The other day, I noticed that George Clooney had actually released a statement denying that he and Elisabetta Canalis had broken up. I put it in the links, and I really didn’t think that much about it, because let’s face it – Clooney is going to dump Canalis. For the record, it was a British source that ran with the breakup story, and Clooney released this statement to the press: “Once again the story is made up, spread to other outlets and now denied… But don’t let facts get in the way of a good story.” Sounds a bit snotty.
I mean, it’s not like he’s going to be with Canalis forever. He’s going to dump her at some point, I don’t care how many gushy tabloid pieces run about how Canalis “tamed” the bachelor beast known only as The Clooney. Granted, I thought they had already broken up, just after their disastrous joint appearance at the Oscars. Clooney skipped off to Hawaii to film a movie, and Canalis was nowhere to be seen. She’s been MIA for about a month now, allegedly working on her fledgling Hollywood career by filming a guest spot on Leverage.
Anyway, I just wanted to mention that Elisabetta trotted down to Hawaii to spend some time with her man. Just in time! By my count, they haven’t seen each other in a month, but People Mag notes that they were spotted (photo here) “sharing lunch on the Hawaiian set – he in costume and she dressed casually in short-shorts and a T-shirt.” What kind of hold does Canalis have on him? Is he just too busy to find a new piece?
Oh, and I still get distracted by her Tweaked Nipples of Doom at the Oscars. Those things will poke an eye out!
I think that’s just the cut of the dress, I doubt she spent the night ‘tweaking’.
I think he genuinely likes her. They look happy. Maybe they just work.
Sure she’s hitched her wagon to his star a bit, but at least she has a real career when they met. And she’s secure enough to do her own thing.
Either way, she has yet to say anything publicly that annoys me, so whatever.
This is the first time I saw the dress up close.. Still don’t like it. Not sure about Aly.. George is what George is..but at some point it looks so douchey to constantly be with women and no commitment.. but hey they know what they are getting at the start..
I keep hoping George will go the way of Warren. find a good woman..
Maybe he’s realizing that being a man whore isn’t cute when men get older, then you’re just a dirty old pathetic dude. Good for him if it’s working out.
Yay! Because he’s boring without a girlfriend.
She apparently gets along well with him and didn’t he stay with Sarah Larson for something like 2 years? I think if he likes someone he’ll stick with them so long as they don’t press for marriage. She may consider this a great adventure, because if it doesn’t work out, she can always return to Italy and be a celebrity.
He is sexy but looks older than 47.
So just to be clear…You are saying that it is ok to make up stories about him because he is a serial monogamist? He has been married, you know.
You figure that he’s going to break up with her anyway at SOME point, thus making up lies is totally fine and he shouldn’t get his panties bunched over what the gossip media perpetuates?
That doesn’t make it ok and he is in the right to release “snotty/obvious” press releases if he so chooses.
They are not in love. They are on a contract until june. And he will be 49 in may but looks 60.
@ # 6: that’s because he’ll be 49 in a few weeks! 😉
I don’t know what made him fly her over to Hawaii now.
After the Oscars fiasco – anyone remember the broken zipper on her dress and the way her seemingly unwashed hair made her look slutty? and the way they looked grumpy/drunk/scowling – I saw those pics of EC flying out of LAX the morning after and thought they were done. Seems the contract was for longer.
Georgey sure does have knack of picking out those who make him look misogynistic.
I watched him in Flying High (I think that’s what it’s called)the other night and I thought for the most part he did very well considering I dont find him to be all that great an actor. BUT there were still parts where I felt embarrassed for him. He just seems so uncomfortable or something.
rachel: They are not in love. They are on a contract until june.
::snort::
She hasn’t had her official “exit interview” and completed the necessary documents, so she’s still on the payroll.
Seriously, Kaiser? How about some gender solidarity here? What has she ever done that makes her:
1. Not deserving of him? (As though George Clooney is some paragon) And BTW, he is ugly. He was hot once, now he looks like an ape. Just look closely at his pictures.
