There are several new piece of Tiger Woods’ news this week, all stemming from new reports delving just a little deeper into the massive scandal involving the world’s highest paid athlete. There’s a new book out this week on Tiger from People reporter Steve Helling called Tiger: The Real Story. Part two of Vanity Fair’s massive Tiger profile is also out in their June issue (with the hot soccer guys on the cover).

Hollywood Life has some choice excerpts from the Vanity Fair piece, of which only a preview is available online. They have the jaw-dropping detail that Tiger used a very obnoxious and arguably racist pickup line on one of his mistresses, Cori Rist. (You might remember Rist from her appearance on the Today show.)

Tiger Woods‘ mistresses are still talking, long after their affairs with the golfer ended — and we’re all still listening! The latest bombshell, dropped by stripper Cori Rist in a new Vanity Fair interview, is that Tiger used an off-color pick-up line to entice his mistresses — and he even did it in front of other people! WARNING: the pick-up line you’re about to read is X-rated and racially offensive… not to mention totally lame.

According to Cori, Tiger used to rub the tips of his shoes together and ask, “What’s this? … It’s a black man taking off his condom.” YUCK! Tiger, you have even less class than we thought. We know you’re a low-life, but there’s really just no need for that kind of talk.

Cori goes on to describe their encounters as “passionate — fireworks,” which I think is is a surprisingly tasteful way to describe the chemistry between a scumbag and one of his many mistresses. Another fun fact: after sex, Tiger apparently liked to eat Fruit Loops and watch cartoons — like a little kid!

She says he got way too attached, texting her constantly with questions like “Who’s with you?” and “Are you alone?”

But his attachment seemed to loosen up when it came to sleeping arrangements. “We’d watch TV and hang out on his side [of the bed],” Cori tells the mag. “But he was really weird about me sleeping in his bed.” She says he made her sleep on the other end of the hotel suite every time they were together.

[From Hollywood Life]

Tiger Woods is richer than any other professional athlete so all he needs to do is snap his fingers and women come running. Even if he uses stupid racist pickup lines women are going to put up with it – they knew he was married with kids at home and still flocked to him. I bet Tiger is still getting plenty of tail, even after the entire world learned what a massive cheater he was. Radar claims that he’s “back on the prowl,” and has “been outgoing and flirtatious.” There are surely plenty of women stupid and arrogant enough to think that they’ll be the one who tames Tiger. Barring that, they can always try to squeeze some money out of him.

Getting back to the new book on Tiger, The Daily Beast has an excerpt all about how the golfer escaped persecution from DUI charges on the night of his accident. Author Mark Helling writes that there was plenty of evidence and testimony to issue a subpoena for Tiger’s blood results from the hospital (to potentially press charges for DUI) but that a request from an officer on the scene was denied by the state attorney’s office for “insufficient information.” One of the officers on the case told Helling “I have gotten subpoenas issued with a lot less evidence than that.” Tiger was sleeping on the scene of the accident when the officers got there and his wife admitted that he’d been taking Ambien and Vicodin and had been drinking. Some real strings must have been pulled to keep him from being prosecuted.

Tiger’s people were used to cleaning up his messes. Helling also claims that he’d received many tips about Tiger’s bad behavior over the years, but that he ignored the rumors because “Negative coverage of Tiger – or even positive coverage that wasn’t approved and micromanaged – would often result in swift, permanent excommunication from the Tiger Woods camp. It was in everyone’s best interest to sweep the rumors under the rug.” Until that rug got so bumpy that Tiger kept tripping over it and falling on his face.