Okay, so maybe we’re all having a bad morning, and we need a laugh. That’s where Kim Kardashian comes in. Kim is releasing her new signature fragrance called “Voluptuous” – which in and of itself is hilarious, but wait until you see the ad. This arctic Big Bird looking thing is the ad! This is supposed to make you want to smell like a Kardashian, which I only assume smells like glitter and corndogs. Beyond the fluffy, feathery cropped jacket (seriously?), get a load of Kim’s face! It really looks like she’s farting, doesn’t it? Like her gas is painful. Chuckle.
Since Kim Kardashian first broke the news that she’d be creating a signature scent a-year-and-a-half ago, the reality star has kept us guessing about exactly what the fragrance would be like. But today she finally unveils a sizzling new campaign for the eponymous scent developed with Lighthouse Beauty exclusively to PEOPLE.
Dressed in retro lingerie and a marabou coat, Kim swings from a circle that mirrors the smoky bottle, in an image that plays up her signature sex appeal. The scent itself mixes notes that were chosen to reflect aspects of her personality, with jasmine, tuberose and gardenia evoking her femininity and tonka bean and sandalwood suggesting an even softer side. For the time being, however, you can look — but not smell.
The scent, which will range in price from $16 for a .33-oz. rollerball to $65 for a 3.4-oz. spray, won’t launch until February, exclusively at Sephora.
[From People]
For goodness sake. This sh-t is ridiculous. You know what’s even worse? This ad isn’t even the only hilarious bullsh-t the Kardashians have going on this week, advertising-wise. Yesterday, the Kardashian’s sister faux-sultry Quick-Trim commercial was released. I think if you use Quick-Trim, you automatically get to prance around billowing white sheets looking farty:
‘Voluptuous’ ad courtesy of People Magazine.
she’s got a zombie man face in that ad lol. what were they thinking? also this is 1st picture i see of her where her breasts look fake. too much photoshop ooooor…?
she makes me wanna poop
OMG that video is so funny!!!
Believe me I am all for the fuller figure, but if I am going to take diet pills to get skinny I would want to look better than Klohe Kardashian I MEAN COME ON!!!!
she has total j-lo face in that ad
If her name wasn’t on the ad, I would have no idea that’s her.
Yes, love how she talks about having “the power to re-invent yourself.” As long as you have the money for all the plastic surgery required to do so. And if anyone should know how to re-invent themselves, it’s the chick (“woman” is too offensive to women), who launched her thousand teenage ta-ta fan-base with a sex-video and turned herself into one of the all-time hall of famers in the Attention-Whore Hall of Fame.
Trashy.
Oh my.
I think the worst part is that, though we here at Celebitchy make fun of these clowns, they have a significant enough fan base who will contribute to their bottom line and keep these famewhores on television :/
Nauseating.
and she’s STILL famous only because she got peed on in a self-released porn tape.
I weep for our future.
When will these people go away?
I blame Seacrest for this!
Kim’s ad looks very J-Lo inspired.
And why is Khloe in a Quick Trim commercial anyway. She’s a better fit for Carl’s, Jr.
You know, there’s an Oscar out there for sheer badness…”How hot can you be…?” mwhahaha
I wonder if it has notes of “peed upon?” Btw, the fragrance name is “Kim Kardashian…” not that it matters so much b/c I won’t be going near it!
They are all so trashy! I can’t believe we have to suffer through them another year…
The entire family is gross. My sister watches their show and loves them. I tried to watch it, but the way they talk is annoying.
I wish her the best
Why is she famous, again?
Probably another year or two, and their time will be up. When you have no talent to back up your fame, eventually it goes away.
I always find it funny that the “celebs” with fragrances are usually the last ones I’d want to smell like. Kim? Britney? Paris? Yuck, no thanks.
My fave is still Matthew McConaughey doing ads for some men’s cologne, when he reportedly has some of the worst BO ever.
omg, that quick trim ad just made my entire day – are you SURE that’s for real and not an SNL-produced self-parody? b/c, oh. my. god.
that said, i think kim k is gorgeous. she’s a twit and wears too much makeup, but she’s gorgeous.
OK, maybe I just have a dirty mind, but doesnt the logo on the bottle look a bit like a woman opening her legs and having something rammed in there from behind? Thats all I see. I guess its supposed to be her initials worked with a v but she cant come up with something better? Is that the best on the drawing board?
LOL!!! Yes Hatsumomo, I see the bottle too… WEIRD!!! LOL
Glitter and corndogs… LOL!
OMG I want to kick kittens after watching the Quick Trim vid.
THIS IS THE BEST POST OF THE DAY. “This arctic Big Bird looking thing is the ad! This is supposed to make you want to smell like a Kardashian, which I only assume smells like glitter and corndogs.” AND THE FART FACE REFERENCE. love it love this site!!!
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE JENNIFER LOPEZ! BUT JLO IS TWICE HER AGE! HAHA
‘How HOT can you be?’ Love the subtle dig at her former friend Paris Hilton!
There is no denying that Kim is a beautiful, sexy woman, but the sight of Khloe trying to be sexy and sultry is frickin’ HILARIOUS!! She looks like she is barely awake and doesn’t want to be a part of the shoot.
To think that we have Paris to thank for Kim and her sisters’ ‘careers’. Ugh.
Also, *boo* *hiss* to Ryan Seacrest for continually pushing these talentless tarts onto our tvs.
She is a beautiful person and makes good pictures, some not so good and this one is not so good.
I assumed this “scent” would smell like urine with hints of butt-sweat.
That video was so ridiculous it almost seemed like a spoof…
What’s up with these K girls? None of them have any talent, I do not understand why they are “popular”
If the perfume’s called “Voluptuous”, why have they photoshopped her so that her thighs are thinner than her tits?
With all the photoshopping they did on her body, they couldn’t have whitened up her teeth a few dozen shades?
Ummm I think she is just trying to be Dita Von Tease but sorry Kim you will never be like Dita.
Whats with all these “Stars” perfumes. I mean who wants to smell like any of them!
Well, if people are going to talk so bad about the girls, then I guess they must be doing something right. They are a houisehold name and people who talk smack about them are either jealous or just haters!!!
She looks HORRIBLE, this is such a terrible ad! Both of the ones they created on The Apprentice were way better than this!
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