2. A gold digger, and therefore a piece of trash?
3. A person who deserves to be dumped, just because she is dating GC and it is obviously ok for him to do that?
I think a movie should be made on Georgie Porgie’s life…with all the pies he’s stuck his finger in…it’s so obvious…and who can blame him? I’d do the same if i were he. These days, all i guy needs to have his share of hos is BANK.
And puhlease, you guys out there sayin’ he looks like a grandpa, whatever. Remember that ol’ dude Anne Nicole Smith married? Looks don’t mean shit if you got the credit. Speaking in relative terms, this man is by far a hotty and he’s got many more years ahead to ply his trade, albeit the rough trade, or the premium grade, it’s his little trip, his romantic jungle, you can just see him contemplating it in that photo of him in his car…”hmmmm,” he’s thinking, “she did have a pretty good comeback for that last trap i set for her…me thinks i might keep her around a little bit longer…
Allow me to digress a bit – I am a child of the 70’s, I actually had a Farrah poster on my wall, and never noticed that her nips were tweaked in that red swimsuit. Shit’s gone all banale now, Nothing’s Shocking anymore (remember Jane’s Addiction?)
The guy simply rents his girlfriends, with their knowledge and agreement, for a pre-determined amount of time – probably set in 6-month increments with revolving possibility for renewal, and from what i hear, they get quite the golden parachute, usually a home and a couple mill. Where can i sign up?
Well, let’s face it – he looks like a grandpa (I can’t believe he’s only 49!) and she doesn’t seem to be head over heels for him and that is surely sth that makes it a different story. He seems to be grounded with her and I got a feeling this is going to last at least for a while.
I think they won’t marry, but she will have his baby. May as well, since nature will not allow George Clooney to die without leaving some offspring.
He is looking older than his age.
He’s just so over exposed. I have Clooney overload.
Plus, he usually plays the same character in every movie…
I do wonder what the deal was with his nasty looks to Alec Baldwin at the oscars though…
Gee bashing this guy was sure good theropy . Hope he has a long and happy life . He deserves it concidering all the abuse he takes from people who are angry at the world . The life he chose probably sucks . Haveing people project thier hopes and anger on to him . Weather he stays with her or not is none of our buisness . Maybe all of you people who hate him should exsamine who your angry at . He is nothing more than a marketing tool to sell products .
Btw , it’s rude to assume anything about his life . And these so called “fake” storys about break ups are often called in by publisists . ALL storys have to be confermed . They are probably laughing thier asses off . They probably planed the Oscar fiasco so that women would still swoon over Clooney . It’s thier way of staying in the public eye . For all we know they could be married . He is a great Icon and has a brilliant publisist . You must never belive anything you read about any of these people . The truth is that these people call the paperatzi on themselves . I have waisted too much time on these f>£<ed up sites . You won’t be hearing from me anymore .
i’m tellin’ ya, i got this whole canalis thing figured out:
clooney’s two bff’s are, brad pitt & randi gerber.
put their 2 old ladies together:
angelina jolie + cindy crawford…and whaddya got?
a sexy, model-esque, feisty-lookin’, worldly brunette with tats a/k/a
= *elisabetta canalis*
this is a clear case of one upsmanship by the sly fox is all.
discuss. 🙂
I don’t want to believe he is gay…But, is he?
Kitten – you seem to be assuming that George Clooney reads this blog and others and is aware of ALL the hate people spew. He isn’t. He doesn’t give a shit. Which is as it should be.
This blog absolutely serves its (Baudrillardian) purpose, which is to let the little people like us who don’t have fat Hollywood paychecks and private jets, to poke at the flaws of those that do, and discuss their many shortcomings and feel better for the fact that our lives, though lacking money and fame, also lack those problems and that ‘unfair fishbowl’ Eddie Cibrian was talking about, and in doing all of that, diffuses class warfare.
Christ on a cracker.
