– Jennifer Aniston changed her nose, you think she could get a new hairstyle [DListed]
– Trump’s super premium Valentine’s hard candy [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Lindsay Lohan may be in rehab, but she’s still going out clubbing with Paris Hilton [Egotastic]
– Imagine the most boring chick flick ever. Then multiply that by at least two. That pretty much sums up Because I Said So [Pajiba]
– Beyonce makes her back up dancers pay for their own flights to rehearsals on both coasts [CelebWarship]
– Kylie Minogue’s very recent ex, Oliver Martinez is shacking up with Penelope Cruz. Wait, I thought he was straight. [Socialite’s Life]
– George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley are going to reunite for Wham II [Agent Bedhead]
– Justin Timberlake was high when he got Punk’d and thought he’d lose his dogs to the IRS [PopSugar]
– Mariah Carey, much like President Bush is still invoking 9/11 to explain everything [Mollygood]
– Jessica Simpson said it hurt her to see that Nick had moved on, but of course all that cheating she did while they were still married doesn’t matter [Evil Beet]
– Best Superbowl commercials: first quarter [CelebSlam]
– Zooey Deschanel looks like the Clockwork Orange guy [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Drew Barrymore needs to visit the Prescriptives counter [ICYDK]
– Art by Gavin Strange [The Grumpiest]
– Sexpresso figured out a way to stand out as a coffee shop in Seattle: babes in lingerie serving lattes [Right Pundits]
– Mischa Barton is still dressing fug [Bastardly]
– Ryan O’Neal says his son attacked him first before he shot off that gun [The Bosh]
– Jonathan Rhys Meyers is Henry VIII [Oh La La Paris]
– More Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures [Derek Hail]
– Jenny McCarthy nip slip [yeeeah]
– Fergie flashes her undies [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Alyssa Milano bikini pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
– Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures [Derek Hail]
– Young girl gets bikini wax from her soon-to-be mother in-law and sister in-law [Best Week Ever]
– Celebrity Fashion trademarks [CityRag]
– Christina Ricci in Italian Vogue [popbytes]
– Andy Dick groped Ivanka Trump [The Blemish]
– Britney Spears is a mess [Pop on the Pop]
– Ryan Reynolds is single [Just Jared]
– Paris Hilton flashed her boobs in exchange for seeing Ron Jeremy’s penis [CelebNewsWire]