TMZ has an exclusive that law enforcement officials near Jamie Lynn’s hometown of Liberty, Mississippi are looking for the person who is trying to sell personal photos of Jamie Lynn Spears, her boyfriend Casey Aldridge, and her famous sister Britney. Casey Aldridge brought about 12 pictures on a digital camera card to Walmart to get developed. They contained some semi-personal shots and it looks like someone in the photo department got the idea to cash in. One of the photos shows Jamie Lynn’s breast exposed as she nurses her three month old baby, Maddie. Jamie Lynn is still a minor and the person trying to sell the photos could be charged with a federal crime for trying to sell pornography out of state.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ federal and local authorities are on the hunt for someone peddling 12 pics of Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn, daughter Maddie and baby daddy Casey Aldridge. One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie — Jamie Lynn’s left breast is exposed.

The pics were taken on Casey’s digital camera. We’re told he took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies. Law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried selling them.

Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the pics — or buying them — could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor’s breast — even if not taken for sexual purposes — could land the seller and the buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property.

Other pics in the set include Britney holding the baby and one of Jamie Lynn, Britney, Brian (Brit’s bro), Lynne Spears and Jamie Spears around Jamie Lynn’s hospital bed. There are also pics of Maddie by herself, and there’s a picture of Jamie Lynn in a negligee holding the baby.

[From TMZ]

The person who is looking to sell the photos probably thought their ship had come in and they could make a quick few thousand off the photos and maybe quit working at Walmart. Instead they’re facing federal charges, and while it probably won’t come to that it’s going to be a hard lesson to learn.

Maybe this means that everything is fine between Jamie Lynn and Casey and that they’re not estranged as was rumored. They’re possibly older photos, though, because Britney did visit for a day after her niece was born and they may have been taken at that point. Casey could just be hoping to preserve the memories of his shattered relationship.

Jamie Lynn Spears and Britney Spears are shown out at Blockbuster in LA on 9/14/08. Credit: Fame

Things sure seem to be getting tense between Casey Aldridge and the entire Spears clan. According to both The National Enquirer and In Touch, Casey was very specifically not invited to Sean Preston and Jayden James’ recent joint birthday parties. The reason? Things have been pretty bad between Casey and Jamie Lynn since she found out he cheated on him. Since she kicked him out the two haven’t seen much of each other – but when Casey found out Jamie Lynn was taking daughter Maddie to L.A. for the birthday party, he went ballistic.

He threatened to sue Jamie Lynn and mom Lynne Spears for $5 million, but said he’d forget the whole thing if she’d just get back together with him. Sounds like a great building block for a healthy relationship.

The former day laborer… claims she [Jamie Lynn] promised to take care of him for life, and he wants her to make good on the pledge, sources say. “Casey says Jamie Lynn promised him that he wouldn’t have to worry about working after their baby was born, and now Lynne is afraid that he’ll fight for custody of the baby,” a source revealed.

And when Jamie Lynn flew to Los Angeles with Maddie and her mother to celebrate the birthdays of her big sis Britney’s boys - Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2 - on Sept. 13, Casey exploded, insiders say. Right before the trip, “Casey told Jamie Lynn that she was crazy if she thought he’d allow his daughter near Britney when she isn’t even allowed to look after her own children,” said the insider.

“Casey reminded Jaime Lynn that before Maddie was born, she assured him that he’d be ‘financially set’ for the rest of his life after they moved in together,” says the source. “Casey told her that he wants at least $5 million. He figures that’s his cut of what the Spears family will make from selling photos and home videos of Maddie over the years.”

Despite the tough talk, the strapping teenager said he’d forget about the money if Jamie Lynn would just reunite with him, said the source.

[From the National Enquirer, Sept. 29, 2008, print ed.]

That’s really a sign of maturity, level headed thinking, and good parenting right there. “Get back together with me or I will sue you for millions of dollars.” I’m pretty sure that’s the trifecta, and how you know you’re really supposed to be with someone for the rest of your life. Why the hell didn’t Casey just get down on one knee?

What a moron. I have no idea what in the world makes him think he’d get $5 million. Best case scenario, I’d think maybe he could get a percentage of any pictures or videos the Spears family sells of Maddie. But it’s not like he and Jamie Lynne were ever married, and I doubt he’d be able to get enough custody that it’d warrant a significant amount of child support. He’s either incredibly stupid or incapable of controlling his temper and just spouted off at the mouth. But I’m guessing it’s probably both.

