Sorry for the two Lohan stories today, but just when I was wondering what the skank was up to at the GQ Men of the Year awards party, Page Six ran a pretty juicy header story about it. It turns out she threw a rather typical drunken fit after downing a bunch of champagne. She screamed at a bemused Jessica Biel when seeing her with an old assistant that left Lindsay months ago to enjoy a full night’s sleep and go work with Biel. Also, just as I kind-of speculated (I know I’m tooting my own horn, but who else is going to do it?) she tried to hit on Leonardo DiCaprio and failed miserably.

Oh, and her mom Dina was there too. Did she tell her to calm down or take her aside or anything? No, she just was grateful to be able to get in with Lindsay.

When the Lohans arrived at the exclusive dinner at the Sunset Tower – joining the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio, Al Gore, Jay-Z, Jennifer Connelly and Magic Johnson – she “flipped out” upon seeing Jessica Biel, the luminous star of “The Illusionist,” there with her assistant.

Biel’s assistant used to work for Lohan and earned the “Mean Girls” star’s ire when she quit several months ago.

According to a witness, Lohan started screaming, “If she stays, I’m outta here! I can’t look at that girl! I can’t believe you would allow an assistant in here – she doesn’t belong in here!”

“It was really uncalled for,” said our spy. “Jessica and everyone else ignored her.”

A rep for Lohan said, “This does not sound like Lindsay.” A Biel friend said, “Jess didn’t steal anyone’s assistant – her assistant stopped working for Lindsay a long time ago. And whatever drama happened, Jess was no part of it. She is not part of [Lohan’s] crowd – she is a professional.” A rep for Biel declined comment.

Lohan was shunned at the glittering affair by other celebs who are tired of her bratty antics and bad work ethic. Overhearing her tirade about Biel’s assistant, Will Ferrell turned to DiCaprio, Gore and Affleck and said, “Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?” – setting off laughter. Later, Lohan, with a champagne glass in her hand, tried flirting with Leo, to no avail.

Also, Lohan called her ex, Harry Morton, who showed up and left with a bunch of his friends. He probably fears the inevitable stalking by Lindsay and is trying to keep her placated.

This is the girl who was said to be attending AA meetings and was seen proudly toting the group’s 12 step book and wearing a “friend’s” 90 days sober chip. As Page Six points out, Lindsay doesn’t seem to have made it to one week yet.

Here is Lindsay on the night in question. Pictures from Linds-Lo.com