I am not immune to the hot-man buffet that was the Golden Globes. There were cute men all around, although it did seem that the red carpet and the presenters were very heavily favoring television stars. I’m not going to wax rhapsodically about the dearth of real movie stars, but seriously! We got George Clooney and Robert Downey Jr., and not much else. Yes, Gerard Butler was there and he looked good. Colin Farrell too. But some of my hottest guys of the night were television people, so what’s up with that? Anyway, here’s some of my personal list of hot men.

First, The Movie Star himself, George Clooney. I watched the E! pre-show, and let me tell you something… George is totally over Elisabetta. She’s not going to make it much longer after the Oscars. Every time she tried to grab him, he pulled away. He’s over it. And for some reason, his beard (his actual beard) looked really scraggily too. It wasn’t his best night, fashion or sexy-wise.

My real favorite couple was Colin Farrell and his girlfriend/baby-mama Alicja Bachleda. They looked very glamorous together, she’s flawless, and Colin looked like he bathed. Very, very nice. He’s the hotness:

Ladies and gentlemen, Simon Baker! God, he’s gorgeous. This man knows how to wear a tuxedo. He’s just so, so pretty.

Mmm… Jon Hamm. I love that his girlfriend can’t keep her damn hands off of him. It’s like she’ll use any excuse she can get to make out with him. Who can blame her? If I got within one mile of The Hamm, I would be a horny Hamm-seeking missile too:

Speaking of knowing how to wear a damn tuxedo, I give you Alexander Skarsgard. I was on the phone with my mother for the pre-show, and even she was like “Who is that?!?” My answer? The hottest vampire ever!

Do people find Sam Worthington hot? I think he looks and acts kind of like a meathead, but whatever. I could see how he could be pretty to look at:

And finally, my guy Gerard Butler. From the photos of him, it looks like he walked the red carpet alone, but then sat with Jennifer Aniston during the show, and they posed together in the press room. I think he looks like he actually put some effort into looking good, but why won’t this motherf-cker shave? Why won’t any of them shave for a big night? Ugh. But still… he’s hot.

Here’s Mickey Rourke, who some people think is sexy. My love for Rourke went down a notch when I saw that he brought his little Russian girlfriend to the show. The whole thing is sketchy, in my opinion:

Did I forget anybody? If I did, I’ll add them, just tell me in the comments!

Robert Downey Jr., Jeff Bridges, Gerard Butler, George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis, Colin Farrell and his girlfriend Alicja, credit: FayesVision/ WENN.com