Octomom Nadya Suleman was a guest on The View this morning. She was truly unhinged. She spoke a mile a minute and laughed so loudly at times that the ladies on the panel looked visibly uncomfortable. Suleman wore a horrendous trashy outfit with a too tight too short abstract print white dress, dark sheer stockings and white wedge boots with fake fur on the top. I was afraid that we were going to see her panties when she sat down and we almost did. When she wasn’t acting too crazy Suleman was just as shady and slippery with the truth as we’ve come to expect. At several points she laughed hysterically and inappropriately and you could tell The View ladies thought she was crazy. They even asked her if she was. In terms of what she said, not much of it seemed true. She glossed over her exercise routine, claiming that she only worked out a few days a week. She claimed she never intended to get a bikini body and “only did it for revenue,” but one sentence later said she did it to build muscle and not for money. She also said she was media shy! She contradicted herself in her annoying, nasal voice several times during the interview, as if she couldn’t get her story straight.

Contradicts herself on why she lost weight
Walters: You have exercised three hours a day, you sleep two hours a night. You do exercise right?
Suleman: I do a few times a week
Walters: It was very important for you to lose weight… With 14 kids was this the most important thing, to be able to wear a bikini?
Suleman: Never. I never, never wanted to do that no. The main reason was obviously for revenue and I’m the first to admit it. I’m very very open and honest about that.
Walters: You lost this weight to make money?
Suleman: No I didn’t! I had to build muscle. Actually every child since my very first. Genetic people love to dismiss genetics particularly the media, because that doesn’t sell. They’re gonna just sensationalize everything they can because that’s gonna sell.

Wait, didn’t she just say she lost weight to make money and that she went to the gym a few times a week? She can’t speak for two minutes without contradicting herself.

On how she’s going to make money
Walters: Right now you’re getting money… you’re not being paid today, you’re getting money from doing interviews and videos. When that stops, how are you going to support 14 children, 3 nannies?
Suleman: That’s an extremely good question. From the very beginning I am very naturally shy. And I never wanted anything to do with cameras or the industry. “That industry” I used to call it. Ever. I always wanted t be a doctor. So in my mind, being in denial, I thought I could exit the hospital, continue my daily routine, go back and forth to the hospital. Go back to school. And of course, you know, I like to alwys believe life happens to you when you make other plans.

Are you f*cking kidding me? She was “very naturally shy”? She sat down with Anne Curry less than a month after the octuplets were born! When Suleman was saying all that crap about not wanting anything to do with “the industry,” Joy was rolling her eyes at Sherri and it was hysterical.

Then Barbara got serious and started calling Suleman on her bullsh*t.

Again how she’s going to make money
Walters: Excuse me, you didn’t answer my question. Right now you’re selling your story. Videos… how are you planning in the future to take care of 14 children?
Suleman: Every hour, every single hour of the day I contemplate how I’m going to do this to be able to to support them. It’s a double edged sword, it’s a catch 22. If I go back to school… I have one more year left for my masters… I couldn’t possibly earn enough money to take care of them for a couple months. So the only other option is to delve into other opportunities. Secure selective opportunities such as the past, was being in the midst of survival mode, doing interviews, which I didn’t want to do…

Walters: Did you think about this before you had the children?
Suleman: Absolutely not. In my mind, I’m rationalizing, I do that often. I can’t have kids later. I have this timeframe in regards to fertility… In my head, delusionally thinking I could finish this, I could have one mroe baby after the six. I could earn enough money as a counselor to take care of them.

When Joy asked her about why she had six children (allegedly) implanted, she repeated her same old claim that there were six embryos left and she had to use them and never expected them all to survive.

The best part of the interview came towards the end of the first half. Whoopi asked Suleman if she was all there.

Whoopi asks Suleman if she’s “all there”
Whoopi: You have 14 children. You’re a single woman who does not to the rest of the world have a way to support these children. Do you understand that people think that there might also be a mind thing with you that maybe you’re not quite all there.
Suleman: I’ve asked myself that for years too. Everyone goes thorugh life with these clouded glasses. I was delusionally thinking I was going to have one more…If I was genuinely mentally unstable, I would have drowned from the beginning. (From all the stress.)

This woman had a master plan that she was going to work the media with these eight babies at once and she’s doing it. She’s crazy like a fox. I also think she lost that weight through Adderall as that would explain why she was so damn manic. Joy asked her if she was on something and she said “My mom’s in her 70s and she has just as much energy as I do.” [laughing maniacally] Toward the end she was really babbling and laughing like a crazy person. She seriously sounded like the Joker. At the end they asked her if she’s going to have more kids someday, and Suleman said “I’m not going to say 100% no.”