The article also mentions that Britney wants Jamie Lynn to move to L.A. and stay with her. But I seriously doubt (or just really really hope) that Jamie Lynn would do that.

Here’s Casey Aldridge and Jamie Lynn Spears together on February 10th when she was pregnant. Images thanks to Fame.

Jamie Lynn Spears, 17, is said to be fuming at reports that came out in the National Enquirer last week that Casey was cheating on her with multiple other women even after their daughter little Maddie was born in June. After hearing the allegations of his affairs, Jamie Lynn told Casey to get all this crap out of the house they’ve been sharing in Liberty, Mississippi and has called off their planned wedding:

Just a week after The Enquirer’s blockbuster interview with one of her fiance’s lovers, teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears has kicked Casey Aldridge to the curb for good!

“Jamie Lynn told Casey to ‘Get out!’ and remove all his belonging from their house,” revealed a source.

The young couple had been living in a three-bedroom home on five acres that Jamie Lynn bought in Liberty, Miss., where she and Casey planned to raise their new baby daughter, Maddie Briann.

“But there’ll be no happily ever after for Jamie Lynn and Casey,” continued the source. “Their planned marriage is now out of the question. Jamie Lynn is determined to raise Maddie Briann by herself.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, September 15, 2008]

That’s pretty much what people expected after hearing that story from the second woman to speak to the tabloids about an affair with Jamie Lynn’s fiance. Casey Aldridge is 18 years old and is obviously not ready to settle down. The first woman who spoke out about an affair may have been doing it for the money or fleeting glimpse at fame, but the second kind of makes it seem like he has a pattern of hound-dogging.

To add an interesting twist to this story is the fact that Casey Aldridge is said to be calling up Kevin Federline and asking for advice. It’s not for a father-to-father chat, though, he wants custody of Maddie and needs to figure out how K-Fed did it with his two kids with Britney, Jamie Lynn’s older sister:

“Casey has been talking with Kevin Federline, seeking his advice and strategy on how he fought and won custody of his two kids with Britney,” said the source.

“Kevin tells Casey to be strong and not let the Spears family cut him off from his child. Unless Jamie Lynn and Casey reconcile at some later time, it is easy to see how this is going to play out - in a huge fight over joint custody.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, September 15, 2008]

Jamie Lynn and Britney’s situations are entirely different and if she does permanently split with Casey he’s not likely to get more than visitation rights with his daughter. Jamie Lynn is now said to be ignoring Casey’s attempts to contact her. The insider is quoted as saying “She’s finally done with him and isn’t taking his calls. She only text messages him if there’s something to tell him about the baby.” That seems like the best course of action in this case, and Jamie Lynn probably would have made a huge mistake if she ended up marrying the guy.

A couple of weeks ago a story came out in In Touch from a 28 year-old woman who claimed to have had an affair with Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears’ 19 year-old fiance and the father of her baby. The woman said that Casey was booty calling her when Jamie Lynn was six months pregnant. TMZ disputed that story, saying they had a source that insisted the woman was lying in order to get publicity and some cash. Spears and Aldridge live in a very small community in Mississippi and if he was having an affair the news would have been out sooner, they claimed.

The National Enquirer has a big story in their latest issue with yet another woman who says that Casey was cheating on Jamie Lynn with her - and she claims it happened a week after his baby Maddie was born. She also says he was sleeping with up to four other women, and that the one woman who spoke to In Touch, a friend of hers named Kelli Dawson, was even pregnant with his baby. I believe this because the Enquirer has a solid record of finding exclusives and it’s not the first time I’ve heard it - there was a rumor I read online that InTouch left out that part of their interview with Kelli. The woman interviewed in the Enquirer claims that Casey is only with Jamie Lynn for her money and that Jamie Lynn has purchased two fully equipped trucks for him:

The teenage father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby cheated on her just one week after she gave birth to their daughter!

In an exclusive Enquirer interview, 20-year-old Andrea Revels - a former high school classmate of Casey’s - reveals that she and Casey Aldridge had sex in his pickup truck just days after little Maddie Briann’s June 19 birth.

Andrea also says she had a sexual relationship with Casey that went on for years - right under Jamie Lynn’s nose.

