God help us all. Lovers Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are in the studio together, making “sweet music”. You thought I was going to write “making sweet love” didn’t you? I’m sure they’re doing that too. Just not in the studio. In a bed, missionary style, because that’s the way Papa Joe always said God wanted it. Anyway, Jessica tweeted about the “session” (musical, not love-making) and even put up two photos featuring none other than her lover Billy. Oh, Jessica’s expressions in these photos is killing me. Poor Jessica. Why do I even say that anymore. Just take it as a given that no matter what, I’m thinking “poor Jessica.”

Whether Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are an item, one thing is for sure: the two are committed to making sweet music together.

Tuesday night Simpson was clearly on cloud nine about holing up in the studio with the Smashing Pumpkins front man. She wasn’t shy about sharing her enthusiasm with the internet world, tweeting updates and photos from their session together.

“He braids my prayers,” mused an over-the-moon Simpson about working with Corgan. In one snapshot, she looks on in awe as he strums in the guitar.

Despite her seeming infatuation with and admiration for Corgan, Simpson also set aside some Twitter space for former flame Tony Romo.

“I have always believed in the ‘BOYS!!! ALWAYS!” she wrote about his recent football victories, even posting an accompanying photo of her in a Dallas Cowboys jersey.

Hmm, maybe she is keeping her options open!

[From Radar Online]

So, it’s looking like Billy Corgan is going to be around for a little while. He likes her enough to help her with her music career, bless his heart. Maybe he really is “caught up in her mystique”. Or maybe he just like big boobs and blonde hair. A little from column A, a little from column B. And even though they seem like a really weird couple to me, maybe they really care for each other…? Oh, poor Jessica.

All photos courtesy of Jessica’s Twitter, some credited to Kristen Burns.

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