Prince Harry gets his wings (at army pilot graduation). He looks lovely, doesn’t he? [LaineyGossip]
Bedhead‘s career assessment of Gwyneth Paltrow. [Pajiba]
Paris Hilton calls Lindsay Lohan “Druggie Girl”. [Celebnewswire]
Ke$ha crotch: not cute. [The Blemish]
The biggest threat to the Catholic Church is their batsh-t insane priests. [Gawker]
Drake never saw a tit-tay. [Dlisted]
Miss Janet needs another sleeve, stat! [Go Fug Yourself]
Bossip investigates Kim Kardashian‘s ex-husband‘s shady past. [Bossip]
Did you hear? Vesty McSparklepants is going on Oprah! [Pop Sugar]
Avril Lavigne is a f-cking idiot. [Litely Salted]
Something something Tila Tequila something. [Evil Beet]
WTF is Gwen Stefani wearing?!? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Pamela Anderson: the trashy gold statue version. [Yeeah]
They filmed four different endings to Lost. Unless one of them involved Naveen Andrews, Josh Holloway and Gerard Butler (because why not) dipped in chocolate and whispering “Kaiser, I need you” I really don’t want to know. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kim Cattrall: “Most of my life hasn’t been very fulfilling sexually.” [PopEater]
Bristol “I do it all on my own” Palin went out clubbing after her abstinence events. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Yummy!
Paris is such an edgy, original comedian. I think she may have found her true calling. No one has ever thought to call Lindsay “druggie girl” before. The funniest part was that an actual drug dealer started insulting her. If a drug dealer is criticizing you drug use you should seriously start looking at your life. It also adds credence to the claim she is broke. A smart drug dealer wouldn’t alienate big clients, although he is friends with Paris Hilton…
As the site says: “Druggie girl?” They may as well have been like, “Hey, Lindsay! You are stupid and also not good! You… you dye your hair and you have a sister! Way to be on Saturday Night Live twice, leggings-wearing person who is five foot five!”
He’s a cutie, congrats Harry, you bad boy, you!
Re: lost endings
Kaiser you slay me
please don’t attack the Catholic church 🙁 I know it’s easy right now, but would you be so incendiary if they were Imams? Just asking for the same respect you’d give another religion.
harry looks great but his girlfriend is quite orange…
Ah, Lainey’s Hot Harry on a Horse. What an improvement Harry and Chelsy are to William and Waity Katie!
Hot Harry on a Horse! his GF is fug.
Hot ginge prince! Love him!
I knew I would like the GP career assessment when I read the title “If Only She Weren’t Such an Insufferable Bitch”
also – Prince Harry is the only hot ginger in existence. HUBBA.
@marita
why is it people like you are ALWAYS quick to mention Islam when the Church is being crtitized? it’s not like the Church is blameless and without its faults,sticking your head in the sand wont help and such behaviour gives the rest of us Christians a bad name.
@marita-
No, I wouldn’t be as “incendiary.” I certainly don’t have any love for Islamic fundamentalism, but this hits very close to home for me.
I was raised Catholic, went to Catholic school from K-16, and this sh8t upsets me!!!!! As it should you.
I didn’t even read the thing about christians…BUT,there’s a def. double standard today-the same way whites cannot make jokes about any other ‘group’,but PC only seems to app;ly to whites, or straights, etc,etc. other groups get a ‘pass’ on having to be PC,I guess b/c they are the current ‘victims’????
Same with christianity-it’s seemingly okay to trash it at every turn, but oooh-lest you bring up another religion,that’s a no-no.
whatever-i dont think it’s necessary to trash any religion,although i think they are all frankly ridiculous,including the one I was raised with. That said, it’s okay to have intelligent discourse around these matters,but no need to wax pathetically/moronically. Not that any o fthese comments were doing so, just mentioning what i see as a double standard these days…
I’m glad Bristol went out clubbing. That’s what young people should do. And any moms on here know how much a night out means.
Hey Marita,
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her as an altar boy!
good job Harry!
he is my favourite royal right fromm the start 🙂
I remember when he was born,just seems like yesterday
harry is hot!!. I personally think he’s hotter than William. and I hope I dont offend anyone at all saying this the BEST thing That EVER happened to the Royal family was when Prince Charles had some babies with Diana. She inserted some seriously HOT genes into the mix where before some of them were seriously on the FUg Side before..
just saying.
As little use as I have for the British Welfare – I mean Royal – Family, Prince Harry has at least accomplished a few things in his military career. I respect that.
Regarding the Catholic church, a lot of us lapsed Catholics, especially those of us in the Boston archdiocese, take great offense at the actions, and inactions, of various bishops and the now-pope towards SEXUAL PREDATORS who RAPED CHILDREN. I spent 12 years in Catholic school, in Boston, and going to church, while a lot of these rapes were going on. I won’t censor my criticism.
I wonder what Harry would look like with a beard and if he is a ginger all over?
Prince Harry: The Man who should be King.
….Looks just like his handsome daddy, Maj. Hewitt.
He looks exactly like his bio dad, Prince Charles
I think Prince Charles is his father – the red hair is a Spencer trait. Hewitt’s features don’t match, just his hair. Compare pics of Harry and his uncles.
Also, Hewitt himself has said he didn’t meet Diana til 1986, and if there had been a meeting before, I believe the tabs would’ve dug it up by now.
Well there’s a line between being critical and being insulting (and I’m pretty critical of alot of things with all these religions) Taking offense with things the church has covered up and saying so is a big difference than calling people batshit insane cause it’s funny, and OXA ‘joke’ is just ridiculous.
Diana’s brother’s sort of a ginge, isn’t he? I saw him on some show the other day selling some family stuff and he looks remarkably similar to Harry. It’s sort of eerie how Harry looks like the Spencer side and some of Charles’ side but not necessarily him (and not really Diana) and how William looks like Charles mixed heavily with Diana. Well, that was confusing.
Hey, Harry’s not balding, always a plus, so he definitely got that from the Spencer side.
Re: Kesha’s crotch being not cute? Does any sentence involving her crotch end with any word signifying something positive?
ewwwwwww he is Ugly! and his face looks bloated.
He’s so adorably British. And Kelaa, he is ginger all over. I am a ginger myself.
His gf is adorable, too. I like seeing them together.
Ginge Harry is such a hottie!
you know you’ve hit rock bottom when Paris Hilton can insult you… and everyone agrees with her.
Love me some Prince Harry! Agree about those hot Spencer genes being the best thing that ever happened to the royals (looks wise). Imagine if their mother had been…well. You know who.