K-Fed wants a reality show, and has asked a “House of Carters” producer about helping him sell the concept to whichever lesser cable network is stupid enough to buy it. He told the guy that he wants the show to portray him in a positive light, to basically spin his story into something that makes him look good.

House of Carters Executive Producer Kenneth Crear tells Us exclusively that he is currently working on producing a reality show with K-Fed.

“It’s true,” Crear tells Us, adding that he just started negotiations with partner Billy Rainey and Kevin Federline’s manager on Monday. “We are in talks about this. Kevin came to me because he liked the way I shot the House of Carters series and the way I made Nick Carter look real and trustworthy. I gave people a different perspective of him and made people really respect him.”

Crear also confirms that they are looking at “one or two” different networks, but insists the project is just as the beginning stages.

“Kevin doesn’t dislike or hate Britney,” Crear tells Us. “The show will show him for who he is but [will] not smear her. It was just a marriage that didn’t work out, but it will show who he is beyond that.”

Crear also says they are looking at an eight episode deal that will be shot over three months, but they haven’t started shopping it around yet.

I’m surprised he didn’t approach 8 Mile producers about a fictional version of his fabulous life to date. They probably have started “shopping it around” and no one is interested or they wouldn’t have called up Us weekly to spread the news.

There was a rumor that K-Fed was offered nearly $300,000 to appear in Celebrity Big Brother in England after Britney dumped him, but nothing seems to have come of that. Now he wants his own reality show – as long as it’s done on his terms. People will watch the first ten minutes to see what a douche he is, and will flip the channel as soon as they see what kind of propaganda it is. No one bought his CD and no one is going to waste their time watching this crap. Without Britney he’s not interesting, and by the time this show comes out the public will have plenty of time to have forgotten him.