And she wasn’t the only woman Casey, 19, was cheating with, Andrea says. She reveals that Casey had sex with four other women while she was dating Jamie Lynn - and got one pregnant!

What’s worse, Andrea says Casey has admitted that he’s with Jamie Lynn only for her money…

“During our romance, Casey was sleeping with as many as four other girls besides Jamie Lynn,” she says.

One of those girls, 28 year-old Kelli Dawson, recently admitted in a published interview that she has been having sex with Casey since 2006. The Enquirer has learned that Kelli became pregnant with Casey’s baby in Spring 2007 - just months before Jamie Lynn got pregnant…

Kelli told friends she miscarried a few months later…

“Casey always acted like he didn’t like Kelli or Jamie Lynn. He would tell me that he broke up with Jamie Lynn, and was fighting with Kelli…” says Andrea…

In 2006, Jamie Lynn gave Casey a black Ford F-150 pickup truck, complete with televisions, custom rims and an expensive sound system. When Casey later wrecked the truck, Jamie Lynn went out and bought him an even more expensive black Ford F-250 that had $100,000 worth of upgrades, says Andrea

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, September 9, 2008]

This guy is such a dog. There are more details in the Enquirer and pictures of Andrea with Casey. I remember seeing a bunch of photos online of Casey kissing another woman and with her at various times, and if my memory is correct she looked like this woman Andrea. The photos were on ONTD and I didn’t run them as it was impossible to date them and it was just speculation that he was cheating on Jamie Lynn with her. I completely believe this story and think Jamie Lynn should avoid marrying Casey and just let him have visitation with his daughter.

Casey Aldridge and Jamie Lynn Spears are shown on 02/10/2008 back when she was pregnant. Credit: Fame Pictures

In Touch is claiming that Jamie Lynn Spears has walked out on Casey Aldridge and is living with her mom. In Touch originally ran the story of Casey cheating on Jamie Lynn while she was pregnant, but TMZ has it on relatively good authority that they bribed the woman he supposedly cheated with, Kelli Dawson, just did it for some cash and notoriety. So you’ve got to take everything In Touch says about this relationship with about a hundred grains of salt. Or one really big chunk of sea salt. Whichever is less believable.

According to In Touch, Jamie Lynn is absolutely miserable, and is living with her mom Lynn right now.

A hurt Jamie Lynn, 17, sought solace by leaving the home she shares with Casey in his hometown of Liberty, Miss. - and staying at her mom’s estate, Serentiy, 30 minutes away in Kentwood. “She is spending time with her mom because she needs her right now,” says a friend.

Jamie Lynn is turning to her parents for support,” the al adds. She is devastated.”

But as shocked as Jamie Lynn is, friends of Casey’s aren’t as surprised by Kelli’s claims. “Rumors have long been circulating that he has a wandering eye - especially when Jamie Lynn is out of town,” confirms a pal of Casey and Kelli’s.

[From In Touch, Sept. 1, 2008, print ed.]

The magazine goes on to give these very vague quotes from “local friends” of Jamie Lynn and Casey. It’s all so vague that it would be pretty easy for anyone to surmise that kind of trouble about a young couple with a new baby. It certainly doesn’t take “insiders” to figure out that there’s probably a lot of stress and tension and that teenagers aren’t really sure if they’re ready to walk down the aisle.

In Touch doesn’t say that the wedding is actually postponed, just that it’s the last thing on Jamie Lynn’s mind. Hopefully she won’t actually marry Casey, whether or not he’s been cheating. They’re both way too young. For now they should focus on raising their daughter and reducing the drama in their lives.

Here’s Jamie Lynn and Casey in April. Images thanks to Fame.

TMZ says that they have a source that says that 19 year-old Casey Aldridge didn’t cheat on his fiance Jamie Lynn Spears with that 28 year-old woman who is featured tongue kissing him on the cover of the latest In Touch. The photo was supposedly taken before he was with Jamie Lynn. The woman’s claim that she was with Casey as recently as March when Jamie Lynn was six months pregnant is also said to be false. Casey’s accuser is supposedly doing it for the money and infamy that come along with the tabloid coverage:

Casey Aldridge is hotter than fish grease.

Our sources connected with Casey and Co. say he’s ballistic at reports that he had an affair while Jamie Lynn was six months pregnant.

