Now Madonna has revealed what everyone suspected after she bought a ton of designer girl’s clothes – she wants a half-orphan daughter, too. This sounds like a made-up quote to me, but it could be true. Maddona supposedly told French magazine Paris Match that she wants to snatch a Malawian baby girl quickly to “redress the balance” in her family or some such shit. It sounds like she can’t stand the fact that Britney got divorced and her name is no longer in the papers this week:

Asked in an interview if she wanted another child the 48-year-old answered: “Yes, absolutely. I’m going to adopt another Malawian child very quickly. A baby girl this time, in order to redress the balance”.

The 48-year-old said that Lourdes and Rocco would be involved in the ‘choice’ of their new baby sister but she wanted them to have time to get used to 13-month-old David Banda – who Madonna is in the process of adopting – first.

She also refused to take responsibility for flouting the adoption laws in Malawai, which require prospective parents to stay in the country for a year and a half, by claiming that someone contacted her first about going to the impoverished nation. This sounds like more of the bullshit she usually spouts:

In the interview with Paris Match she said: “It was not me who chose Malawi, but it chose me. “A native of the country contacted me though my association, Spirituality for Kids which I publicise in all my shows.

“She helps a lot of orphans in Malawi and she told me about the childhood poverty, and the dreadful mortality rate.

“She asked me for help as my fame could help focus on the problems.

“I started my own inquiry and I said to myself: ‘They need help!”

She is surely helping the Malawians convert to Kabbalah, that’s for sure.

Pictures from I’m Not Obsessed and Daily Mail.