– This guy Boney M is still wildly popular in Germany, and he’s awesome. I know people are operating under the assumption that David Hasselhoff is also popular here, but believe me when I say that Boney M is more beloved. [Haute Gossip]
– Parasite and Benji with their “bowel movement” and “pussy hole” rings [DListed]
– “O-bah-ma. Oh-Oh.” (Sung to tune of Volare. I know it’s misspelled, don’t point it out to me.) [Bossip]
– Married Life with Patty Clarkson is hit and miss [Pajiba]
– More whores on American Idol [Celebslam]
– Madonna Admits To Stage Anxiety [I’m Not Obsessed]
– The first Bastardly dude of the day! [Bastardly]
– Adrian Grenier is hairy and gaining weight and definitely growing on me [ICYDK]
– Pink in a Bikini on a Boat (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Tori Spelling signs copies of her new biography ‘sTori Telling’ [Hollywood Rag]
– Lindsay Lohan applies her own fake tan [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson wants to be a Bond baddie [Agent Bedhead]
– Kristen Bell performs [The Blemish]
– Celebrity Tattoos [CityRag]
– Donate sperm – get concert tickets [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Actress Busy Philipps Expecting First Child [Celebrity Moms]
– Dayanara Torres and Amaury Nolasco break up [Hot Momma Gossip
– Kate Beckinsale says that babies come out with their own personalities and “arrive 80% baked” [Celebrity Baby Blog
– Dania Ramirez should be as famous as her fellow “Heroes” co-stars [Derek Hail]
– New album from Danity Kane is coming out [Right Celebrity
– Shirtless Will Smith on set [PopSugar]