As for the picture of Casey with Kelli Dawson (the Sienna Miller of the South), he claims it was taken before he even hooked up with J.L.

Casey has called the Spears clan to vent and they believe his story.

And Casey has a point … where he lives, there are just a bunch of one horse towns, so everybody knows everyone else’s business.

Casey says it’s all about Southern Sienna trying to make a buck.

[From TMZ]

You can see this random older chick claiming to have a thing with Casey just to get some notoriety and cash from a tabloid. On the other hand, people are willing to believe Casey was cheating on Jamie Lynn because he’s just 19 years old and no one expects him to settle down at this age. There have been rumors that he’s been fooling around on her for some time. Whether they’re true or not we may never know, but when this woman came out of the woodwork everyone believed the worst. The story was “confirmed” by Britney’s first 55 hour husband, Jason Alexander, who also needs some cash and whatever publicity he can still squeeze out of his brush with Britney.

OK! reports that Jamie Lynn and Casey are planning a fall wedding to take place in the backyard of their new home in Liberty, Mississippi. OK! said the same thing about a fall backyard wedding for Jennifer Aniston, so it’s possible that story is false. Jamie Lynn seems to have be taking her role as a new mom seriously. She’ll be responsible for that little girl for quite a while, she doesn’t need to get tied down into a marriage at the age of 17. Many people think that Casey, 19, and Jamie Lynn, 17, shouldn’t get married at their age even though they have a two month-old baby. They’re not though to be mature enough and they haven’t had enough life experiences. Other young couples have made it work though and stuck together through the hard times.

If this “Casey cheating” story is fake, hopefully that older woman trying to get some mileage out of her past relationship with Casey will be exposed as a fake. Unfortunately once these stories are out the accused gets branded a cheater and has to live with the rumors, which get much more coverage and attention than the corrections to the story.

Header photo credit: In Touch Weekly. Photo below of Jamie Lynn and Casey is from 4/4/08 and was taken on her 17th birthday. Credit: Fame Pictures

The rumors surrounding teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears’ 19-year-old fiance and baby daddy, Casey Aldridge, are getting louder than ever. In Touch is reporting that Casey not only is having second thoughts about marrying Jamie Lynn because he feels “trapped,” but he’s also been fooling around with another woman for months.

But insiders say the teen parents of baby Maddie are having serious relationship trouble- and now Casey is anxious about the nuptials, which are scheduled for the end of the year. “Casey is not happy right now,” reveals a pal. “He feels trapped. He’s just miserable.”

The pal says that Casey, 19, feels like he’s being forced to marry Jamie Lynn, 17, because they have a child together.

“He was told it’s the right thing to do,” the pal explained. “But it’s not the life he pictured for himself.”

[From In Touch print version, Aug. 18, 2008]

Oh, boo hoo. I’m sure this isn’t the life that Jamie Lynn, who was 16 at the time she got pregnant and enjoying a successful acting career, pictured for herself either. But she’s sucking it up and trying to make the best of it, unlike the panty waste who impregnated her. In Touch also has an exclusive interview with Kelli Dawson, Casey’s former girlfriend who claims that she was “hooking up” with Aldridge throughout Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, until a few months before she delivered Maddie. Dawson claims that Jamie Lynn knew about the affair and was furious.

In an exclusive interview with In Touch, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey, 19, were romantically involved — and were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn, now 17, was six months pregnant with his child. No fleeting hookup, Casey and Kelli’s relationship was both real and lasting — and it grew in intensity, even as Jamie Lynn announced she was pregnant. And, Kelli says, they still meet up on a regular basis. “I see him all the time, at least once a week,” she shares.

The pair first met in November 2006, at the home of her sister, Kim Toller. At the time, Casey was already dating Jamie Lynn, but the sexual chemistry between Casey and Kelli was instant. “We were both really attracted to each other,” Kelli reveals. “He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” The couple saw each other a few times and “kissed randomly,” but it wasn’t really “hot and heavy,” Kelli admits, until the spring of 2007. Though Casey and Jamie Lynn were still involved, Kelli insists, “You never knew if they were broken up or not, because it changed from day to day!”

The pair didn’t bother to hide their relationship. “Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years,” confirms Jason Alexander, Britney Spears’ first husband and a native of nearby Kentwood, La. “They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.”

