid. It’s called Where’s Wally over here. I’m sure once Tiger goes back to golf and wins a few tournaments all will be forgiven by the media. Ugh.
Hiding out in the Trump Hotel doesn’t sound like fun. No nearby golf course, driving range, or putting green. Room service, etc., gets old quickly. This story is hard to believe.
He asked for privacy while handling a private family matter. Let them handle their problems in private. Some Hollywood celebrities and the tabloids like to leak every little detail of relationships, true or not, but that does not make it the norm for all relationships.
I don’t think what Tiger did was right, but it’s not a reason to hound him and his family.
Just proves that any celebrity, no matter how famous, can disappear if they want to and are willing to spend the money on maintaining privacy.
Hate to say it, but he’s hiding out about as well as you-know-who in the Middle East.
I really don’t care where he is.
Who cares where he is? So we can see a recent picture of him and have some hack “body language expert” analyze his facial expressions to tell us if he’s sorry or not? Puh-leeze. I don’t need to see him.
…i think i’m finally starting to get sick of so many Tiger stories with question marks in the title. Until we know something, let’s relax on the coverage.
US weekly says he is LI at a billionaires waterfront estate. Nobody knows for sure
Yes indeed, Jazz. Once he gets back on tour and starts to win all of those tournaments, this will just be a blip. Now that I think of it, other celebrities have did far worse things than cheat (i.e. Rebecca Gayheart killed a kid, Halle Berry pulled a hit & run & amnesia, Nicole Ritchie – driving under the influence of some drug, Paris drinking and driving) and their they went on to bigger and better things. Same will happen with Cheetah.
Promise me you will always use this photo with all your Tiger Woods posts, please wont you? Pretty please with a cherry on top?
(please???)
He and his family needs privacy and time to recover. The media/tabloid is way too much intruding into people’s private matters and fabricating/exaggerating stuff hoping to ensure the fall apart of Woods family…
When you see how other celebs handle scandalous situations (hello, Charlie Sheen), Tiger has handled his with class. He hasn’t leaked stories to the media, he hasn’t maligned his wife, blamed it on anyone else, or hired a PR machine to spin, spin, spin. What he did was wrong, but surely this non stop coverage has passed the point of being relevant and is merely meant to exploit a private situation.
@hmm: class? He denied it until half the women in America came out to say they’d fucked him! How is that class?
Also, T-Dubya? Barf.
Vanity Fair is definitely on a downhill turn. First the Jessica Simpson cover, now this. Flounders and philanderers.
I’ve noticed that the PGA tour is a whole lot more family friendly since this vulgarian hasn’t been around. Hope he takes a good, long vacation!