Sometimes I do feel for Kourtney Kardashian a little bit. Ever since she announced her pregnancy last year, it’s like every member of her family is in overdrive to steal her thunder. Maybe I’m old-fashioned about media cycles, but I think we should all still be focused on Kourtney and her newborn Mason Dixon. Unfortunately, none of the other Kardashian bitches will let us. First, Kim is farting out (literally) her new ads for Quick-Trim and whatever her perfume is. And now Khloe is hellbent on getting knocked up too – and she’s not going to make the same “mistake” Kourtney made when Kourtney spend the first four months of her pregnancy quietly gestating without informing the media. Oh, no. Khloe had to announce in a radio interview that she was already off her birth control. So, yeah. It’s just a matter of time before another Kardashian is gestating before our eyes.

While Khloe Kardashian Odom might not be trying her very hardest to get pregnant, she’s not really trying not to become a mom either! “I’m not rushing it, but I’m also not doing anything to prevent it,” Khloé admitted of her baby plans with hubby Lamar Odom in an interview with Sean Valentine on 104.3 MY FM today.

“We both want to [have children together] and I think we’re in an ideal situation,” added the newlywed. “We’re just happy together.”

And although Khloé says she’s not rushing things, if Lamar had it his way, it’d be one big baby boom already!

“Lamar wants to have a baby like, tomorrow,” laughed Khloé.

Lamar even went so far as to suggest that his wife’s New Year’s Eve sickness was due to impending motherhood, exclaiming, “Yes! You’re pregnant!” reveals Khloé.

So if their plan of not planning anything works out, does Khloé want a girl or a boy?

“I would want a boy but I don’t care,” she explains. “There are just so many girls in our family!”

[From OK! Magazine]

Had enough? Of course not. This morning Us Weekly announced that the youngest Kardashian sister (who is actually a “Jenner” girl), Kendall Jenner, has signed on to be a model. Now, I hate to admit this, but I actually caught an episode of that show when Kendall was primping and preening in front of the mirror and throwing a hissy fit because her dad wouldn’t let her wear makeup. She’s 14 years old, and I agree with her dad. She needs to wait a minute before she starts following in her sisters’ footsteps:

Move over Kim, Khloe and Kourtney: A new Kardashian will soon be entering the spotlight. Kendall Jenner, 14 — daughter of Kris and Bruce Jenner — recently signed on to Wilhelmina Modeling Agency as a teen model — and E! News reports that she’s already landed a campaign with hip American chain Forever 21.

“My mom came up to me one day and said, ‘Kendall, I got you a job,'” she tells E!. “I just got so excited. I love shopping at Forever. I love their clothes.”

She already had one shoot — “it was a Grease theme,” she says — and has another one “this week. I’m really excited for it.”

She says her famous sibs are already offering tips.

“I looked to Kim for posing advice,” says Kendall. “[Kourtney] said to put my own style into the clothes that I was wearing. I was a little nervous before the shoot, but after I started taking a couple of pictures it just flowed and it was so fun.”

Also keeping Kendall’s attention these days: Her new nephew, Mason. “I love it,” she says of being an aunt. “He comes over a lot, and I’m always begging Kourtney to hold him. He’s just so cute. I love him.”

[From Us Weekly]

Do you ever get a tension headache and you think to yourself “Maybe if I just jam my head into a wall, I’ll feel better?” That’s how I feel after reading about the Kardashian escapades. I guess none of the girls had a chance with that mother. Yes, I blame Kris. I really do. Even though the three oldest are adults, I’m still blaming Kris.

Header pic is Khloe Kardashian in LA on December 17, 2009. Credit: WENN.