The Fall Out Boy front man (front boy? front fall man?) raised the hopes and hormone levels of moody Emo teens worldwide with his latest interview in BLENDER. Taking a page from both Morrisey and The Promise Keepers, Wentz is working the ambisexual tease angle like an art school freshman:

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR TASTE IN SEX?
I tend to be a bit prudish. I’m a make-out king–I’ll kiss anybody–but as far as going further than that, I wanna keep my number down. I don’t wanna tell my future wife, “Yeah, I’ve been with, like, 50 people.” But when I’m with somebody, the caveman in me wants it to be completely deviant. Like, “Oh this isn’t supposed to go in there? Then that’s where it has to go.”

SO, MAKE-OUT KING, YOU”VE KISSED BOYS?

I have. Anybody above the waist is fair game.

via Idolator

Is the Caveman in him Brendon Fraser from Encino Man? These music journalists never ask the killer follow-up questions that are on the public’s mind. Has Valerie Plame taught them nothing …

I think everyone can agree that this future Wentz wife is lucky, lucky girl. All that below the waist purity … it’s like she’s getting a standard issue, Pleasantville wife from the 1950’s – with a side of toothy, male and tattooed. Wentz had an apparently even more revealing interview in Vice

in which the Fall Out Boy singer allegedly revealed some of his favorite under-the-covers peccadilloes—

which has since disappeared from the web. Somebody’s management team must actually still believe in the concept of too much information. You can perhaps lose or confuse your teen girl fan base … what with the complications of both over-the-waist and under-the-covers. It’s like an Amish engagement … and they don’t buy a lot of CDS.

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