His contracted manly-looking horse-faced call girl is back, I see. It’s very “ironic” they make an appearance together just as soon as break up rumors abound. So like Angie and Brad, only those two were an actual couple. George with contractual “girlfriends” is getting so long in the tooth. And how about this girl pigging out on the set in catering as if she had never seen food before? Stuffing her face at every turn? It’s really unsightly. Isn’t he embarrassed by this slovenly pig already? Tattooed, drunk, poorly dressed, angry in photos, queer-ass voice of her’s, craggy-looking smoker’s face, rude bitch to strangers. Dude, give up the ghost already. Get a real woman or crawl out of that closet already. What is your problem? Must be holding out for a goddess. Hope she arrives soon, because these dirty w-h-o-r-e-s are not just boring us, they’re driving away his fanbase. These skanks you keep contracting out are making you look worse and worse. How blind can a person be? Wake up, George. Dump your publicist who’s pushing these terrible choices upon you. Or grow up. But this is positively gross. And she’s nasty and ugly. When does this loser’s contract expire?
It’s obvious at this point
Chances are she helped clean up his image a bit so he got the Oscar nom. I have no doubt that he has extended her contract with him and she can stay for a while longer.
As for her being a career woman, why isn’t she working then instead of being on his arm all the time? Why isn’t she in Italy dancing around in her bra and underwear?
Oh look! The Italian hooker is back!
Classy, Georgio. Very Classy.
I always liked George because he did what he wanted, dated who he wanted, etc. without any regards to public perception. I can see him making the statement regarding a rumor on occasion but a staged PR photo shoot? This makes him appear desperate, pathetic, or is just plain sad. Guess he is just like the rest of Hollywood actors or something is seriously wrong that he is trying to hide.
The rumor is that she got greedy and the only way he can get out of this “safely” was by getting an iron clad extension on the contract. For how long will we have to see these ridiculous staged PR “visits”? Who knows? I’m starting to suspect Canalis is carrying Clooney’s balls in those huge handbags she’s always carrying around.
She is ugly… looks like a man….and he is NOT in love with her…. IMO, he is just playing us…OR ELSE, she may be as gay as he is supposed to be and they make the perfect foil for each other. Whatever the explanation, they will NOT last …they make a lousy couple! I hate this bitch!
Kitten you’re a wing-nut (who is in dire need of spellcheck)
Too much fug in these pics for my tastes. And OMG I see it now- Clooney *does* look like a monkey! (Sorry to any monkies that I may have offended with my comment…).
She looks like a man, I would hope that he could pull some better tail than that, sorry just saying!
There absolutely is NO WAY any of you can know whether he is or is not in love with her. I find it amusing to see how much you attack this chick… I hope you will get from life everything you spread around.
I don’t care what people say, check her birth certificate, she looks like a woman that used to be a man.
hmmm maybe that’s why he’s attracted.
we’ll never know and the paps love Clooney, its sooo much they don’t tell/show..
like they did w/Rock Hudson.
I don’t care what people say. Check her birth certificate. She looks much much much older than 31. Try 41 with a bullet!
I like that he flew her into Hawaii to dispel the split rumours, trotted her out on the set of his film for one day only (and they were his arranged paps – she doesn’t have the pull for a People mag write-up) and then she hasn’t been seen since. So apparently George and gf are in town and no paps are interested in them outside of one day on set where they barely interacted other than for the cameras. Sure, ok George we really believe that. When he tries to manipulate the press to make it look like he can actually maintain an adult, committed relationship he really comes off looking like rookie at PR game playing. Hell, when they are together they can barely stand to look at each other and seem to be indifferent to each other. He looks grumpy and she looks bored and wishing she were anywhere else.
Considering she will be gone by the start of the summer, why they are continuing to promote the showmance as the real deal is odd. Maybe the arrangement is in place until she starts filming the tv show he got her – because they only hired her for name association and if he dumps her before filming starts, they might pull the job (then he will have to pay more hush money so she doesn’t talk about him in a negative light after the split). If the show can’t trade on Clooney’s name, what is the point of her being hired? Sure as hell isn’t about her “talent”.
George is either am/fm or a mothball