Zombie Gandhi … coming soon to a stadium near you
Also she would like to be an Un-dead John Lennon, Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus. Satellite Radio really is changing the world not just making Howard Stern richer . These insight into Madonna’s role models, past and future, are perhaps the best example to date of how Sirius Radio is getting us the hot stuff:
Madonna has in the past styled herself after Marilyn Monroe and Eva Perón, but they’re not the ones she hopes to emulate.
“I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon – but I want to stay alive,” the singer said during a Valentine’s Day interview on Sirius Satellite Radio.
In fact Madonna’s recent tour was a real clue to this future Blonde ambition. The requisite controversy was all about her appearance on a cross, a big disco ball cross, crucified –just like Jesus – but without the spear in the side, dead part. Which if you read above is just where she likes the story to change up a little.
Defending the scene which featured images AIDS orphans in Africa, she says: “Jesus’s message was to love your neighbor as yourself, and these are people in need. I hope that people got that message.
“Of course some people thought shes just being controversal she’s just getting on a cross to piss people off, but that wasn’t my intention at all”
In a further informative aside Mrs Richie talked up the gay thing –cause the kitchen sink wasn’t available:
“Gay men are perfect men for girls who are tough. They’re not threatened by strong women, and they’re usually very in touch with their feelings and pay attention to details. I’ve always had an affinity with gay men.”
So to recap: Madonna wants to be an undead, pro-gay Gandhi/Jesus with a little Lennon and Luther King thrown in. Also please stop AIDS.
Well at least she doesn’t want to make any more movies.
pics via spaceport, Drowned Madonna, and Madonnalicious.
Picture Note by Celebitchy: Here are pictures from Madonna’s new H&M campaign, because they didn’t learn that people don’t want to look like Madonna the first time.
Isn’t this the same bullshit that she has been spouting for years? Madonna on a mirrored cross, Madonna wearing her crown of thorns…ughh, so 1994! She’s a trite pop music singer with a bloated ego and seems to be the only person who doesn’t see that observation.
When will this b!tch ever go away – is she serious – Gandhi. She has one overblown ego!
Madge is really a hoot. Does she think people take her seriously? She must believe her own PR machine. HEY MADGE! WE KNOW YOU ARE FULL OF CRAP! NO ONE BELIEVES YOU! Sorry for yelling, I had to get it across the Atlantic ocean. Peace!
Ghandi definited what he saw as his seven sins. Here’s they are:
* Wealth without Work
* Pleasure without Conscience
* Science without Humanity
* Knowledge without Character
* Politics without Principle
* Commerce without Morality
* Worship without Sacrifice
If she can achieve that (witch i believe she won’t), we will examine her “Zombie Ghandi” idea.
Wow. I guess Kaballahlahhalahhala gives one the same type of God complex as Scientology. Xenu be praised!
i saw maddonas concert that was broadcast on tv before christmas…i think that it was an awesome concert, it was like she was doing aerobics for hours. (lol) after her accident from falling off that horse, she must be taking some good painkillers. there is something about madonna that i like..she just rips it right out there, or so it seems.
btw, the kaballah that she practices has nothing to do with judaism. its more like some man who was formerly an insurance salesman took one esoteric book and uses it to make his own little cult to sell fake miracle water and red string bracelets that they sell for about thirty dollars. again, that shit is its own bullshit cult, which yeah could actually be like scientology. wow. sad.
2 names that NEVER belong in the same sentence together – Madonna and Ghandi. Poor man must be whirling in his grave.
Hehhheeeeeeee, hhhahhhhhaaaaaaaaa, RLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the big deal? So Madonna wants to be a Good Person and because she is famous, the fact that she wants to be a Good Person is broadcast for the world to hear. So she might have delusions comparing herself to some truely great people… but isn’t it a good thing that she would strive for that greatness, if in her own eyes?
It’s so so easy for people to laugh at these famous people when they talk about wanting to help the world. “oh they have so much money they live the shallow life” blah blah blah. Here’s a secret: pretty much everyone in the ‘West’ lives the same life, adjusted to their own income bracket. People don’t complain when you ‘only’ dontate a few hundred bucks a year to charity (or, lets be honest, possibly nothing) when you might very well be able to afford more.
Giver her a break. Better that she behave like this than how she was 25 years ago. (and while I’m at it… comparing someone at 45 with their self at 25 is hardly fair… can you be sure that you would have been super responsible if you were suddenly a kajillionaire and famous at such a young age?)
Oh fuck. Poor little meglomaniac madge. You forget a few small details. To be like Lennon, Luther-King or Ghandi you either need to be 1. talented or 2. an inspirational visionary or 3. a great humanitarian and politiician.
phew, what a wanker…..
All the great people she wishes to emulate have one thing in common which she lacks….humility.
How deluded are H&M and the PR men…can they really persuade us that teenagers shopping at H&M really want to dress like a 48 year old??? ..and how many 48 year old want to dress like teens???…..yeah she’s skinny, yeah she looks good (with airbrushing, discreet cosmetic surgery, makeup++ and special lighting…what is she like au naturel?? ..like any other scrawny 48 year old…..get some dignity!!