Kelli says she and Casey stopped sleeping together a few months before Jamie Lynn gave birth to their daughter, Maddie. “It just didn’t feel right,” she explains. “He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.” She says the last time the couple had sex together was in March but “even after we stopped having sex, we would still kiss occasionally.”

[From In Touch]

If this story is true, it’s a far cry from the “perfect” life Jamie Lynn blathered on about in her interview with OK! Magazine in July. I knew that was a big fake just by how awkward Casey looked in those photos. However, this is “In Touch” we’re talking about here- they rarely get anything right. The cover of that issue features a photo of Casey tongue kissing some skanky-looking ho, but it’s impossible to know when that photo was taken- just like it’s very difficult to know if this girl is telling the truth. The article does feature a quote from Britney Spears’ first husband, Jason Alexander, but that guy would say anything to be in the tabloids again. All I can say is, if Jamie Lynn has even a whiff that this story is partially true, she should not marry this kid.

OK! Magazine made a reported million dollar deal with 17 year-old Jamie Lynn Spears for exclusive coverage of her pregnancy and new baby. The magazine now has details of her upcoming wedding, and that probably means we can expect to see the photos there too. She plans to have a low-key ceremony and reception at her new home in Liberty, Mississippi, where she currently lives with her fiance and the father of her baby, Casey Aldridge. Jamie Lynn’s sister, Britney, will be her maid of honor, and the festivities will take place in Jamie Lynn’s backyard. OK! notes that they’ll have plenty of space as the house sits on three acres:

Despite their worldwide notoriety, the young couple won’t be swapping their vows at some 5-star celeb-filled resort, but will be sticking close to home. Jamie Lynn’s new house is in Liberty, Miss. — just 30 minutes from her mom Lynne Spears’ house, Serenity, in Kentwood, La. — and it sits on three acres, which is more than enough space to put up a tent for a private, late fall ceremony.

“She loves everything about the area where she lives. She’s not going to get married at some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverly Hills,” a friend of the bride-to-be tells OK!. “Her own backyard with just the people who matter most is more Jamie Lynn’s style.”

And with the wedding approaching quickly, Jamie Lynn is planning to look her best on the big day. “She’s already down to her pre-pregnancy weight,” says the friend. “She has the cutest figure!”

Of course, big sis Britney Spears will be her Jamie Lynn’s maid of honor, and Casey’s sister Ashlee will be one of her bridesmaids. And tiny toddler Maddie will be an integral part of the wedding — possibly in a basket decorated with flowers and carried into the ceremony by the bride and groom’s mothers.

[From OK! Magazine]

The photos from her wedding will fetch good money for Jamie and it’s not like she’s got a lot of career options at this point after Zooey 101. Is it a good move for her to publicize her wedding though? There were rumors that she was reluctant to pose for photos with her newborn, Maddie, because she didn’t want the media exposure, but that she had no choice because the contract was already signed. It’s also not the wisest move to get married at 17, even if you already have a baby with someone. There’s a lot of life experience lacking and you may end up missing things you could have done in your 20s. Last week the Enquirer had a story that Jamie Lynn and Casey were fighting over calls to another woman she found in his cell phone records. Even if that wasn’t true, it’s hard to believe that these two are ready to commit the rest of their lives to each other.

Jamie Lynn Spears, 17, and Casey Aldrige, 19, looked happy playing house with their month-old baby, Maddie, in a happy perfect-looking spread in OK! Magazine. The reality might not be so rosy for the young couple. The National Enquirer reports that Jamie Lynn kicked Casey out of the house after she found calls to another woman on the bill for his cell phone. She is also said to try and keep track of his Internet usage to see if he’s getting up to anything sneaky online. Casey is back in the house now, and it sounds like Jamie Lynn really wanted to teach him a lesson:

New mom Jamie Lynn Spears threw her fiance Casey Aldridge out of their home - after she discovered he’s been calling other girls on his cell phone! It’s the latest in a series of battles between the teens since the birth of their daughter, Maddie Briann, on June 19…

The confrontation occurred soon after the couple moved back into their new 5-acre home in Liberty, MS, after spending three weeks at Lynn Spears’ gated mansion Serenity in Kentwood, LA.

While sorting through the mail, 17 year-old Jamie Lynn saw phone calls to other girls on Casey’s cell phone bill and confronted him.

