At first I thought this was a silly little “they’re getting married, maybe!” pieces from In Touch Weekly, regarding Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes. I skimmed through the piece and shook my head, thinking “Damn, LeAnn’s publicist is tireless.” I almost missed the best pull-out quote ever, attached to a photo of Eddie and LeAnn’s “romantic” ski getaway over the holidays. The quote (brace yourself) is such: “LeAnn is far more sexual with Eddie than she was with Dean,” says a friend. Oh, snap! Maybe that’s because Dean Sheremet is afraid of vaginas. And maybe that’s because for the first time in her life, LeAnn had an orgasm and she vowed she would keep having orgasms if it cost her every last dime. Well played, Cibrian!
In addition to the “she’s far more sexual” revelation, the same friend tells In Touch: “They share the same odd sense of humor.” They attached that note to a photo of Eddie and LeAnn crouching in the snow, looking like they’re both taking a dump. Sigh… true love. Here’s the rest of the story:
Days before New Year’s Eve, LeAnn Rimes confided to a friend that she “had a good feeling about 2010.” The reason? She and Eddie Cibrian plan to get hitched!
Eddie’s divorce from his ex-wife, Brandi Glanville, “was so ugly, he wasn’t in the mindset of getting married again,” a friend of LeAnn’s tells In Touch. “But he has changes his mind – and now they’re talking about getting married this year, after LeAnn’s divorce from Dean becomes official in June.”
The cozy couple certainly knew how to keep each other warm during their romantic getaway in Aspen on December 28.
“They share an amazing physical chemistry,” says the friend.
They recently took another serious step when LeAnn met Eddie’s sons. But don’t expect a splashy wedding. “They don’t need it,” says the friend. “It might be just the two of them on the beach in Tahiti!”
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition, January 18 2010]
Okay, I have several points: one, the “friend” is LeAnn’s publicist; two, it struck me as funny that LeAnn would “confide” that she had a “good feeling”; three, so LeAnn’s met Eddie’s sons, eh? Brandi Glanville isn’t going to like that. What else… oh, my guess is that Eddie’s divorce is going to take a lot longer – probably because Brandi will drag that sh-t out for as long as possible, bless her heart – than LeAnn’s divorce. So, I’m just sayin’, LeAnn can get her publicist to tell the tabloids whatever fantasy Tahitian wedding fantasy, it’s probably not going to happen. This year. But LeAnn’s in it to win it!
Eddie and LeAnn on November 23, 2009, in Los Angeles. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.
They will continue to have bad karma until they try to make what they did right. Right now they just smile like they are the happiest people in the world while others around them suffer. Bad
…Oh, snap! Maybe that’s because Dean Sheremet is afraid of vaginas. And maybe that’s because for the first time in her life, LeAnn had an orgasm and she vowed she would keep having orgasms if it cost her every last dime. Well played, Cibrian!
@Kaiser, you totally made me laugh out loud reading that!
“Maybe that’s because Dean Sheremet is afraid of vaginas” …Kaiser, you crack me up! 🙂 Good one!
Yeah, Eddie’s divorce isn’t going to be finalised for years. It’s going to take Brandi finding someone else and wanting it to be over or just getting tired of being so angry all the time for that divorce to get to finalisation.
Well it’s good that these two worthless cheating hobags will finally be able to be together!!!
I had read that Julia Roberts had to pay her boyfriend’s wife a million bucks in order to divorce him. Brandi should have just auctioned her husband off to the highest bidder, in this case Rimes.
They were all over the entertainment news shows yesterday kissing and hugging at some “red carpet” for a football game? The fairy tale as pushed by Smirky and her PR reps is just nauseating. No class, no integrity for these two. One is whoreable and the other a gigolo. When the money trail ends, so will always ready Eddie.
Everyone is more sexual at the beginning of a relationship. It’s when it gets down to more than that, that the true relationship begins. And it is at that point that most of these “hollywood” relationships begin to fail. If they make it to the marriage stage, I give it 2 years and a baby before the rumors of a breakup begin.
@lastwordlinda: YOU GIVE IT THAT LONG? You certainly better have hope, faith, and a good bookie!! LOL! 😉
@ Leticia:
I had read that Julia Roberts had to pay her boyfriend’s wife a million bucks in order to divorce him.
Oh snap, funny how most people forgot that America’s Sweetheart did the same thing LeAnn did — had an affair with a married man. Julia also was a real life runaway bride who ran away with.. drumroll please.. the best man! (Jason Patric). Funny how a few years of marriage and kids erases this from the public’s memory.
There’s Tori and Dean. JLO and Marc Anthony. And countless other hollywood couples who are married w/ children — but started their relationship when 1 or BOTH were married to someone else!
So why to Eddie and LeAnn get so much hate?
Wait, I can answer that one: LeAnn’s smug face in photos… lol
She is just not cute to me.
lastwordlinda, very accurate. it’s when you have to face the OTHER aspects of a relationship that you see the weak points.
and I also think 2 years is overly generous…I think they’ll announce an engagement, and never make it to the altar.
i hope brandi doesn’t drag it out – cut yourself loose from that anger, girl. just move on and be glad you found out now while you’re still young and gorgeous.
I predict that before the ink is even dry on Eddie’s divorce papers in June, they’ll be announcing a quickie wedding on a beach in Mexico followed by ‘an over the moon’ announcement that they’re expecting a baby.
Yep, that’s their 2010 right there. The baby will ‘secure’ Eddie for LeAnn and ‘secure’ LeAnn’s money for Eddie.
True Love, 2010 style…le sigh.
LeAnn is only shooting herself in the foot. She’ll be so busy following her stud around, she will neglect her career.
When the well runs dry, he’s outta there!
HILARIOUS Kaiser! Dean is surely afraid of vaginas, just like Eddie seems to be afraid of monogamy. I give it WAY shorter than 2 years. I’ll bet he’s still got something else on the side. LeAnn just doesn’t seem like someone who would keep his attention, unless he really is just interested in her bank account. To me, they look like the hot stud football player and the band geek. Just don’t fit IMHO.
I also tire of that look on her face, maybe that is why these two get so much hate, more than those other cheatin celebs.
That divorce will be over when Brandi gets the settlement she is asking for. Brandi has already start dating and is moving on.
You know I am not so sure LeAnn shouldn’t pay part of the Cibrian divorce tab, after all, she helped Eddie impose this anguish on his family and as my friend used to say: some things can only be healed with the application of a greenback poultice, it wouldn’t fix it but divorce is a bit easier when the injured party doesn’t have to worry about paying the electric bill or feeding the kids!
Round of applause for Brandi….check out who her new boyfriend is. WOW!!!!
Eddie is the one dragging the divorce out. TRUST me Brandi was over it long ago.
you don’t have to be close to them or in there relationship to know that this is all bullshit…leann is crazy and eddies punishment is being stuck with her because that’s what he is stuck,..he would still be his wife if she didn’t divorce him..i mean he didn’t leave her for those other women he cheated on brandi with so what made leann think he was going to leave brandi for her well he didn’t brandi handed eddie to leann he had no choice but to go to his suga mamma