“Casey told Jamie Lynn that she is ‘hormonal’ and that all the rumors of his cheating are just her imagination, but Jamie Lynn didn’t believe him,” said the insider. “It was too much for Jamie Lynn and she threw him out of the house. He stayed out all night.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, August 4, 2008]

The Enquirer’s insider adds that Jamie Lynn thinks Casey “might be cheating with his old girlfriend.” They add that she’s been “searching the Internet for other evidence of his cheating” and that she obviously “doesn’t trust him.”

Have any of you been in in a relationship where you were so suspicious of your partner that you monitored their online usage and went through their cell phone records? Did it end with you finding nothing and were you able to patch things up and/or keep the relationship going? It seems like if you’re that distrustful of your partner the relationship is at a point where it will take an awful lot of work to repair it. Either the other person is cheating and you’re looking for confirmation or you don’t trust them enough to feel confident that they’re faithful. Either way, the relationship is in trouble. There’s also the chance that someone is so insecure they need to constantly keep track of their partner for reassurance, but snooping like that for no reason might drive the other person away. We’ll have to see if Casey and Jamie Lynn work this one out.

Jamie Lynn and Casey are shown shopping at Walmart on her 17th birthday on 4/4/08. Credit: Fame

Star Magazine has a cover story this week titled “Jamoe Lynn: Delivery Room Drama!” OMG! Jossip offers invaluable analysis of this probably half bullshit, half embellished story. They say that by having an exclusive deal with OK! Magazine for photos and stories about her baby, Jamie Lynn incurred the tabloid editor’s wrath more so than your average celebrity.

Here are the supposed details of Jamie Lynn’s “Delivery Room Drama!” Star claims Casey passed out, Britney pled with Jamie Lynn to have a cesarean, and mother hen Lynn insisted on being in the room when Jamie Lynn gave birth, cursing her out like a movie cliché of a delivery room scene:

In the new issue of Star, on newsstands now, we have all the details about Jamie Lynn’s delivery room drama — including her life-threatening decision, emergency surgery to save the baby, Britney’s jealous episode, Lynne Spears fighting with everyone and the brouhaha over a paternity test.

“The baby’s heart rate dropped every time she tried to push,” a family insider tells Star. “They did an ultrasound and quickly discovered that the umbilical cord was too short.” But despite the doctors’ dire warnings, the 17-year-old “was adamant about having a natural delivery.”

Everyone in the room at Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center in McComb, Miss., pleaded with Jamie Lynn to listen to the doctors — including big sister Britney. Brit had already been with Jamie Lynn for hours, massaging her back as she endured painful contractions. “But she got mad,” says the insider. She told Jamie Lynn to “just have a damn Caesarian,” as she did. “Britney then ran out in tears because she couldn’t bear to see what was happening.”

The girls mother, Lynne, only added to the tension. “Lynne was already angry because her daughter didn’t want her in the delivery room at all,” says the source. “But she had insisted on being there, along with Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn’s boyfriend. Jamie Lynn cussed and yelled at her mom, and told her to get out. She cursed Lynne for bringing her into the world to bear such pain.”

[From Star Magazine’s website]

How poetic of Star: “She cursed Lynne for bringing her into the world to bear such pain.” I love that line. I’ve never heard of an umbilical cord being too short, but I Googled it and it does happen and can result in increased infant mortality.

Jossip notes that the article also claims that “Lynn Spears, Maddie’s grandma, wants a DNA test right away because she doesn’t believe Aldridge is the father.” Their explanation of how so many things went wrong with the birth is a lesson in a tabloid scorned:

You know what you get when you’re a celebrity and you sign an exclusive deal with a tabloid? Bad karma from the rest of the magazines.

Jamie Lynn Spears, who signed a $1 million exclusive deal with OK! for her pregnancy story and pics, is getting stabbed by Star with a dramatic cover story exclaiming, “Delivery Room Drama!” Since Spears is prohibited from playing ball with the other celeb weeklies, there’s only one thing Star can do: deliver one piece of bad news after another. If only Spears hadn’t signed with OK!, she could’ve scored some protection.

[From Jossip]

Star spreads a lot of fake news about celebrities but it’s particularly malicious when they’re blocked from a coveted story. On the remote chance that all of this is true, you could also say that Jamie Lynn had an unremarkable natural birth despite some minor complications and pressure from her doctors and family to have a c-section.